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| GPF Archive: Friday, December 16, 2005 | Trish? Are you in here?
/ GAH! / What are you doing in here?
/ Hey! That's my PDA! How did you get that?
/ I-it's not what it looks like! / I'll bet it's not! What was she doing, Nick?
/ She was using the remote satellite access to tunnel into my home network. The link is still active... / She was trying... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051216.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, December 17, 2005 | All right, Trish! I know you've ben lying to us! That whole "schizoprenia" bit was just a ruse. Why were you trying to access the Mutex? Where did you learn about it? / You fools! You have no idea what power you possess! Once my master obtains your secret, nothing can stop him from-- / VVMP / Oookay...... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051217.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, December 18, 2005 | [[A gaunt Trish is hooked up to the MUTEX and what appears to be life support]]
/ Shadowy figure 1: Remove her from the apparatus.
/ Shadowy figure 2: Yes, my Lord. / Shadowy figure 2: Bear in mind that she is very weak. Effectively, she has not used this body for months. Atrophy has claimed much of... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051218.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, December 19, 2005 | [[Two Shadowy Figures in a badly lit setting]]
/ Figure 1:Was executing Marshall really neccessary, my liege? Training her was an expensive and time consuming process.
/ Figure 2:Then apparently we didn't spend nearly enough. / Figure 2: In fact, I should question _your_ effectiveness, General. She was... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051219.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 20, 2005 | Fooker: Well, we've looked everywhere, and there's still no sign of Trish.
/ Ki: I don't know which is worse: Trish mysteriously vanishing, or that I'm down another bridesmaid. / Patty: Ki, um... I've thought this over, and against my better judgement, I'll fill in. Of course, that means I'll be praying... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051220.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 21, 2005 | [[Fooker and Nick are walking up the stairs outside Nick's apartment, Dexter is standing by the car at the foot of the stairs.]]
/ Fooker: Hooboy! 3 AM! Bet that's the latest you're ever gotten home, eh, nick?
/ Nick: Heh, well, the latest in a long while. / Fooker: I'm bettin' there'll be folks kickin'... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051221.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, December 22, 2005 | < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051222.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, December 23, 2005 | [[Nick looks at Ki, who is dressed in lingerie]]
/ Nick: UM, THIS IS A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT LOOK FOR YOU...
/ Ki: LIKE IT? I'VE BEEN READY TO /BUST/, WAITING TO SHOW IT TO YOU. / Nick: WELL, WE ONLY HAVE A FEW MORE HOURS UNTIL THE WEDDING, THEN WE'RE OFF ON OUR HONEYMOON. ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051223.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, December 24, 2005 | [[Nick pushes Ki back and looks stern]]
/ Nick: Hold on, now. We made a promise to each other to wait until after we were married. We've waited this long, we can wait a few more hours. / [[Ki winks at Nick as she reaches for something]]
/ Ki: Easy, tiger. We can keep playing tease if you want. But I've... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051224.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, December 25, 2005 | [[Nick has the Mutex helmet on, Ki has a remote in her hand.]]
/ Nick: Are you sure about this? The mutex isn't so much of a virtual reality machine anymore. The evidence points to it being an interdimensional transport now. / [[Ki is stroking Nick's chin.]]
/ Ki: Relax! I did a little configuring, and... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051225.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, December 26, 2005 | [[Yoshi fiddles with a bit of machinery]]
/ Yoshi: CRAP... I SCREWED IT UP AGAIN. DANG IT, YOSHI... WHY ARE YOU STILL DOING THIS? / [[Yoshi inspects a wrench]]
/ IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVEN'T LIED TO MOM AND DAD BEFORE. THAT "SENIOR PROJECT" WAS TURNED IN WEEKS AGO. YOU JUST WANTED TIME ALONE TO WORK ON THIS... / [[Yoshi... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051226.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 27, 2005 | Yoshi: http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051227.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 28, 2005 | [[Smirking at his assembled computer network]] Yoshi: Heh... this is wicked! I've never seen code that complex compile so quickly! I've got my own juiced up server farm! Who needs Cray? / [[Walking away from the network]] Yoshi: Okay, so Nick's VR code compiles. Big whoop. I've got my old software... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051228.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, December 29, 2005 | Yoshi: There. A football helmet, a video camera, a bunch of spare computer parts, and a mile of firewire cable, and I've duplicated Nick's VR gear. At least, I think. / < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051229.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, December 30, 2005 | Yoshi: ACK! My hair's on Fire! Get it off! / < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051230.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, December 31, 2005 | Yoshi: All digits and limbs accounted for, hair just smoldering . . . I seem to be okay . . .
