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| GPF Archive: Thursday, June 24, 2004 | [[Justin returns to Fooker and Agent #12's hotel room]]
/ Justin: Maddie? I thought you should know... I wiped Sharon's memories, so she won't remember seeing us. It was hard, but necessary... / [[Agent #12 is sitting on her bed]]
/ Justin: MI6 gave us a tip that The German may be hitting the Chunnel.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040624.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, June 25, 2004 | [[Justin and Agent #12 are in their hotel room]]
/ Agent #12: So... did you wipe their memories...?
/ Justin: No. He's my brother, and I just reconnected with him. I refuse to erase that. / [[Justin places the memory wiper on the bed, beside Agent #12]]
/ Justin: But they're staying next door. They're... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040625.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, June 26, 2004 | [[Ki leans back on her chair to talk to Sharon.]]
/ Ki: So, Sharon, how was your trip to Paris?
/ Ki: Sharon? / [[Ki gives chase.]]
/ Nick: Did you see Sharon?
/ Ki: She walked past, but didn't say anything.
/ Nick: How odd. / [[Everyone follows.]]
/ Dexter: Where's everyone going?
/ Fred: I thought I saw... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040626.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, June 27, 2004 | {{Beginning of parody of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy". Note: every panel has the word "Bravado" in the lower-right corner.}}
/ [[A white van approaches on the road.]]
/ Dwayne: Okay, gang. We've got a very special assignment today... / [[Inside the van is Dwayne (driving), Ki, Nick, Fooker, and Dexter.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040627.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, June 28, 2004 | [[Dwayne enters Mitchell's apartment]]
/ Dwayne: Hey, Mitchell! It's Dwayne! My crew is going to help make over your office in true geek chic! / [[Picture of Dwayne over his name with the words "office design" superimposed]] / [[Dwayne and Mitchell go to Mitchell's desk]]
/ Mitchell: B-but I don't... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040628.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, June 29, 2004 | [[Fooker looks at Mitchell's computer]]
/ Fooker: Mitch...
/ Mitchell: It's Mitchell.
/ Fooker: Mitch, we gotta ditch this old clunker and get you a screamin' new machine. / [[Picture of Fooker with the text "hardware guru" superimposed]] / [[Nick and Ki find Mitchell's floppies]]
/ Ki: Oh my gosh! Fooker,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040629.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, June 30, 2004 | [[Mitchell looks out his window as Nick walks up to him]]
/ Nick: Now that Fooker's cleared out the old desktop, let's update your arsenal of portable gadgets. / [[Picture of Nick with the words "personal electronics" superimposed]] / [[Nick pulls out an iPod and a USB key]]
/ Nick: This flash thumbdrive... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040630.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, July 1, 2004 | [[Ki grabs Mitchell by the arm]]
/ Ki: While the boys trash and recycle your hardware, let's upgrade your software. That is, your wardrobe. / [[Picture of Ki with the words "geek fashion" superimposed]] / [[Ki takes a close look at Mitchell]] / [[Ki walks away]]
/ Ki: On second thought, you've already... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040701.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, July 2, 2004 | [[Dexter walks up to Mitchell]]
/ Dexter: No time to rest now, pal! You've got 20 years of geekdom to digest, and I've only got a couple hours to cram it all down your throat! / [[Picture of Dexter with the words "geek culture" superimposed]] / [[Dexter pulls out some DVDs]]
/ Dexter: Let's see. You've... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040702.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, July 3, 2004 | [[Mitchell approaches the GPF geeks]]
/ Mitchell: That's it! I don't know who you people are, but get out of my apartment! / [[Mitchell chases them out of his apartment]]
/ Mitchell: Get out! Get out! Get out! / [[Mitchell closes the door]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040703.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, July 4, 2004 | [[Sharon is clothes shopping]]
/ Sharon: (Thinking) You know... It's so wonderful having Fooker back. It feels like life is finally returning to normal... / [[To Sharon's surprise, the article of clothing she just picked up is also being held by none other than Trish]]
/ Sharon: (Thinking) You know, I... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040704.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, July 5, 2004 | [[Nicole, Persephone, Nick and Ki are in the kitchen]]
/ Nick: Is everything almost ready?
/ Nicole: Just a few things left to cook and we're done! / [[Dwayne answers the door to let in Fooker and Sharon]]
/ Dwayne: And here's the man himself! Come on in, Fooker! Welcome home!
/ Fooker: Sheesh, guys.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040705.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, July 6, 2004 | Ki: What's going on?
/ Dexter: Did she just say...?
/ Nick: Sharon... invited... Trish...
/ Fooker: Who's Trish? / Dwayne: You don't mean THE Trish, do you?
/ Sharon: One and the same. I didn't have a choice! She was so pitiful... she wore down my defenses.
/ Ki: Sharon, you DIDN'T?! / Fooker (angry looking):... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040706.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, July 7, 2004 | [[Trish looks sheepishly at the others, who stare blankly back at her]]
/ Trish: Heh... / Trish: Look, I'm... I'm sorry. I'm making everyone feel awkward. That wasn't my intention. Thank you for inviting me, Sharon, but I shouldn't have come... / Nick: Trish, we're the ones who should be sorry. ... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040707.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, July 8, 2004 | Nick: Trish, this is our friend Jason, but everyone calls him Fooker. Fooker, this is Trish. She's... um... new in town.
