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| GPF Archive: Tuesday, October 28, 2003 | [[Fred and Trent approach each other in the corridor]] / [[Fred and Trent pass without a word]] / [[The corridor is empty]] / [[Trent turns back to watch as Fred heads back toward Trent]]
/ Fred: A biohazard warning label on my door. How quaint.
/ Trent: Just doing my civic duty... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031028.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 29, 2003 | Fred: This is the last straw, Trent. I'm through with your games. If you want a war, you've got a war.
/ Trent: Just doing my part for the public's health. / Fred: You may be skirting around Dwayne's rules, but it's no less threatening. I'm not going to take it anymore.
/ Trent: So sue me. / [third panel shows Fred by himself, no dialogue] / Nicole, on phone: Law offices of Soh, Urbanski, Edwards, Edwards, and Minsk. This is Nicole. How can I help you? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031029.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, October 30, 2003 | [Nicole speaks into the telephone.]
/ Nicole: Let me get this straight. In your opinion, Trent has discriminated against you, and you'd like to take him to court.
/ Fred: That is correct. / Nicole: Well, based on what you've described, I'd think under normal circumstances you'd have a clear case...
/ Fred: Under normal circumstances? / Nicole: Well, it's not a simple matter of suing him. There's no precedent for someone like yourself in today's court system.
/ Fred: Someone like myself? / [[Nicole closes her eyes and puts her head in her free hand.]]
/ Nicole: Fred... you're a slime mold...
/ Fred: I'm a stick of dynamite, already lit. Don't make me whale on you too, sister... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031030.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, October 31, 2003 | [[Trent was browsing through some papers and is looking up in aggressive shock as Fred comes crawling in on the desk]]
/ Fred: I gave you a fair warning, Trent. Now it's time to pay the piper. I'm suing your sorry butt.
/ Trent: You're WHAT?! / [[Close up of Fred, from over Trent's shoulder]]
/ Fred: I just got off the phone with my lawyer, and the paperwork is in motion. It's time you learned I'm not a slime mold to be messed with... / [[Fred is crawling away again, Trent is looking him down, smugly]]
/ Trent: And just where did YOU get a lawyer?
/ Fred: A young, up-and-coming hotshot with something to prove. See you in court. / [[We now see the office of Mr. Urbanski, Nicole's boss]]
/ Mr. Urbanski: I think this is a great case for you to handle alone, Duncan! Win this, and you might make senior partner!
/ Nicole: Thanks, Mr. Urbanski. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031031.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, November 1, 2003 | [[Dexter, accompanied by Sharon, is talking to Dwayne]]
/ Dexter: Dwayne, after a lot of thought and some convincing by Sharon, I've decided to accept your offer for the full-time position.
/ Dwayne: That's great, Dexter! / [[The trio Dexter, Sharon, Dwayne is looking at Trent, who is leaving the picture, looking very annoyed]]
/ Dwayne: Why don't we all head to my place, and I'll order pizza to celebrate. Coming, Trent?
/ Trent: No thanks. I seem to have lost my appetite. / [[We now see the aforementioned trio from the back, and Fred joins them, on top of a desk]]
/ Dwayne: Has anyone seen Nick or Ki lately?
/ Fred: No, but I'll leave them a note so they'll know where to find us... / [[We see Nick and Ki, hair tussled, clothes disheveled, and Nick crouched in front of the door, rattling the doorknob]]
/ Ki: What do you mean, the lock is jammed?
/ Nick: Maybe we should have used the bathroom BEFORE the make-out session. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031101.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, November 2, 2003 | You know what I realized? This week marks my five year anniversary working at GPF.
/ Wow. You're finally vested. Congrats. / You know what that also means? We'll almost be dating for four years... Isn't it time you asked me something?
/ Do you thinks this 300 MHz memory will work with an old 100MHz motherboard? / Not what I was hinting at. I think your clue-o-meter needs reconfigured... [I think your clue-o-meter needs to be reconfigured] [I think your clue-o-meter needs reconfiguring]
/ What? Oh, sorry. Just thinking of upgrading Pandora... / Wow...Five years. We've been through a lot since then...
