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| GPF Archive: Monday, September 13, 1999 | {{Note: I've tried to figure out the characters comics and characters from the names in the acknowledgements, but I may very well be wrong for some of those. Characters I couldn't locate are marked by ??? below. Also, I couldn't find a comic by "Kearsley".}} / [[The entrance gate to Nerdvana. Above the gate, in large block letters, is the name NERDVANA, with a sign just underneath reading "THE GEEKIEST PLACE ON EARTH". Below, a display reads "Over 3,004,763.9834617 served". Left of the NERDVANA sign is an anthropomorphic robot standing with legs and arms spread, that appears to welcome the visitors. On the other side of the sign is a satellite, solar panels deployed. / Above the curtain wall, we see parts of some of the rides: a stick and ball model of a molecule, a mock-up of a USA space program rocket with 4 stubby aircraft attached to it by rods (possibly part of a merry-go-round), a model the Enterprise from The Original Series, and the head and shoulders of a bipedal dinosaur. / On the wall itself are posters for some of the rides: DEV/NULL (unidentifiable drawing on poster), CHEMISTS' LAGOON (drawing on poster may be a 3-eyed fish), and NULL POINTER (unidentifiable drawing on poster). / Among the people waiting outside the Nerdvana entrance gate are: Lev Babiev from Babiev & Campling's Hosers; Miranda, Mike, and Greg from Illiad's User Friendly; Mayberry Melonpool from Steve Troop's Melonpool; ???; Roger Pepitone from Maritza Campos-Rebolledo's College Roomies From Hell; and Torg and Riff from Pete Abram's Sluggy Freelance. / Nick, Ki, and Fooker are next to Lev Babiev, Ki sporting a wide goofy (or perhaps dreamy) smile.]]
/ Nick: I wonder if this is the right place... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990913.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, September 14, 1999 | Hostess: Welcome to Nerdvana, where all your geekiest fantasies come to life! / Fooker: Then how about a date, hot stuff? / Hostess: ALMOST all your geekiest fantasies...
/ Fooker: shoot. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990914.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 15, 1999 | Hostess: Since you're all special VIP visitors, you will be staying at our luxurious starfleet hotel. / Hostess: Built as a full-size replica of the starship enterprise, it features a cray-3 super computer, breakfast with a "Star Trek" cast member, and direct T-3 access to the internet in each room. / Fooker: God, I love this place...
/ Hostess: The teleporter pads are right over there. Enjoy! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990915.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, September 16, 1999 | Nick: What would be more fitting at a place like Nerdvana than a "Star Trek" themed hotel? / Nick: Well, we're checked in, but they only gave us one room. Um... where's Fooker?
/ Ki: He's over there... / Ki: ... chasing down Jeri Ryan.
/ Fooker: C'mon, Jeri! You remember me! Space Con '99?
/ Jeri: That's it! I quit! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990916.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, September 17, 1999 | Fooker: Tonight, we get settled in. Tomorrow, we'll take on all the rides!
/ Nick: I can't believe they stuck us all in the same room. / Fooker: Aw, we're big kids. We can handle it. Besides, the tickets were free, so I guess we shouldn't knock it. / Fooker: Kewl! Star Trek pajamas!
/ Ki: Care to scan my sensors? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990917.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, September 18, 1999 | Fooker: Tomorrow, my friends, we embark on the greatest adventure in all geekdom. / Fooker: I want you guys to know how much this means to me. I am one with the nerd within, and it's all thanks to you two. / Fooker: I... I love you guys. < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990918.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, September 20, 1999 | Fooker: I can't believe we're at Nerdvana, the geekiest place on earth!
/ Nick: Wow, that was kewl. / Fooker: I mean, look at the rides, the computing hardware, the technical humor, the young, nubile female attendants waiting on our every whim... / Fooker: This place is heaven!
/ Ki: This place is
/ Dexter: Hello, Ki. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990920.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, September 21, 1999 | Nick: Well, well. If it isn't code-a-holic jurassic park boy...
/ Dexter: The name is Dexter, Nick.
/ Ki: What are you doing here? / Dexter: I received a free ticket to Nerdvana in the mail. I don't know why they sent it to me, but I'm not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, so I decided to come... / Dexter: Mostly in the hope you were coming too, Ki...
/ Ki: Why, oh why, did I leave my pepper spray at the hotel... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990921.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 22, 1999 | Nick: What made you think that just because you got a free ticket to Nerdvana that we would get some too?
