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GPF Archive: Wednesday, November 19, 2008	Nick: As you said, Fooker, no pressure. Just the fate of the company on my shoulders... / Fooker: Aw, you'll do great, Nickster. / Fooker: Mike and I built that system out of spit and bailing twine the year before Ki started. Mike did all the design work, but it shouldn't be too hard to figure out. / Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20081119.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Ki walks by as Nick throws his hands up in despair]] / Nick: Arrgh! / [[Ki leans against the door frame as Nick looks furiously as his computer]] / Ki: Reverse engineering Fooker and Mike's code, I see... / Nick: This application is a disaster! / [[Nick gestures to his monitor]] / Nick: I can't make... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20081121.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Ki walks by as Nick throws his hands up in despair]] / Nick: Arrgh! / [[Ki leans against the door frame as Nick looks furiously as his computer]] / Ki: Reverse engineering Fooker and Mike's code, I see... / Nick: This application is a disaster! / [[Nick gestures to his monitor]] / Nick: I can't make... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20081121.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Ki walks by as Nick throws his hands up in despair]] / Nick: Arrgh! / [[Ki leans against the door frame as Nick looks furiously as his computer]] / Ki: Reverse engineering Fooker and Mike's code, I see... / Nick: This application is a disaster! / [[Nick gestures to his monitor]] / Nick: I can't make... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20081121.html
GPF Archive: Monday, November 24, 2008	Nick: I don't get what Dwayne wants from me here. This code is nearly impossible to decipher. Is he expecting me to fail? / Ki: I doubt that. / Ki: Part of this is necessary. That code is in desperate need of clean-up. But I think Dwayne is making sure he made the right choice in hiring you by giving... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20081124.html
GPF Archive: Wednesday, November 26, 2008	Nick: I just don't see how much of this system I can salvage. The database is OK, I suppose, but the entire UI needs to be rewritten from the ground up, and we don't have time for that. / Ki: What about reusing some UI code from something we've already done? / Nick: To me, it's all new. I'd need to reverse... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20081126.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[A table is cluttered with pizza boxes, soda, and pieces of paper with writing]] / Narrator: The following evening: / Nick (offscreen): This pizza's pretty good. Does Fooker know about this place? / Ki (from across the table): He... might be aware of it. / [[Ki and Nick each look at a page while the... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20081128.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[A table is cluttered with pizza boxes, soda, and pieces of paper with writing]] / Narrator: The following evening: / Nick (offscreen): This pizza's pretty good. Does Fooker know about this place? / Ki (from across the table): He... might be aware of it. / [[Ki and Nick each look at a page while the... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20081128.html

General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Ki stands at the doorway while Nick is working at his desk]] / Ki: Ok, I think I managed to break down "spock.h". That's the last stray include file. / Nick: Excellent. I'm almost done documenting "mccoy.h". / [[Ki hands Nick a piece of paper]] / Ki: I Tweaked your fractal include map. Hope you don't... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20081201.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Ki stands at the doorway while Nick is working at his desk]] / Ki: Ok, I think I managed to break down "spock.h". That's the last stray include file. / Nick: Excellent. I'm almost done documenting "mccoy.h". / [[Ki hands Nick a piece of paper]] / Ki: I Tweaked your fractal include map. Hope you don't... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20081201.html
GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 3, 2008	Narrator: A few days later... / Dwayne Duncan: Nick, I'm really impressed... / Dwayne Duncan: Not only did you write a new spec document for the old system, but your new design is nearly fleshed out. This is great work. / Nick: I had a lot of help. / Dwayne Duncan: Of course, we still have a lot of coding... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20081203.html
GPF Archive: Friday, December 5, 2008	Narrator: Back in the present: / Nick: It's my old hand-drawn graph of that inventory system, framed and matted. / Ki: There's a note attached.... / Note: "Nick, I found this while cleaning out some old boxes from storage. It survived the flood at my house, the GPF fire, and several documentation purges.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20081205.html
GPF Archive: Monday, January 5, 2009	[[Dexter is making some food in the kitchen as Tim and Patty walk in with their lunch]] / Patty: So you're not taking off for the holidays? Don't you have family to go visit? / Tim: Not really. / [[closeup of Tim and Patty]] / Tim: It's just mom, and she's off with her boyfriend. And you know the contracting... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090105.html
GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 7, 2009	[[Tim, Patty, and Dexter sit at the kitchen table having lunch]] / Dexter: You never told me you played "Bog of Bloodbath", Tim! What dominion do you play? / Patty: Dominion? / Tim: Game server. / Tim: I play mostly on Nethermoor. I'm not into the PvP stuff. Just questing. / Dexter: I love a great quest... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090107.html

