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|GPF Archive: Monday, February 19, 2007||[[The Emperor's throne room. In the foreground, an energy pistol with the words "LAZER-WELD" on the barrel fires a bolt of energy just above the head of the very startled Nick and leaves a mark on the MUTEX behind him . Only part of a finger is seen beneath the barrel, but in context it is clear that...|
|General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip||[[Nick and Nega Nick are staring at each other. Nega Nick sees Nega Ki, wrench in hand, advancing in a reflective plate]] / [[Nega Nick quickly turns and shoots Nega Ki through her chest with the Laser Weld. Nega Ki's hands fly in the air, and Nick sees it]] / [[Nick shoulder rushes Nega Nick, knocking...|
|GPF Archive: Monday, March 5, 2007||[[The Emperor's throne room. In the foreground, Ki kneels next to Duchess Ki, who is seated on the floor and leaning against something that looks like furniture. The Duchess has a wound on the right side of her chest.]] / Ki: I... I'm sorry. There's nothing I can do... / Duchess Ki: N-Nothing to......|
|GPF: Mischief's Night Out||[[Space is shown with many stars in the background]] / Narrator: Beyond the furthest reaches of time and space... / Narrator: Beyond our concepts of thought and reality... / Narrator: There exists a place far removed from what our feeble mortal minds can comprehend. / Narrator: This is a realm of beings...|
|GPF Archive: Monday, March 12, 2007||[[The Emperor's throne room. Nick and the Emperor are fighting. Emperor NegaNick is positioned under the MUTEX helmets, and he kicks Nick in the chest with his right leg, pushing him away from himself and the helmets.]] / [[Emperor NegaNick pulls on a MUTEX helmet with his right hand and clicks a...|
|GPF: Mischief's Night Out||Mischief: I'm bored / Mischief: Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored. / Gamester: Did you catalog that list of temporal anomalies I gave you to work on...? / Mischief: Yeee-eees... There were only an infinite number of them. And that Trudy chick won't get started on her surreptitious machinations until...|
|GPF Archive: Monday, March 19, 2007||[[The Emperor's throne room. Nick is sitting on the floor, in the process of standing up. He looks up at Ki, who is walking toward him. In the background, Fooker, Chuck, and others are shown in outline, aiming at an enemy alien walker.]] / Nick: Is the other Ki... ? / Ki: Dead. Did the Emperor get...|
|GPF: Mischief's Night Out||Gamester: You should count yourself fortunate, Mischief. This is the lull between storms. It is our place to guard and protect this sliver of the cosmos. And it is rare for nothing to be happening all at once. No spatial bridges, no temporal paradoxes... Even the Olympians have failed to rear their...|
|GPF Archive: Monday, March 26, 2007||[[The Emperor's throne room. Fooker and Justin are aiming weapons toward the balcony. In the foreground, Nick and Ki look back at them. Fooker looks at them angrily as he speaks.]] / Fooker: If you two are done pleasantly chatting, the rest of us would like to get the heck out of here! / [[Nick gestures...|
|GPF: Mischief's Night Out||Mischief: Hah! Who needs studying! I could pass that stupid exam with my ears closed! / Mischief: I want some fun! Some excitement! I want to go where the action is! I want to do things I'm not supposed to! / Mischief: That is, after all, how I got my name / Mischief: But what to do... / Mischief:...|
|GPF Archive: Monday, April 2, 2007||[[The Emperor's throne room. In the background, Dexter and Sharon are heading toward the MUTEX, and in outline, Nick is crouched in front of it and Fooker appears to be aiming or firing an energy weapon. In the foreground, Ki and Trudy face each other, standing. Trudy's face is stern.]] / Ki: What...|
|GPF: Mischief's Night Out||[Narrator - Mischief] First up... the outfit! / (POOF!) / Hmmm... too old... / (POOF!) / Too new... / (POOF!) / Too much... / (POOF!) / Too little! / (POOF!) / Too trashy... / (POOF!) / Too blue... / (POOF!) / Too formal / (POOF!) / Perfect!|
|GPF Archive: Monday, April 9, 2007||[[Outside the Emperor's palace. Part of an alien space ship is seen in closeup on the left, and the palace is on the right. Other buildings are seen in outline. A beam of energy shoots toward the palace coming from the alien ship.]] / [[The Emperor's throne room. People and objects in the room are...|
|GPF: Mischief's Night Out||Now I just need me a man... / Too furry... / Too dim... / Too short...|
|GPF Archive: Monday, April 16, 2007||[[The Emperor's throne room. Close up, a hand picks up the pin that fell from Trudy's clothing when she was thrown against the wall.]] / [[One of the Trudys is now wearing the pin again. She is looking sternly at Ki, who looks over her shoulder as she calls to Dexter. They both appear to be kneeling...|
|General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip||Fooker: Um, Fred...? Where did the apartment go...?
