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|GPF Archive: Monday, August 9, 1999||Fooker: Trudy?!? You're my new neighbor?!? / Trudy: Of course, silly! / Trudy: This place is so much cheaper than the place I had before, and closer to work, too! And the neighborood is actually quieter and safer. / Trudy: Plus, it gives me more opportunities to make your life miserable. / Fooker: The...|
|GPF Archive: Tuesday, August 10, 1999||Chuck: That was a dirty trick you pulled, Fooker! No one scratched up MY car-- / Chuck: whoa... / Chuck: She really IS a babe... / Trudy: And I'm single, too... / Fooker: This bodes not well...|
|GPF Archive: Wednesday, August 11, 1999||Trudy: Fooker, introduce me to your strong, handsome friend... / Fooker: Trudy, this is our neighbor, Chuck. / Chuck: Hi. / Fooker: Chuck, this is Trudy, the embodiment of all that is evil and sinister. She's also our marketing director at work. / Trudy: Was that really necessary? / Fooker: No, but accurate... / Chuck:...|
|GPF Archive: Thursday, August 12, 1999||Chuck: Ya know, Fookman, Trudy doesn't seem at all as bad as you make her out to be. / Fooker: Just you wait, Chuck... / Fooker: Once Trudy shows her true colors, you won't be singing that tune. She's downright spooky, and chasing her is like a fish chasing a worm on a hook. / Trudy: Is that the iron...|
|GPF Archive: Friday, August 13, 1999||Chuck: Man! What does Trudy keep in this thing?
/ Fooker: Look out! I'm slipping! / [[Maces and axes drop from the box they were carrying]]
|GPF Archive: Saturday, August 14, 1999||Fooker: Here, Chuck... Let me help...
/ Trudy: Wait, Fooker! I have a special job just for you! / Trudy: I need you to sort this box of sexy lingerie and string bikinis for me. I plan to wear them around the apartment, just on the other side of the wall from you.
/ Fooker: <
|GPF Archive: Monday, August 16, 1999||Nick: Fooker! You look beat! / Fooker: I AM beat. Trudy moved into the apartment next to me. / Fooker: I helped her move in. I put together her torture devices. I sorted her lingerie. I can even stand her constant sexual tauntings... / Fooker: But if I have to hear her sing "The song that never ends"...|
|GPF Archive: Tuesday, August 17, 1999||<
|GPF Archive: Wednesday, August 18, 1999||Fred: Fooker, I'm starting to really think something needs to be done about this "Trudy."
/ Fooker: I know, I know.
/ Fooker: She plugged her microwave into the same circuit as my computer...
/ Fred: Wouldn't that put it in her bedroom? / <
|GPF Archive: Thursday, August 19, 1999||Fooker: That's it... I'm going to take this up with the apartment superintendent... / Fred: We'll hold down the fort. / Trudy: Say, Fooker, want to help me unpack my shrunken head collection? / Fooker: I wouldn't unpack anything else if I were you... / Trudy: Aww... Is the mean ol' Fooker gonna get me...|
|GPF Archive: Friday, August 20, 1999||Superintendent: Let me get this straight, Barker... You want me to throw out the new girl in apartment 4-F? / Fooker: Yes, Mr. Washington. / Superintendent: And you want me to do this because you consider her to be the embodiment of all that is sinister and evil? / Fooker: That's about the size of it,...|
|GPF Archive: Saturday, August 21, 1999||Trudy: Fooker, are you taking a bath? / Fooker: Yes, Trudy, I'm taking a bath. / Trudy: So am I. Just lying here in this hot water, my soft smooth skin lightly caressed, my naked body exposed... / Fooker: It's not going to work. I can't see you, Trudy. / Trudy: Did you know this crack in the wall goes...|
|GPF Archive: Monday, August 23, 1999||[[Nick & "Pookel" chatting on IRC]] / Gort: Why don't we meet and go see the new "Star Wars" Movie? / Pookel: I don't know. You haven't figured out who I am yet. / Gort: If I say, "I give up," will you meet me? / Pookel: Desperate, or a clever ploy to bring me into the open? Ok, meet me for the 7 o'clock. / Narrator:...|
|GPF Archive: Tuesday, August 24, 1999||Nick: Looks like my date's a no-show. / Ki: Mine too. If you're seeing "Star Wars"... / Nick: Why not? I'd rather see it with a friend, anyway. / Ki: Whe where you meeting? Maybe your IRC chick? / Nick: Actually, yeah. And you? / Ki: Mr. Right, I hope...|
|GPF Archive: Wednesday, August 25, 1999||Nick: Popcorn? I'll buy... / Ki: Why not? Gotta keep my girlish figure. / Ki: Uh, Nick, if you don't mind, I'm gonna hit the powder room... / Nick: I'll save us some seats. / Ki: Ok, Ki... You got him to the movies... NOW WHAT?!?|
