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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Ralph and Ryan stand in front of Shelley Winters tombstone.]] / Ralph: VIATA ASTA-I BUN PIERDUT CAND N-O TRAIESTI CUM AI FI VRUT. SI-ACUM AR VREA UN NEAM CALAU S-ARUNCE JUG IN GITUL TAU: E RAU DESTUL CA NE-AM NASCUT MAI VREM SI-AL DOILEA RAU! / Tombstone: SHELLEY WINTERS 1978-2002 / Ryan: ALL RIGHT, RALPH, YOU CAN STOP MESSING ABOUT NOW. I'LL GIVE YOU FIFTY PENCE FOR YOUR - / Ryan: - BUS. RALPH? / [[Zombie Shelley appears]] / Ryan: NYAHHGGHH!
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[ Shelley is startled by a small vampire in her Bulgarian hotel bathroom. Amy is behind the door in the room itself, trying to help Shelley with her problem. ]] / Amy: Is it a spider? Catch it under a bin or a bucket! / Shelley: It's sim'lar to a spider! / Amy: All right, let's- what in *censored* name is that? / Shelley: Hold down the bucket! I'm going to wrap it up in a sheet like a bad cat. / << bucket: plop! >> / Amy: I think it's a vampire! Stab it with a stake! / Shelley: We can't do murders on it! / Shelley: It might just be a tiny, deformed and unruly peasant. / Perhaps he was trying to steal soap for his hideous family! / << vampire in bedsheet: VRRRR >>
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[The Boy and Tim Jones are in a garage. The Boy is writing out on a piece of poster paper: "Likes" (underscored). Tim is looking over his shoulder, and smiling. The garage is decorated with a sign: "Scientific Democrat Hq"]] / The Boy: Tim, now the campaign has descended into mudslinging and girl fights, you need to reach out to the common man. / Tim Jones: The Common Man! I know him! I see him on the street every day! / Tim Jones: The Average Joe! Simple Sam! / [[The Boy holds up to poster sheets for Tim to peruse. One is a pie chart, indicating the puny fraction of "Smart-aleks", "Savants", and "Beatnik" relative to "The Common Man". The other is a list of preferences: "Likes: Shouting, Money, Making a Mess / Dislikes: Other people shouting, paying tax, other peoples mess". Tim doesn't look like he things the analysis is good news for him.]] / The Boy: I've worked out a list of things The Common Man likes, doesn't like, and doesn't care about. / Tim Jones: What about science? / Tim Jones: Science was my first love, and it will be my last! / The Boy: The Common Man couldn't give a monkeys about science. / The Boy: He just wants to shout and make a mess. / The Boy: But I'm sure a candidate as fired up as you can- / [[Tim steps outside carrying a deflated wading pool. He looks depressed.]] / Tim Jones: If you want me, I'll be wearing my pyjamas and sitting in an empty paddling pool. / {{story: The Election}}
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Elaine Wu is meeting with "Mr. Smith", the lone nut thug. He's wearing jeans and matching denim jacket, with a white t-shirt underneath. She's wearing a grey tracksuit along with a matching grey cap. The cap has three white racing stripes over the top and down the bill. She is handing him a flimsy looking envelope.]] / "Mr. Smith": Do you have the money? / Elaine Wu: Five thousand, as agreed. / [[She gets up to walk away.]] / "Mr. Smith": You understand there's no going back? / Elaine Wu: The Evil Party does not make mistakes, "Mr Smith". / [[At a rally, Hugo Rodriguez runs onto towards a podium, arms raised. He's wearing an olive suit with a white tie. Pink confetti showers the crowd. The stage backdrop is a giant red sign:"ONE MAN ONE GOAL ONE ... / REPRESENT"]] / Announcer: Here he is! Because you love your city, because you love your freedom, your next mayor / Announcer: HUGO RODRIGUEZ / Hugo Rodriguez: Good evening everybody! It is OK to be you! / Hugo Rodriguez: This I swear! / [[Offstage, Riley Beckwith and Tim Jones look on. She looks at time, supportive, while Tim is watching Hugo in awe.]] / Riley Beckwith: That should have been you up there, Tim. / Tim Jones: I couldn't do what he does, Riley. / [[On stage, Hugo pops a wheelie on a bike.]] / Hugo Rodriguez: Hugo pledges more frequent buses to unfashionable villages! / {{story: The Election}}
