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GPF Archive: Friday, December 16, 2005 Trish? Are you in here? / GAH! / What are you doing in here? / Hey! That's my PDA! How did you get that? / I-it's not what it looks like! / I'll bet it's not! What was she doing, Nick? / She was using the remote satellite access to tunnel into my home network. The link is still active... / She was trying...
GPF Archive: Saturday, December 17, 2005 All right, Trish! I know you've ben lying to us! That whole "schizoprenia" bit was just a ruse. Why were you trying to access the Mutex? Where did you learn about it? / You fools! You have no idea what power you possess! Once my master obtains your secret, nothing can stop him from-- / VVMP / Oookay......
GPF Archive: Sunday, December 18, 2005 [[A gaunt Trish is hooked up to the MUTEX and what appears to be life support]] / Shadowy figure 1: Remove her from the apparatus. / Shadowy figure 2: Yes, my Lord. / Shadowy figure 2: Bear in mind that she is very weak. Effectively, she has not used this body for months. Atrophy has claimed much of...
GPF Archive: Monday, December 19, 2005 [[Two Shadowy Figures in a badly lit setting]] / Figure 1:Was executing Marshall really neccessary, my liege? Training her was an expensive and time consuming process. / Figure 2:Then apparently we didn't spend nearly enough. / Figure 2: In fact, I should question _your_ effectiveness, General. She was...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 20, 2005 Fooker: Well, we've looked everywhere, and there's still no sign of Trish. / Ki: I don't know which is worse: Trish mysteriously vanishing, or that I'm down another bridesmaid. / Patty: Ki, um... I've thought this over, and against my better judgement, I'll fill in. Of course, that means I'll be praying...
 
GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 21, 2005 [[Fooker and Nick are walking up the stairs outside Nick's apartment, Dexter is standing by the car at the foot of the stairs.]] / Fooker: Hooboy! 3 AM! Bet that's the latest you're ever gotten home, eh, nick? / Nick: Heh, well, the latest in a long while. / Fooker: I'm bettin' there'll be folks kickin'...
GPF Archive: Thursday, December 22, 2005 <> / [[Nick is closing the door to his apartment]] / Nick: Hello? Who's there? / [[Nick is making his way throiugh the house, to where "Ki's" voice is coming from]] / Suspicious Ki: Just me, handsome... / Nick: Ki? What are you doing here? I thought Sharon had you out in your bachelorette...
GPF Archive: Friday, December 23, 2005 [[Nick looks at Ki, who is dressed in lingerie]] / Nick: UM, THIS IS A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT LOOK FOR YOU... / Ki: LIKE IT? I'VE BEEN READY TO /BUST/, WAITING TO SHOW IT TO YOU. / Nick: WELL, WE ONLY HAVE A FEW MORE HOURS UNTIL THE WEDDING, THEN WE'RE OFF ON OUR HONEYMOON. ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO...
GPF Archive: Saturday, December 24, 2005 [[Nick pushes Ki back and looks stern]] / Nick: Hold on, now. We made a promise to each other to wait until after we were married. We've waited this long, we can wait a few more hours. / [[Ki winks at Nick as she reaches for something]] / Ki: Easy, tiger. We can keep playing tease if you want. But I've...
GPF Archive: Sunday, December 25, 2005 [[Nick has the Mutex helmet on, Ki has a remote in her hand.]] / Nick: Are you sure about this? The mutex isn't so much of a virtual reality machine anymore. The evidence points to it being an interdimensional transport now. / [[Ki is stroking Nick's chin.]] / Ki: Relax! I did a little configuring, and...
 
GPF Archive: Monday, December 26, 2005 [[Yoshi fiddles with a bit of machinery]] / Yoshi: CRAP... I SCREWED IT UP AGAIN. DANG IT, YOSHI... WHY ARE YOU STILL DOING THIS? / [[Yoshi inspects a wrench]] / IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVEN'T LIED TO MOM AND DAD BEFORE. THAT "SENIOR PROJECT" WAS TURNED IN WEEKS AGO. YOU JUST WANTED TIME ALONE TO WORK ON THIS... / [[Yoshi...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 27, 2005 Yoshi: But *IF* it's a power source, what am I going to use the juice *for?* I suppose I could toast some bread in a few nanoseconds... / Yoshi: Wait a minute... I've got all those old computers lying around that the college "donated" to my project. Dad freaked at the electric bill the...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 28, 2005 [[Smirking at his assembled computer network]] Yoshi: Heh... this is wicked! I've never seen code that complex compile so quickly! I've got my own juiced up server farm! Who needs Cray? / [[Walking away from the network]] Yoshi: Okay, so Nick's VR code compiles. Big whoop. I've got my old software...
GPF Archive: Thursday, December 29, 2005 Yoshi: There. A football helmet, a video camera, a bunch of spare computer parts, and a mile of firewire cable, and I've duplicated Nick's VR gear. At least, I think. / <><><><> / Yoshi: Blast. The alarm. I've already hacked the airline's database twice to push back my flight....
GPF Archive: Friday, December 30, 2005 Yoshi: ACK! My hair's on Fire! Get it off! / <> / Yoshi: Oh Crap! Oh Crap! Oh Crap! I'm going to burn the house down! Dad's gonna kill me! / [[Surprised expresion on Yoshi's face]] / Off shot: NGH...
 