/ Dexter: I wasn't sure... / Dexter: But most of my coworkers at the contracting firm got them, and a lot of my geeky friends got them too. I assumed if anyone got them, you would, Nick. / Nick: You mean it actually has friends?
/ Ki: Nick...
/ Dexter: Speaking of friends, where's yours? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990922.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, September 23, 1999 | Nick: Wait a minute, where is Fooker?
/ Dexter: Maybe he got tired of listening to your annoying voice. / Nick: Maybe he got tired of your lingering odor.
/ Dexter: Oh yeah? I bet he felt bored with your infantile intellect!
/ Nick: Maybe he got scared of the earthquakes you cause when you walk! / Ki: ENOUGH!
/ Ki&Dexter: < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990923.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, September 24, 1999 | Ki: I can't believe you two grown men are having such a juvenile argument in public!
/ Nick: But, Ki... / Ki: Don't you "But, Ki" me! I'm going to try and find Fooker, where ever he wandered off to. You two can keep fighting as long as you want, bit I'm not going to be part of it! / Dexter: Now look what you did...
/ Nick: You mean what you did... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990924.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, September 25, 1999 | Fooker: Man, those guys were gettin' steamed. I'll catch up with them later. / Voice in a dark alley: < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990925.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, September 27, 1999 | Nick: Ki! Wait up! I'm sorry about getting into an argument with Dexter!
/ Dexter: < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990927.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, September 28, 1999 | Nick: Great! First we lose Fooker and now we lose Ki!
/ Dexter: The crowds are just too thick! / Nick: And they just keep getting thicker...
/ Dexter: As if every geek in the world were here... / Nick: I wonder what could be drawing them all here...?
/ Guy: Quick! The "Women of Star Trek" strip show starts in five minutes! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990928.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 29, 1999 | Nick: Good knight! It's as if every geek in all Nerdvana has converged into this one sqaure, Dexter!
/ Dexter: How astute of you to state the obvious, Nick! / Nick: Drop the argument, okay?
/ Something's up. It's as if someone were gathering is all in here like cattle. We have to find out what's going on. / BrotherScottLookingGeek: "Women of Star Trek" strip show? Nah, we heard they were going to publicly execute Bill Gates here.
/ Geek2: I'd pay to see that any day! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990929.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, September 30, 1999 | Geek3: We came down to the square because we heard there was a "Dungeons and Dragons" tournament about to start!
/ Geek4: No, it was a Quake tournament... / Geek5: I heard J. Michael Straczynski was going to reveal the next five-year saga of "Babylon 5"...
/ Geek6: No, it's gonna be George Lucas... / Geek7: We've been waiting here for about an hour to see John Williams...
/ Geek2: ... but we surf the world wide wait, so we're VERY patient... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990930.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, October 1, 1999 | Nick: We've heard about twenty different stories about why all the geeks in Nerdvana have converged into one place, and none of them match. / Nick: Somehow, this seems so diabolical, almost sinister, as if some highly intelligent force were silently drawing us into...
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991001.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, October 2, 1999 | Dexter: You were right, Nick! It appears we've all been drawn into a sinister trap!
/ Nick: I know, Dexter! Everyone is starting to panic! / Dexter: What are we going to do?
/ Nick: It looks like a giant dome has closed over our heads. If we can find it's edge, we may find a way out! / Nick: ... provided you stop crushing my foot by standing on it, lard butt.
/ Dexter: Sorry, fart breath. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991002.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, October 4, 1999 | Narrator: For those who came in late: At the great geeky amusement park NERDVANA Fooker has turned up missing, while Nick and Dexter are trapped with thousands of others in a large domed trap! Meanwhile, Ki mysteriously awakens...
/ Ki: Where am I? / Ki: Last thing I remember, I was storming away from Nick and Dexter to find Fooker, when that trap door opened, and-- What the... Where's my clothes? / Ki: Something is really screwy around here...
/ Girl: There you are! Thank goodness we managed to find you before those GEEKS got a hold of you! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991004.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, October 5, 1999 | Ki: Oh my gosh! You're Mindy Lawford, the supermodel!
/ Mindy: The girls told me you were down here, hurry! We don't have much time! / Ki: W-where am I? How did I get here? Why am I wearing a bathing suit instead of my clothes?
/ Mindy: Don't tell me you haven't been filled in on the plan! I thought everyone was notified! / Ki: Whatever it is, I sure as heck wasn't...
/ Mindy: We better get you to touch-up room first... You've got a few hairs out of place... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991005.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 6, 1999 | Mindy: You'll just have to wait here until we can take time to fill you in fully. Our leader will be speaking momentarily...