/ A lot of good stuff, but plenty of bad. Wonder what's in store for this year... / Don't know, but I'll bet the next big thing is right around the corner... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031102.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, November 3, 2003 | [[Nick and Ki are shopping in a "Best Buy" type electronics store. They are pushing a cart. Trish walks in front of them, carrying a box in front of her face.]]
/ Nick: So what's your plans for the holidays...?
/ Ki: Nick! Look out!
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031103.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, November 4, 2003 | [[Nick and Ki glare at Good Trish.]]
/ Good Trish: Sir? Are you okay?
/ Nick: T-that's far enough, Trish! You keep your distance! / [[Nick hands Trish her box]]
/ Trish: I-I'm sorry, I didn't mean to bump into you...
/ Nick: I'll help you pick your things up, but I want you to stay away from me. Understand? / Trish: N-not really...
/ Ki: We're leaving, Trish. Don't you follow us. And stay away from my man. / [[Trish looks on, incredulous, holding a "Home Theater in a Box"]]
/ Trish: How do you even know my name?!? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031104.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, November 5, 2003 | Nick: Good grief. *That* was a blast from the recent past. We haven't seen Trish in months...
/ Ki: For the better, in my opinion. / Ki: Was she acting odd to you? It almost seemed like she didn't recognize us.
/ Nick: I *did* notice, but I don't understand why. She certainly made an impression on *us* last time... / Ki: Well, as long as she leaves you alone, I'll be satisfied...
/ Nick: Agreed...
/ [[They bump their shopping cart into what seems to be Trish again]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031105.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, November 6, 2003 | {{The Trish in this comic is the "evil" Trish}}
/ [[after bumping into Trish again in the computer store, Ki poits angrily at Trish, Nick glares at her, Trish holds up her hands defensively]]
/ Ki: We warned you, Trish. Keep your distance from Nick or else.
/ Trish: Retract the claws, tigress. I got the message last time. / [[Nick and Trish eye eachother angrily]]
/ Nick: Didn't seem to sink in a few minutes ago. Stop stalking me.
/ Trish: Stalking you? I haven't seen you in MONTHS! / [[Nick and Ki together start leaving]]
/ Nick: Right. Like we believe THAT one. Don't make me get a court order to keep you away.
/ Trish: Fine. Whatever. Have a nice freaking day. / [[Nick and Ki's backs are seen as Trish looks back evilly to where Nick and Ki came from]]
/ Nick: Now how's THAT for weird? She didn't seem to remember just talking to us!
/ Ki: Somehow I think that girl has deeper issues... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031106.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, November 7, 2003 | {{The Trish in this comic is the "good" Trish}} / [[Sharon and Ki sit opposite in a dining-booth, two drinks on the table, Sharon holds a pen and paper, Ki just paper]]
/ Sharon: So you guys actually ran into Trish at the electronics store yesterday?
/ Ki: Yeah. And let me tell you, it was even more awkward than you'd think. / [[close-up of Ki looking to the side. We see the rear of Sharon's head]]
/ Ki: First, she seemd to not even recognize us. Then we bumped into her a couple minutes later, and she knew us but didn't remember the first incident. / [[Close-up sideshot of Sharon and Ki looking at each other]]
/ Sharon: That's weird.
/ Ki: I know. It's as if she's two different people.
/ Sharon: I wonder if she might have a twin...
/ Voice from outside panel: Excuse me... / [[Ki and Sharon look shocked at the person who approached them: Trish. Trish is heavily sweating and shyly looking down to the ground. Nameless people sit in booth's in the background]]
/ Trish: I-I hate to interrupt, miss, b-but can you p-please explain to me EXACTLY what happened yesterday? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031107.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, November 8, 2003 | {{The Trish in this comic is the "good" Trish}} / [[Trish is looking to the ground shyly, fretting with her clothing. Nameless shapes in the background]]
/ Trish: I-I'm really v-very sorry I b-bumped into your cart, b-but I don't see why th-that should make you and y-your friend s-so upset... / [[Shot of Sharon and Ki. Sharon looks surprised, Ki is angry]]
/ Ki: You know full well that had nothing to do with--
/ Sharon: Whoa, Ki, hold on. Miss, besides yesterday, have you ever seen this woman before? / [[shot of Ki looking neutraly at a heavily sweating, uncomfortable Trish]]
/ Trish: No! That's why I'm so confused! I'm new here in town, and I don't know ANYONE! I've said I'm sorry, so I don't understand why you're so angry with me! / [[Shot of Ki and Sharon in the booth, Trish to the side, blushing. Ki talks to Sharon, while Trish addresses noone in particular]]
/ Ki: I think we've got a mystery on our hands.