/ Mischief: Hmm... History of party lifestyle, recently dumped by ex-girlfriend, physically fit...
/ Fooker: Fred?
/ Mischief: Smells a little, though... / Mischief: ...but nothing a little molecular manipulation can't fix...
|GPF Archive: Monday, April 23, 2007||[[In the Emperor's throne room, Fooker is pushing the base of the energy cannon he was firing before the blast shook the room. Chuck, facing the cannon, also appears to be pushing it back into place. In the foreground, Justin checks his watch and frowns.]] / Fooker: Chuck! Help me get this cannon back...|
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|GPF Archive: April 30, 2007||[[Outside the palace. looking down, possibly a view from the balcony of the Emperor's throne room. The head and a tentacle of an enemy walker are in near closeup. The walker towers over a sea of Greys, who appear to be surging toward it. One of the Greys stands above the others, gestures toward the...|
|General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip||Mischief: WHEEEE! / Fooker: Huff... That's it... Gotta rest... Think I'm getting a hernia... Wheeze... / Fooker: Whew! Can you believe that girl? She's been at it for what seems like hours! No idea where she gets all that energy... / Fooker: Um... Hello? Yoohoo... Anybody home? / Mischief: Silly moose!...|
|General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip||[[Nick is operating the MUTeX's controls. Dexter and an unconscious Trudy have helmets on, while Ki is about to put hers on]] / Nick: Don't worry... I'll be in the next batch. I promise. / Ki: After all we've been through, you'd better be. / [[Ki puts on her helmet as Nick operates the controls and Fooker...|
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|GPF Archive: Monday, May 14, 2007||[[The emperor's throne room. Fooker and the alternate Chuck are in the foreground. Nick stands in the background, arms extended as if he is working with the MUTEX, which is off panel.]] / Nick: Alright, space marines! It's time for your evac procedure! / Alternate Chuck: Go! We'll hold them off! / [[Near...|
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|GPF Archive: Monday, May 21, 2007||[[The emperor's throne room. At center, Trudy (or possibly alternate Trudy) appears to be examining the MUTEX controls, looking down and frowning in concentration. From the left, Fooker (with most of his face obscured by the Sunday-style logo) and Nick look at Trudy (or alternate Trudy). Throughout...|
|GPF: Mischief's Night Out||Fwoosh / Wheeze wheeze ... wheeze... cough / Okay, Jason... Catch your breath... / Lungs... No longer burning... / This "Misty" chick... Can't be real. Must be in some whacky dream. Good thing I'm back home in my... / B...B...B...B... / And now... / Now things get _really_ interesting...|
|GPF Archive: Monday, May 28, 2007||[[The emperor's throne room. Fooker and Justin (and possibly others off panel) have re-entered, as Trudy or alternate Trudy continues to kiss Nick. Justin is wearing a MUTEX helmet. Fooker stands next to him, with one eyebrow cocked, watching Trudy or alternate Trudy and Nick. Nick still appears...|
|General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip||[[Mischief is removing the straps of her dress and advancing on a nervous Fooker]] / Mischief: As I understand it, mortals experience elevated stress levels before important examinations... And sexual intercourse is a sure way to relieve stress / [[Mischief leans toward Fooker]] / Fooker: That's it......|
|GPF Archive: Monday, June 4, 2007||[[The emperor's throne room. Trudy or alternate Trudy speaks to Nick with a sad look on her face. It looks like her hands are on his shoulders. The dark circle has reappeared under Nick's one visible eye.]] / Trudy or alternate Trudy: I meant what I said years ago in New York, and it's taken me all...|
|General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip||[[Mischief is now on top of Fooker and is completely undressed]] / Mischief: Then just lie back and we can have a little mischief... / Fooker: Y-you seem a bit young. I'm not taking advantage of you? / [[Mischief is about to kiss Fooker]] / Mischief: Oh, no. By your concepts of time, I would be trillions...|
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