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| GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 22, 2004 | [[Mr. and Mrs. Oshiro are in the dining room. Mrs. Oshiro gets out plates and silverware]]
/ Mr. Oshiro: No silverware.
/ Mrs. Oshiro: ? / [[Nick, Ki, and Yoshi enter the dining room, Mr. Oshiro stands by the chair at the doorway]]
/ Mr. Oshiro: Gaijin, you sit here.
/ Nick: Um, yes sir. / Yoshi: (whispering)... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040922.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, September 23, 2004 | [[Nick, Ki, and the Oshiro family are seated at the dinner table]]
/ Ki: (whispering) I know you can't use chopsticks, so I'll go get you a fork...
/ Nick: (whispering) No, wait. / [[Nick picks up his chopsticks]] / [[Nick picks up food with his chopsticks]] / [[Nick eats with his chopsticks, Mr. Oshiro... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040923.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, September 24, 2004 | [[Nick and Ki carry dirty dishes to the kitchen, where Mrs. Oshiro is standing]]
/ Ki: Since when did you learn to use chopsticks?
/ Nick: Oh, I've been practicing. / Ki: You've done a lot of that lately. I'm impressed.
/ Mrs. Oshiro: As am I. And despite my husband's coldness, I should mention it has... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040924.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, September 25, 2004 | [[Nick and Mrs. Oshiro walk towards the office]]
/ Mrs. Oshito: Let me get you a few blankets...
/ Nick: Where did Yoshi disappear to...? / Mrs. Oshiro: Sigh... the basement. He has been tinkering down there for over a year now, building things. I never go down there, so I don't know exactly what. / [[Yoshi... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040925.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, September 26, 2004 | [[Ki has a hot drink as Nick enters the room she sits in]]
/ Ki: Morning, sweetheart. How did you sleep?
/ Nick: Not well. The futon had no back support. / Nick: Are your folks awake yet?
/ Ki: Mom's fixing breakfast, dad hasn't surfaced yet, and I think Yoshi was up all night in the basement. / Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040926.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, September 27, 2004 | [[Mrs. Oshiro brings Nick and Ki breakfast]]
/ Mrs. Oshiro: I see my husband has awakened. You two appear far too aloof to be in love. / Nick: I'm just not connecting with him. I tried to honor his ancestry, but that's failed miserably.
/ Ki: Maybe you should try to find a common interest with him. / Mrs.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040927.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, September 28, 2004 | [[Nick and Ki prepare to go golfing]]
/ Ki: I can't believe you actually agreed to go golfing with dad...
/ Nick: No one's more surprised than me, Ki. / Nick: But I've got to find some way to bond with him, and maybe joining him in his favorite pastime will help. Maybe seeing how bad I am will give him... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040928.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 29, 2004 | [[Nick, Ki, and Mr. Oshiro are golfing]]
/ Nick: (thinking) Well, here I am, trying to bond with Ki's dad by going golfing. I hope I don't embarrass them too much... / [[Ki tees up]]
/ Mr. Oshiro: Kyoko-san shall go first. / [[Ki hits the ball]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040929.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, September 30, 2004 | [[Nick, Ki, and Mr. Oshiro are golfing]]
/ Nick: (thinking) Okay, so Ki is secretly a golf pro and she apparently learned it from her dad. I am so hosed right now... / Mr. Oshiro: Gaijin, hand me my three wood.
/ Nick: Um, okay. / [[Nick looks through Mr. Oshiro's golf bag]] / [[Nick looks up]]
/ Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040930.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, October 1, 2004 | [[Nick, Ki, and Mr. Oshiro are golfing. Nick is scribbling on his PDA]]
/ Nick: (thinking) Okay... assuming the slope of the green is three degrees, and the angle of the club head is ten degrees... the ball weighs 52 grams... / [[Nick sticks his finger into the air]]
/ Nick: (thinking) Take into account... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20041001.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, October 2, 2004 | [[Nick, Ki, and Mr. Oshiro are golfing]]
/ Ki: Your swing has improved since you bought that new driver, dad.
/ Nick: (thinking) Did I download that new video driver yet? / Mr. Oshiro: Hold the pin, Kyoko.
/ Nick: (thinking) DB-9 and DB-25 are easy, but how many pins are in a PS/2? Ah, 5 in an AT, 6 in... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20041002.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, October 3, 2004 | [[Ki is in the kitchen with her mother]]
/ Mrs. Oshiro: You are back! How did things go?
/ Ki: Pretty bad. Dad was two under par, I was five over, and Nick... was over by an order of magnitude... / Mrs. Oshiro: I meant between father and Nick.
/ Ki: I know, and the results were about the same. They're... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20041003.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, October 4, 2004 | [[Nick and Mr. Oshiro are near the bottom of the stairs]]
/ Nick: Oshiro-sama...
/ Mr. Oshiro: Grrrr... / [[Nick bows]]
/ Nick: I thank you for the honor of sharing this afternoon with Ki and me, as well as for the use of your clubs. Domo arigato gozaimasu. / [[Nick continues to bow]]
/ Nick: I would... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20041004.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, October 5, 2004 | [[Nick and Mr. Oshiro are talking]]
/ Nick: Er, um... excuse me?
/ Mr. Oshiro: You speak of not wasting my time, yet you chatter on like an annoying monkey. / Nick: I'm sorry, sir. I only meant to honor you, not bother you.
/ Mr. Oshiro: Honor me? You call your incessant groveling "honor"? / Mr. Oshiro:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20041005.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 6, 2004 | [[Nick and Mr. Oshiro are talking]]
/ Nick: It wasn't my intention to insult you, sir. I sought to honor your -- and Ki's -- heritage.
