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| GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 21, 2004 | [[Sharon walks with Fooker, explaining the situation]]
/ Sharon: Ever since Trent set up that open Wi-Fi hotspot last year, those three have been riding my case.
/ Fooker: They're not worth it, red. / [[Sharon is hit from behind by a snowball]]
/ Fooker: They're three bullied nerds who grew up and want... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20041221.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 22, 2004 | [[Sharon is hit by a snowball]]
/ Fluel (off-panel): Don't let spyware FREEZE your systems, "Smurphy!"
/ Sharon: THAT'S IT! / Sharon (gathering snow): I'm gonna let those three eat their own ice puns!
/ Fooker: Sharon, we're practically inside. Let them go and we'll get some coffee to warm up. / Sharon:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20041222.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, December 23, 2004 | [[Sharon and Fooker are outside the GPF building with the other sysadmins]]
/ Fooker: C'mon, Sharon. We've had enough of this.
/ Sharon: I am not backing down, Fooker!
/ Fleuel: Fooker?! / Fleuel: You're not the Fooker? The legend Fooker, from all the sys admin news groups and mailing lists?
/ Patel:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20041223.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, December 24, 2004 | [[Fooker, Sharon, and the other sys admins are outside the GPF building]]
/ Fooker: What kernel I run is none of your concern.
/ Fleuel: Well, if that's not an admission, I don't know what is. / Sato: Ooh! Ooh! I'll bet he doesn't run Linux, or even Unix, at all! He looks like an XP Home newbie to... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20041224.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, December 25, 2004 | [[Sharon and Fooker are in a snowball fight with the other sys admins]]
/ Fooker: Get behind that hedge! I'll cover for you! / Sharon: I'd expect you to have pretty good aim, but I didn't expect it with snowballs.
/ Fooker: Eh. I was starting pitcher on the UGA softball team. We always creamed the... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20041225.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, December 26, 2004 | [[Sharon throws a snowball as another whizzes by her. Fooker sneaks off to the side]] / [[Fooker darts near a window]] / [[Fooker crawls beneath the front of a coffee shop, as a patron looks down at him]] / [[Fooker approaches Fleuel, Patel, and Sato from behind / [[Fooker grins and readies a snowball.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20041226.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, December 27, 2004 | [[A snowball splashes down near Patel, who is shocked]] / [[Patel dives and cups his hands around the snowball]]
/ Patel: Make haste, my friends! I'll throw myself upon it! My sacrifice will give you time to escape! / [[A snowball descends from above as Patel curls up. Sato looks to Fleuel]] / [[Sato... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20041227.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 28, 2004 | [[Sato grabs Patel by the front of his shirt]]
/ Sato: Get up, man! It's a snowball, not a hand grenade!
/ Patel: Ice expands! Could it not do so forcibly! / [[Patel and Sato are struck in the faces by snowballs]]
/ http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20041228.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 29, 2004 | [[Fooker throws a snowball past Fleuel]] / [[Fleuel strikes Fooker in the face with a snowball, knocking his glasses off. Sharon watches him from her original position]] / [[Sharon reaches Fooker, who has snow on his face, as Fleuel runs off]]
/ Sharon: Fooker! Are you okay?
/ Fooker: Sharon, my love...... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20041229.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, December 30, 2004 | [[Sharon stands over a fallen Fooker and has two snowballs in her hands]]
/ Sharon: All right, Fleuel! It's just between you and me! I _know_ who the ringleader of your little clique is. / [[Fleuel stands with two more snowballs]]
/ Fleuel: Bring it on, "SMurphy" / [[Fleuel throws a snowball, falling... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20041230.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, December 31, 2004 | [[Fleuel just misses Sharon with a snowball; both are standing under a snow-covered awning]] / [[Sharon strikes Fleuel in the chest with her snowball]]
/ Sharon: HA!
/ http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20041231.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, January 1, 2005 | [[Patel starts to get up as Sato is slumped agaisnt the hedges. Fooker lies in the snow, and Sharon and Fleuel are both buried. Nick and Ki look out the meeting room's window as Trent, Dexter, and Dwayne are seated.]]
/ Nick: Well, it looks like the battle is finally over...
/ Ki: And in a draw, no less.
/ Trent... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050101.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, January 2, 2005 | [[Nicole Duncan is in an elevator]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050102.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, January 3, 2005 | [[Nicole and Mercedes get off the elevator]]
/ Mercedes: Good morning, Mr. Sedgewikki.
/ Alan: Hello, Ms. de la Croix. / Nicole: Put your tongue back in your mouth, Alan. You're drooling worse than a St. Bernard.
/ Alan: Good morning to you too, Mrs. Duncan. / Nicole: Honestly, I don't see why men chase... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050103.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, January 4, 2005 | [[Alan Sedgewikki and Nicole Duncan are in a cafeteria line. They are dressed professionally.]]
/ Alan: Rumor around the courthouse has you defending a big libel case soon.
/ Nicole: Unfortunately, it's all true. / Alan: And the part about the defendant being rather... unusual?
/ Nicole: You know I can't... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050104.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 5, 2005 | Alan Sedgewikki: You mean Mercedes de La Croix is your OPPONENT in that case?
/ Nicole Duncan: Yes! Now look for another table! Fast! / [[Nicole looks around for another table]]
/ Alan Sedgewikki: Man... I wouldn't want to be at the bench next to HER. I hear she's a real hellcat in the courtroom...
