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| GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 10, 2008 | [[Harry looks back while walking away from Harmony and Donald]]
/ Harry: I'll meet you back in the common room. After that marathon, I need a good hot shower. / [[Harry looks down a deserted hallway]]
/ Harry: (thinking) Uh, oh... I think I took a wrong turn. None of this looks familiar... / [[Harry... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080910.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, September 12, 2008 | [[Harry is surprised at Prof Dumpingcore's (Tim's) voice]]
/ Prof Dumpingcore: It is the Mirror of Awkandsed.
/ Harry: P-Professor Dumpingcore! / [[Prof Dumpingcore looks down at Harry as he talks to him]]
/ Prof Dumpingcore: It is a very special file server. It shows you exactly what you more desire... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080912.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, September 15, 2008 | [[Harry continues to search for the showers]]
/ Harry: The LEAST Professor Dumpingcore could have done would have been to point me back to the dorms... I think I hear voices up ahead... / [[Harry peers around the corner to see Prof Sysape (Scott) and Prof Quux arguing]]
/ Prof Sysape: I'll ask you again,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080915.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 17, 2008 | [[Harry runs into the common room where Donald is on a PDA and Harmony is on her laptop]]
/ Harry: He's alive! Gnawthrylilees is still alive!
/ Donald: Don't say that name! Besides, what makes you think he's alive? / [[Harry comes up to the table where Donald and Harmony are sitting]]
/ Harry: I overheard... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080917.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, September 19, 2008 | [[Harmony types away at her computer]]
/ Harmony: According to Wikipedia, the Napier's Bones was an abacus created by John Napier in 1617 for the calculation of product and quotients. But the hacker-only version has a bit more. / Harmony: According to legend, Napier also postulated the universal algorithm,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080919.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, September 22, 2008 | [[Harry, Harmony, and Donald focus on Harmony's laptop]]
/ Harmony: But how does Sysape fit into all this?
/ Donald: Duh. He's in league with you know who. He tries to off Harry, he's beating up Quux... / Harry: All this is speculation. We don't have any evidence to support that theory. Besides, if... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080922.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 24, 2008 | [[Harry stands in front of Prof McDongle (Patty)]]
/ Harry: We have reason to believe that... someone is going to steal the Napier's Bones, professor.
/ Prof McDongle: How did you-- / [[Harmony speaks up]]
/ Harmony: We know all about the robot dog and the universal algorithm. We think someone... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080924.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, September 26, 2008 | One problem: how do we get past that robot dog?
/ Sounds like three problems to me...
/ I've got an idea. / Well, hello there! What brings you three here so late? / Dexter I've heard around campus that you're a big "Star Trek" fan, right?
/ Oh, that's no secret. Why? / Oh, I just found this unproduced... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080926.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, September 29, 2008 | [[Harmony, Donald, and Harry run toward the school from Dexter's house]]
/ Harmony: I can't believe Dexter gave us the password like that!
/ Harry: I can't believe he fell for it. That was my database homework. / [[The three reach the main entrance and keep running]]
/ Harry: The point is, if we... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080929.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 1, 2008 | [[Donald, Harmony, and Harry run past the sleeping Kerberos]]
/ Donald: That was easy.
/ Harry: Don't get too comfortable. McDongle said there were multiple traps and puzzles. We have to assume Kerberos was just the guard dog. / [[The three are stunned by what they see off-panel]]
/ Donald: Zounds...
/ Harry:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20081001.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, October 3, 2008 | [[Donald and Harry continue to stare at the wall as Harmony looks as the book on the pedestal]]
/ Harry: So what does this anti-kitten-hair thing do?
/ Harmony: The Antikythera Mechanism was a mechanical computer for computing astronomical positions. / [[Overhead shot of the three]]
/ Harmony: It was built... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20081003.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, October 6, 2008 | [[Harmony turns to Harry and Donald]]
/ Harmony: No, don't you get it? It's a puzzle! It's telling us how to position the planets on the Antikythera Mechanism! / [[Harmony starts diagramming the various planets]]
/ Harmony: First, we have to translate the names. We use Roman names for... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20081006.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 8, 2008 | [[Harry, Harmony, and Donald enter a round stone room with a stone column in the center and a rifle leaning on the wall]]
/ Harmony: What do you think the next puzzle will be?
/ Harry: Don't know. This room is small on the ground, but it seems to go up forever. / [[Harmony tries the door handle while... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20081008.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, October 10, 2008 | [[Harry blasts away as Harmony and Donald cover their heads]]
/ Harmony: What are those things?
/ Donald: Some kind of robot spider! / Harmony: There's too many of them! We have to turn back!
/ Harry: Heads up! / [[A key clatters to the floor near Harmony and Donald]]
/ Harry: (off-panel)... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20081010.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, October 13, 2008 | [[Donald, Harmony, and Harry walk into an area of tall walls with a bow and a quiver of arrows on the ground]]
/ Harmony: Now what?
/ Harry: It looks like some sort of maze... / [[They look around]]
/ Donald: Wait... do you feel that breeze? And that smell...
/ Harmony: It's awful!
/ Donald: I knew... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20081013.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 15, 2008 | [[Harmony, Donald, and Harry look around a large circular room with only one door in front of them]]
/ Harmony: There's a draft here... and I smell the wumpus!
