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| GPF Archive: Wednesday, February 25, 2009 | Sharon: I _can_ understand your reluctance in finding them. You don't _have_ to search with me. But I _need_ to know. Just point me in the right direction and --
/ Trudy: No ... / Trudy: I need to know too. I have ... unfinished business that needs resolving. This is my only chance to find closure... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090225.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Fooker puts on his coat as Sharon and Trudy walk into the room]]
/ Fooker: My, you two look smug. Did you find two canaries or did you just split one? / [[Fooker helps Sharon on with his coat]]
/ Sharon: We'll just say our earlier argument has been resolved. Not that it affects you, mister. You're still... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090227.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Fooker puts on his coat as Sharon and Trudy walk into the room]]
/ Fooker: My, you two look smug. Did you find two canaries or did you just split one? / [[Fooker helps Sharon on with his coat]]
/ Sharon: We'll just say our earlier argument has been resolved. Not that it affects you, mister. You're still... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090227.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, March 2, 2009 | [[Note from Jeff: Needs description of visuals and who says what]]
/ If we split this table into two and put a look-up table between them, we can reuse this datasets and-- Something wrong, Dwayne? / Have any of you seen Dexter, Tim, or Patty?
/ Not since before the holidays. Did they take some time off? / If... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090302.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, March 2, 2009 | [[Note from Jeff: Needs description of visuals and who says what]]
/ If we split this table into two and put a look-up table between them, we can reuse this datasets and-- Something wrong, Dwayne? / Have any of you seen Dexter, Tim, or Patty?
/ Not since before the holidays. Did they take some time off? / If... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090302.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 4, 2009 | [[Dexter wields a bloody axe in the foreground while Tim and Patty rest a bit farther away]]
/ Tim: I thought... there were no dragons... south of Kilthmoor...
/ Patty: Nobody told this one... / [[A torn-up Dexter stands over them with his axe]]
/ Dexter: That's the sixth one we've encountered since we... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090304.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, March 6, 2009 | [[Dexter turns away from Tim and Patty]]
/ Dexter: Look, I'm sorry, OK? It was an accident! I didn't know this would happen! / [[Close-up of Dexter]]
/ Dexter: Look, we've got two problems. Someone is messing with "Bog of Bloodbath". We haven't seen another real player since we got here, monsters... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090306.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Nick is puzzled as he looks at the MUTEX]]
/ Nick: It's funny... I think the MUTEX has been running since we got back after Christmas, but I don't recall kicking off a job before we left. I just assumed I had...
/ Ki: (off-panel) Nick... / [[Ki holds up some chips]]
/ Ki: You went to the grocery story... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090309.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Nick and Ki's apartment]]
/ Ki: Found two more coats, a man's and a woman's.
/ Nick: That would be Tim and Patty, alright. / Ki: That explains the extra food, the coats, why some lights were on when we got back... But what were they doing here? / Nick: I think the three of them came over and Dex used... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090311.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Nick and Ki's apartment.]]
/ Ki: So now what? Can you get them back out?
/ Nick: On that I'm not so sure. / Nick: The MMORPG interface for the MUTEX was very alpha code. I hadn't tested it before we left, so in one sense I'm surprised it worked at all.
/ Ki: You mean the MUTEX actually has beta code? / Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090313.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, March 16, 2009 | [[Ki and Nick sit in front of the MUTEX]]
/ Ki: Then what's the plan?
/ Nick: First we try to track them down. For that, Wireshark is our friend. / Nick: If I sniff the packets coming and going over the cable modem, I can isolate the IP of the remote machine and figure out which game server they're on.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090316.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 18, 2009 | [[Ki zaps into the world of Bog of Bloodbath]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090318.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, March 20, 2009 | [[Ki's character walks along in the world of Bog of Bloodbath]]
/ Ki: If you can bump up my level, how about rustling up a horse or something?
/ Nick: (off-panel) Sorry, rangers can't use mounts in this game.
/ Ki: Figures. / [[Ki continues to walk]]
/ Ki: Nick, I'm only guessing this is the right path.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090320.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, March 23, 2009 | [[Ki's character continues to walk in the world of Bog of Bloodbath]]
/ Ki: Only five players? And you think the odd man is a hacker?
/ Nick: (off-panel) Looks like it. It could explain a few things. / [[Nick works at his computer]]
/ Nick: I'm now analyzing the game server's traffic. It looks like... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090323.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Nick is in silhouette in front of his computer and 3 monitors]]
/ Nick: Actually, you're giving me tons of valuable data. Using your traffic as an example, I'm certain I know who's who. Now I just need to ID #5. / [[Ki's character in Bog of Bloodbath looks back at a dragon corpse]]
/ Ki: Why don't... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090325.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, March 27, 2009 | Tim: We're almost to Helmforge. We can hopefully get some rest there.
/ Patty: I wonder if there's an equipment shop we can pillage. / Dexter: I _said_ I was sorry about the bra strap.
