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| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[A face has appeared in the shadows - two eyes and a mouth, frozen in a perpetual evil grin.]]
/ Voice from the Shadows: I thought you'd like to know that you'll have visitors soon.
/ Nick 2: [slowling] Let me guess. The other Nick's friends. But how did they find out? I took precautions... / Voice:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060416.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Emperor Nick: When are they coming? How many will be in their strike force?
/ Grinning Face in Shadow: Ah, don't get greedy on me, Nicky pooh. Don't forget our arrangement. / Emperor Nick: Yes... Feed me only the information you think I need, so long as I don't ask too many questions. That's worked well... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060417.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Nick 2: You'll forgive me if MY goals don't seem to mesh with YOURS...
/ Voice from the Shadows: Of course. Why would YOU want anarchy? Nonetheless, my needs will be filled just the same. / [[The Face in the shadows changes from a smile to a frowning glare.]]
/ Voice: However, I will add one final... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060418.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Ki is getting dressed.]] / [[Fooker appears holding a limp Sharon. He looks exhausted.]]
/ Ki: Um... Fooker? / Ki: What's wrong? Is she--
/ Fooker: Asleep. She's exhausted. It took forever for her to cry herself to sleep.
/ Ki: Cry herself...? But... Why? / Fooker: Beats me. She never... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060419.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Trudy is nursing a cup of coffee. She looks very sorry about something. Ki storms in the door.]] / Ki: [[angrily]] What did you do to Sharon? If you hurt her in any way I'll--
/ Trudy: It's okay, Ki. She's my sister. / [[Ki stalls with her mouth open. Trudy takes a sip of her coffee.]] / Ki:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060420.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Ki: [[confused]] She's... REALLY your sister? But how--
/ Trudy: Her birth mother's name is one of my mom's aliases. The other Trudy confirmed it; her Sharon is her sister too. / [[Trudy appears sadly happy, almost regretful.]]
/ Trudy: I don't blame her for running off crying. I wouldn't want... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060421.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Trudy and Ki sit across from each other at a small table. Trudy has her head bowed.]]
/ Trudy: I suppose you probably thought I said that as a diversion. After all, I've lied plenty of other times. Why NOT say I was in love with Nick as a ploy? / Trudy: But the past few years have taught me some... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060422.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Trudy: Are... you going to say anything about that? It's been a few minutes now... / Ki: I... believe you, Trudy. You're not the only one who's had to grow in the last three years. Nick's treatment of you taught ME a lot about trust and giving others the benefit of the doubt.
/ Ki: But trust is... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060423.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Enter Agent #18, Justin Barker, and Agent #12. Justin stretches widely.]]
/ Justin Barker: Yawn... I'd ask where the shower is, but in a sewer I'm not sure I'd want to know where the water came from. / [[A buffet line has been set out.]]
/ Dr. Nefu: I apologize for the choices on the breakfast buffet,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060424.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Butch, Trent, Ki, and Fooker talking]]
/ Trent: I'm Assuming Pi and Planck are still... indisposed?
/ Ki: What happened to them? / [[Trent talking]]
/ Trent: Apparently a minor mishap with one of their more benign weapons. It will wear off in a few hours. They should be familiar with the plans already,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060425.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Butch, Trent, Ki, and Fooker talking]]
/ Trent: I'm Assuming Pi and Planck are still... indisposed?
/ Ki: What happened to them? / [[Trent talking]]
/ Trent: Apparently a minor mishap with one of their more benign weapons. It will wear off in a few hours. They should be familiar with the plans already,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060425.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Trudy 2 has become the exact mirror image of Trudy. Trudy is shocked.]]
/ Trudy: You... cut your hair... to the same length as mine... and your clothes are the same.
/ Trudy 2: It's intentional. / Trudy 2: We might as well take advantage of our "double" appearance to confuse the enemy. If they... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060426.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[A meeting is starting in Headquarters.]]
/ Trent 2: All right, people. Let's get this briefing started. You can eat while I talk.
/ [[Trudy 2 pins the small badge on Trudy's uniform.]] / Trent 2: The Greys have supplied us with a detailed layout of the palace. We will use their passage into the... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060427.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Alter-Trent: Nefu and Nicht have whipped up a few more of their signature weapons, with more than a little help from the greys... / [[Fooker has been handed a gun; one of the UGA folks looks on.]]
/ Alter-Tret: These convertible rifles default to a charged plasma blaster, but in the event of an EMP or... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060428.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[The briefing meeting is still going.]]
