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| GPF Archive: Wednesday, February 25, 2004 | [[Trudy looks across the street]
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| GPF Archive: Thursday, February 26, 2004 | [[Todd punches Empress Trudy as she time warps]]
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| GPF Archive: Friday, February 27, 2004 | [[Trudy, skeptical, is thinking]]
/ Trudy thinks: This isn't happening... oh, God... I'm seeing things... I did _not_ just see my evil future self kicked through a window by a future freedom fighter. / [[Todd is standing in the street, his hand on his brow]]
/ Trudy thinks: But there he is... and she... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040227.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, February 28, 2004 | [[Trudy thinks, astonished]]
/ Trudy thinks: Th-that strange man... he just waved his hand and that kid just... vanished! / [[The Gamester turns towards Trudy]]
/ Trudy thinks: A-and he's looking at me...a nd he doesn't look happy... / [[The Gamester is gone]]
/ Trudy thinks: And... he's g-gone! / [[Trudy... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040228.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, February 29, 2004 | [[Nick is using his Palm in the boardroom. Ki, Sharon, and Dexter walk in.]]
/ Nick: Heh heh...
/ Ki: Uh oh... _that's_ a maniacal chuckle if I've ever heard one. What's up, Nick? / [[Nick shows what he's doing on his Palm. Dexter looks excited]]
/ Nick: Someone here in the building has an open Wi-Fi access... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040229.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, March 1, 2004 | [[An angry Sharon strides down the hall, Nick and Dexter following her]]
/ Sharon: Who would be dumb enough to set up an open unsecured Wi-Fi access point within our network?
/ Nick: Don't look at me. I just found it. / [[Dexter points out a room. Ki stands on the other side of the hall while Sharon walks... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040301.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 2, 2004 | [[Nick is talking with Fred in his office]]
/ Nick: Fred, you didn't set up an open Wi-Fi access point, did you?
/ Fred: A whozawhatsit? / [[Ki, Sharon, and Dexter are meeting up after investigating various areas. Dexter is eating a donut]]
/ Ki: I didn't see anything odd in the server room...
/ Dexter:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040302.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 3, 2004 | [[Sharon glares at Trent, who is grinning]]
/ Sharon: So _you_ set up the open Wi-Fi- access point in our network...
/ Trent: Jealous, Sharon? I _might_ let you share my air time. / [[Sharon leans closer and gestures. Trent smirks]]
/ Sharon: Jealous? Why should I be jealous of the fact you opened up a... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040303.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, March 4, 2004 | [[Dwayne is talking with an angry Sharon while Trent reclines in his chair]]
/ Dwayne: Sharon, have you considered converting our entire network to Wi-Fi?
/ Sharon: No, and I'll tell you why. / [[Sharon is talking, and Trent suspiciously eyes her]]
/ Sharon: First, our current network is already ten times... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040304.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, March 5, 2004 | [[Sharon, looking displeased, walks in on the others eating lunch]]
/ Nick: So has the Wi-Fi mess been sorted out?
/ Sharon: Finally. I had to come to a compromise. / [[Sharon reverts to a neutral expression in a close-up]]
/ Sharon: Since Dwayne liked it so much, I told him we could keep it only if we... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040305.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, March 6, 2004 | [[An angry Sharon picks up her order from the vending machine while Fleuel, Patel, and Sato look on; Fleuel is grinning and Sato is snickering]]
/ Fleuel: Well, well... guess who had one of her users set up an open Wi-Fi access point today?
/ Sato: Snicker. / [[Focus on the three admins. Fleuel has a... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040306.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, March 7, 2004 | [[Dwayne, Trent, Fred, and Nick are in a meeting]]
/ Dwayne: Okay, upon reviewing the Burlington Carpet acount, it seems we still have some outstanding issues around user support. Fred?
/ Fred: Sigh... / Fred: It seems SOMEONE informed our account rep that we would guarantee 24/7 support, but we don't... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040307.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, March 8, 2004 | [[Dwayne looks stern while Nick excuses himself]]
/ Dwayne: All right, I've had just about enough out of the two of you.
/ Nick: Gotta go... degauss my monitor... / Dwayne: Trent, your baiting and disrespect of Fred ends NOW. It's disrupting our business and affecting everyone in the office.
/ Fred: Amen,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040308.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 9, 2004 | [[Fred is talking with Ki.]]
/ Fred: Grr...That Trent just burns me up! He needs a serious taking down a peg or two.
/ Ki: I thought you were suing him for discrimination. / Fred: Nicole put a hole in that plan. I'd have to sue GPF, not Trent. And I don't want to do that. No, I need a different way to... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040309.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 10, 2004 | [[Trent storms past Dexter]]
/ Trent: That stupid blob of snot is getting on my last nerve. It's gonna get me FIRED!
/ Dexter: Who, Fred? I doubt that. / Dexter: You know, he's actually kind of nice once you get to know him. He and I had an interesting discussion about sci-fi as modern mythology.
