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GPF Archive: Thursday, June 24, 2004 [[Justin returns to Fooker and Agent #12's hotel room]] / Justin: Maddie? I thought you should know... I wiped Sharon's memories, so she won't remember seeing us. It was hard, but necessary... / [[Agent #12 is sitting on her bed]] / Justin: MI6 gave us a tip that The German may be hitting the Chunnel....
GPF Archive: Friday, June 25, 2004 [[Justin and Agent #12 are in their hotel room]] / Agent #12: So... did you wipe their memories...? / Justin: No. He's my brother, and I just reconnected with him. I refuse to erase that. / [[Justin places the memory wiper on the bed, beside Agent #12]] / Justin: But they're staying next door. They're...
GPF Archive: Saturday, June 26, 2004 [[Ki leans back on her chair to talk to Sharon.]] / Ki: So, Sharon, how was your trip to Paris? / Ki: Sharon? / [[Ki gives chase.]] / Nick: Did you see Sharon? / Ki: She walked past, but didn't say anything. / Nick: How odd. / [[Everyone follows.]] / Dexter: Where's everyone going? / Fred: I thought I saw...
GPF Archive: Sunday, June 27, 2004 {{Beginning of parody of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy". Note: every panel has the word "Bravado" in the lower-right corner.}} / [[A white van approaches on the road.]] / Dwayne: Okay, gang. We've got a very special assignment today... / [[Inside the van is Dwayne (driving), Ki, Nick, Fooker, and Dexter....
GPF Archive: Monday, June 28, 2004 [[Dwayne enters Mitchell's apartment]] / Dwayne: Hey, Mitchell! It's Dwayne! My crew is going to help make over your office in true geek chic! / [[Picture of Dwayne over his name with the words "office design" superimposed]] / [[Dwayne and Mitchell go to Mitchell's desk]] / Mitchell: B-but I don't...
 
GPF Archive: Tuesday, June 29, 2004 [[Fooker looks at Mitchell's computer]] / Fooker: Mitch... / Mitchell: It's Mitchell. / Fooker: Mitch, we gotta ditch this old clunker and get you a screamin' new machine. / [[Picture of Fooker with the text "hardware guru" superimposed]] / [[Nick and Ki find Mitchell's floppies]] / Ki: Oh my gosh! Fooker,...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, June 30, 2004 [[Mitchell looks out his window as Nick walks up to him]] / Nick: Now that Fooker's cleared out the old desktop, let's update your arsenal of portable gadgets. / [[Picture of Nick with the words "personal electronics" superimposed]] / [[Nick pulls out an iPod and a USB key]] / Nick: This flash thumbdrive...
GPF Archive: Thursday, July 1, 2004 [[Ki grabs Mitchell by the arm]] / Ki: While the boys trash and recycle your hardware, let's upgrade your software. That is, your wardrobe. / [[Picture of Ki with the words "geek fashion" superimposed]] / [[Ki takes a close look at Mitchell]] / [[Ki walks away]] / Ki: On second thought, you've already...
GPF Archive: Friday, July 2, 2004 [[Dexter walks up to Mitchell]] / Dexter: No time to rest now, pal! You've got 20 years of geekdom to digest, and I've only got a couple hours to cram it all down your throat! / [[Picture of Dexter with the words "geek culture" superimposed]] / [[Dexter pulls out some DVDs]] / Dexter: Let's see. You've...
GPF Archive: Saturday, July 3, 2004 [[Mitchell approaches the GPF geeks]] / Mitchell: That's it! I don't know who you people are, but get out of my apartment! / [[Mitchell chases them out of his apartment]] / Mitchell: Get out! Get out! Get out! / [[Mitchell closes the door]] / <> / [[Dwayne looks at a piece of paper and Nick...
 
GPF Archive: Sunday, July 4, 2004 [[Sharon is clothes shopping]] / Sharon: (Thinking) You know... It's so wonderful having Fooker back. It feels like life is finally returning to normal... / [[To Sharon's surprise, the article of clothing she just picked up is also being held by none other than Trish]] / Sharon: (Thinking) You know, I...
GPF Archive: Monday, July 5, 2004 [[Nicole, Persephone, Nick and Ki are in the kitchen]] / Nick: Is everything almost ready? / Nicole: Just a few things left to cook and we're done! / [[Dwayne answers the door to let in Fooker and Sharon]] / Dwayne: And here's the man himself! Come on in, Fooker! Welcome home! / Fooker: Sheesh, guys....
GPF Archive: Tuesday, July 6, 2004 Ki: What's going on? / Dexter: Did she just say...? / Nick: Sharon... invited... Trish... / Fooker: Who's Trish? / Dwayne: You don't mean THE Trish, do you? / Sharon: One and the same. I didn't have a choice! She was so pitiful... she wore down my defenses. / Ki: Sharon, you DIDN'T?! / Fooker (angry looking):...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, July 7, 2004 [[Trish looks sheepishly at the others, who stare blankly back at her]] / Trish: Heh... / Trish: Look, I'm... I'm sorry. I'm making everyone feel awkward. That wasn't my intention. Thank you for inviting me, Sharon, but I shouldn't have come... / Nick: Trish, we're the ones who should be sorry. ...
GPF Archive: Thursday, July 8, 2004 Nick: Trish, this is our friend Jason, but everyone calls him Fooker. Fooker, this is Trish. She's... um... new in town. / Fooker: Howdy. / Trish: So your Sharon's boyfriend? The one this party's for? I'm sorry, but I didn't know if I should have gotten you a present. / Fooker: Nah, being home is enough...
 
