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GPF Archive: Tuesday, May 25, 2004 [[The German and Sharon leave Sharon's room for the ball]] / The German: I have a special meeting at the ball tonight. In fact, it's the main reason we came... / [[Agent #12 looks out of her room and sees them]] / Agent #12: I'll check to see if "Ridge" is on the move yet, or-- / [[Agent #12 and Fooker...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, May 26, 2004 [[Fooker and Agent #12 leave the service elevator on the way to the ball]] / Agent #12: If we hurry, we can stake out some good locations to keep an eye on "Ridge"... / Fooker: Hold on there, missy. Let me dig out our invitations... / [[Agent #12 and Fooker stand near the hotel's main elevator]] / Agent...
GPF Archive: Thursday, May 27, 2004 [[Fooker and Agent #12 enter the ball, Agent #12 pushing Fooker away from the door]] / Agent #12: I'll keep an eye out near the door. You go stake out somewhere in the back. / Fooker: Not being a bit pushy, are we? / [[Agent #12 shows the doorman their invitation]] / Agent #12: Monsieur Baud and Mademoiselle...
GPF Archive: Friday, May 28, 2004 [[Agent #12 looks around the corner as Sharon and The German pass]] / Agent #12: (thinking) Blast! He just had to bring Murphy to the ball, didn't he? This complicates things immensely... / Agent #12: (thinking) Not only does Jason stand a greater chance of learning she's here, but she's in danger...
GPF Archive: Saturday, May 29, 2004 [[Dr. Not is entering the ball with And and Or]] / Doorman: Nicht, Nicht... ah, oui. Dr. Alexis Nicht. And who are these ladies accompanying you? / Dr. Not: These are my associates, Mlle. Und and Mlle. Oder. / Doorman: Oui. All is in order. Enjoy your evening. / [[And and Or walk past the startled...
 
GPF Archive: Sunday, May 30, 2004 [[The German leaves Sharon by the buffet]] / The German: Why don't you wait here and grab a snack while I see if my contact has arrived yet...? / Sharon: Okay... / Sharon: (thinking) I always feel so awkward at formal events. Not only do you have to get all gussied up, but you never can tell what's garnish...
GPF Archive: Monday, May 31, 2004 [[Agent #12 sees The German walking, alone]] / Agent #12: (thinking) I lost "Ridge" for a minute, but there he is. Murphy's not with him, so I'll bet he's about to hit his mark. / [[Agent #12 turns her head and sees Dr. Not]] / Agent #12: (thinking) And look who's also just showed up... it seems the...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, June 1, 2004 [[Fooker stands near, but facing away from Sharon near the buffet in the ball]] / Agent #12: Jason, The German's on the move and I can't follow. He's yours. There's an agent of his behind you, so no verbal acknowledge. / [[Fooker walks away from Sharon and Agent #12 enters]] / [[Agent #12 walks to...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, June 2, 2004 [[Agent #12 pushes Sharon away from the buffet area of the ball]] / Sharon: So, was that lawyer thing just a cover, or are you really that incompetent? / Agent #12: We don't have time for this, Ms. Murphy. / Agent #12: Your life may be in danger. I strongly suggest you leave the ball and return to your...
GPF Archive: Thursday, June 3, 2004 [[Fooker peers around a corner as The German meets van Horton]] / The German: Ah, Doctor van Horten. Craig Ridge. So glad to finally meet you. / van Horten: Bonjour, Mr. Ridge. So glad you could make it. / Fooker: Maddie, I've got The German, and it looks like we were right. He's after van Horten....
 
GPF Archive: Friday, June 4, 2004 [[And and Or are on the darkened balcony with Sharon and Agent #12]] / And: So what do we have here? Agent... #12, right? James Baud's little spy girlfriend. / And: And this pretty one... I don't know you. Not like we'll have long to get acquainted... / Agent #12: Let her go. She's not one of us. / [[And...
GPF Archive: Saturday, June 5, 2004 [[And and Or are on the darkened balcony with Sharon and Agent #12]] / And: You're always too negative, Or! / Or: And you can't have everything, And. / Dr. Not: And! Or! / [[Or holds out a small radio]] / Dr. Not: I've spotted Baud, and he's trailing The German. He must not be allowed to interfere. / Or:...
GPF Archive: Sunday, June 6, 2004 [[Fooker watches The German and van Horten from around a corner in the ball]] / van Horten: I have that information for you, Ridge. I'm sure your company will find it most useful... / The German: Excellent! Let's find somewhere more private where we can discuss it... / Fooker: (thinking) The German...
GPF Archive: Monday, June 7, 2004 [[Fooker and Dr. Not dance at the ball]] / Dr. Not: The weapon in your gut is a gift from our mutual friend, Dr. Nefarious. I never found out exactly what it does, but he assured me it was quiet, deadly and extremely painful. / Fooker: How quaint. You know, I hear the jail cell next to his is still...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, June 8, 2004 [[Fooker and Dr. Not dance at the ball]] / Fooker: So what exactly are you trying to get from van Horten, Dr. Not? / Dr. Not: Now, now. One tip I picked up from Moldfinger was never to reveal my plans. / Fooker: Then I'll guess. Ridge was to meet van Horten, who was to give him something to help his...
 
