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GPF Archive: Friday, March 26, 2004 [[Trudy is still working with a very nervous Yoshi]] / Trudy: It's really very simple, B0r0mir. You do a little something for me, and I'll do a little something to you. / [[Trudy strokes Yoshi's chin]] / Trudy: I have several bank accounts scattered across the globe. The feds have seized a few of them,...
GPF Archive: Saturday, March 27, 2004 [[Yoshi is working on his VIAO while Trudy looks over his shoulder]] / Yoshi narrating: I hooked up my VIAO and went to work. It didn't take long to establish the right connections. / [[Two command windows are open]] / Yoshi narrating: I was surprised at how easy it was. I mean, I had hacked tougher sites,...
GPF Archive: Sunday, March 28, 2004 [[Yoshi is working while Trudy is sleeping]] / Yoshi narrating: I worked most of the night. It's one of those geek things, ya know. Once I start something, I can't leave it alone 'til I'm done. / [[Same scene, except Trudy is in the foreground]] / Yoshi narrating: S1r3n ran out of steam around 2 a.m....
GPF Archive: Monday, March 29, 2004 [[Yoshi walks over to Trudy, who is crying]] / Yoshi: Um... are... are you okay? / Trudy [[weakly]]: I-I should never have lured you here... / Yoshi narrating: Geez... I _hate_ it when girls cry... / Trudy [[weakly]]: She was right... I use people, then throw them away. What kind of monster _am_ I? / Yoshi...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 30, 2004 [[Trudy looks angry]] / Trudy: You have to get out of here... before anyone finds out you're here... / Yoshi: I've still got one more bank to hack... / Trudy: _NO!_ No... I've abused you too much... I've tainted you like I tainted _him_... God, I was practically doing statutory rape... / [[Yoshi points...
 
GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 31, 2004 [[Yoshi is sitting next to Trudy, with his hand on her shoulder. Tears are streaming down Trudy's face]] / Yoshi narrating: I'm no touchy-feely person, but I fugred she needed to vent. / Yoshi: Why... don't you tell me what's wrong? / Trudy: Sob / [[Shows Trudy's face, and a flashback of her pointing the...
GPF Archive: Thursday, April 1, 2004 [[Yoshi is addressing Trudy, whose hand is on her forehead]] / Yoshi: Um, okay... so you kind of led me here under false pretenses and wanted to use my brain instead of my body. Kind of a bummer, yeah. / [[Trudy looks sad] / Yoshi: But... you didn't _make_ me come here. I came because I wanted to finally...
GPF Archive: Friday, April 2, 2004 [[Trudy sadly looks at Yoshi at his VIAO]] / Trudy: I can't ask you to finish that hack... / Trudy: No, I _want_ to. In fact, I'm already done. / [[Trudy holds up an ATM card]] / Yoshi: That's a nice little nest egg. What are you going to do now? / Trudy: I'll withdraw it all with this ATM card, then try...
GPF Archive: Saturday, April 3, 2004 [[Trudy locks the shed]] / Yoshi narrating: We parted company around 4 AM. She was careful to leave the shack as she found it. Apparently, the owner would be there soon. / [[Trudy and Yoshi hug]] / Yoshi narrating: It was kind of weird. After all we had been through, it was obvious we had formed some...
GPF Archive: Sunday, April 4, 2004 [[Nick and Ki have finished dinner at a nice restaurant. Nick gets the bill]] / Ki: Ooh... I'm stuffed. But that was a great dinner. Thanks, sweetie. / Nick: I always cook best with plastic utensils. / [[Nick looks at the bill]] / Nick: Huh... is that the right date? For some reason, I've been thinking...
 
GPF Archive: Monday, April 5, 2004 [[Ki, talking to Sharon and Dexter.]] / Ki: Quick, while Nick is in that meeting with Dwayne... is everything in place for Nick's big birthday party tomorrow? / Dexter: I've got all the food ready, with all of his favorites... / Sharon: And I've tweaked the office LAN for the ultimate in network gaming....
GPF Archive: Tuesday, April 6, 2004 [[In the GPF office, with Ki rolling out plans for Nick's B-day to Sharon and Dexter]] / Ki: Okay, I've asked Fred to delay Nick so he'll be late for work tomorrow. That will give us just enough time to decorate for Nick's party. / Ki: I'm planning to get here early so I'll coordinate on the-- / <>...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 7, 2004 [[Dexter, Ki and Sharon discuss how to replace a blown router. Ki looks unhappy, her face in her hand]] / Dexter: With the router down, the LAN party is toast for Nick's birthday. / Sharon: Maybe not. I've got an old hub or two at home. / Sharon: They won't replace the router, but at least the LAN will...
GPF Archive: Thursday, April 8, 2004 Dexter: Fumigating the building? / Dwayne: Yes. Apparently, one of the lower floor tenants kept a cockroach farm that broke open last month. / Dwayne: So they're closing the building so they can spray all the floors. The equipment will be safe, but they want us out as a precaution. / Ki: No, No, No... / Dwayne:...
GPF Archive: Friday, April 9, 2004 [[Dwayne, Ki and Sharon talk about Nick. Ki's eyes are wide]] / Sharon: You're sending Nick to San Diego tomorrow? / Dwayne: Yes. He needs to meet with a new client who has commitments in that area and can't meet here. / [[Ki looks unhappy]] / Ki: But tomorrow is his thirtieth birthday! We had a huge party...
 