/ Nicole... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050105.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 5, 2005 | Alan Sedgewikki: You mean Mercedes de La Croix is your OPPONENT in that case?
/ Nicole Duncan: Yes! Now look for another table! Fast! / [[Nicole looks around for another table]]
/ Alan Sedgewikki: Man... I wouldn't want to be at the bench next to HER. I hear she's a real hellcat in the courtroom...
/ Nicole... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050105.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, January 6, 2005 | [[Nicole is hanging in her chair behind her desk, looking tired. A secretary comes in]]
/ Secretary: Nicole, I know you just got back, but there's a man here to see you.
/ Nicole: Show him in. / [[Fooker comes in, carrying a briefcase]]
/ Fooker: Hey, mrs. D. I brought a little green surpise for you...
/ Nicole:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050106.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, January 7, 2005 | Fred: _Settle_?! After all the stuff Trent has pulled? No way!
/ Mrs. Duncan: Fred, I'm sorry. But I think it's for the best. / Mrs. Duncan: I know you picked me because I was the only lawyer you knew and you could trust, and I'm honored that you think of me that way, but I don't think I'm the right... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050107.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, January 8, 2005 | Fred: What's with the sudden inferiority complex, Nicole? Did she make fun of you in front of everyone in the school cafeteria or something?
/ Nicole: Well... / Fred: You're right. I picked you because I knew you and trusted you. You're also the only chance I've got. Do you think anyone else in this... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050108.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, January 9, 2005 | Nicole: Okay, okay...maybe I'm a sucker for hopeless causes. But I STILL feel like a chihuahua defending a mouse from a tiger.
/ Fred: You remind me more of a pomeranian... / Nicole: Sigh...But that STILL doesn't solidify our defense. We have to clearly establish that your statements in these forum logs... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050109.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, January 10, 2005 | Mrs. Duncan: Fred, I think we can easily dismiss all of these claims, with the exception of the claim of attempted murder. Surely _that's_ what Mercedes will focus on. / Mrs. Duncan: No matter how it's worded, that's stated as _fact_, not an opinion. And unless you can prove that it's _true_...
/ Fred:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050110.html |
| GPF: Tuesday, January 11, 2005 | [[Nicole Duncans office, Nicole, Fred Physarum and Jason "Fooker" Barker is present]]
/ Nicole: Fred, I think you're missing my point. To prove this isn't libel, you have to prove the attempted murder claim is true.
/ Fred: No, I GOT that, and I SAID I can prove it. / Nicole: No, you're not. Murder is... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050111.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 12, 2005 | Fred: So it all comes back to my old "slime mold rights" campaign, doesn't it?
/ Nicole: Not quire. We can use this to our advantage / Nicole: If you're not a "person," then you have no legal identity and thus Trent's lawsuit is pointless. You can't be sued, the case gets dropped, and--
/ Fred: Hold on... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050112.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, January 13, 2005 | Fooker: Ouch, Fred. Um, that was pretty low...
/ Mrs. Duncan: But he still made his point. / Mrs. Duncan: Okay. We have to prove you're a "person" with all the rights associated with that label. Luckily, Mercedes _must_ agree with that assessment, or the entire basis of Trent's lawsuit is moot. / Mrs.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050113.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, January 14, 2005 | [[Nicole Duncans office, Nicole, Fred and Fooker are present]]
/ Nicole: Then our plan is clear. We have two objectives: To prove a slime mold is legally a person, and to prove your murder claim is true. / Nicole: We'll need all the evidence you can find for the latter. The water gun, the bleach, eye... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050114.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, January 15, 2005 | Fred: I _refuse_ to let that crotchety old crackpot poke and prod me, even in the name of defending me from Trent!
/ Fooker: Aw, c'mon, Fred... / Fooker: You're gone to Nick's family's place for Christmas, what, twice now? And Wisebottom hasn't dissected you yet.
/ Fred: No, but he and Nick's mom delight... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050115.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, January 16, 2005 | [[Jason "Fooker" Barker and Nicole Duncan enter Professor Otto Wisebottom's lab. It it trashed. Fooker is carrying a briefcase.]]
/ Otto: Ah, Mrs. Duncan! Jason! It is most pleasant to see you! Do come in, and please don't mind the mess. My partner's last experiment failed... quite violently, I'm afraid. / Fooker:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050116.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, January 17, 2005 | [[Scene description. NOTE: this is a colored strip. Fooker, Nicole, and Fred are sitting in Professor Wisebottom's lab. ]]
/ Professor Wisebottom: Fortunately for you, Fred, your brief stay in our Springfield lab in 2002 produced enough data to eliminate the need for any biological testing.
/ Fred: Swell... / Professor... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050117.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, January 18, 2005 | [[Docter Wisebottom and Fooker are looking at Fred, discussing]]
/ Dr. Wisebottom: While your zoological classification will be of SOME importance to your case, it will be your INTELLIGENCE that will solidify your position.
/ Fred: So how do we prove my sentience? / [[Close-up of Dr. Wisebottom, heaving... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050118.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 19, 2005 | Wisebottom speaking, to Fred: Of course, the very nature of intelligence is still hotly debated. And the IQ test is far from perfect. However, it *is* the most accepted and reliable psychological test, and the typical slime mold shouldn't even register as a blip. / Wisebottom: You, of course, are... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20050119.html |
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