/ Trish: And I would have remembered your friend. H-he was kind of cute... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031108.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, November 9, 2003 | {{The Trish in this comic is the "good" Trish}} / [[Wide shot of Trish sitting opposite to Sharon and Ki in the dining booth. Trish is looking down at the table, in a confessing pose]]
/ Trish: I-I moved here only a couple weeks ago, hoping to find a job. I-I tried this place called Goodman Rubber, but for some reason, they just LAUGHED at me! / [[Close-up of Trish, looking sad]]
/ Trish: But you don't want to hear about that. I moved here from out of state, so I don't know anyone or where anything is. And if you couldn't tell, I'm not exactly the most b-bold person either... / [[Shot of Ki's face and the back of Trish's head. Ki is talking to Trish]]
/ Ki: Hm. So you've never been here before? Not even, say, April?
/ Trish: Oh, no! In April, I was in Europe on assignment for my last job. / [[Sharon talks to Trish, who is looking down, sad]]
/ Sharon: Do you have a sister? Maybe a cousin who looks a lot like you?
/ Trish: No family. My parents died a few years ago. I was an only child. / [[Shot of Ki, Sharon and Trish. Ki is pondering, Trish looks clueless.]]
/ Ki: Does the name Nick Wellington mean anything to you?
/ Trish: No... should it?
/ Ki: Interesting. / [[Side-shot of Trish sitting opposite Sharon and Ki. Ki looks at Sharon]]
/ Trish: I'm confused. Why do you keep asking me these questions? I don't understand...
/ Ki: Neither do we, but it's high time we three found out. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031109.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, November 10, 2003 | {{The Trish in this comic is the "good" Trish}} / [[Sharon, Ki and Trish are standing in a hallway. Sharon is opening the door to her apartment while Ki speaks with Trish]]
/ Trish: So, you thought I was someone else?
/ Ki: Not exactly. More like someone else thought they were you. / [[Inside, Sharon walks to her Apple computer in front of the picture while Ki and Trish enter the room in the rear]]
/ Ki: It's a long story, but we'll find out soon enough. Sharon, can you get into Goodman Rubber's servers from here in your apartment? / [[Close-up of Sharon, holding her finger up in a paternalizing way, her computer screen in the background]]
/ Sharon: Through a few chained SSH logins, yes, I can get access to their HR intranet. But I must protest that such access would be an abuse of my powers as sys admin and would certainly be illegal. / [[Trish and Ki stand behind Sharon, who sits at her computer. Sharon squints the squint of the wicked]]
/ Ki: Four words: "The Counsel of Ethendale."
/ Sharon: Logging in now...
/ Trish: You two are so WEIRD... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031110.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, November 11, 2003 | Sharon: There. I'm not proud of it, but we're in. Patricia Marshall, head of I/T, November 2002 through her termination in April 2003. / Trish: Th-This can't be! I never worked for Goodman Rubber!
/ Ki: But that's your photo. Is that your Social Security Number? / Trish: Y-Yes, but I don't remember any of this!
/ Sharon: The address is for an apartment complex on the south side of town. / Ki: Then that's where we're heading.
/ Trish: Couldn't this be dangerous?
/ Sharon: Only if we're lucky. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031111.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, November 11, 2003 | Sharon: There. I'm not proud of it, but we're in. Patricia Marshall, head of I/T, November 2002 through her termination in April 2003. / Trish: Th-This can't be! I never worked for Goodman Rubber!
/ Ki: But that's your photo. Is that your Social Security Number? / Trish: Y-Yes, but I don't remember any of this!
/ Sharon: The address is for an apartment complex on the south side of town. / Ki: Then that's where we're heading.