/ Fooker: Howdy. / Trish: So your Sharon's boyfriend? The one this party's for? I'm sorry, but I didn't know if I should have gotten you a present.
/ Fooker: Nah, being home is enough... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040708.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, July 9, 2004 | Trish: I'm sure Nick and Ki will fill you in on our little escapades later. Hopefully, I've made a better first impression on you than I did with everyone else. Ha ha! / Trish: You know, I actually knew a Barker once, back when I lived in Seattle. He wasn't a relative of yours...?
/ Fooker: Doubt it.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040709.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, July 10, 2004 | Ki: So what do we want to do after we eat? Play some games? Watch some movies?
/ Fooker: Movies? Gosh, I don't know what all I've missed. / [[Ki is browsing through Nick's DVD collection.]]
/ Ki: Well, it's almost been two years, three if you count... um, before you went abroad. Let's look at Nick's DVDs... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040710.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, July 11, 2004 | Trish: Excuse me, but is this the bathroom?
/ Dwayne: Truth be told, I'm not sure. This is my first time to Nick's apartment. / [[Trish walks into Nick's laboratory]]
/ Trish: I guess it won't hurt to-- Oh my! Look at all this incredible stuff! / Sharon: Did I just hear Trish say something?
/ Dexter:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040711.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, July 12, 2004 | Trish: I always wanted to be an inventor, but never had the skill to carry it out. Is this a sub-harmonic alpha wave inducer?
/ Nick: Er, yeah. / Trish: I knew you were intelligent and creative, but I didn't know you expressed it this way. Ooh! A parabolic neutrino plasma amplifier!
/ Nick: Um,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040712.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, July 13, 2004 | Trish: Is there anything I can do to help?
/ Nicole: Not really, unless you want to try and help Ki. / [[A rapidly deflating cake dissolves in front of Ki as she scowls]]
/ Ki: Me and cakes do not mix...
/ Trish: Can I help? I grew up in a bakery that my parents owned. / Ki: No, thank you, Trish.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040713.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, July 14, 2004 | Trish: I've been so strange to you and Nick. I know. And while I've explained why I acted so oddly, I feel I owe you more, to make it up to you somehow. / Trish: I like you and your friends, and even with all that's happened, you've still been the nicest of anyone I've met in this town, and I want... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040714.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, July 15, 2004 | Persephone: Oh, Nick! Can we finally see Fooker now? We've been dying to see him again!
/ Nick: Not while Trish is here, Pers, for your safety. / Fred: So I take it this Trish chick is the newest auxiliary member of your motley crew?
/ Nick: Not quite. And I'm not sure I really trust her yet.
/ Fred:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040715.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, July 16, 2004 | Trish: I always wanted to be an inventor, but never had the skill to carry it out. Is this a sub-harmonic alpha wave inducer?
/ Nick: Er, yeah. / Trish: I knew you were intelligent and creative, but I didn't know you expressed it this way. Ooh! A parabolic neutrino plasma amplifier!
/ Nick: Um,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040716.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, July 17, 2004 | Fooker: I haven't had the chance to say it yet, Ki, but I dig the return of the long do.
/ Ki: Thanks, Fooker. / Fooker: In fact, in the few days I've been back, I've noticed your entire look has changed.
/ Ki: No, it hasn't. What are you getting at? / Fooker: You used to be all about comfort,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040717.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, July 18, 2004 | Fooker thinking: I think I'll hide--er, wander over here until Ki blows off some steam. Last thing I want is a confrontation... / Dexter: I've got a bone or three to pick with you, Fooker...
/ Fooker thinking: Nuts. / Dexter: I know all about your secret agent stuff. Your memory wipe wore off,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040718.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, July 19, 2004 | Dexter: You wiped all my memories of Sharon from my head to keep me from hitting on her, and implanted that infatuation with Megan Morrone to keep me away!
/ Fooker: Okay, okay! / Fooker: Dex, buddy, pal... I'm sorry I toyed with your noggin. Part of it was official, but I'll admit the Sharon part... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040719.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, July 20, 2004 | Dexter: I've forgiven you, Fooker, but only because Sharon and I discussed this a long time ago.
/ Fooker: Thanks... I think. / Dexter: Right now, I'm more concerned about my job. Now that you're back, I'll bet Dwayne will want to hire you again.
/ Fooker: Why does that bother you? / Dexter: What... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040720.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, July 21, 2004 | Dexter: You won't be hiring Fooker back?
/ Dwayne: Not right away, at least. In a few months, maybe. / Dwayne: We don't have the budget to support another employee yet, although I'm looking into expanding our projects, which would warrant hiring a few more people. / Dwayne: Besides, if Fooker were... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040721.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, July 22, 2004 | Dwayne: I'm sorry, Fooker. I want to hire you back full time. I really do.
/ Fooker: No sweat, big D. I understand. / Dwayne: I meant what I said about expanding. If the deals Trent and I are working on come through, we'll be able to double our staff. And we'll need at least two sys admins. ... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040722.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, July 23, 2004 | Fooker: Thanks for the party, guys. It's great to be back
/ Nick: It's great to have you back, Fooker / Trish: Thank you again for letting me stay, even if I wasn't expected. I had a great time, and you made me feel so welcome.
/ Ki: You're welcome, Trish / [[Trish hugging Nick and Ki]]
/ Trish:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040723.html |
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