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General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Nick squints as the VR helmet is removed]] / Nega-Nick (off-panel): Carefull now. you haven't used your physical eyes for a few hours now. They need to adjust to the light. / [[The next panel shows Dr. Sehgal is writing on a clipboard as Nick looks on]] / Nega-Nick (off-panel): Allow me to introduce... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060316.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	Nick: So I was right. When I entered the mutex, it took me to an alternate universe. You are me, I suppose. / Alter-Nick: Or you ar me. Take your pick. / Alter-Nick: I apologize for the deception. It was not my first choice for contacting you. But unfortunately, we were given few alternatives. / Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060317.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	Nick 2: The freshest fruits, meats, veggies, and cheese, from all over the world. No need to be cautious; I assure you they haven't been poisoned. / Nick: Of course not... / Nick: You went to a lot of trouble to bring me here alive. Killing be would be counterproductive. / Nick 2: Very perceptive. / Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060318.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Nega-Nick steps onto the balcony, followed by a distrustful Nick]] / Nega-Nick: Step onto the balcony, Nick. I want to show you something... / [[Nega-Nick shows Nick the view from the balcony, revealing a near ruined city. No buildings appear to have come away unscathed from what has happened to... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060319.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	Alter-Nick: It was shortly after I created my version of what you call the Mutex that I learned I could peer into other realities. It wasn't long until I stumbled upon your universe. / Alter-Nick: I watched you carefully, as you seemed to have the same inventor's gene I had. Only more advanced. When... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060320.html

General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	Nega-Nick: Alas, try as I might, I could never duplicate your device. Some small aspect has eluded me. So I knew I had to find a way to contact you. / Nega-Nick: I discovered that although I lacked the power to completely transfer matter to another universe, I _did_ have enough to create a sort of... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060321.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Panel 1: Nick and Otherworld-Nick walk along a dark corridor]] / Nick: Where are we now? This almost looks like a prison... / Otherworld-Nick: It is, of sorts. This is where we interrogate our prisoners. / [[Panel 2: In the foreground, Alan Sedgewikki's alternate counterpart with a buzzed-looking... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060322.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	Nick: You seem to be in a serious dilemma. Your enemies indeed seem powerful, and I'm sure I can be very helpful to you in defeating them. / EvilNick: Excellent! / Nick: Except... / Nick: Your story doesn't seem to add up. Here we are, in an opulent palace, with fine food and expensive artful trappings,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060323.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	Nick 2: You make dangerous claims, sir, with very little evidence to back them up. / Nick: And YOU have very little evidence yourself, Ming the Merciless. I need PROOF. / Nick 2: FINE. I've wasted too much time playing YOUR game. Now we play it MY way. Observe. [[Hits a button, and a panel opens.]] / [[Nick... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060324.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	Nick 2: Let's see, what sounds interesting? Make her feel like she's freezing to death? Being burned alive? / Nick: You'll torture your own girlfriend to make me help you? / Nick 2: Please. Ki may have shared my bed, but she knows her place. EVERYONE who serves me is expendable. Besides, you... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060325.html

General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Trudy sneaking off, Maddie following.]] / Maddie: Slipping out for a midnight snack, Ms. Trueheart? / Maddie: Or should I say "mid-day." This flipped day/night cycle is still playing with my senses... / Trudy: A-Agent #12. Actually, yes. I was getting a little hungry... / Trudy: Why are you awake?... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060326.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	Agent #12: So you knew "your" version of me. I suppose she became some sort of sociopathic anarchist... / Trudy 2: Quite on the contrary. You are a lot like her. / Trudy 2: As I tried to explain, not everything here is a mirror of your world. Our Maddie O'Hara was a just, noble person and a faithful... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060327.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	Agent #12: Special bond? What d-- / Trudy 2: But that must wait until later. For now, I'd like a moment alone by myself, so to speak. / Agent #12: It's not a good sign of sanity to get caught talking to yourself. / Trudy 2: Very witty, Maddie. But I need to talk to Trudy in private. If you'll... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060328.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Agent #12, "Maddie", sits in the background quietly observing.]] / Trudy 2: Trudy, I may not know everything that's happened to you since you joined GPF, but I know most of it. I also know the struggle you've been through these past three years. / Trudy 2: While SOME people may not believe you,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060329.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	Trudy 2: Like you, I grew up rich and spoiled. My family was broken too, and I didn't have the love and nurturing I craved. Then, the dark voices came, spurring me toward selfish, greedy goals. / [[Trudy 2 bows her head in shame.]] / Trudy 2: Then my mother, in her own change of heart, told me of... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060330.html