GPF Archive: Friday, January 9, 2009	[[Dexter points to Patty as she drinks]] / Dexter: You should join us, Patty. You don't have holiday plans, right? / Patty: Unfortunately, no. But nerding out in some online game isn't my cup of tea. / [[Tim turns to Patty]] / Tim: If you're not doing anything anyway, why not give it a try? You might... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090109.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	{{Dexter, Patty and Tim are walking through a hallway in an apartment block, past doors to apartments, carry groceries or shopping items.}} / Patty: Tell me again why we're breaking into Nick and Ki's apartment. / Dexter: We're _not_ breaking in. I have a key. / {{Dexter and Patti have entered Nick and... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090112.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Dexter stands in front of Nick's MUTEX and explains it to / Tim and Patty]] / Dexter: The MUTEX is Nick's virtual reality rig. Well, it's also an interdimensional transport if the power's set high enough. / Patty: Uh... / [[Dexter reaches for a software box]] / Dexter: Nick was working on modifying it... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090114.html
GPF Archive: Friday, January 16, 2009	[[Dexter has a VR helmet on his head while Tim looks at his]] / Dexter: C'mon, guys! It's like our own private holodeck! I guarantee you'll love it. Just give it a try. / Tim: Well, I suppose just this once... / [[Patty puts on her VR helmet as Dexter presses a button]] / Dexter: I've hooked up my and... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090116.html
GPF Archive: Monday, January 19, 2009	[[Dexter hides behind his shield.]] / Patty: I said no chain mail bikinis! / Tim: He had no choice! There's only so many character models to choose from in the game! / Dexter: That's... not entirely true. The MUTEX extrapolates the VR setting to fit the world, but it's way more flexible than the game... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090119.html
GPF Archive: Monday, January 19, 2009	[[Dexter hides behind his shield.]] / Patty: I said no chain mail bikinis! / Tim: He had no choice! There's only so many character models to choose from in the game! / Dexter: That's... not entirely true. The MUTEX extrapolates the VR setting to fit the world, but it's way more flexible than the game... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090119.html

General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Dexter, Tim, and Patty are walking up a hill with the sun touching the mountains in the background]] / Tim: It's a good thing the "No Friendly Fire" setting's on. I don't have the spell points yet to res a player of your level, Dex. / Patty: Lucky us. / [[Patty looks around]] / Patty: So is the point... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090121.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Dexter, Tim, and Patty are walking up a hill with the sun touching the mountains in the background]] / Tim: It's a good thing the "No Friendly Fire" setting's on. I don't have the spell points yet to res a player of your level, Dex. / Patty: Lucky us. / [[Patty looks around]] / Patty: So is the point... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090121.html
GPF Archive: Friday, January 23, 2009	I DON'T REMEMBER A QUEST CHAIN WHERE GRIMWALD'S KEEP IS DESTROYED. / NEITHER DO I. / MAYBE THIS IS SOMETHING NEW. / I DON'T THINKS SO. THIS LOOKS LIKE A PLAYER RAID. / I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS WAS A NO-PVP ZONE. / IT IS. BUT SOME JOKERS OCCASIONALLY HACK THEIR CLIENTS. DON'T WORRY. THEY GET BOOTED... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090123.html
GPF Archive: Monday, January 26, 2009	Are you sure about this? We can turn around if you want. / Yes Fooker, I'm sure. / I mean, it is your car. Just ’cause mine won't pass inspection... But you don't have to do this. We can drive right on by. / Yes, I do. I want this. / I'm not sure I want this. And... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090126.html
GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 28, 2009	[[Trudy, in the back seat of the car, looks up at Sharon in the passenger seat.]] / Trudy: Thanks for inviting me to your "parents" for Christmas dinner. / Sharon: Thank you for coming, Trudy. You haven't had a real Christmas in years, so I want to make sure you feel like part of the family. / [[Everyone... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090128.html
GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 28, 2009	[[Trudy, in the back seat of the car, looks up at Sharon in the passenger seat.]] / Trudy: Thanks for inviting me to your "parents" for Christmas dinner. / Sharon: Thank you for coming, Trudy. You haven't had a real Christmas in years, so I want to make sure you feel like part of the family. / [[Everyone... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090128.html
GPF Archive: Friday, January 30, 2009	[[Trudy, Fooker, and Sharon walk into Sharon's parents' house; Sharon hugs her mom as Fooker brings in a bunch of presents]] / Sharon: Mom! Dad! Merry Christmas! / Mrs. Murphy: Merry Christmas, dear. / [[Mr. Murphy approaches Fooker as he comes in with the presents]] / Mr. Murphy: Let me help you with... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090130.html