/ Mr. Oshiro: Then seek it no further. Keep to what you know, gaijin. / Nick: Very well. I will respect your wishes. It is also with respect that I seek your blessing... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20041006.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, October 7, 2004 | [[Nick and Mr. Oshiro are talking]]
/ Nick: I love Ki, Mr. Oshiro, and I know she loves me. I want to spend the rest of my life making her happy, and to--
/ Mr. Oshiro: No. / Nick: Um... I'm sorry?
/ Mr. Oshiro: You ask my permission to marry my daughter, and I say no. / Nick: But I --
/ Mr. Oshiro: There... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20041007.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, October 8, 2004 | [[Nick and Mr. Oshiro are discussing Nick's desire to marry Ki]]
/ Mr. Oshiro: Always it is you gaijin who pursue my little girl, thinking her some exotic trophy. Stick to your own kind, and you will be better off. / Nick: Ki was never a trophy to me, and she is old enough to make her own decisions.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20041008.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, October 9, 2004 | [[Ki and Mrs. Oshiro are sitting together]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20041009.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, October 10, 2004 | [[Nick, Ki, and Mrs. Oshiro are outside the Oshiro residence]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20041010.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, October 11, 2004 | [[Mrs. Oshiro and Ki are outside the Oshiro residence as Ki walks towards it]]
/ Mrs. Oshiro: Where are you...?
/ Ki: To find out exactly what happened... / [[Ki enters the house to where Mr. Oshiro went on a rampage]]
/ Mr. Oshiro: Is the gaijin gone?
/ Ki: It depends. Are you done throwing your temper... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20041011.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, October 12, 2004 | [[Ki and Mr. Oshiro are talking]]
/ Ki: What's wrong with you? What could Nick have possibly done to upset you?
/ Mr. Oshiro: What has he not done? / Mr. Oshiro: From the moment this gaijin sets foot in this house, he mocks us, parodying us! He takes what little he gleans from cartoons and pretends... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20041012.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 13, 2004 | [[Mr. Oshiro and Ki are talking]]
/ Mr. Oshiro: The gaijin never understand us! All they see is an oddity, a curiosity that makes electronics or ridiculous cartoons! They care nothing about us or our culture! / Ki: Has it ever occurred to you that not all of them are like that? Did you ever stop to... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20041013.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, October 14, 2004 | [[Ki and Mr. Oshiro are talking]]
/ Mr. Oshiro: Then have you forgotten the last gaijin you brought home?
/ Ki: No, I haven't forgotten. Sam was a mistake, and I'm still glad you and mom helped me see that. / Ki: But Nick is not a mistake. He's the perfect man for me, and I want to spend the rest of... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20041014.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, October 15, 2004 | [[Ki, Mr. Oshiro, and Mrs. Oshiro are talking]]
/ Mr. Oshiro: I m-meant the same mistakes we--
/ Mrs. Oshiro: Àiyá. You are still sleeping on the couch tonight. / Ki: My point is that I don't need nakoudo. I don't need someone to find a husband for me. Nick has brought more joy to my life than anyone.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20041015.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, October 16, 2004 | [[Ki, Mr. Oshiro, and Mrs. Oshiro are talking]]
/ Mr. Oshiro: I... have acted shamefully. I have dishonored all of you especially your friend. For that, I must apologize. Domo sumimasen. / [[Ki hugs Mr. Oshiro]]
/ Ki: Dad, don't apologize to me. Apologize to Nick. Why don't you stay here, and mom... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20041016.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, October 17, 2004 | [[Yoshi watches Ki and Mrs. Oshiro leave from the second-story railing]]
/ Yoshi: (thinking) Man, my family is so lame... it's getting to be a regular soap opera around here... / [[Yoshi tosses a small capsule into the air]]
/ Yoshi: (thinking) But I've got my own problems, like a technological mystery... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20041017.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, October 18, 2004 | [[s1r3n and Yoshi are talking in Yoshi's room]]
/ s1r3n: You don't look so happy to see me...
/ Yoshi: I told you in IM. It's a mad house around here right now. Not a good time for a visit. / Yoshi: Besides, I thought you were skipping out of the county with that money we "consolidated"...
/ s1r3n: Hrmph.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20041018.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, October 19, 2004 | [[Yoshi looks at his capsule and talks to s1r3n]]
/ Yoshi: That's a bug?!?
/ s1r3n: Do you remember that "FBI" raid months ago? How "sloppy" they were, missing or ignoring things? / s1r3n: Well, it wasn't the FBI. It's an ultra-covert spy organization, and they are not sloppy. I guarantee everything... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20041019.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 20, 2004 | [[Yoshi and s1r3n are talking, Yoshi has a bug in his hand]]
/ Yoshi: Er, sorry, I guess. I didn't mean to...
/ s1r3n: No sweat, Yoshi. I was the one who was sloppy. Both I and the UGA used you, but at least I'll apologize. / Yoshi: This bug... I found it in the machine I built for you...
/ s1r3n: It's... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20041020.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, October 21, 2004 | [[Yoshi and s1r3n are talking]]
/ Yoshi: So... what are you going to do now?
/ s1r3n: I don't know. Keep running, I guess, until I'm caught... or I'm dead. / Yoshi: I'll help any way I can...
/ s1r3n: No. I've put you in danger too much already. I won't risk your life for one as worthless as mine. / s1r3n:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20041021.html |
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