/ Patty: And _I_ said we would never speak of that again.
/ Tim: *Shh!* / Tim: I'm detecting a strong magical... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090327.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Narrator: THE U.S. NAVAL BASE AT GUANTANAMO BAY, CUBA. HOUSES ONE OF THE MOST CONTROVERSIAL "SECRET" PRISONS IN THE WORLD... / Narrator: BUT LITTLE FUSS IS MADE OVER ANOTHER, MORE COVERT FACILITY NESTLED DEEP WITHIN THE ANCIENT MOUNTAINS SURROUNDING BIG STICK, WEST VIRGINIA... / Narrator: HERE LIES... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090330.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 1, 2009 | Doctor Nefarious: Bah! I can't take being cooped up in this underground gulag! It's driving me bonkers!
/ Doctor Not: It's not really driving if you never take it out of park. / Nefarious: Oh, Hardy har har.
/ Not: Besides, Nathaniel, this is hardly a "gulag". The U.G.A. treats us extremely well. / Nefarious:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090401.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Doctor Nefarious: I'm ashamed of you, Alexis. You were once the hottest, most ruthless woman in all of C.R.U.D.E. _Now_ look at you! Tamed by the U.G.A. petting zoo! I am appalled! / Doctor Not: Please, Nathaniel. We made our bid for world domination and were beaten fair and square. We ran and... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090403.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Doctor Nefarious: Whaddaya mean, "He's _not_ James Baud"?
/ Doctor Not: The Agent #6 currently employed by the U.G.A. isn't the one who caught us. He's his brother. / Not: It seems our old nemesis has retired and passed on the "mantle" of Baud to his sibling. The resemblance is uncanny, but _surely_... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090406.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 8, 2009 | Well, then... What's the scuttlebutt on the rest of C.R.U.D.E.? Surely we aren't the only ones in custody.
/ Interesting you should ask... / Capt. Calamity and Lady Ruin were both killed by agents in 2004. The Damnation Trio botched a teleportation experiment while trying to escape Agent #18 in 2005.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090408.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Dr. Nefarious and Dr. Not sitting in prison]]
/ Dr. Not: Before you plan your cosmic trip, you might want to hear about Inertia. Maddie says he's locked up in here, with us.
/ Dr. Nefarious: Here? I haven't seen him. / [[Close-up of Not's face with a sly look on her face]]
/ Dr. Not: That's because they... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090410.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Agent #18: I'm not comfortable with this. We gave them too much information. / Agent #12: Easy, #18. It's a give and take. They know we're recording them. Give them something to talk about and they'll keep talking.
/ Agent #18: Then tell them about the weather. / Agent #6: Maddie's right. Spilling... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090413.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 15, 2009 | Agent #18: Are you still hung up on Inertia? He's big, ugly, Asian, and mute. That's all _anyone's_ been able to learn.
/ Agent #12: Precisely his point. / Agent #12: He's been in our custody how many years now? And has he said a single word to _anyone_? We've stepped up security around him dozens... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090415.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Justin: Sigh... Am I REALLY putting too much time into this?
/ Maddie: Well, you HAVE been a little obsessed. / Justin: I'm sorry, Maddie. I never meant to ignore other cases... or YOU. It's just... There's something about Inertia that's really bothering me. There are too many questions and not enough... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090417.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Agent #6 sits at his desk at night and hears]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090420.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 22, 2009 | [[Justin investigates noises]] / [[Sees computer article on Fred]] / < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090422.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, April 24, 2009 | < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090424.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, April 27, 2009 | [[Nick's desk]]
/ Ki {{from in the MUTEX}}: Nick, there's a castle up ahead. Do you think Dex, Tim, and Patty might be in there?
/ Nick: I can guarantee it. That's Helmforge Castle. / [[scene BoB Server]]
/ Ki: It looks deserted ...
/ Nick {{from outside the MUTEX}}: (interrupts) _All_ of "Bog of Bloodbath"... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090427.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 29, 2009 | This really powerful player... Can you locate him, Tim?
/ My Magic sense isn't really directional. But it's getting stronger, so we're getting closer. / Something's not right.
/ Blast it, Dexter! Your power of understatement is overwhelming my power of sarcasm. / No, no... I mean above and beyond what... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090429.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, May 1, 2009 | Patty: A-a Star Wars droid? In a fantasy game?
/ Dexter: Exactly my point. The hacker is inserting new models into the game.
/ Droid: Bee Boo Bee? / Scott: Not just new models. He's rewriting the game from within. He's changing the game logic too. Our abilities, statistics, magic... none of that... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090501.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, May 4, 2009 | Ki: I'll be at the castle in a minute or two. Can you tell me what's going on yet?
/ Nick: Hold on, Ki. I'm a little busy. / Nick: The stream of packets just intensified. I'm still working on decrypting them, but I can't devote too much processor time without affecting the VR code. Something's about... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090504.html |
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