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| GPF Archive: Monday, April 26, 1999 | Dwayne: Guess what, gang! We've all been invited to a black-tie gala where one of our products is receiving an award ! / [[Everyone stand still]] / Dwayne: Forget I mentioned it.
/ Ki: Do I have to wear a dress ?
/ Fooker: I don't own any dresses... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990426.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, April 27, 1999 | Nick: Hurry up, Fooker! We have to pick up Ki in five minutes.
/ Fooker: Don't sweat, Nickmeister. / Fooker: Do you know how long it's been since I wore a tux ?
/ Nick: Can't be half as long as it's taking you to get dressed now... / [[Fooker show up in a white tux with a black tie]]
/ Nick: Uh...
/ Fooker: Hey, he said "black tie." The tie's black. See ? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990427.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 28, 1999 | Nick: I can't believe you're wearing plaid.
/ Fooker: Hey, Dwayne made me wear long pants, so don't push it. / [[Fooker look out of the car]] / Fooker: Can I hang my head out the window and howl at passing babes ?
/ Nick: NO. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990428.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, April 29, 1999 | Fooker: Wow. Ki's building is pretty ritzy.
/ Nick: Compared to your place Alcatraz was ritzy.
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990429.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, April 30, 1999 | Ki: I can't believe I'm wearing a dress. I hate dresses.
/ Nick: You look great, Ki. Really. / Ki: Why is it, when it comes to formal occasions, men get completely clothed from head to toe while women have to show as much cleavage and leg as possible? / Nick: No, it doesn't seem quite fair...
/ Ki: Have you ever tried walking on miniature stilts? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990430.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, May 1, 1999 | Ki: Well, here we are...
/ Nick: Now we just wait for Dwayne and Trudy.
/ Fooker: Hey there hot stuff... / Ki: I know it will never happen, but I wish, just once, I could top that Trudy and look better than she does.
/ Nick: Gee, Ki, I think-- / Trudy: Well, look who's already here!
/ Ki: Boy, do I need a smoke. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990501.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, May 3, 1999 | Narrator: The GPF gang attends a black-tie gala... / Fooker: Dwayne called to say he'll be a few minutes late, and we should go on in without him. / Fooker: It's been a long time since I've been to fancy shindig like this. I can feel it in my cummerbund that we're going to have a blast!
/ Nick: I don't know... / Fooker: Well, at the least, it looks like we'll get to see a cat fight...
/ Trudy: I bought my dress FIRST...
/ Ki: But MINE was on sale...
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990503.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, May 4, 1999 | Nick: Why do women go nuts when someone else wears the same dress they do, Fooker ?
/ Girls: < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990504.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, May 5, 1999 | Dwayne: Sorry I'm late. I had to drop Nicole off at the Hilton. She's got her own big dinner meeting to go to tonight.
/ Fooker: No sweat, chief. So goes the married life. / Dwayne: Have I missed anything?
/ Fooker: Some guy said your speech has been pushed back a notch, the chef is allergic to shellfish, I've been shot down six times already, ... / Fooker: ...and the current score is Trudy 6, Ki 5...
/ Trudy: < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990505.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, May 6, 1999 | Dwayne: We at GPF Software are honored by your hospitality, and we would like to thank YOU, Gunther Petroleum, Inc., for choosing US to be your software solutions team. / Dwayne: I am often asked what our secret is. It's no secret: It is TEAMWORK. Our team works as one seamless unit to design, implement, test, and deploy software to valued customers such as you. We are a well-oiled machine... / Dwayne: ...always running in perfect harmony...
/ Trudy: < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990506.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, May 7, 1999 | Trudy: You know, Nick, the night is still young... Now that the gala is over, I'm sure we could find something interesting to do...
/ Nick: Well, I...
/ Ki: Excuse me... / Ki: Nick happens to be MY ride, so why don't you just hop in YOUR car and go home, Trudy? / Nick: She does have a point. See you monday, Trudy. / Trudy: You win this round, Ki... But next time I fight dirty...
/ Fooker: It it's action you want, Trudy, the Fookinator is still available... < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990507.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, May 8, 1999 | Ki: I'm sorry about all the fuss with Trudy tonight. I guess we ruined everyone's evening...
/ Nick: No, that would be Fooker dancing on the piano. / Ki: Heh heh... I guess you're right.
/ Nick: Yeah. Heh. / [[Embarrassed silence]] / Nick: Um... See you monday ?
/ Ki: Sure. [[thinking]] Unless you want to come in and sweep me off my feet... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990508.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, May 10, 1999 | Good morning, Ki!
/ Whatever. / Some mix-up we had this weekend, huh? You and me showing up at that gala, accidentally wearing the same dress...
/ Yeah, real funny... / Of course, YOU were really about twenty pounds too heavy for that dress. I, on the other hand, was absolutely stunning...
/ I'll show you stunned in a minute... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990510.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, May 11, 1999 | Time to check the ol' e-mail... / ! / I don't know how you got me on the "nude picture of William Shatner of the Day" mailing list, but I swear...
/ I'm no expert, but I know enough to be dangerous... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990511.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, May 12, 1999 | Why do I get the feeling that when I open this door, swarms of killer bees will attack me...?
/ Close, but try something a lot more painful... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990512.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, May 13, 1999 | Well, if it isn't Kai... did you find the little surprise that left at your doorstep this morning?