GPF Archive: Wednesday, June 9, 2004 [[And and Or are on the darkened balcony with Sharon and Agent #12. And swings her sword at Agent #12, who blocks with a nearby vase]] / <> / [[And looks back at Or]] / And: Will you shoot them already?!? / Or: As a last resort. This thing doesn't exactly have a silencer, you know. / [[Sharon...
GPF Archive: Thursday, June 10, 2004 [[And an Or are on the darkened balcony with Sharon and Agent #12. And is attacking Agent #12 who defends herself with a vase. Some pale blue fabric flies through the air]] / And: Heh heh / [[The fabric covers And's face, pulling her head back]] / And: Mrf! / [[Sharon holds the fabric, formerly part...
GPF Archive: Friday, June 11, 2004 [[And and Or are on the darkened balcony with Sharon and Agent #12. An unconscious And falls to the floor]] / [[Or readies her gun]] / Or: That's it. Last resort. / [[Or shoots at Sharon and Agent #12, who hide behind an inactive fountain]] / <> / [[Agent #12 pulls back her skirt...
GPF Archive: Saturday, June 12, 2004 [[And and Or are on the darkened balcony with Sharon and Agent #12. And is unconscious, Sharon and Agent #12 are hiding behind an inactive fountain and shooting at Or]] / <> / Or: (thinking) They're firing back? Where'd they get a gun?! / <> / [[Sharon is firing Agent #12's gun]] / Sharon:...
GPF Archive: Sunday, June 13, 2004 [[A man runs into the ball]] / Man: Tir sur le balcon! Tir sur le balcon! / [[Fooker and Dr. Not stop dancing. The elderly couple stops watching their dance and everyone turns to face the man]] / Elderly woman: What's going on? What are they shouting? / Elderly man: Someone has a gun on the balcony! / [[Dr....
 
GPF Archive: Monday, June 14, 2004 [[The German and van Horton hear a commotion in the direction of the ball. van Horten is holding a disk]] / van Horten: Here's the disc... say, what's all that ruckus about...? / [[The German activates a gas canister and takes the disk]] / <> / The German: I apologize, Herr Doktor. But is seems...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, June 15, 2004 [[Sharon and Agent #12 run through the ball-room with the other guests]] / Agent #12: You go back to your room where you'll be safe. I have to find "Ridge." / Sharon: No way am I going now. What do you want with Craig? / Agent #12: Your "friend" isn't what he appears. A master of disguise took his...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, June 16, 2004 [[Fooker looks through the crowd for The German and van Horten]] / Fooker: (thinking) Blast it! Where did van Horten and The German disappear to? / [[Agent #12 reaches Fooker]] / Agent #12: Not's lackies are out. / Fooker: Figured that was your handiwork. Not's down too. But The German could be anywhere... / [[Agent...
GPF Archive: Thursday, June 17, 2004 [[Sharon sees Agent #12 kiss Fooker]] / [[Sharon turns away, in tears. Fooker sees Sharon]] / [[Fooker pushes Agent #12 away]] / Fooker: Sharon?! / [[Fooker goes after Sharon. Agent #12 cries]] / Agent #12: Darnit.
GPF Archive: Friday, June 18, 2004 [[Fooker appears silhouetted in the doorway behind Sharon, who is crying.]] / [[He turns her to face him.]] / [[They stare into each others eyes as a tear runs down her cheek.]] / [[All is forgiven, and they embrace.]] / {{The rendez-vous à Paris is complete.}}
 
GPF Archive: Saturday, June 19, 2004 [[Agent #12, in tears approaches a window]] / Agent #12: (thinking) Stupid... that was, by far, the most stupid thing I've ever done in my life... / [[Agent #12 looks out the window]] / Agent #12: (thinking) Get a hold of yourself, Maddie. You're a UGA agent, not a lovelorn schoolgirl. You have a job...
GPF Archive: Sunday, June 20, 2004 [[Fooker and Sharon walk down the street. Sharon wears Fooker's jacket as Fooker unties his hair]] / Sharon: There's... so much I want to talk about... I don't know where to begin... / Fooker: Me too. Might as well start with the most obvious... / Sharon: That kiss... from Agent #12... / Fooker: Maddie...
GPF Archive: Monday, June 21, 2004 [[Sharon is out with Justin and Fooker, dressed almost identically]] / Justin: We must have done something right for her to do a double-take. / Sharon: J-justin?! / Justin: After I ran into you a year ago, you convinced me to contact Jason and patch things up with him. Since then, we've been communicating...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, June 22, 2004 [[Sharon talks to Fooker and Justin]] / Sharon: But what about your conviction? You're still a wanted fugitive. / Fooker: Originally, they wanted to give me a new life and identity... / Fooker: But the evidence is actually there to clear me. Justin and Amadeus have been silently moving that through...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, June 23, 2004 [[Sharon talks to Fooker and Justin]] / Justin: Well, I better head back if I'm going to fool Agent #12... / Sharon: She... doesn't know...? / Fooker: Only the three of us and Amadeus know. / Fooker: Maddie's sharp. She won't be easily duped. / Justin: I know. But I've been practicing for months. Plus...
 

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