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GPF Archive: Monday, November 22, 1999	Wisebottom: ... and here's the temporal acceleration pedal... / Nick: Fooker, you don't really want to travel through time, do you? / Fooker: Aw, come on, Nick! I know YOU want to! You're just scared. Don't you want to peer over Da Vinci's shoulder, or watch the wright brothers' first flight, or discuss physics with Einstein, or help Gene Roddenberry create "Star Trek?" / Nick: Well... yeah... / Fooker: Personally, I want to see Helen of Troy naked... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991122.html
GPF Archive: Tuesday, November 23, 1999	Ki: Nick, you can't be serious about going with Fooker back in time! / Nick: I'm only going because I don't trust him there. / Nick: What if he does something stupid and alters the flow of time? He could destroy entire civilizations. Killing millions! I can't have that on my conscience. I'm going to keep him straight. / Ki: Well... I'm going too, just in case he DOES see Helen of Troy naked so you don't get any ideas. / Nick: With all those naked Greeks running around, who'll notice us? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991123.html
GPF Archive: Wednesday, November 24, 1999	Wisebottom: So, are we ready to begin our wonderful trip through time? / Nick: No, nut we're ready to die horrible deaths in this rattletrap. / Wisebottom: Good! Now just hit the start button and away you go! / Fooker: Which button? This one? / Wisebottom: NO! NOT THAT-- / <> http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991124.html
GPF Archive: Thursday, November 25, 1999	[[Nick is shown in the time machine]] / Narrator: The perils of time travel: / [[Nick is shown again, apparently travelling at cartoonishly high speeds]] / Narrator: Temporal acceleration / [[Nick again, this time his head snapped forward from a sudden stop]] / Narrator: Rapid deceleration / [[Nick, Ki and fooker in the time machine, all with very messed up hair]] / Narrator: Time lag / Nick: Voice my to happened what? / Fooker: Your uncle said that would pass in a few days... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991125.html
GPF Archive: Friday, November 26, 1999	Fooker: Kewl! We've gone back in time! Now to find out when we are... / Nick: This about feeling bad a have I... / Ki: Quick, Fooker! When are we? / Fooker: I don't know. The instruments aren't responding properly... / Nick: Oh uh... / Nick: Gang, past the in we're think don't I... / PoliceBot: Do you have a license for this time ship? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991126.html

GPF Archive: Saturday, November 27, 1999	PoliceBit: You are in violation of global ordinance 8E3GK-691Z, parking a time ship in a no time ship zone and wearing tacky black spandex uniforms in a public place. You are all under arrest. / Fooker: ! / Fooker: But officer, we're hapless travelers from the twentieth century! We have no knowledge of your laws and customs. We accidentally went forward in time when we meant to go backward. Can you help us? / PoliceBot: Traveling from the twentieth century without a temporal passport is a felony offence... / Nick: Einstein, go to way... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991127.html
GPF Archive: Monday, November 29, 1999	PoliceBot: You are under arrest for violating global ordinance 8EGK-691Z... / Ki: Quick, Fooker! Do something! / Fooker: Okay! Okay! / <> / [[Surrounded by angry indians]] / Ki: Okay... do something ELSE... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991129.html
GPF Archive: Tuesday, November 30, 1999	[[Nick, Ki and Fooker have landed right in front of Washington crossing the Delaware]] / Fooker: Excuse us... Could you point us toward the twentieth century...? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991130.html
GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 1, 1999	Nick: Time through hopping stop to have we, Fooker! / Fooker: I'm trying, but the machine keeps jumping randomly! / <> / Ki: What if we cut power? / Fooker: Are you kidding? We'd be stranded! / <> / Nick: Eaten being than better's that's... / Fooker: Is it just me, or is mirror boy starting to get annoying...? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991201.html
GPF Archive: Thursday, December 2, 1999	<> / Ki: Now where are we? / Fooker: I think we're at the beginning of time! / Ki: At least we won't be devoured by a T-Rex here. / Fooker: I think I've figured out how to get us back home. / Fooker: But first I want to hear Nick say his "ABC'S" FORWARD fast. / Ki: FOOKER! / Nick: Funny very. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991202.html