/ Trent:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040310.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, March 11, 2004 | [[Fred is typing]] / Fred Typing: As most of you now know, I have been working the inglorious slog called telephone tech support since I was "removed" from the university last year. / Fred typing: Since then, I have come in contact with someone-- let's call him "Brent""-- who is, by far, the most distasteful... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040311.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, March 12, 2004 | [[Trent scowls and is typing]]
/ Trent thinks: So...the slime mold blasts me online and now everyone on its forums are chiming in. Let's see if turn about is fair play. / [[Fred is typing]]
/ Fred thinks: Ooh... so Trent has enough family jewels to attack me on my own web site, eh? Let Pandora's box be... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040312.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, March 13, 2004 | [[Trent comes into Fred's office]] / Fred and Trent: So you're going to drag my name through the mud online, are you? Can't take a dose of your own medicine? / Fred and Trent: What you did is libel, pal! That's illegal! And I'm gonna make you pay to the fullest extent of the law! / Fred and Trent:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040313.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, March 14, 2004 | [[Mrs, Oshiro is in her kitchen, cooking. She's on the phone with her daughter Ki. We see Ki's voice out of the phone]]
/ Mrs, Oshiro: Neu-erh hao! How is my little Ki doing today?
/ Ki: Mama hao. I'm fine. / [[Ki's apartment. We don't see Mrs, Oshiro, just her voice out of the phone.]]
/ Mrs, Oshiro:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040314.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, March 15, 2004 | [[The Oshiro's basement. Yoshi is working on a huge machine. He speaks in the narrative form. NOTE: this is a colored strip.]] / Caption: It's taken almost a year, but I've made serious headway. Aside from a few final components, it's almost complete. / [[We see some plans, a pencil and a rule on a... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040315.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 16, 2004 | [[Yoshi gets on his bike]]
/ Yoshi narrating: Of course, I'm not your average 14-year-old. I'm already in my junior year at college, and I'm already well past all my instructors. / [[Yoshi rides his bike as a silhouette]]
/ Yoshi: They basically let me do whatever I want and give me all "A"s. It's jut... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040316.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 17, 2004 | [[Yoshi looks surprised as a car cuts in front of him]]
/ Yoshi narrating: But that's when things started getting _really_ weird.
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| GPF Archive: Thursday, March 18, 2004 | [[An "FBI" agent points a gun at Mrs. Oshiro, who, scared, drops a pot of water]]
/ Yoshi narrating: Little did I know they raided the house right after I left. Dad was going to throw a fit when he got home later. / [[A female agent opens Yoshi's sock drawer, but doesn't check underneath it]]
/ Yoshi... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040318.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, March 19, 2004 | [[Agent #18's face is visible]]
/ Yoshi narrating: I was playing cool. They had nothing on me. I encrypt everything, and I digitally shred all my files. But I wasn't who they were after.
/ Agent #18: Where is "S1R3N"? / [[Yoshi is sitting next to an agent, scowling]]
/ Yoshi narrating: I about burst out... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040319.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, March 20, 2004 | [[Mrs. Oshiro is shouting at Yoshi and gesturing with her spoon while he ignores her]]
/ Yoshi narrating: Mom went all ape$@#* on me when I got home. I told her it was all a big mistake and ignored the rest of what she screamed. That's what I usually do anyway. / [[Yoshi enters his disheveled room]]
/ Yoshi:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040320.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, March 21, 2004 | [[Yoshi climbs out his bedroom window. Music is playing]]
/ Yoshi narrating: Dad grounded me and confined me to my room, but that just made sneaking past them easier. It was duping the feds watching the street that was hard / [[Yoshi rides down the street on his bicycle. A "Diapers" van is conspicuously... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040321.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, March 22, 2004 | [[Yoshi stands in the doorway, drooling over S1r3n]]
/ Yoshi narrating: I must have stood there, drooling like some anime fanboy or something. I mean, I knew s1r3n was a _chick_, but I never knew she was a _babe_.
/ Yoshi: Gah... / [[S1r3n looks at Yoshi]]
/ Yoshi narrating: Eventually, she snapped me... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040322.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 23, 2004 | [[Yoshi is surpriesd while Trudy is smiling]]
/ Yoshi narrating: You look...nothing like I expected.
/ Trudy: Heh. This is all totally new. All part of my "low profile." / [[Trudy has cut her hair and she is adjusting it in a flashback]]
/ Trudy narrating: It was rough, finally cutting and bleaching my... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040323.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 24, 2004 | [[Yoshi is seated]]
/ Yoshi: M-my real name is--
/ Trudy: I already know your name, Yoshi. But you don't need to know mine, for your own protection. / [[Trudy bends down and has a desperate expression on her face]]
/ Yoshi: Why did you want to meet me then?
/ Trudy: I need your help. I need your skills... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040324.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, March 25, 2004 | [[Trudy has taken off her jacket, and reveals most of her back]]
/ Trudy: Do you have a lot of _experience_ with women, B0r0m1r?
/ Yoshi: Er... n-no... / [[Trudy leans forward, onto Yoshi]]
/ Trudy: You know... we could _change_ all that. I know a thing or three I'm sure I could teach you.
/ Yoshi: _R-really?!_ / [[Trudy... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20040325.html |
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