/ Ki: But-- / Ki: Holy cow! This room is chock full of women, all of whom are supermodels! There's Claudia Stiffler, and Heather Clocklier, and Tyler Blanks... / Ki: In fact, I haven't seen this many skimpy swimsuits since Fooker's last issue of sports illustrated... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991006.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, October 7, 1999 | Ki: Trapped in a room full of supermodels under Nerdvana... who would have known...
/ Kandi: Hey, look! A new girl! / Kandi: Like, Hi! I'm Kandi, and this is Starr! Isn't this, like, great! I'm so excited!
/ Starr: You look familiar, but I don't know from where. Did we do a shoot together once? / Ki: You mean, you actually think I'M a supermodel like you?
/ Kandi: Like, ok course! If you weren't, like, down here with us, you'd be, like, up there with THEM! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991007.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, October 8, 1999 | Ki: For some reason, these models think I'm one of them...
/ Kandi: Like, I hope all this money and effort is, like, worth it...
/ Starr: Yeah... / Starr: We've all dipped into our personal fortunes to bankroll this. If this plan doesn't work, we're all out a lot of dough...
/ Kandi: Yeah, but it will be worth it! / Ki: Uh, since we're putting so much money into this, maybe you could remind me why we're doing it...
/ Starr: Sure, it--
/ Kandi: Hey! Our leader is going to speak! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991008.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, October 9, 1999 | Ki: Finally! The leader of all these supermodels is going to speak! Maybe I can find out what's going on here... / Leader: My sisters... our great plan has finally come to fruition! Together, we have designed this amusment park with the sole intent we have for so long dreamed of:... / Leader: THE ELIMINATION OF EVERY GEEK FROM THE FACE OF THE PLANET!
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991009.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, October 11, 1999 | Narrator: For those who came in late: Underneath the great geeky amusement park of Nerdvana, Ki has learned the horrible truth...
/ Ki: These supermodels are going to rid the world of all geeks?!? / Leader: For years, they have leered and stared at us, making us the objects of their sick fantasies, drooling over our photos, stalking us on the internet... no more! / Leader: Today, we have revenge!
/ Ki: I sure hope the guys are okay... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991011.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, October 12, 1999 | Leader: Even as we speak, millions of geek are trapped above us under the dome in the great square. Soon, they will be propelled deep into space by a machine of their own kind's design! / Leader: Then we, the elite of human beauty and perfection, will be rid of their sniveling stares forever!
/ Ki: I've got to put a stop to this... / Leader: And now, to celebrate our victory, we will ceremonially torture one we have determined as the worst of their lot!
/ Fooker: < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991012.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 13, 1999 | Girl1: Tell us, geek! Are you ready to die as a symbol for the crimes your kind has committed?
/ Fooker: Wow! This is the best ride yet! / Girl2: Are you ready to be tortured slowly and painfully until you beg us to mercifully slay you, only to endure more?
/ Fooker: I'm not really into S-and-M, but I'll try anything once... / Girl3: You fool! This is not a park attraction! This is the end of your miserable existence!
/ Fooker: The guys will love this! Do I get pictures? Is there a gift shop? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991013.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, October 14, 1999 | [[Ki is in a room full of supermodels, all cheering and jeering. She looks wide-eyed.]]
/ Ki [[thought bubble]]: I've got to do SOMETHING, or these super models will torture Fooker and shoot Nick and Dexter out into space! / Ki [[hollers, head thrown back and fists clenched]]: STOP!
/ [[Women next to her in the audience look shocked.]] / [[Women next to Ki glare at her. She flashes a wide, cheezy, embarrassed grin, her hands clenched behind her back.]]
/ Ki [[thought bubble]]: Maybe I should have thought this through first... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991014.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, October 15, 1999 | Leader: Who dares to interrupt our plans?
/ Ki: I do! You can't do this! It's crazy and wrong! / Leader: Is not what they have done to US wrong, treating us as mere objects of their sexual fantasies?
/ Ki: Of course it's wrong, but shooting them into space isn't going to fix the problem! / Girl3: Yes it will. They'll be in space, we'll be here. End paragraph.
/ Ki: Okay, you've got a point, but I think you're missing mine... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991015.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, October 16, 1999 | Girl3: How could you turn on us? You're one of us! Look at you! You're a model like us! / Girl4: Look what was found in her clothing!
/ Girl5: A ticket to the park! / Girl6: That means... She's one of THEM!
/ Ki: Trust me, your mistake, not mine! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991016.html |
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