GPF Archive: Friday, July 9, 2004 Trish: I'm sure Nick and Ki will fill you in on our little escapades later. Hopefully, I've made a better first impression on you than I did with everyone else. Ha ha! / Trish: You know, I actually knew a Barker once, back when I lived in Seattle. He wasn't a relative of yours...? / Fooker: Doubt it....
GPF Archive: Saturday, July 10, 2004 Ki: So what do we want to do after we eat? Play some games? Watch some movies? / Fooker: Movies? Gosh, I don't know what all I've missed. / [[Ki is browsing through Nick's DVD collection.]] / Ki: Well, it's almost been two years, three if you count... um, before you went abroad. Let's look at Nick's DVDs...
GPF Archive: Sunday, July 11, 2004 Trish: Excuse me, but is this the bathroom? / Dwayne: Truth be told, I'm not sure. This is my first time to Nick's apartment. / [[Trish walks into Nick's laboratory]] / Trish: I guess it won't hurt to-- Oh my! Look at all this incredible stuff! / Sharon: Did I just hear Trish say something? / Dexter:...
GPF Archive: Monday, July 12, 2004 Trish: I always wanted to be an inventor, but never had the skill to carry it out. Is this a sub-harmonic alpha wave inducer? / Nick: Er, yeah. / Trish: I knew you were intelligent and creative, but I didn't know you expressed it this way. Ooh! A parabolic neutrino plasma amplifier! / Nick: Um,...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, July 13, 2004 Trish: Is there anything I can do to help? / Nicole: Not really, unless you want to try and help Ki. / [[A rapidly deflating cake dissolves in front of Ki as she scowls]] / Ki: Me and cakes do not mix... / Trish: Can I help? I grew up in a bakery that my parents owned. / Ki: No, thank you, Trish....
 
GPF Archive: Wednesday, July 14, 2004 Trish: I've been so strange to you and Nick. I know. And while I've explained why I acted so oddly, I feel I owe you more, to make it up to you somehow. / Trish: I like you and your friends, and even with all that's happened, you've still been the nicest of anyone I've met in this town, and I want...
GPF Archive: Thursday, July 15, 2004 Persephone: Oh, Nick! Can we finally see Fooker now? We've been dying to see him again! / Nick: Not while Trish is here, Pers, for your safety. / Fred: So I take it this Trish chick is the newest auxiliary member of your motley crew? / Nick: Not quite. And I'm not sure I really trust her yet. / Fred:...
GPF Archive: Friday, July 16, 2004 Trish: I always wanted to be an inventor, but never had the skill to carry it out. Is this a sub-harmonic alpha wave inducer? / Nick: Er, yeah. / Trish: I knew you were intelligent and creative, but I didn't know you expressed it this way. Ooh! A parabolic neutrino plasma amplifier! / Nick: Um,...
GPF Archive: Saturday, July 17, 2004 Fooker: I haven't had the chance to say it yet, Ki, but I dig the return of the long do. / Ki: Thanks, Fooker. / Fooker: In fact, in the few days I've been back, I've noticed your entire look has changed. / Ki: No, it hasn't. What are you getting at? / Fooker: You used to be all about comfort,...
GPF Archive: Sunday, July 18, 2004 Fooker thinking: I think I'll hide--er, wander over here until Ki blows off some steam. Last thing I want is a confrontation... / Dexter: I've got a bone or three to pick with you, Fooker... / Fooker thinking: Nuts. / Dexter: I know all about your secret agent stuff. Your memory wipe wore off,...
 
GPF Archive: Monday, July 19, 2004 Dexter: You wiped all my memories of Sharon from my head to keep me from hitting on her, and implanted that infatuation with Megan Morrone to keep me away! / Fooker: Okay, okay! / Fooker: Dex, buddy, pal... I'm sorry I toyed with your noggin. Part of it was official, but I'll admit the Sharon part...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, July 20, 2004 Dexter: I've forgiven you, Fooker, but only because Sharon and I discussed this a long time ago. / Fooker: Thanks... I think. / Dexter: Right now, I'm more concerned about my job. Now that you're back, I'll bet Dwayne will want to hire you again. / Fooker: Why does that bother you? / Dexter: What...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, July 21, 2004 Dexter: You won't be hiring Fooker back? / Dwayne: Not right away, at least. In a few months, maybe. / Dwayne: We don't have the budget to support another employee yet, although I'm looking into expanding our projects, which would warrant hiring a few more people. / Dwayne: Besides, if Fooker were...
GPF Archive: Thursday, July 22, 2004 Dwayne: I'm sorry, Fooker. I want to hire you back full time. I really do. / Fooker: No sweat, big D. I understand. / Dwayne: I meant what I said about expanding. If the deals Trent and I are working on come through, we'll be able to double our staff. And we'll need at least two sys admins. ...
GPF Archive: Friday, July 23, 2004 Fooker: Thanks for the party, guys. It's great to be back / Nick: It's great to have you back, Fooker / Trish: Thank you again for letting me stay, even if I wasn't expected. I had a great time, and you made me feel so welcome. / Ki: You're welcome, Trish / [[Trish hugging Nick and Ki]] / Trish:...
 

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