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| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Planck tackles alternate Sharon Murphy]]
/ Planck: I've got her, Pi! Wake the others for reinforcements!
/ [[She whacks him in the face with her mop]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060516.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Planck tackles alternate Sharon Murphy]]
/ Planck: I've got her, Pi! Wake the others for reinforcements!
/ [[She whacks him in the face with her mop]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060516.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Fooker: If they've started shooting, we need to get a move on. UGA, split in half to the front and back. Keep the others in the middle. / Ki: The map says there's a block of cells ahead that doubles as labs for prisioner scientists. That's where Nick should be.
/ Trudy: That's a good ways off. We need... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060517.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Scene: the sewers beneath Emperor NegaNick's palace, where the rescue team is looking for Nick. Dexter stops and turns back, looking a bit shaken. Justin looks at him.]]
/ Justin: C'mon, Smith. We don't have time to take in the sights...
/ Dexter: But... It's _me_ ... er, _him_... / [[Dexter turns... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060518.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Justin: Look, don't touch that! How do you know your double isn't some homicial maniac or serial murderer?
/ Dexter: Even Better! / Justin: For all you know, he's just a harmless nobody the emperor keeps around to torture for fun...
/ Dexter: You heard Ki! This block is for the worst of the worst! / Dexter:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060519.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Justin: LET HIM GO!
/ Dexter the Diabolical: Or what? With this much blubber, this fool makes an impressive shield. / Dexter the Diabolical: I have endured the "hospitality" of Nick the Pathetic for long enough. With your "assistance", I will be free to begin my reign of terror once more, starting with... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060520.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, May 21, 2006 | [[Fooker and Agent #18 lead the group through the corridors, turning left as directed by Trudy. Sharon follows them, and Maddie also turns left. Ki turns around to face the last two people in the group, Trudy and Agent #7560. Trudy reads directions or a map from a PDA in her right hand.]]
/ Trudy:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060521.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, May 21, 2006 | [[Fooker and Agent #18 lead the group through the corridors, turning left as directed by Trudy. Sharon follows them, and Maddie also turns left. Ki turns around to face the last two people in the group, Trudy and Agent #7560. Trudy reads directions or a map from a PDA in her right hand.]]
/ Trudy:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060521.html |
| Comic date: 05/22/2006 | [[#12 and #7560 are firing around a corner]]
/ Fooker: #12 & 7560! Lay down some cover fire! 18 and I will clear the next hall! / [[Fooker and #18 are firing]]
/ Fooker: Clear! Full suppression to give the civvies a clear path!
/ #18: That means you run NOW! / [[Trudy, Sharon and Ki run trough a hall... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060522.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[The grey 'c' helps Pi out of the rubble of the explosion]] / c: 3141592? Are you still functional? / Pi: Y-yes, 2997925. Where's Planck, er, 6626068? / [[Planck appears with mop attached to his head]] / Planck: I'm here, Pi! 'c' here dug me out of the rubble just before you. You won't believe the... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060523.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Scene: The area where the Greys' cells were under Emperor Nick's palace, devastated by an explosion. In the foreground, one Grey appears to be helping another out of the rubble. In the background, Planck is trying to pull the alternate Sharon's mop off his head, and C points a handheld device at... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060524.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, May 25, 2006 | [[Fooker, Maddie, Sharon, Trudy, Ki, Nicole and Justin dressed in black in a gun battle.]]
/ Fooker: Still clear this way!
/ Agent #18: And still dogging us from behind. / Sharon: I can't raise the other Trudy's team on the radio...
/ Ki: Then try the base. Maybe we can let them know things have gone haywire. / [[Voice... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060525.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Two masked imperial soldiers are standing in a large room.]] Lieutenant: Rebel Base is Secure, Commander. All targets neutralized.
/ [[As he begins removing his helmet.]] Blawgus (Alternate Agent #18): Excellent, Lieutenant. / Blawgus: General, Commander Blawgus here. Rebel base neutralized. ... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060526.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Two masked imperial soldiers are standing in a large room.]] Lieutenant: Rebel Base is Secure, Commander. All targets neutralized.
/ [[As he begins removing his helmet.]] Blawgus (Alternate Agent #18): Excellent, Lieutenant. / Blawgus: General, Commander Blawgus here. Rebel base neutralized. ... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060526.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | #18: ARG!
/ #7560: Man down! / #18: It's just a flesh wound! Let me up!
/ Ki: Trudy! Tend to him while we keep trying to raise the others! / #18: NO! I *refuse* to let this @#*?& give me first aid!
/ Trudy: You'll shut up and let me help you or I'll kick your @*# again! / Fooker: Hold your fire! ... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060527.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | #7560: Walking toward us? I don't see anything... / [[Nega-Fooker Emerges from the haze, looking ripped & bald]] / #12: Um... I think we forgot to bring an elephant gun...
/ Fooker: First Ki's future me and now *him*... Dag Nabbit. I'm dumping all my 401k stock into whoever makes *Rogaine*... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060528.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Agent #7560: His guns are still in their holsters. He's unarmed. We can pick him off easily...
/ Fooker: [[scowling]] Get out of here. / Agent #12: What? We can just--
/ Fooker: I SAID go. Get 18 and the girls and find Nick. I'll handle this.
/ Agent #12: Are you MAD?! / Fooker: Maddie, listen!... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060529.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Agent #12: 18, can you stand?
/ Agent #18: I can shoot if I put my gun in my off hand.
/ Agent #12: Good enough. / Agent #18 (whispered): Thanks.