General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	AWESOME SPREAD, MRS. M. I'M ALMOST NOT HUNGRY ANYMORE. / I'LL TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT. / AS YOU SHOULD / SO, TRUDY... SHARON TOLD US YOU BOTH WORK FOR GPF. WHAT DO YOU DO THERE? / I'M DIRECTOR OF MARKETING. / I'D BET THE STORY OF HOW YOU TWO FOUND EACH OTHER MUST BE INTERESTING. SHARON HASN'T TOLD... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090202.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Sharon and Trudy are cleaning up after dinner. Sharon loads dishes into the dishwasher as Trudy brings in more from the dining room.]] / Trudy: You didn't tell your parents how we found out we were sisters? / Sharon: We need to decide what to tell them. As Fooker would say, "We need to keep our cover... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090204.html
GPF Archive: Friday, February 6, 2009	Sharon: I fail to see how this is _my_ fault. _You're_ just as much to blame that we didn't discuss this in advance. / Trudy: Maybe, but _you've_ obviously talked to them since I "arrived". Haven't they already asked? / Sharon: My parents don't pry into every little detail of my life. / Trudy: Maybe... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090206.html
GPF Archive: Monday, February 9, 2009	Sharon: You've been avoiding talking about our parents for _months_ now. Every time I bring the topic up, you change the subject or disappear on me. / Trudy: I told you the first time: You _don't_ want to find them. / Sharon: No, _you_ don't want _me_ to find them. You're _afraid_ of what I might find.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090209.html
GPF Archive: Wednesday, February 11, 2009	Trudy: I'm done with this conversation anyway. I'm _not_ helping you find Mom. End of story. / Fooker: You're still pushing her about the parental thing? Don't want to say I told you so, but I warned you not to force the issue. / Fooker: We don't know her family history, but we know it's thorny... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090211.html

GPF Archive: Friday, February 13, 2009	Alice: Sounds like you girls had a disagreement. Anything I can help with? / Trudy: No, Mrs. Murphy. We just need a few moments apart. / Alice: Oh, just call me Alice, dear. No need for formalities here. / Alice: Sharon always did have quite a temper. She's gotten much better at keeping it contained,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090213.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Sharon's Mother Alice is grabbing a present from under the Christmas tree as Trudy watches.]] / Alice: For what it's worth, it doesn't matter to me how you two found each other. You'll let us know when you're ready. I'm just happy you _did_, and now you're a part of our family. / Trudy: Alice... / [[Alice,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090216.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Alice stands by smiling as Trudy opens her present with a sad look upon her face.]] / Alice: Go ahead, dear. Open it! / [[As Trudy gets the present halfway opened she sees it's some sort of box. She starts to cry as Alice looks on with concern.]] / [[Trudy covers her eyes with her hand as she falls... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090218.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Sharon approaches Trudy, who is sitting at a table at Sharon's adoptive parents' house, staring at a set of cutlery.]] / Sharon: Oh... you're here. I'll leave. / Trudy: No. Please Stay. / Sharon: Mom gave you a present? I told her she didn't have to. / Trudy: It's OK. They've lovely. / Sharon: It's... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090220.html
GPF Archive: Monday, February 23, 2009	Sharon: I ... didn't know ... / Trudy: It's OK. No one did. Until now. / Trudy: I'm not ... upset. No need to worry your Mom about this. It just ... reminded me of a point in my life I wanted to bury so deeply and forget, and / of promises I've made that I've tried hard not to keep. / Trudy: I was... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20090223.html

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