/ Harry: There's nothing back the way we came. / [[Donald thinks aloud and Harmony turns to him]]
/ Donald: We were in the room opposite that one,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20081015.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, October 17, 2008 | [[Harmony and Harry run into the circular room]]
/ Harmony: Don! I see him, at the bottom! He's alive, but unconscious. / [[Harmony peers over the edge of the pit while Harry looks
/ at the fur of the wumpus]]
/ Harry: He shot the wumpus. He sacrificed himself so we could go on to the Bones. / [[Harmony... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20081017.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, October 20, 2008 | [[Harry walks down a corridor with computer geek graffiti on its walls toward a lit room]]
/ {{Graffiti #1: XYZZY (transportation code in Colossal Cave Adventure}}
/ {{Graffiti #2: POKE 47196,201 (gives immunity in Knight Lore)}}
/ {{Graffiti #3: IDSPISPOPD (no clipping in Doom)}}
/ {{Graffiti #4: Dopefish... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20081020.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 22, 2008 | [[Harry is a bit annoyed as Prof Quux monologues]]
/ Harry: But I just said--
/ Prof Quux: No one suspected poor old, s-stuttering Quux, did they, hm? No one could penetrate my masterful ruse! / [[Harry and Prof Quux face each other]]
/ Harry: Actually, I don't think I've seen you more than twice before... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20081022.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, October 24, 2008 | [[Prof Quux releases Harry's arm and pushes him at the table]]
/ Prof Quux: Bah! I knew you would be useless, despite what Lord Gnawthrylilees said.
/ Harry: Gnawthrylilees is still alive? / [[Prof Quux looks up at his turban]]
/ Prof Quux: Of course. Isn't that right, my lord?
/ Disembodied voice: Oh,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20081024.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, October 27, 2008 | [[Prof Quux whips a mouse at Harry, cracks the monitor of the Mirror of Awkandsed, and sends Harry diving for cover]] / [[Harry hides behind the table, holding the Napier's Bones]]
/ Harry: (in thought) I've got the Bones! But now what? Where's the on switch?
/ Prof Quux: (off-panel) Hand over the Bones,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20081027.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 29, 2008 | [[Prof Quux looks down at the broken Napier's Bones]]
/ Lord Gnawthrylilees: (from the electronics on Prof Quux's head) Quux, you fool! He's destroyed the Bones. Kill him! / [[Prof Quux directs a laser at Harry as Harry lifts the screen of the Mirror of Awkandsed]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20081029.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, October 31, 2008 | [[Sharon and Fooker are sitting on their couch]]
/ Sharon: And that's when I woke up. That dream was so vivid... it was like I was there, watching it unfold before me... / Sharon: I know you're right, I shouldn't let Scott's obsession with "The One" get to me. But this has all the creepiness of a stalker... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20081031.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, November 3, 2008 | [[Ki and Nick are coming in to work]]
/ Ki: We'll need to hit the grocery store on the way home tonight.
/ Nick: Gotcha. The list should be in my phone. / [[Nick finds a present on the desk]]
/ Nick: (in thought) Hello... What's this? / [[Nick reads the attached letter]]
/ Dwayne: (written) Nick: Sorry... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20081103.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Dexter, Sharon, Fooker, and Ki gather around Nick and his present from Dwayne]]
/ Fooker: Ten years? Congrats on the decennial, dude.
/ Nick: Thanks. / [[Ki leans in to Nick]]
/ Ki: I'm sorry, sweetie. I completely forgot it was your service anniversary.
/ Nick: Apparently, so did I. / Nick: I just...... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20081105.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Dexter, Sharon, Fooker, and Ki gather around Nick and his present from Dwayne]]
/ Fooker: Ten years? Congrats on the decennial, dude.
/ Nick: Thanks. / [[Ki leans in to Nick]]
/ Ki: I'm sorry, sweetie. I completely forgot it was your service anniversary.
/ Nick: Apparently, so did I. / Nick: I just...... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20081105.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, November 7, 2008 | [[Fooker, Nick, and Ki are sitting a a table at work]]
/ Fooker: Man... if you've been here ten years, that means I've been here ... Wow, I'm old.
/ Ki: I'm not far behind you. / [[Dexter joins the conversation at the table]]
/ Dexter: But think of what's happened in that time! All the adventures and... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20081107.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, November 10, 2008 | [[Dexter, Fooker, Sharon, and Ki gather around Nick as he unwraps his present from Dwayne]]
/ Dexter: The suspense is killing me!
/ Ki: SHH! / Sharon: What did Dwayne get you for your tenth anniversary, Ki?
/ Ki: It was... nice yet personal. Dwayne's rather unconventional for a manager on these things. / [[Everyone... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20081110.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, November 12, 2008 | [[Nick runs down the hallway, dropping papers as he goes]]
/ Nick: (thinking) I'm late, I'm late, I'm late... / [[Nick finally arrives at the meeting room and Fooker, Dwayne, and Ki look up at him]]
/ Dwayne: Ah, Nick, I see you finally decided to join us...
/ Nick: S-Sorry, Mr. Duncan. I lost track of... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20081112.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Fooker, Dwayne, Ki, and Nick are seated at a conference room table]]
/ Dwayne: Ok, I'll put this bluntly. Goodman Rubber was one of our first customers, back when GPF first started. Mr. Jones was a good friend of my father's. / Dwayne: That said, we're in danger of losing their account. A bigger... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20081114.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Fooker, Dwayne, Ki, and Nick are seated at a conference room table]]
/ Dwayne: Ok, I'll put this bluntly. Goodman Rubber was one of our first customers, back when GPF first started. Mr. Jones was a good friend of my father's. / Dwayne: That said, we're in danger of losing their account. A bigger... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20081114.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, November 17, 2008 | Nick: M-me? You want me to overhaul the system?
/ Dwayne: That's why I brought you on, Nick. / Dwayne: Fooker will do some coding for you, but he's too busy doing sys admin work to do the design. Ki will be available for database work, but I need her concentrating on their shipping interface. / Dwayne:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20081117.html |
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