/ Trent 2: Nefu and Nicht will provide a few well timed network disruptions throughout the infiltration. This should keep them busy while giving you a clear path. / Trent 2: The plan is relatively simple and straightforward, but even the simplest plans can... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060429.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Nick is sitting on a box in front of an open panel of a very complex piece of machinery. He has some piece of the machine in his hands]] / [[Nick is sweating over the machinery whilst the alternate Ki is talking over an intercom from outside the room - she is looking in through a large window]]
/ Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060430.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Nick and Ki 2 look at each other from opposite sides of the viewing window. Nick tosses a tool over his shoulder in defeat.]]
/ Nick: If you're here to intimidate me to make me work faster, you're out of luck. I'm stuck.
/ Ki 2: Then take a ten minute break. You could use the rest. / [[Nick scowls... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060501.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Alternate-universe Ki: What did you mean by "stuck?"
/ Nick: Just that. I've hit a brick wall. I can't explain it... / Nick: Functionally, this thing is identical to my Velociraptor back home. But every time I try to power it up, it doesn't seem to do anything but spit out sparks and smoke. / Alternate-universe... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060502.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Nick is looking at the Velociraptor, talking to Ki 2 who is watching him through the window, offscreen.]]
/ Nick: The only thing I can figure is that there's some aspect about this universe that's different from my universe that keeps it from working, and I haven't the foggiest idea what it is. / Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060503.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Alternate Ki and Nick are talking together]]
/ Nick: He's not going to be happy to see you down here... Unless this is all part of his plan...
/ Alternate Ki: It's not. And he won't. I disabled the surveillance pod. / Nick: Well, if you want to look at it yourself, feel free. I still can't tell you... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060504.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Nick and "Alternate Universe" Ki are standing looking at eachother.]]
/ Nick: I don't think anyone deserves death. I think punishments should fit the crime, but even a mass murderer should have a chance to seek redemption. / [[Close up on Nick's eyes]]
/ Nick: As for your emperor, I'm sure some of his... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060505.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Nick is looking at "Alternate Universe" Ki with a stern look as she looks toward the ground]] / [["Alternate Universe" Ki kisses Nick. Nick looks stunned]] / [[Nick still looks stunned as "Alternate Universe" Ki walks away looking ashamed of herself]] / [["Alternate Universe" Ki is walking out... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060506.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[The GPF gang is wadding through a narrow sewer corridor]]
/ Dexter: "What an interesting smell you've discovered..."
/ Sharon: Put a sock in it "Han Solo." / [[Close up of Pi a grey alien with a blue baseball cap up front, "Alternate Universe" Trudy behind him with Ki and Justin behind her]]
/ Ki: I... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060507.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Dexter: Why are they all just standing around, staring into space?
/ Alternate-universe Trudy: The Greys don't sleep, but enter a hibernation cycle every 96 hours for about 6 hours. / [[Planck tries to climb through a vent]]
/ Pi: It's more efficient than "shutting down" 8 hours for every 24. Another... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060508.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Plank the grey alien is covering his groin with both hands and looking distressed. He is dressed in nothing but a vest. Pi the alien is climbing down from the open vent high above. He is wearing a shirt, pants, and a hat that is somewhat too large for his head.]]
/ plank: QUICK! i NEED EMERGENCY PANTS... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060509.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[The infiltration teams are making their way through the alien holding cell. They are surrounded by hibernating extraterrestrials. Ki is short enough that she can't see over their heads.]]
/ Sharon: Ya know, tiptoeing through a sea of aliens is just a LITTLE bit creepy...
/ Ki: Try it from MY perspective. / Fooker:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060510.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Pi: Just give the secret knock and wait.
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060511.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Alternate Trudy: Thank you, Sharon, I knew you'd do the right thing.
/ Alternate Sharon: S-sister. / Alternate Trudy: I'm sure most of you will recognize our inside contact. She's been helping the Greys slide in and out for months now. / Alternate Trudy: She also had a bit of a crush on General Barker,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060512.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Sharon talking to Alternate Universe Sharon]]
/ Sharon: You... work for Emperor Nick?
/ Alternate Universe Sharon: EVERYONE works for the emperor if they want to EAT.. But I help where I can. / [[Ki talking to Alternate Universe Sharon]]
/ Ki: So I bet you're one of the emperor's top computer wizards.
/ Alternate... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060513.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Nega-Trudy: This is where we part ways. We've fed maps of the detention area into your PDAs. They outline the safest route to where we THINK your friend is being held. Hurry there and back ASAP. / Nega-Trudy: Pi and Planck will wait here to help you return to the sewers. If you run into any resistance,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060514.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Palace Security Center. Sharon 2's face has appeared on a communication screen.]]
/ Sharon 2: Trudy and her rebels will c-create a d-diversion, while the d-doubles will try to f-free their Nick.
/ General: You've done the right thing, Murphy. / General: I will make sure you are rewarded. In fact,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060515.html |
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