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GPF Archive: Monday, December 24, 2007	[[At the reception, Trudy is thinking to herself.]] / Trudy: Why... why did she send me back? It should have been her here, getting a new and better life. It should have been her... / [[Flashback of Trudy trying to explain she wasn't alternate Trudy to Nick, Ki and Fooker.]] / Trudy [[voiceover]]:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20071224.html
GPF Archive: Monday, December 31, 2007	[[Ki and Nick come over to talk to Trudy, who is looking very penitent]] / Ki: Trudy, we wanted to thank you for coming. We know it's awkward for you, but without you this day wouldn't have happened. / Nick: I know we'll be away for a bit with the honeymoon, but we want to do all we can to acclimate... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20071231.html
GPF Archive: Monday, January 7, 2008	Sydney: Perseffome, we was the bestest flower girls there ever was ever and ever! / Persephone [[wearing a veil]]: I'm so happy I can barely contain my slime! / Persephone: Oh, Fred! It's so wonderful to be home! That other universe was such a horrible place, with evil twins and aliens... / Fred: I'm... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080107.html
GPF Archive: Monday, January 14, 2008	[[ The wedding reception. Ki, seated at the right, looks up at Nick, who is standing next to his chair. His left hand is on the back of the chair; his right hand is just off-panel but appears to be in his pocket. Both are looking off to the left of the panel (their right) ]] / Ki: Why do the guys look... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080114.html
GPF Archvie: Monday, January 21, 2008	[[The wedding party is standing outside the church, single women in the background, Nick and Ki in the foreground. Patty, obviously unwilling, is pushed into the group by members of the Brotherhood.]] / Nick: All right, girls! Line up! It's time to throw the bouquet! / [[Sharon, Nicole and Sydney stand... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080121.html

GPF Archvie: Monday, January 28, 2008	I´d ask how long it´s been, but my "primitive corporeal mind" would be "thinking linearly" again. / I´m sorry, Todd. / I... didn´t mean to insult you. We come from two totally different planes of existence. I don´t mean any disrespect, but sometimes it´s difficult explaining an extra-dimensional concept... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080128.html
GPF Archive: Monday, February 4, 2008	[[Mischief is explaining some of her existence to Todd as they wait for the Gamester to emerge.]] / Mischief: There are many entities who care nothing about the mortal realms. They go about their self-important existences, seeing mortals as nothing but insignificant specks in the unpleasant but necessary... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080204.html
GPF Archive: Monday, February 11, 2008	[[Mischief is seated on the floor. Todd tries to make sense of the flood of information.]] / Todd: Um... okay. / Todd: So... our "culprit." He's one of these entities who seeks to destroy mortals? / Mischief: Yes. He's the worst of the worst. / Mischief: Some renegades meddle in mortal affairs to cause... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080211.html
GPF Archive: Monday, February 18, 2008	Mischief: He was responsible for initiating the self-fulfilling paradox that created your future, giving Trudy the knowledge to become the Empress. He was also the one who pointed Emperor Nick toward his parallel self. / Mischief: Violations of time and space each have very different effects on the... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080218.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[Todd and Mischief look at the protoverse, which has a silhouette of a person inside] / Mischief: The protoverse... The Gamester's starting to emerge! / [Todd has a skeptical look on his face while Mischief appears horrified] / Todd: He's... looking kind of thin... / Mischief: Oh, no... / [Mischief is... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080225.html

General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Todd is holding Mischief, who is flickering like a broken lightbulb]] / Todd: Mischief! You monster! I'll-- / Pandemonium [[off-panel]]: You'll what? / Pandemonium: Tell me, microbe, just what will you do to me? What can an infinitesimal flea like you do to a god like me? / Pandemonium: With... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080303.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Dwayne is heading in to work at GPF Software]] / Dwayne [[thinking]]: Ah... no more alternate universes and evil doubles. It'll be great finally getting back to business as usual... / <> / Patty: Dwayne! The phones have been clogged all morning by reporters asking for Fred! / Fred: I didn't... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080310.html
GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 12, 2008	[[Dwayne has just arrived in the office and is taking off his coat]] / <> / Dwayne: WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE PHONE LINES? / Fred: I PROMISE, DWAYNE, I DIDN'T DO ANY-THING. I SWEAR. / <> / Fred: SOME LOCAL NEWSPAPER REPORTER WAS LOOKING FOR A SCOOP AND GOT A TIP I... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080312.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Dwayne, Patty and Fred are trying to figure how to tame the out-of-control phones]] / <> / Dwayne: If the phones are down, how's our bandwidth? / Patty: Our phones are IP, but they're on a separate wire than the WAN. / <> / [[Dwayne hands Patty a list of customers]] / Dwayne:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080314.html
GPF Archive: Monday, March 17, 2008	Dwayne (thinking): One more fire out. How many more to go? / Sharon (off camera): For the last time, Scott! Give it a rest! / <> / Scott: But you caught the bouquet! I don't believe in superstition any more than you, but perhaps this is yet another sign! Your destiny is clear! / Sharon:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080317.html