/ Yoshi: "W-Who's there?" / Yoshi: "By Larry Wall's root password . . . / Yoshi: "T-Trudy?" / {{END CHAPTER ONE}} http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20051231.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, January 1, 2006 (To Thine Own Self...: Chapter Two) | [[TO THINE OWN SELF...: CHAPTER TWO]]
/ Ki: GAH! I AM RUNNING _SO_ LATE! SHARON, ONE OF THESE DAYS. I'M GOING TO GET YOU BACK FOR KEEPING ME OUT LAST NIGHT! / Sharon: JUST THINK OF IT AS PREPARATION FOR TONIGHT. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'LL BE GETTING ANY SLEEP...
/ Ki: POOR NICK IS GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT. I'LL... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060101.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, January 2, 2006 | Tim: Okay, last minute A/V checks all pass. We are making the final rounds. How are things going here?
/ Dexter: A-Okay / Scott: Everyone is accounted for exept master Nicholas. Have any of you seen him?
/ Dwayne: Not since the bachelor party. / Dexter: That's odd... He's not answering his phone. Maybe... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060102.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, January 3, 2006 | Fooker: [[Speaking with Scott and Tim]] "I'll keep trying to reach Nick. You guys go check on the girls. And, um, no mentioning the AWOL Groom, Okay?"
/ Scott: "Got it." / Scott: [[Walking with Tim]] "I hope Master Nicholas has not been held tardy by unforeseen circumstances..."
/ Tim: [[Looking at Patty... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060103.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 4, 2006 | Scott: Pardon my instrusion, milady. I was sent by Master Barker to inquire as to progress of the bridal preperations. / Sharon: Well, fortunately, everyone is dressed now. We're just putting the finishing touches on Ki. We should be ready in a few more minutes. / Scott: Whoa... / Sharon: That's... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060104.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, January 5, 2006 | Tim: Hey, Patty! That gown is very flattering on you! Is everyone set? We've got about an hour. / [[Tim walks up to Patty, who's startled]]
/ Tim: Patty, are you okay?
/ Patty: AH! WHA-? WHO?! / Tim: I'm sorry, didn't mean to startle you. It's just you were out here, while all the other girls are--
/ Patty:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060105.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Patty (thinking): I do NOT cry. I am INCAPABLE of crying. I am NOT going to let this affect me. I'm here to help, not wallow in my past. / Patty (thinking): I need to get some fresh air, some sort of outlet. Got to get my mind off of all this so I can concentrate...
/ [[Dexter bursts out of a nearby... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060106.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Dwayne: Have you been able to reach Nick yet?
/ Fooker: Nope. Just to make sure, I'm gonna run by his apartment. Be back in a few. / Sydney: Daddy! How do me an' Perseffome look?
/ Dwayne: Very pretty! The best flower girls ever! / Persephone: Mr. Duncan, you should see Ki! She's absolutely gorgeous!... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060107.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[ Ki, dressed for her wedding, looks at herself in a mirror; Sharon stands behind her, smiling. ]] / Ki: Well... How do I look? / Sharon: Absolutely gorgeous. Nick is going to be falling all over himself when he sees you.
/ Ki: He better not. I'll need him to keep _me_ steady. / Sharon: Getting... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060108.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Dwayne stands with his wife Nicole and their daughter Sydney; Dwayne is in a tux, Nicole in a bridesmaid's dress, and Sydney in a flower girl's dress. Tim comes up to them.]]
/ Tim: People are starting to show up. I thought Ki's brother was going to help be an usher.
/ Dwayne: He is. Has he not... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060109.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, January 10, 2006 | [[Dwayne, Nicole, Scott, Dexter, and Patty are in a discussion]]
/ Dwayne: We can function without Yoshi. But not without a groom. Has anyone heard from Fooker yet?
/ Dexter: Nope. I'll give him a ring. / [[Sharon peeks out from the bridal changing room]]
/ Sharon: We're all set. How's everything else?
/ Nicole:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060110.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[ Fooker enters the room. Dwayne, Scott, Dexter, and Patty look at him. ]]
/ Dwayne: What do you mean by "Don't bother?" Where's Nick?
/ Fooker: He's not coming. / Scott: Not coming? It's his wedding day!
/ Patty: Where is he? Did he leave that note?
/ Dexter: Should we tell Ki? / [[ Ki enters the... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060111.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[We are shown the typewritten letter]] My dearest Ki, It is with a heavy heart that I write this. While I love you with every fiber of my being, I'm afraid I can't go through with the wedding. It's too complicated to explain in such a simple letter, but I must leave now. I don't know when I'll be back,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060112.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Dwayne: Do you REALLY think Nick has somehow been abducted?
/ Ki: Do you REALLY think the Nick we all know ould leave me at the alter? / Fooker: It does look like his signature, though. A little handwriting analysis could answer that for sure.
/ Sharon: Was there any other evidence? / Fooker: His... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060113.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Fooker, Ki and Dwayne are discussing what should be done about the wedding]]
/ Dwayne: Patty's right. We can't just leave all those guests waiting. I'll inform the parents, then come up with some way to break the news.
/ Ki: Thanks, Dwayne. / Ki: Fooker, can you reach some of your "contacts" who might... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20060114.html |
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