|GPF Archive: Thursday, August 26, 1999||Ki: Okay... I got him to the movies. I have to tell him. I can't keep stringing Nick along. I have to... / Ki: Nick... I'm Pookel. I'm... Pookel. I am Pookel. I... am... / Trudy: Okay, I'm convinced you're "Pookel." / Ki: TRUDY!|
|GPF Archive: Friday, August 27, 1999||Ki: Trudy... you scared the heck-- / Trudy: Hmm, Pookel, Pookel... Where have I heard that name before...? / Trudy: Yes! Isn't that the woman on IRC that Nick keeps talking to... his secret admirer...? How interesting... / Ki: H-how did you-? / Trudy: Why, I'm sure Nick would love to hear about this... / Ki:...|
|GPF Archive: Saturday, August 28, 1999||Ki: Oh, Trudy, please! You can't tell Nick about this whole IRC thing! / Trudy: Oh, yes I can. / Trudy: But I'd much prefer to watch you squirm, knowing I have that tidbit of info and can blackmail you at any time. It could be quite useful. Your secret is safe... For now. / Trudy: Enjoy the movie, "Pookel." / Ki:...|
|GPF Archive: Monday, August 30, 1999||Nick: Ki, are you okay? / Ki: Uh, yeah. I'm just... fine. / Nick: Are you sure? If something's wring, we can talk... / Ki: No, I'm fine. Really. Just shook up a little... / Trudy: Well, look who's here...! / Ki: God, no...|
|GPF Archive: Tuesday, August 31, 1999||Trudy: Funny seeing both of you two here at the movies... together... / Nick: Yeah... / Trudy: So what have you two been CHATTING about? / Ki: [[thinking]] This couldn't get any worse... / Fooker: Whoa! What a coinkidink! / Ki: [[thinking]] It's worse...|
|GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 1, 1999||Fooker: Isn't this kewl? All of us watchi' a movie together? I didn't know you were into "Star Wars," Trudy... / Trudy: Actually, I'm not... / Fooker: I've seen this movie 113 times since it came out in May. / Trudy: Fooker, there's only 98 days between May 19th and today. / Fooker: What's your poin...|
|GPF Archive: Thursday, September 2, 1999||Ki: [[thinking]] At least Trudy's upset with Fooker over there. She won't tell Nick my little secret... yet.
/ Trudy: <
|GPF Archive: Friday, September 3, 1999||Movie: "You refer to the prophesy of the one who will bring balance to the force?" / Movie: "And you think it's this boy?" / [[Everyone's freaked out]] / Fooker: Okay, okay... No more bean nachos... Geez...|
|GPF Archive: Saturday, September 4, 1999||Narrator: Later that evening... / Nick: Ya know, it was neat running into Ki today. It's funny she was waiting here while I was expecting to meet "Pookel"... / [[Nick's thinking]] / Nick: Nah...|
|GPF Archive: Monday, September 6, 1999||fooker: what's up, nickmeister? / nick: just going through my junk mail. / [[ki continues to type]] / nick: i hate it when people send me this stuff. credit card applications, free samples, special moonlight madness sales... / nick: listen to this: "dear nick, you've just one three free tickets to--" / fooker:...|
|GPF Archive: Tuesday, September 7, 1999||Fooker: You just won free tickets to NERDVANA!? Kewl!!! / Ki: What the heck is NERDVANA? / Fooker: Nothing short of THE premiere amusement park catering to geeks of all shapes, sizes, and masters degrees. That place ROCKS! / Nick: Have you been there? / Fooker: Heck no! They have a waiting list Pi^2/sqrt(2)...|
|GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 8, 1999||Nick: So this "Nerdvana" is an amusement park built for geeks? / Ki: What kind of rides do they have? / Fooker: Not much, since many geeks suffer from nose bleeds and motion sickness. But they do have the "Fractal mountain," "Physics planet," "Chemists' lagoon," "The Null pointer"... / Nick: I don't...|
|GPF Archive: Thursday, September 9, 1999||Nick: This sounds fishy. I didn't enter any contest to win these tickets... / Fooker: Who cares? It's Nerdvana! / Nick: "Invite two friends to come join the fun..." / Fooker: We'll ask Dwayne for a week off. We've got time... / Nick: "Especially the loud blonde jerk with the goatee..." / Fooker: See?...|
|GPF Archive: Friday, September 10, 1999||Nick: I don't know about this whole Nerdvana thing, Ki. Something doesn't seem right about it. / Nick: I mean, I didn't enter any contests. There's no return address. They made a direct reference to Fooker in the letter. They--
/ [[Ki's doing puppy dog eyes]]
|GPF Archive: Saturday, September 11, 1999||Ki: Here we are, off to a fun-filled week at Nerdvana...
/ Nick: I can't believe Dwayne actually let us go... / Fooker's neighbor: <
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