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GPF Archive: Wednesday, February 25, 2009 Sharon: I _can_ understand your reluctance in finding them. You don't _have_ to search with me. But I _need_ to know. Just point me in the right direction and -- / Trudy: No ... / Trudy: I need to know too. I have ... unfinished business that needs resolving. This is my only chance to find closure...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[Fooker puts on his coat as Sharon and Trudy walk into the room]] / Fooker: My, you two look smug. Did you find two canaries or did you just split one? / [[Fooker helps Sharon on with his coat]] / Sharon: We'll just say our earlier argument has been resolved. Not that it affects you, mister. You're still...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[Fooker puts on his coat as Sharon and Trudy walk into the room]] / Fooker: My, you two look smug. Did you find two canaries or did you just split one? / [[Fooker helps Sharon on with his coat]] / Sharon: We'll just say our earlier argument has been resolved. Not that it affects you, mister. You're still...
GPF Archive: Monday, March 2, 2009 [[Note from Jeff: Needs description of visuals and who says what]] / If we split this table into two and put a look-up table between them, we can reuse this datasets and-- Something wrong, Dwayne? / Have any of you seen Dexter, Tim, or Patty? / Not since before the holidays. Did they take some time off? / If...
GPF Archive: Monday, March 2, 2009 [[Note from Jeff: Needs description of visuals and who says what]] / If we split this table into two and put a look-up table between them, we can reuse this datasets and-- Something wrong, Dwayne? / Have any of you seen Dexter, Tim, or Patty? / Not since before the holidays. Did they take some time off? / If...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 4, 2009 [[Dexter wields a bloody axe in the foreground while Tim and Patty rest a bit farther away]] / Tim: I thought... there were no dragons... south of Kilthmoor... / Patty: Nobody told this one... / [[A torn-up Dexter stands over them with his axe]] / Dexter: That's the sixth one we've encountered since we...
GPF Archive: Friday, March 6, 2009 [[Dexter turns away from Tim and Patty]] / Dexter: Look, I'm sorry, OK? It was an accident! I didn't know this would happen! / [[Close-up of Dexter]] / Dexter: Look, we've got two problems. Someone is messing with "Bog of Bloodbath". We haven't seen another real player since we got here, monsters...
 
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[Nick is puzzled as he looks at the MUTEX]] / Nick: It's funny... I think the MUTEX has been running since we got back after Christmas, but I don't recall kicking off a job before we left. I just assumed I had... / Ki: (off-panel) Nick... / [[Ki holds up some chips]] / Ki: You went to the grocery story...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[Nick and Ki's apartment]] / Ki: Found two more coats, a man's and a woman's. / Nick: That would be Tim and Patty, alright. / Ki: That explains the extra food, the coats, why some lights were on when we got back... But what were they doing here? / Nick: I think the three of them came over and Dex used...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[Nick and Ki's apartment.]] / Ki: So now what? Can you get them back out? / Nick: On that I'm not so sure. / Nick: The MMORPG interface for the MUTEX was very alpha code. I hadn't tested it before we left, so in one sense I'm surprised it worked at all. / Ki: You mean the MUTEX actually has beta code? / Nick:...
GPF Archive: Monday, March 16, 2009 [[Ki and Nick sit in front of the MUTEX]] / Ki: Then what's the plan? / Nick: First we try to track them down. For that, Wireshark is our friend. / Nick: If I sniff the packets coming and going over the cable modem, I can isolate the IP of the remote machine and figure out which game server they're on....
GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 18, 2009 [[Ki zaps into the world of Bog of Bloodbath]] / <> / Nick: (off-panel) OK, Ki, you're in. This should be the "Nethermoor" server. Is everything OK? / [[Ki looks down at her revealing female elven outfit]] / Ki: I'm fine, but we need to talk to my tailor. Any chance I can bring this back with...
 
GPF Archive: Friday, March 20, 2009 [[Ki's character walks along in the world of Bog of Bloodbath]] / Ki: If you can bump up my level, how about rustling up a horse or something? / Nick: (off-panel) Sorry, rangers can't use mounts in this game. / Ki: Figures. / [[Ki continues to walk]] / Ki: Nick, I'm only guessing this is the right path....
GPF Archive: Monday, March 23, 2009 [[Ki's character continues to walk in the world of Bog of Bloodbath]] / Ki: Only five players? And you think the odd man is a hacker? / Nick: (off-panel) Looks like it. It could explain a few things. / [[Nick works at his computer]] / Nick: I'm now analyzing the game server's traffic. It looks like...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[Nick is in silhouette in front of his computer and 3 monitors]] / Nick: Actually, you're giving me tons of valuable data. Using your traffic as an example, I'm certain I know who's who. Now I just need to ID #5. / [[Ki's character in Bog of Bloodbath looks back at a dragon corpse]] / Ki: Why don't...
GPF Archive: Friday, March 27, 2009 Tim: We're almost to Helmforge. We can hopefully get some rest there. / Patty: I wonder if there's an equipment shop we can pillage. / Dexter: I _said_ I was sorry about the bra strap. / Patty: And _I_ said we would never speak of that again. / Tim: *Shh!* / Tim: I'm detecting a strong magical...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip Narrator: THE U.S. NAVAL BASE AT GUANTANAMO BAY, CUBA. HOUSES ONE OF THE MOST CONTROVERSIAL "SECRET" PRISONS IN THE WORLD... / Narrator: BUT LITTLE FUSS IS MADE OVER ANOTHER, MORE COVERT FACILITY NESTLED DEEP WITHIN THE ANCIENT MOUNTAINS SURROUNDING BIG STICK, WEST VIRGINIA... / Narrator: HERE LIES...
 
GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 1, 2009 Doctor Nefarious: Bah! I can't take being cooped up in this underground gulag! It's driving me bonkers! / Doctor Not: It's not really driving if you never take it out of park. / Nefarious: Oh, Hardy har har. / Not: Besides, Nathaniel, this is hardly a "gulag". The U.G.A. treats us extremely well. / Nefarious:...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip Doctor Nefarious: I'm ashamed of you, Alexis. You were once the hottest, most ruthless woman in all of C.R.U.D.E. _Now_ look at you! Tamed by the U.G.A. petting zoo! I am appalled! / Doctor Not: Please, Nathaniel. We made our bid for world domination and were beaten fair and square. We ran and...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip Doctor Nefarious: Whaddaya mean, "He's _not_ James Baud"? / Doctor Not: The Agent #6 currently employed by the U.G.A. isn't the one who caught us. He's his brother. / Not: It seems our old nemesis has retired and passed on the "mantle" of Baud to his sibling. The resemblance is uncanny, but _surely_...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 8, 2009 Well, then... What's the scuttlebutt on the rest of C.R.U.D.E.? Surely we aren't the only ones in custody. / Interesting you should ask... / Capt. Calamity and Lady Ruin were both killed by agents in 2004. The Damnation Trio botched a teleportation experiment while trying to escape Agent #18 in 2005....
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[Dr. Nefarious and Dr. Not sitting in prison]] / Dr. Not: Before you plan your cosmic trip, you might want to hear about Inertia. Maddie says he's locked up in here, with us. / Dr. Nefarious: Here? I haven't seen him. / [[Close-up of Not's face with a sly look on her face]] / Dr. Not: That's because they...
 
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip Agent #18: I'm not comfortable with this. We gave them too much information. / Agent #12: Easy, #18. It's a give and take. They know we're recording them. Give them something to talk about and they'll keep talking. / Agent #18: Then tell them about the weather. / Agent #6: Maddie's right. Spilling...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 15, 2009 Agent #18: Are you still hung up on Inertia? He's big, ugly, Asian, and mute. That's all _anyone's_ been able to learn. / Agent #12: Precisely his point. / Agent #12: He's been in our custody how many years now? And has he said a single word to _anyone_? We've stepped up security around him dozens...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip Justin: Sigh... Am I REALLY putting too much time into this? / Maddie: Well, you HAVE been a little obsessed. / Justin: I'm sorry, Maddie. I never meant to ignore other cases... or YOU. It's just... There's something about Inertia that's really bothering me. There are too many questions and not enough...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[Agent #6 sits at his desk at night and hears]] / <> / <> / [[He moves out into the hall and hears]] / <> / <> / [[He sneaks down the hall, drawing his gun, to the sound of]] / <> / <> / [[He approaches a room, lit by the glow...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 22, 2009 [[Justin investigates noises]] / [[Sees computer article on Fred]] / <> / >
 
GPF Archive: Friday, April 24, 2009 <> / <> / <> / [[Justin running, drawn gun]] / [[Looks at Mister Inertia]]
GPF Archive: Monday, April 27, 2009 [[Nick's desk]] / Ki {{from in the MUTEX}}: Nick, there's a castle up ahead. Do you think Dex, Tim, and Patty might be in there? / Nick: I can guarantee it. That's Helmforge Castle. / [[scene BoB Server]] / Ki: It looks deserted ... / Nick {{from outside the MUTEX}}: (interrupts) _All_ of "Bog of Bloodbath"...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 29, 2009 This really powerful player... Can you locate him, Tim? / My Magic sense isn't really directional. But it's getting stronger, so we're getting closer. / Something's not right. / Blast it, Dexter! Your power of understatement is overwhelming my power of sarcasm. / No, no... I mean above and beyond what...
GPF Archive: Friday, May 1, 2009 Patty: A-a Star Wars droid? In a fantasy game? / Dexter: Exactly my point. The hacker is inserting new models into the game. / Droid: Bee Boo Bee? / Scott: Not just new models. He's rewriting the game from within. He's changing the game logic too. Our abilities, statistics, magic... none of that...
GPF Archive: Monday, May 4, 2009 Ki: I'll be at the castle in a minute or two. Can you tell me what's going on yet? / Nick: Hold on, Ki. I'm a little busy. / Nick: The stream of packets just intensified. I'm still working on decrypting them, but I can't devote too much processor time without affecting the VR code. Something's about...
 

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