GPF Archive: Saturday, December 31, 2005 Yoshi: All digits and limbs accounted for, hair just smoldering . . . I seem to be okay . . . / Yoshi: "W-Who's there?" / Yoshi: "By Larry Wall's root password . . . / Yoshi: "T-Trudy?" / {{END CHAPTER ONE}}
GPF Archive: Sunday, January 1, 2006 (To Thine Own Self...: Chapter Two) [[TO THINE OWN SELF...: CHAPTER TWO]] / Ki: GAH! I AM RUNNING _SO_ LATE! SHARON, ONE OF THESE DAYS. I'M GOING TO GET YOU BACK FOR KEEPING ME OUT LAST NIGHT! / Sharon: JUST THINK OF IT AS PREPARATION FOR TONIGHT. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'LL BE GETTING ANY SLEEP... / Ki: POOR NICK IS GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT. I'LL...
GPF Archive: Monday, January 2, 2006 Tim: Okay, last minute A/V checks all pass. We are making the final rounds. How are things going here? / Dexter: A-Okay / Scott: Everyone is accounted for exept master Nicholas. Have any of you seen him? / Dwayne: Not since the bachelor party. / Dexter: That's odd... He's not answering his phone. Maybe...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, January 3, 2006 Fooker: [[Speaking with Scott and Tim]] "I'll keep trying to reach Nick. You guys go check on the girls. And, um, no mentioning the AWOL Groom, Okay?" / Scott: "Got it." / Scott: [[Walking with Tim]] "I hope Master Nicholas has not been held tardy by unforeseen circumstances..." / Tim: [[Looking at Patty...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 4, 2006 Scott: Pardon my instrusion, milady. I was sent by Master Barker to inquire as to progress of the bridal preperations. / Sharon: Well, fortunately, everyone is dressed now. We're just putting the finishing touches on Ki. We should be ready in a few more minutes. / Scott: Whoa... / Sharon: That's...
 
GPF Archive: Thursday, January 5, 2006 Tim: Hey, Patty! That gown is very flattering on you! Is everyone set? We've got about an hour. / [[Tim walks up to Patty, who's startled]] / Tim: Patty, are you okay? / Patty: AH! WHA-? WHO?! / Tim: I'm sorry, didn't mean to startle you. It's just you were out here, while all the other girls are-- / Patty:...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip Patty (thinking): I do NOT cry. I am INCAPABLE of crying. I am NOT going to let this affect me. I'm here to help, not wallow in my past. / Patty (thinking): I need to get some fresh air, some sort of outlet. Got to get my mind off of all this so I can concentrate... / [[Dexter bursts out of a nearby...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip Dwayne: Have you been able to reach Nick yet? / Fooker: Nope. Just to make sure, I'm gonna run by his apartment. Be back in a few. / Sydney: Daddy! How do me an' Perseffome look? / Dwayne: Very pretty! The best flower girls ever! / Persephone: Mr. Duncan, you should see Ki! She's absolutely gorgeous!...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[ Ki, dressed for her wedding, looks at herself in a mirror; Sharon stands behind her, smiling. ]] / Ki: Well... How do I look? / Sharon: Absolutely gorgeous. Nick is going to be falling all over himself when he sees you. / Ki: He better not. I'll need him to keep _me_ steady. / Sharon: Getting...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[Dwayne stands with his wife Nicole and their daughter Sydney; Dwayne is in a tux, Nicole in a bridesmaid's dress, and Sydney in a flower girl's dress. Tim comes up to them.]] / Tim: People are starting to show up. I thought Ki's brother was going to help be an usher. / Dwayne: He is. Has he not...
 
GPF Archive: Tuesday, January 10, 2006 [[Dwayne, Nicole, Scott, Dexter, and Patty are in a discussion]] / Dwayne: We can function without Yoshi. But not without a groom. Has anyone heard from Fooker yet? / Dexter: Nope. I'll give him a ring. / [[Sharon peeks out from the bridal changing room]] / Sharon: We're all set. How's everything else? / Nicole:...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[ Fooker enters the room. Dwayne, Scott, Dexter, and Patty look at him. ]] / Dwayne: What do you mean by "Don't bother?" Where's Nick? / Fooker: He's not coming. / Scott: Not coming? It's his wedding day! / Patty: Where is he? Did he leave that note? / Dexter: Should we tell Ki? / [[ Ki enters the...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[We are shown the typewritten letter]] My dearest Ki, It is with a heavy heart that I write this. While I love you with every fiber of my being, I'm afraid I can't go through with the wedding. It's too complicated to explain in such a simple letter, but I must leave now. I don't know when I'll be back,...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip Dwayne: Do you REALLY think Nick has somehow been abducted? / Ki: Do you REALLY think the Nick we all know ould leave me at the alter? / Fooker: It does look like his signature, though. A little handwriting analysis could answer that for sure. / Sharon: Was there any other evidence? / Fooker: His...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[Fooker, Ki and Dwayne are discussing what should be done about the wedding]] / Dwayne: Patty's right. We can't just leave all those guests waiting. I'll inform the parents, then come up with some way to break the news. / Ki: Thanks, Dwayne. / Ki: Fooker, can you reach some of your "contacts" who might...
 

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