/ That's it... / What you want from me, Trudy? You insult me, you put me on perverse mailing lists, you make me afraid to enter my own office, and now you leave a dead cat at my door! What did I do to provoke you?! WHAT?!? / Nothing... you just make a most enjoyable target... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990513.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, May 14, 1999 | I don't know what to do, Fooker. Trudy's been tormenting me all week for no apparent reason. It's driving me nuts! / We knew she was odd from the start, but lately, she's gotten downright hostile. I almost think she's been conspiring against me. I never did anything to her, I tried to be nice, and what do I get back? / Um... what's that white powdery stuff in your coffee?
/ Dunno. Trudy gave it to me. It makes it taste like almonds... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990514.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, May 15, 1999 | I've called both of you in here because Ki has brought some serious accusations against you, Trudy. Tell me truthfully: did you do these things to her?
/ Heavens no! / Ki, do you have any evidence directly linking Trudy to be ask you described?
/ Well... not really... / Then I suggest you to settle whatever petty differences, you have and to act like professionals.
/ Trudy one, Ki zero...
/ There she goes again! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990515.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, May 17, 1999 | What are you doing, Fred?
/ Slime mold calisthenics. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990517.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, May 18, 1999 | Fooker: Ah, a bowl of cereal, the morning paper, and cartoon network... what a way to start a -- / [[Fred is in cereal bowl]]
/ ! / Fooker: FRED!!!
/ Fred: Sor-ry! Excuse me for being hungry... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990518.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, May 19, 1999 | Fooker: You're getting fat, Fred.
/ Fred: I am NOT getting fat. / Fooker: You need to go on a diet.
/ Fred: I am preparing to begin mitosis. / Fooker: That's right, make up excuses for eating all my food...
/ Fred: For your small brain, I'm pregnant. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990519.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, May 20, 1999 | Fooker: Y-you're pregnant?!
/ Fred: Not exactly. I'm about to begin mitosis, or cell division. / Fooker: But... you're Fred... you're a GUY...
/ Fred: I'm a slime mold, you dolt. I'm sexless. / Fooker: Maybe I should have called you Fredrica...
/ Fred: I give up. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990520.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, May 21, 1999 | Fooker: So, you're going to just split into, and another slime mold appears?
/ Fred: That's about the size of it. / Fooker: No sex, no foreplay, no kinky stuff... not even a mate to do it with?
/ Fred: Wow, the creature learns... / Fooker: Gee... that must reek.
/ Fred: Hey, I don't write the biology textbooks. I never said it was fun. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990521.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, May 22, 1999 | [[Fred is stretching]].
/ Fred: Nnnghhh... / [[Fred splits in two]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990522.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, May 24, 1999 | Nick: Look's like I got a letter from my uncle, Dr. Wisebottom.
/ Ki: Who's he? / Nick: He's a crackpot inventor. Fruity as a nutcake. A total loon. He says he's coming to visit. / Nick: Wonder when the old coot will get here...
/ Wisebottom: Hello, Nicholas. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990524.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, May 25, 1999 | Nick: Uncle Wisebottom!
/ Wisebottom: Ek, who did you expect, Issac Newton? / Wisebottom: I wanted to see where you work, where you eat, where you sleep, where you use the bathroom, you're flesh and blood, and I want to know where that genetic material has been lately. / Wisebottom: Now, introduce me to this beautiful creature over here...
/ Ki: Don't know who you're talking about, but I'm Ki. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990525.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, May 26, 1999 | Wisebottom: Ah, Ki... The Chinese word for inner beauty and strength. A beautiful name for a beautiful woman.
/ Ki: Why, thank you, Dr. Wisebottom.
/ Wisebottom: Otto, please. / Wisebottom: Looks like you've got a real hot tamale here, Nicholas. Don't let this one get away...
/ Nick: Uncle Wise... / Ki: Your uncle is quite a charmer. You could learn a thing or two from him...
/ Nick: What's that supposed to mean? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990526.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, May 27, 1999 | Ki: Nick says you're an inventor, prof. Wisebottom. What all things have you invented?
/ Nick: Uh oh...
/ Wisebottom: Oh, lots of things. / Wisebottom: I once invented the world's first perpetual motion motor. Once you got it started, you would never have to stop it again.
/ Ki: Wow! What happened? / Wisebottom: Well...
/ Nick: Uncle Wise always had problems with losing his keys... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990527.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, May 28, 1999 | Wisebottom: ...so the plutonium isotope says to the organic polymer, "that's no free radical, that's my wife!" / << Haha! Heehee! Har Ho Hoot Snort!>> / [[Ki remain still]] / Nick: I... uh, took a bit of chemistry in college...
/ Wisebottom: Okay, a chemist, a physicist, and a rabbi walk into a bar... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990528.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, May 29, 1999 | Wisebottom: Sorry I couldn't stay longer, Nicholas, but I'm needed back at the lab.
/ Ki: Some crazy new experiment brewing...? / Wisebottom: Nah. I'm the only one with the keys to the rec room. Hold this.
/ Ki: ? / [[Wisebottom wears a propeller on his helmet]]
/ Wisebottom: Well, I'm off!
/ Nick: Your rocker, I assume... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990529.html |
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