GPF Archive: Friday, December 3, 1999	<> / Wisebottom: Oh my stars and little planets! They're back! / Wisebottom: I was so worried about you children! When I saw Fooker press the wrong button, the one to send you forward in time, I was quite concerned. / Wisebottom: So, did you have a fun trip? / [[Angry look at Wisebottom from everyone]] / <> http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991203.html
GPF Archive: Saturday, December 4, 1999	Wisebottom: I'm sorry my time machine proved to be so much trouble, Nicholas. I promise I will dismantle it so it can never be used for evil. / Wisebottom: Won't you forgive me, my nephew? I've apologized profusely! Please say something to me! / Nick: Yet you to say to anything have don't I. / Wisebottom: Oh... still suffering from time lag... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991204.html
GPF Archive: Monday, December 6, 1999	Nick: Good day, Ladies and Gentlemen. With the end of 1999 swiftly approaching, I am here to happily inform you that we here at GPF will not be doing a big "Y2K" story line. / Nick: We know you're sick and tired of hearing about "Y2K" and all the doomsaying it involves. Rest assured, you won't hear that acronym again in this comic! / Fooker: Hey Nick, here's the script for the next few weeks. / [[GPF script's title read: Y2K]] / Nick: I stand corrected. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991206.html
GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 7, 1999	Ki: Who's Nick calling? / Fooker: Jeff Darlington, the guy who draws our strip. / Fooker: He wants to formally protest the forthcoming "y2k" story line. He thinks it's like jumping on an overloaded bandwagon. / Fooker: But I don't think he's having much success... / Nick: Stop screening your calls! I know you're there, so pick up! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991207.html
GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 8, 1999	Ki: Is it really so bad that we're doing a "Y2K" story, Nick? / Nick: I'm sick of it, the readers are sick of it... We don't need it. / Ki: Even if this IS a trendy topic, Nick, it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! We'll never get the chance to do a story like this again. We could be part of history! / Nick: Oh, we'll be history, all right, if our server goes down January 1st... / Ki: Har dee har har har, Sarcasm Boy... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991208.html

GPF Archive: Thursday, December 9, 1999	Tag: Nick confronts the artist about the Y2K story line: / Nick: Jeff, we have to talk. / Jeff thinks: Uh, oh... / Nick: I want to protest this new "Y2K" story line. Should we stoop so low as to jump on the bandwagon and beat a dead horse to death? The readers are sick of "Y2K"... / Nick: ...or are you just running out of ideas? / Jeff: Since when has this strip been drawn by committee? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991209.html
GPF Archive: Friday, December 10, 1999	Tag: Nick confronts the artist about the Y2K story line: / Jeff: Sorry, Nick. The schedule stands. We start the Y2K story Monday. / Nick: <> / Jeff: By the way, you DO realize that you've wasted this entire week with this little crusade? We've accomplished nothing. No character development, no plot continuations... / Nick: Y-You mean... / Nick: This week was just FILLER?!? / Jeff: Hey, YOU'RE the one who said I was running out of ideas... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991210.html
GPF Archive: Saturday, December 11, 1999	Ki: So Jeff Darlington used your hatred of all things "Y2K" to build a week of "filler" strips? / Nick: [[steaming]] / Nick: Well, if nothing else, I've had my voice heard. I'm not happy with us doing a "Y2K" story, because I feel there's been too much hype in the media already. The last thing we should do is propagate it. / Ki: And you wasted a week of strips in the process... / Nick: I feel so used... / Fooker: Good night, everybody! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991211.html
GPF Archive: Monday, December 13, 1999	Nick thinks: (Sigh) Here we are, nineteen days from the start of the year 2000, and I can't wait to get this whole mess over with. / Nick thinks: For the past few years, we've been saturated with it, and it's only intensified over the past few months. I'm sick of hearing about the "Millennium Bug," "The Y2K Menace," "The End of Civilization As We Know It"... <> <> / Nick thinks: I think I'll kill the next person who mentions it... <> <> / Fooker: Hey, Nickster! Ya doin' anything for "Y2K Eve?" http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991213.html
GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 14, 1999	Fooker: Whaddyamean, you're not doing anything for New Years? / Nick: I'm protesting the whole "Y2K" mess by not celebrating. / Fooker: Aw, c'mon, Nick! My next door neighbor Chuck is throwing a huge bash, and he asked me to bring all my buds. It wouldn't be a party without my best pal... / Nick: Then I guess it won't be a party then... / Fooker: And I thought The Grinch only came out on Christmas and Halloween... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991214.html

GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 15, 1999	Fooker: ...and let me tell you, if anyone knows how to throw a party, it's my neighbor, Chuck... / Ki: Sounds like fun. Have you asked Nick? / Fooker: Hmph. / Ki: Uh oh. That sounded encouraging. / Fooker: Mr. Party-pooper is protesting the Y2K hype by not celebrating New Year's Eve. / Ki: Bet I could change his mind... / Fooker: If you'll wear that dress you work to that Black-Tie Gala in April, I'll change MY mind... <> http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991215.html
GPF Archive: Thursday, December 16, 1999	Ki thinks: If I can get Nick to come to Fooker's friend's party, it might be a great opportunity to finally tell him how I feel about him... / Ki thinks: But he's so grumbly over the Y2K hype, he'd never go for it. He really needs a good does of fun, though. So how do I get him to come? / Nick: Fooker's going to have a LAN party at his apartment next door?!? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991216.html
GPF Archive: Friday, December 17, 1999	Nick: No, I don't care if Fooker _is_ going to have a LAN party too. I'm not going to that New Year's party. / Ki: Suit yourself / Ki: We're going to have a small Quake tournament, some "Star Trek" trivia, watch the entire "Star Wars" trilogy back to back, and even broadcast it all on Fooker's webcam. / Ki: Oh, and I bought a little red party dress just for the occasion, too... but I don't know if I'll wear it 'cause it's a little _skimpy_,,, / Nick: [[thinking]] On second thought... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991217.html
GPF Archive: Saturday, December 18, 1999	Fooker: I don't believe it... Nick actually agreed to come to the Millennium New Year's Party? How'd you convince him? / [[Beat]] / Ki: Let's just say your friend Chuck is going to kill me. Fire up your LAN; I've got to go buy a skimpy red dress. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991218.html
GPF Archive: Monday, December 20, 1999	Trudy: Well, well... I hear Mister Grouchy decided to forget his Y2K hatred to join us at Chuck's Millenium party... / Nick: I still hate Y2K, but yes, I'm going. / Trudy: You know, as Chuck's neighbour, I'll be there too, but I technically don't have a date yet. It would be so disappointing to be there all alone... / Nick: I know... / Nick: Why don't the four of us all go together? That way none of us will feel awkward. / Trudy: I don't think that's what I was implying. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991220.html

GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 21, 1999	Fooker: Kewl! We're all gonna be together for the start of the new millennium... / Nick: The millenium doesn't start until the year 2001. / Trudy: [[to Ki]] You do realize that Nick is going to be _my_date. / Ki: [[to Trudy]] What?! I don't think so... / Trudy: [[to Ki]] We'll see... / Fooker: No, it starts in the year 2000. / Nick: 2001. / Fooker: Hey, gang! Let's just enjoy it. Nothing could ruin the fun we have planned. / Dwayne: [[enters]] You guys don't have plans for New Year's right...? Heh, heh... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991221.html
GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 22, 1999	Dwayne: I know you guys have plans for New Year's, but I'm going to need a few hours of your time... / Nick, Fooker, Ki, Trudy: WHAT?! / Dwayne: One of our customers needs us to hand-hold their servers through a tricky reboot a couple hours before midnight. I promise you'll be in and out, and back to the party in no time. / Trudy: At least you won't need ME here.. / Dwayne: Trudy, you'll be helping me with their ISO9000 documentation. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991222.html
GPF Archive: Thursday, December 23, 1999	Fooker: I can't believe we have to come in on New Year's Eve to reboot a few lousy servers... / Dwayne: Thankfully, that's all we need to do. / Dwayne: The Richards account is the last to need Y2K tweaking, and this is it. You guys have done incredible work to avoid Y2K problems, and this should be a tribute. I don't want to MAKE you guys do this... / Dwayne: So will triple overtime pay be any incentive...? / Fooker: I don't think Chuck will mind us being a little late... / Nick: I'm free... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991223.html
GPF Archive: Friday, December 24, 1999	Tag: New Year's Eve, 1999: / [[Ki walks into GPF from the cold outside]] / Ki: Hey, guys. How goes the reboot? / Nick: So far so good. We have one up and running already. / Dwayne: I really want to thank you guys for doing this. As always, you guys amaze me with your efficiency... / Fooker: No sweat, Chief. Especially with triple overtime pay... / Fooker: ...Heck, it's enough to make me forget about New Year's parties... / Nick: But not all of us... / [[Ki has taken off her coat to reveal a skin-tight party dress]] http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991224.html
GPF Archive: Saturday, December 25, 1999	Nick: Almost done here... / Dwayne: This is great, gang! You'll get to make it to your party, and Nicole and I will make it to ours. / Fooker: Man, it's really comin' down out there... / Ki: The snow kept getting heavier as I got here. We're supposed to get more tonight. / Fooker: I wonder how much we're gonna get... / Trudy: Wonder no more! I just heard on the radio... The roads are closed! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991225.html

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