General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	Trudy: You... You KNOW where my sister is? / Agent #12: Wait a minute... Trueheart has a SISTER? / [[Sharon enters, rubbing her eyes.]] / Sharon: Who's making all the racket? I don't care if I get any sleep, but KI really needs it. So can you guys hold it down a little? / Trudy 2: My apologies,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060331.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	Sharon and Maddie: S-SISTER?! / [[Trudy, nega-trudy, Sharon, and Maddie all stare at each other]] / Sharon: [[whispering]] So...which one of us is she pointing at? / Maddie: [[whispering]] You. It's obviously you. / / Sharon: [[whispering]] No... it was a broad motion, but it started towards you... / Maddie:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060401.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	Sharon: Hold on now! I was adopted! So I CAN'T be Trudy's sister! / Agent #12: [[pointing at Sharon]] Bad news, Murphy... / Agent #12: So was I, and she just said Trueheart's sister was given up for adoption. That makes us BOTH potential candidates. / Sharon: We'll see about that. I happen to... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060402.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Both Trudy and Sharon are in shock.]] / Trudy 2: Trudy, Sharon is your baby sister. MY mother gave up Sharon out of necessity but later regretted that decision. I can only imagine why your mother gave her up. / Trudy: She... didn't want her. Another mouth to feed, another inheritor to chase after... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060403.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Sharon is running, with her teeth gritted in rage and tears pouring from her eyes. Fooker, with his eyes half closed and scratching his stomach, enters from a doorway.]] / [[Sharon collides with Fooker. Fooker looks awake and startled.]] / Fooker: Whoa, there, sexy lady! Where's the firewall? / Sharon:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060404.html

General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Trudy reaches out to follow Sharon; Trudy 2 holds her back.]] / Trudy 2: Let her go for now, Trudy. That was a big shock for you, but a bigger one for her. You'll have time to talk later tonight. / Trudy 2: Right now, I want to finish OUR conversation. There's a reason I insisted that you come... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060405.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	Agent #12: You were right, Trudy. Er.. I mean you. The "other" Trudy. None of this was anything I particularly wanted to hear, but I will add this, to "my" Trudy:... / Agent #12: I am effectively a law enforcement officer. I seek out those who commit crimes and see to it that they are brought to justice.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060406.html
GPF Archive: Friday, April 7, 2006	[[A door into a dark room is slightly open, letting light shine in. Persephone pokes her head around the door.]] / Persephone (thinking): Sharon, Trudy, and Agent #12 are gone... I wonder if they went looking for food. I'm hungry too. This is a sewer, so I'm sure I can find something. / [[Persephone... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060407.html
GPF Archive: Friday, April 7, 2006	[[A door into a dark room is slightly open, letting light shine in. Persephone pokes her head around the door.]] / Persephone (thinking): Sharon, Trudy, and Agent #12 are gone... I wonder if they went looking for food. I'm hungry too. This is a sewer, so I'm sure I can find something. / [[Persephone... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060407.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Pi and Planck are playing cards.]] / Planck: Pi, I know what you're going to say, but what if they're RIGHT? What if alternate universes really exist? What if-- / Pi: For Zolon's sake... / Pi: Planck, I don't know how they produced these clones, but you KNOW this "alternate universe" garbage is... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060408.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	Persephone: [[scrambled against the wall]] (thought) I feel so... groggy. Like I've lost control of my cytoplasm. Whatever they shot me with is playing with my senses... but it's wearing off... / [[Pi and Planck are talking.]] / Persephone: (thought) I can't understand them. I think they're talking... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060410.html

General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	Butch Kilgore 2: [[entering]] Pi? Planck? Have you guys seen Nefu's diagnostic equipment? Hello? / Butch 2: What the...? / [[Pi and Planck are frozen. Planck is standing in shock, Pi is diving towards something behind Planck on the floor. Pi's hat is frozen in mid-air.]] / Butch 2: Ah... Don't... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060411.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	Evil Nick: Somehow I knew I'd find you down here... / Evil Ki: My Lord... / Evil Nick: How is our new tinkerer's progress? / Evil Ki: Faster than you anticipated. He's already fixed several of your mistakes. / Evil Nick: Considering trading me in for the newer model, my dear? / Evil Ki: You know I would... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060412.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	Nick 2: [[smiling]] How icily formal we are today. Still holding a grudge about that brief session in the torture chamber? / Ki 2: I know you were trying to convince him I was his version of me. / Nick 2: [[puts his finger under Ki 2's chin, smiling]] And yet you never seemed to complain about... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060413.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[Nick 2 walks away. Ki 2 is turned toward the window, still glaring.]] / [[Ki 2 watches as Nick works on the Velociraptor. His back is to the window, and he is sweating and glaring in concentration.]] / [[Her hand pressed against the glass, Ki 2 watches Nick with sympathy as he sits back and wipes... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060414.html
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip	[[No text. Evil Nick walking, in profile and silhouette.]] / [[Evil Nick in full face, looking startled]] / Voice from Shadow (character unidentified): Having domestic problems, your Lordship? No longer King of your castle? / [Evil Nick turning towards voice]] / Evil Nick: Oh. It's you. You picked... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060415.html

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