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[Natalie Durand, the reaper, sits with the spirit of a snakekeeper to examine the body of the snakekeeper.]] / Natalie Reaper: Wow, zis is quite something. You were reaching for a sandwich, but you picked up a cobra and bit it? / Snakekeeper: Yes. / [[Natalie turns her head to consider the smiling snake wrapped around a tree branch.]] / Natalie Reaper: Could you not 'ear ze 'iss of Br'er Cobra? / Snakekeeper: He was asleep. They don't hiss when they're asleep. / [[Natalie stands in front of a sign detailing the characteristics of "Naja sumatrana (Equatorial Spitting Cobra)", her hands on her hips.]] / Natalie Reaper: Do they 'iss when they're bitten in ze head by an *idiot?* / Natalie Reaper: Could you not feel ze scales? / Snakekeeper: I was wearing gloves. / Natalie Reaper: Could you not see a *snake?* / Snakekeeper: I was reading the paper. / [[Reaper and reapee sit on a bunch. The snakekeeper closes his eyes in indignation.]] / Natalie Reaper: Why were you sitting amid snakes? / Natalie Reaper: Ze snake is ze well-known jerk. / Snakekeeper: They're not "jerks". They're my friends. / [[They are in a zoo. Natalie approaches a room filled with orangutans.]] / Natalie Reaper: Friends do not bite friends. Zat is universal. / Natalie Reaper: La Cox never gnawed on l'Aniston. No matter how much I might have wished it. / {{story: The Election}}
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Scary Go Round 20060215 Roxy's mother: What are we going to do about Roxy? It's either drugs or... / [[Roxy's father, Peter, consults the phone book.]] / Peter: Climbing frames... climate change... clinics. / Mother: Are you sure, Peter? Are you absolutely sure? / Peter: We're not getting through to her. She needs professional help. / Hugo: You need a professional? Here I am! Hugo Rodriguez, Rodriguez Artist Management. / [[He displays a business card.]] / Mother: How did you get in? / Hugo: No door is closed to Hugo. He is an impresario of the old school. Momma, daddy, where's your little Roxanne? / Hugo: My nephew Pepe sees her at school, says she is a performer for our age. A revelation. / [[Hugo opens his suitcase. It is full of pink banknotes.]] / <> / Mother: You see, Peter, you see? She's not a junkie or mentally ill, she's gifted! / Peter: I always knew it. My uncle Terry played melodica at the Palladium. It's in the genes.
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Scary Go Round 20070328 Innkeeper: Now Tam, Sam, none of your trouble, Lads. / Tam (or Sam): Aw, there'll be no trouble NEville. / Moon: No Ernest, I won't have a drink, I don't... / Ernest: Arr, sailors must bond over grog! / Ernest: Tis the way of the sea! And tis only a babycham. / Moon: Well... OK... / [[Later. Moon is waving the babycham aloft and has made an eyepatch out of a coaster and string.]] / Moon: We'll find that freakin' kraken... lash that melon farmer to the mast... an' make every barnacle from here to Hull poo their pants gosh darnit... / [[She's on the floor.]] / Moon: An' wasss more.. / Ernest: She don't look like a sailor, she don't drink like a sailor. She sure don't curse like a sailor. / Des: Maybe you can mentor her! Or leave her on an island where no one can find her!
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Scary Go Round 20070914 [[Amy clinging to the bee with Lorcan in the air, using her phone.]] / Amy: BEE RIDER! BEE RIDER! / Shelley: Beer idea? Amy, there's no need to sound so panicked. No one else will have had the exact same idea. / Amy: No, Shelley, he's a BEE RIDER! / [[In the background the mayor and Mike are assaulting the cotton-candy vendor.]] / Shelley: Here's a beer idea, I get it. I'm sure Daddy will lend us a demi-john. So what's your idea? / [[Amy comes into view.]] / Amy: SHELLLLLEEEEEYYY / Shelley: Ohhhh I see. Well you can tell me your beer idea when you get down from the wasp-copter.
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Scary Go Round :: Monday-Friday Comic by John Allison [[ The Father walks into the kitchen as The Boy and Milford are talking about Elodie, a French foreign exhange student they housed. ]] / The Father: Are you two talking about Elodie and the pie? / A dark day under this roof. / The Father: Paul, I have eaten a Fray Bentos pie every Friday since the first week I pushed aside my mother's breast. / The Boy: Jesus Christ. / The Father: I may not have a huge list of good things to say about his Princess Vampire... / But she never turned her nose up at a Fray Bentos. / The Boy: "Princess Vampire?!" / The Father: A vampire princess with respect for "Fray-Day" / It's a family tradition, son. / One I hope you will pass on to your own pale, nocturnal children.
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