/ Trudy: What did you say?
/ Agent #18: I *said* thanks.
/ Trudy: You're welcome. / Agent #12: We have to keep moving. Jason says they're going to try and cut... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060530.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Fooker and Nega-Fooker face one another]] / Nega-Fooker [[cracks knuckles]]: Hmm... scrawny. I'm disappointed. I've been so looking forward to seeing if you'd be worth a rumble... / Fooker: Tell me, is it true what they say steroids do to your genetalia? You look like someone with plenty of experience... / Nega-Fooker:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060531.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Dressed in operational black, Ki and #12, a.k.a. Maddie step through a hexagonal door, followed closely by Sharon and Trudy. #12 is armed with a large gun and is looking to her right, while Ki is holding a square object and looking at it intently. Sharon is looking back behind the group, while Trudy... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060601.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Evil Ki holding remote control]]
/ Evil Ki: I suppose introductions are unnecessary. You already know who I am, and those of you I don't know aren't important. / [[Evil Ki face-to-face with Ki]]
/ Evil Ki: What you don't know is that while you've reached your destination, I'm afraid it's all been in... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060602.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Ki and her counterpart glare at one another while Agent 12 looks on.]]
/ Evil Ki: So now if you'll just wait patiently, General Barker's men will be here soon to arrest you.
/ Ki: So that's it, then. / [[Evil Ki smirks while Ki continues to glare.]]
/ Ki: You won't give us a choice. It's either capture... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060603.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Ki glares at Ki 2, who's face softens in sorrow.]] / [[The hand with the remote communicator drops to Ki 2's side.]] / < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060604.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Fooker throws a left front kick at ~Fooker]] / [[~Fooker snatches Fooker's leg]] / [[~Fooker throws Fooker into a wall]] KAWAM / ~Fooker: Oh my... that didn't *hurt*, now, did it?
/ Fooker (Dishevelled and with broken glasses): Yesh... Dat's a widdle worsh dan mwild dishcomfort... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060605.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[~Fooker reaches toward Fooker]]
/ ~Fooker: Ah, poor baby. Let me help you up... / [[Fooker grabs ~Fooker's arm and plants his foot in ~Fooker's chest]] / [[Fooker flips ~Fooker over his head]] / Fooker (grinning upside-down): You're not the only one with a dark streak, you know. I can play dirty...... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060606.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Dexter 2 "The Diabolical" has his hands around Dexter's neck, choking him. Justin Barker has his weapon leveled at the conflict.]]
/ Justin: "Dexter the Diabolical?" I'd HEARD you had a hyperactive imagination, Smith, but THIS is just too much...
/ Dexter 2: What are you talking about, maggot? / [[Dexter... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060607.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | ~Dexter: What sort of bedevilry is *this*?
/ Dexter (pointing at ~Dexter): I'm *you*, Cue Ball. From an alternate dimension. / ~Dexter: Alternate dimension? Inconceivable! Such science fiction is the fodder of poorly scripted television and inane online comic strips! Unless... / ~Dexter: Yes...... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060608.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | ~Dexter: Out of my way, peons! I have higher planes of existence to conquer!
/ Justin: Not so fast, Sinestro. I think you forgot who's holding the gun here. / ~Dexter: Like mere firearms can be more than an annoyance to my might!
/ Dexter: How about a squad of Emperor Nega-Nick's crack troops? Listen! / Justin:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060609.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Alt Dexter, Dexter, and Justin talking]]
/ Dexter the Diabolical: What? Did you actually think Nick had the cunning and intellect to build such a magnificent palace himself?
/ Justin: Actually, um, yes. / [[Close-up of alt-Dexter's eyes]]
/ Dexter the Diabolical: We were the best of "friends"... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060610.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Alt Dexter, Dexter, and Justin talking]]
/ Dexter the Diabolical: What? Did you actually think Nick had the cunning and intellect to build such a magnificent palace himself?
/ Justin: Actually, um, yes. / [[Close-up of alt-Dexter's eyes]]
/ Dexter the Diabolical: We were the best of "friends"... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060610.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Captured group is in doorway, escorted by Evil Ki]]
/ Evil Dwayne: The duchess with the freshly caught rebels, My liege... / [[Real Nick & Real Ki see each other. Evil Nick watches from upon his throne, shrouded with the 'N' logo]]
/ Real Ki: NICK!
/ Real Nick: KI! / [[Evil Nick makes his statement,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060611.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Posi-Ki and Posi-Trudy are brought in the room. Nega-Duncan and Nega-Ki look at them]]
/ Nega-Duncan: Wait... Here is Trueheart, but the others... these are DOUBLES from the other universe...
/ Off-panel Voice (Nega-Nick): Quite correct, Duncan! / [[Nega-Nick is holding Posi-Nick by his shoulders, pushing... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060612.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Nega-Nick is clutching Posi-Ki's face in his hand, holding her like a pet. In the background Nega-Ki is beholding the situation with an angry frown]]
/ Nega-Nick: MMM.... A Tigress! Almost makes one want to learn where the similarities end... / [[An overview shot of all the important players: Nega-Nick... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060613.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[A muscled Nega-Chuck walks in with two stormtroopers behind him. He looks evilly happy]]
/ Voice Off-screen (Nega-Nick): Well, perhaps he isn't all /that/ little... / [[Viewed from the side, Nega-Nick stares up to Nega-Chuck, matching his evil happiness. In the background, Posi-Nick is looking sadly... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060614.html |
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