General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	Dwayne: You two have been at odds almost from the moment Scott started here. Let's get this out in the open and settled so you two can go back to work. / Scott: I mean no disrespect, sir, nor do I wish to be a disruption. Tim and I are but a remnant of the once powerful Brotherhood of the Twisted Pair,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080319.html
GPF Archive: Friday, March 21, 2008	Dwayne: Sigh... All right. Scott, back off and leave Sharon and Fooker alone. You're dangerously close to harassment, and after Trent, I don't want to deal with that mess again. / Scott: Yes, sir. / Dwane: As for you, Sharon, I want you to check your temper and back off your intolerance of Scott's... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080321.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[As Trudy enters the door of GPF Software]] / Trudy (thinks): Okay, Trudy... you can do this. You have nothing to be afraid of. It's just a normal day at the office... something you haven't done in _years_... / Trudy (thinks): Try not to think that these are the people you betrayed... or that they... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080324.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Fooker and Trudy are standing in the door way of a cluttered office]] / Fooker: So here's your office. Sorry about the clutter but it hasn't been used in a while, so it's just been collecting junk. / [[Closes in on Fooker and Trudy who has an angry face]] / Fooker: Actually, the last person to use it... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080326.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Fooker and Trudy are standing in the door way of a cluttered office]] / Fooker: So here's your office. Sorry about the clutter but it hasn't been used in a while, so it's just been collecting junk. / [[Closes in on Fooker and Trudy who has an angry face]] / Fooker: Actually, the last person to use it... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080326.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Trudy is thinking to herself]] / Trudy: Who am I kidding? I can't do this! They'll see right through me! They'll learn the truth and hate me all the more for lying... AGAIN! / Trudy: I HAVE to tell someone. I'll come clean. They'll still hate me, but maybe if I can show I've changed AND I tell the... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080328.html

General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	Trudy: This is hopeless / Sharon: Um, is this seat taken? / Trudy: S-Sharon? / Sharon: Hi big sis. Heh, it's going to take a while getting used to that. / Sharon: Since Nick and Ki's wedding, we've all been so busy. We haven't had a chance to talk, to learn about each other, so I wanted to get to know... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080331.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	Sharon: Anyway, I know you have a lot of adjusting to do to a whole new world. And I want to make sure you're not alone. / Trudy: I don't think I could be if I wanted to... / Sharon: I also have selfish motives. While I love my adopted parents, I know I have a biological family too... And my sister... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080402.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Sharon and Trudy walking down the hallway toward a room to their left]] / Sharon: YOU MAY NOT WANT TO FIND OUR PARENTS NOW. BUT I THINK THAT WILL CHANGE. WE'LL SEE. WE'LL TALK MORE AFTER THE STAFF MEETING / [[Inside the room Sharon is seen peeking through the door as "twisted pair guys" converse.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080404.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Nick comes to on a beach]] / Nick: Mrf... / [[Nick begins helping himself up]] / Nick: Ki? Ki? Are... you ok? / [[Nick turns to look around and sees he's on a beach]] / Nick thinks: Sandy beach... palm trees... I didn't think we put into port. / [[Nick looks over and sees Ki lying on the beach]] / Nick... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080407.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Nick examines Ki, who is lying on the beach]] / Nick thinks: Still breathing... Good. No obvious cuts or broken bones. At least I know she's ok. / [[Nick looks up]] / Nick thinks: But where are we? And how did we get here? My brain's still in a bit of a fog... / [[Shows a flashback of the cruise ship... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080409.html

General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Nick and Ki's cruise ship quarters are shown, with clothing strewn over the floor. Nick and Ki are in the bedroom, but are not visible on panel]] / Nick or Ki: So... how many times does that make it? / Ki or Nick: I... lost count, but I think we broke yesterday's record. / [[Nick and Ki are in bed,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080411.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	Nick: And by chance the night we choose to emerge is the big formal captain's dinner. / Ki: Don't complain. You get to see me in a slinky dress. / Nick: Despite the fact I've seen you naked for the past several days, I find that satisfyingly arousing. / Ki: [[smiling]] That's what I was hoping for. / [[Two... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080414.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Nick and Ki are dining with the captain in the dining room of the cruise ship. Nick shakes the captain's hand]] / Captain: Have a seat, Mr. & Mrs. Wellington. I hope you've been enjoying our cruise so far. / Nick: We have, and thank you, captain. / [[The captain, Nick and Ki are seated at a table. The... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080416.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	Captain: Well, this has been the most enjoyable dinner I've had with guests in a while. Enjoy the rest of your stay with us. / Nick: Thank you, Captain. / Captain: Oh, by the way, don't forget the big Windows Vs. Mac Vs. Linux hacking contest this evening. Lots of prizes available! / Nick: A three-way... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080418.html
GPF Archive: Monday, April 21, 2008	[[Speaker on stage]] / Speaker: The hacking contest is under way! Which will fall first: Windows, Mac OS, or Linux? Gentlemen, begin your hacking! / [[Pair of hackers in front of computer with arm raised]] / Speaker: There is little doubt that everyone has their pick to win. Will Service Pack 1 put Vista... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20080421.html

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