/ Trish: Couldn't this be dangerous?
/ Sharon: Only if we're lucky. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031111.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, November 12, 2003 | [[Outside shot of 4 story apartment building.]] < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031112.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, November 12, 2003 | [[Outside shot of 4 story apartment building.]] < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031112.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, November 13, 2003 | [[Sharon, Ki, and Good Trish are entering Bad Trish's apartment to find out whats going on]]
/ Good Trish: Looks like nobody's home. Maybe we can pick up a few clues. / [[Sharon is looking at a burger on a table]]
/ Sharon: Well, she's been here recently. Looks like she had a Wacky Burger and fries. Half eaten, warm and still fresh / Sharon: That's odd. It looks like she scraped off all the sesame seeds.
/ Good Trish: Oh, That. I can't stand sesame seeds. They get in my teeth and-- / [[Good Trish is beginning to freak out and Ki is in the background holding a headless teddy bear.]]
/ Good Trish: EEP! M- My double is even mimicking my weird habits!
/ Ki: Then please tell me you don't behead stuffed animals... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031113.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, November 14, 2003 | [[Trish looking apprehensively back over her shoulder, as Sharon in the background bends toward a computer case.]]
/ Trish: This is so bizarre... So many things seem familiar here, but others seem so... so FOREIGN... / Sharon (in foreground with Ki, Trish in background) : Hey, Ki. Check this out. There is enough spy-looking stuff here to make Fooker's head swim... / Sharon (holding small device with three yellow arcs on top): Night-vision goggles, cameras, sound recorders, covert listening devices... This almost looks like something Nick would cook up! / Ki (Eyes wide, looking at device): Actually, Sharon... this looks exactly like something I've SEEN in Nick's apartment... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031114.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, November 15, 2003 | Sharon (whispering to Ki, as Trish stands in the background, facing away): So... what do YOU make of her? Do you believe her story, or do you think she's playing some elaborate hoax on us? / Ki (whispering): I don't know. THIS Trish seems so unlike the OLD Trish it's hard to say they're the same person. She seems too weirded out by this; I think that's genuine. / Sharon (whispering still, a figure hidden in shadows behind her): Then you think someone really came to town trying to steal her identity?
/ Ki: I don't know. It's all too strange... / [[Trish, with a silenced automatic pistol grimaces, as Ki from off panel finishes... ]] Maybe the answer is right around the corner... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031115.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, November 16, 2003 | [[Trish's Fire escape. Nega-Trish stands outside while Ki and Sharon, framed by the window, look out]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031116.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, November 17, 2003 | [[Ki and Good Trish are left in Bad Trish's apartment, while Sharon has gone to check the noise they heard from the fire escape]]
/ Ki: Stay here. Get ready to call the cops.
/ Good Trish: B-But aren't WE th-the ones trespassing...? / [[A shadowy figure holding a blanket sneaks up behind Ki]] / [[The shadow throw the blanket over Ki's head]]
/ Ki: HEY! / [[The shadow figure, now visibly appearing to be Trish, hits Ki on the head with the butt of a pistol]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031117.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, November 18, 2003 | [[good trish is holding a cordless phone, shaking in fear]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031118.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, November 19, 2003 | Bad Trish: Hrmph. And to think he told me to be wary of Oshiro and Murphy. Pushovers.
/ Good Trish: Y-you're the one impersonating me! / Bad Trish: And you... a sniveling whiney coward. A mousey little wimp. I don't know whether I should be surprised or ashamed. / Good Trish: Y-you can't get away with this! Identity theft is a f-felony! You c-can't steal m-my life and get away with it! / Bad Trish: You just don't get it, do you? I *am* you, Trish... and this world's not big enough for the both of us... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031119.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, November 20, 2003 | Good Trish: Wh-what do you mean, you *are* m-me?
/ Bad Trish: Sheesh. If you're *this* galacticly stupid, that must mean I'm a *genius*. / Bad Trish: I was going to be content sliding in here and taking your place while you were in Europe, but you had to ruin that by coming back early. Looks like I'll have to do this the messy way. / Good Trish: B-but *why*?