GPF Archive: Saturday, April 10, 2004 [[Ki looking sad, chin on her arms crossed on the table, Sharon sitting across from her.]] / Ki: I can't believe Nick's birthday party was ruined before it ever started... / Sharon: I'm sorry, Ki. We all tried our best to help. / Ki: Now poor Nick is going to spend his thirtieth birthday all alone in...
GPF Archive: Sunday, April 11, 2004 [[Ki waves goodbye to Nick from her van]] / Ki (Narrating): The plan was going to be flawless. I would see Nick off to the airport... / [[Ki looking shifty, removes a suitcase from the back of the van]] / Ki (Narrating): And instead of driving back to work, I would park and catch my own flight to San...
GPF Archive: Monday, April 12, 2004 [[Ki is in the airport, delayed by security]] / Security agent: The bag checks out, but I'm afraid it's too large for a carry-on. I can check it for you. / Ki: Um, okay... / [[A female security agent waves a metal detector over Ki]] / <> / Female security agent: Are you wearing anything or have...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, April 13, 2004 Ki, Narrating: It turned out the search was just a big waste of time... / Female security screener: You set this thing on "lace" again, didn't you? / [[The female screener looks harshly at the giggling male screeners.]] / Ki, Narrating: and because of that I almost missed my flight... / [[An airline agent...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 14, 2004 Ki, narrating: It was all downhill from there. I tried to check into my hotel... / Hotel desk clerk: You say you have a reservation, Ms. Oshiro? / Ki: Yes, here's the confirmation number... / [[Ki tiredly hands the clerk a slip of paper. On the wall behind the desk is the name of the hotel: VALUSLEEP.]] / Clerk:...
 
GPF Archive: Thursday, April 15, 2004 [[Ki narrates an adventure in mishaps. She looks startled as a cashier holds up her credit card]] / Ki (Narrating): Since my dress was in Africa, I had to buy a new one. That's when I found out my credit card was declined. Fortunately, they took my check. / Ki (Narrating): My cellphone had no service...
GPF Archive: Friday, April 16, 2004 [[Nick and Ki are in a nice restaurant, a candle burning between them]] / Nick: Holy cow... I'm so sorry you had so many problems with your surprise visit, Ki... / Ki: I don't care about any of that now. All that matters is your birthday... / Ki: Unfortunately, your present is probably riding on an...
GPF Archive: Saturday, April 17, 2004 Ki: Thanks again for letting me stay here... And for loaning me some pajamas... / Nick: You're lucky I even brought the top. / Ki: You sure about the sleeping arrangements? / Nick: Well, there's no couch, and we're both adults. And we've fallen asleep together plenty of times... / Nick: Besides... It's...
GPF Archive: Saturday, April 17, 2004 Ki: Thanks again for letting me stay here... And for loaning me some pajamas... / Nick: You're lucky I even brought the top. / Ki: You sure about the sleeping arrangements? / Nick: Well, there's no couch, and we're both adults. And we've fallen asleep together plenty of times... / Nick: Besides... It's...
GPF Archive: Sunday, April 18, 2004 Fred: Dexter, here's that code spec Dwayne mentioned this morning. Hrm... I know I'm going to regret this, but why the long face? / Dexter: Oh, it's... it's nothing. I've just been feeling kind of lonely lately. That's all. / Fred: I thought you went bowling again with Nick, Ki, and Sharon just last...
GPF Archive: Monday, April 19, 2004 Fred: Well, who is this mystery woman you just can't have? / Dexter: Let's just say she's in a very long-distance relationship. / Fred: Hmm... well, if you are lucky, she'll get lonely too and get desperate... / Dexter: Gee, thanks. And I'm pretty sure it's not going to happen anyway. / Fred: Well......
 
GPF Archive: Tuesday, April 20, 2004 Fred: Have you considered online dating? / Dexter: I'd like to think I'm not THAT desperate... / Dexter: But I used to chat on IRC and I've got a Friendster profile. So far I haven't gotten anywhere, though. / Fred: Hmm... unwired it is, then. / Fred: We need something that will get you the maximum amount...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 21, 2004 Fred: In speed dating, you have five minutes to talk to your date. Then you move on to the next woman. You repeat until you have talked to all potential mates. / Fred: In this game, first impressions are everything. You have to stand out from all the other guys and be memorable. Now pretend you're sitting...
GPF Archive: Thursday, April 22, 2004 Fred: You only have five minutes in your "speed date" to sell your best qualities. Don't try to spill your whole life story; distill it to just your best traits. / Fred: It's a lot like writing a resume. You know what you want to say, but you need to compact that into concise powerful words that make...
GPF Archive: Friday, April 23, 2004 Fred: Okay, I've signed you up for a "Speed Date" session this Friday. I'll come home with you and coach you, then you'll drop me off at Nick's on your way. / Fred: Meanwhile, we'll spend some time each day prepping you for the big night. First, we'll start with your introduction. Imagine I'm your date....
GPF Archive: Saturday, April 24, 2004 Fred: Okay, tonight's the big night. You look good, but lose the tie and unbutton the top button for a more casual look. / Fred: Got everything? Pen and paper? Breath mints? Deodorant? / Dexter: Yep. Even got a couple of con-- / Fred: Don't expect miracles, kid. / Fred: Okay. You're as ready as you'll...
 

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