/ Bad Trish: I doubt your tiny little brain could fathom it, kid. Besides, my boss likes to have no loose ends.
/ Good Trish: Wh-what are you g-going to do? / Bad Trish: Commit suicide.
/ [[She shoots Good Trish in the chest]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031120.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, November 21, 2003 | [[Bad Trish moves into the shadows with Good Trish's body over her shoulders. A voice calls from the other room]]
/ Sharon: Ki? / Sharon: Ki? You there? I went to the roof, but didn't see anyone... / Sharon: Ki? Trish? Where *is* everybody? / Ki [[from beneath a blanket]]: OOOOOH...
/ Sharon: KI?! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031121.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, November 22, 2003 | Sharon: Ki! What happened?
/ Ki: I-I don't know. Somebody threw a sheet over my head and knocked me out. Where's Trish? / Sharon: I don't know. She's not in here anywhere I can see.
/ Ki: This is so strange. Where did she go, and why did she leave? / Sharon: I don't like this, Ki. I think we've been here far too long. We better leave...
/ Ki: We've got a mystery here, Sharon, and I want to solve it. / Sharon: Then we'll solve it tomorrow, after you see a doctor about that knot on your noggin.
/ Ki: Ow! Okay, okay.
/ [[Bad Trish watches and listens from the shadows. She smiles]] http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031122.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, November 23, 2003 | [[Nick, Ki, Sharon and Dexter are sitting around a table in a resturaunt]]
/ Dexter: So you just left? You didn't try to find out where she went?
/ Sharon: We did look, but I couldn't find her. Plus I thought Ki's head was worse... / Nick: So where's the law-abiding girl I thought I was dating?
/ Ki: Ha ha. Things still don't add up. This "new" Trish was so different from the "old" Trish, it's hard to say she's the same person. / Dexter: I wish I knew what happened that night I left Luigi's with her.
/ Sharon: Well, she obviously didn't harm you, but that's another mystery unsolved. / Ki: You should've seen her, Nick. She seemed to have no real memory of meeting us, of the dinner, of even working at Goodman Rubber. She said she was in Europe in April. / Ki: She seemed to stutter a lot, something the "old" Trish never had a problem with.
/ Nick: Ki, maybe you are reading too much into this. Perhaps...
/ Out of Shot: Excuse me... / [[we see Trish, in red shirt. It was her talking.]]
/ Trish: I hate to interrupt, but... I think I have some explaining to do... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031123.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, November 24, 2003 | [[Trish, looking sad, the back of Nick's head in the foreground]]
/ Trish: I want to... apologize for my actions. Both recently and a few months ago. I haven't been... myself. / Trish: My advances toward you, Nick, were inappropriate, as was my treatment of Dexter. And my actions last night were not... not my best. I'm sorry. / Ki: Trish, we don't exactly know _what_ to think of you right now. Each time we see you, it's like you're a totally different person. / Dexter: Heh... what are you? Schizophrenic?
/ Trish (looking away): Actually... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031124.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, November 25, 2003 | Trish: I was diagnosed with multiple personality disorder a few months ago. Unfortunately, I haven't been diligent in taking my medication.
/ [[Sharon elbows Dexter]]
/ Dexter: OW! / Trish: I'm... uncomfortable telling you all of this, but I feel I owe you an explanation. I can understand if you can't accept my apology, but I promise it's sincere. / [[Trish turns away from the others]]
/ Trish: I... don't have any friends here, and you can probably guess why. I can't expect you to forgive me, but I'd love for you to finally come to know the real me. / [[Trish smirks evilly while walking away]]
/ Trish: Again, I'm sorry, and thanks for listening. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031125.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, November 26, 2003 | Nick: Um...So... / Ki: None of you actually believe all that garbage, do you?
/ Nick: Well, she _did_ seem sincere. Maybe we should give her a second chance... / Ki: One word: _Trudy_.
/ Nick: Ouch. Pour a bit more salt in that wound, would you?
/ Sharon: Well, this still doesn't explain everything... / Sharon: Like what about all that spy equipment in her apartment?
/ Dexter: Maybe one of her personalities works with Fooker, but the others don't know yet... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20031126.html |
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