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GPF Archive: Wednesday, February 25, 2004 [[Trudy looks across the street] / <> / Trudy thinks: What was _that_? / [[Empress Trudy is knocked through the broken window.]] / Trudy thinks: That person... / [[Empress Trudy is shown more closely]] / Trudy thinks: Th-that _hair_? / [[Empress Trudy's face is visible. She is holding a Time Remote.]] / Trudy...
GPF Archive: Thursday, February 26, 2004 [[Todd punches Empress Trudy as she time warps]] / <> / [[Trudy looks across the street at Todd]] / Trudy: It's..._him!_
GPF Archive: Friday, February 27, 2004 [[Trudy, skeptical, is thinking]] / Trudy thinks: This isn't happening... oh, God... I'm seeing things... I did _not_ just see my evil future self kicked through a window by a future freedom fighter. / [[Todd is standing in the street, his hand on his brow]] / Trudy thinks: But there he is... and she...
GPF Archive: Saturday, February 28, 2004 [[Trudy thinks, astonished]] / Trudy thinks: Th-that strange man... he just waved his hand and that kid just... vanished! / [[The Gamester turns towards Trudy]] / Trudy thinks: A-and he's looking at me...a nd he doesn't look happy... / [[The Gamester is gone]] / Trudy thinks: And... he's g-gone! / [[Trudy...
GPF Archive: Sunday, February 29, 2004 [[Nick is using his Palm in the boardroom. Ki, Sharon, and Dexter walk in.]] / Nick: Heh heh... / Ki: Uh oh... _that's_ a maniacal chuckle if I've ever heard one. What's up, Nick? / [[Nick shows what he's doing on his Palm. Dexter looks excited]] / Nick: Someone here in the building has an open Wi-Fi access...
 
GPF Archive: Monday, March 1, 2004 [[An angry Sharon strides down the hall, Nick and Dexter following her]] / Sharon: Who would be dumb enough to set up an open unsecured Wi-Fi access point within our network? / Nick: Don't look at me. I just found it. / [[Dexter points out a room. Ki stands on the other side of the hall while Sharon walks...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 2, 2004 [[Nick is talking with Fred in his office]] / Nick: Fred, you didn't set up an open Wi-Fi access point, did you? / Fred: A whozawhatsit? / [[Ki, Sharon, and Dexter are meeting up after investigating various areas. Dexter is eating a donut]] / Ki: I didn't see anything odd in the server room... / Dexter:...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 3, 2004 [[Sharon glares at Trent, who is grinning]] / Sharon: So _you_ set up the open Wi-Fi- access point in our network... / Trent: Jealous, Sharon? I _might_ let you share my air time. / [[Sharon leans closer and gestures. Trent smirks]] / Sharon: Jealous? Why should I be jealous of the fact you opened up a...
GPF Archive: Thursday, March 4, 2004 [[Dwayne is talking with an angry Sharon while Trent reclines in his chair]] / Dwayne: Sharon, have you considered converting our entire network to Wi-Fi? / Sharon: No, and I'll tell you why. / [[Sharon is talking, and Trent suspiciously eyes her]] / Sharon: First, our current network is already ten times...
GPF Archive: Friday, March 5, 2004 [[Sharon, looking displeased, walks in on the others eating lunch]] / Nick: So has the Wi-Fi mess been sorted out? / Sharon: Finally. I had to come to a compromise. / [[Sharon reverts to a neutral expression in a close-up]] / Sharon: Since Dwayne liked it so much, I told him we could keep it only if we...
 
GPF Archive: Saturday, March 6, 2004 [[An angry Sharon picks up her order from the vending machine while Fleuel, Patel, and Sato look on; Fleuel is grinning and Sato is snickering]] / Fleuel: Well, well... guess who had one of her users set up an open Wi-Fi access point today? / Sato: Snicker. / [[Focus on the three admins. Fleuel has a...
GPF Archive: Sunday, March 7, 2004 [[Dwayne, Trent, Fred, and Nick are in a meeting]] / Dwayne: Okay, upon reviewing the Burlington Carpet acount, it seems we still have some outstanding issues around user support. Fred? / Fred: Sigh... / Fred: It seems SOMEONE informed our account rep that we would guarantee 24/7 support, but we don't...
GPF Archive: Monday, March 8, 2004 [[Dwayne looks stern while Nick excuses himself]] / Dwayne: All right, I've had just about enough out of the two of you. / Nick: Gotta go... degauss my monitor... / Dwayne: Trent, your baiting and disrespect of Fred ends NOW. It's disrupting our business and affecting everyone in the office. / Fred: Amen,...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 9, 2004 [[Fred is talking with Ki.]] / Fred: Grr...That Trent just burns me up! He needs a serious taking down a peg or two. / Ki: I thought you were suing him for discrimination. / Fred: Nicole put a hole in that plan. I'd have to sue GPF, not Trent. And I don't want to do that. No, I need a different way to...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 10, 2004 [[Trent storms past Dexter]] / Trent: That stupid blob of snot is getting on my last nerve. It's gonna get me FIRED! / Dexter: Who, Fred? I doubt that. / Dexter: You know, he's actually kind of nice once you get to know him. He and I had an interesting discussion about sci-fi as modern mythology. / Trent:...
 
GPF Archive: Thursday, March 11, 2004 [[Fred is typing]] / Fred Typing: As most of you now know, I have been working the inglorious slog called telephone tech support since I was "removed" from the university last year. / Fred typing: Since then, I have come in contact with someone-- let's call him "Brent""-- who is, by far, the most distasteful...
GPF Archive: Friday, March 12, 2004 [[Trent scowls and is typing]] / Trent thinks: So...the slime mold blasts me online and now everyone on its forums are chiming in. Let's see if turn about is fair play. / [[Fred is typing]] / Fred thinks: Ooh... so Trent has enough family jewels to attack me on my own web site, eh? Let Pandora's box be...
GPF Archive: Saturday, March 13, 2004 [[Trent comes into Fred's office]] / Fred and Trent: So you're going to drag my name through the mud online, are you? Can't take a dose of your own medicine? / Fred and Trent: What you did is libel, pal! That's illegal! And I'm gonna make you pay to the fullest extent of the law! / Fred and Trent:...
GPF Archive: Sunday, March 14, 2004 [[Mrs, Oshiro is in her kitchen, cooking. She's on the phone with her daughter Ki. We see Ki's voice out of the phone]] / Mrs, Oshiro: Neu-erh hao! How is my little Ki doing today? / Ki: Mama hao. I'm fine. / [[Ki's apartment. We don't see Mrs, Oshiro, just her voice out of the phone.]] / Mrs, Oshiro:...
GPF Archive: Monday, March 15, 2004 [[The Oshiro's basement. Yoshi is working on a huge machine. He speaks in the narrative form. NOTE: this is a colored strip.]] / Caption: It's taken almost a year, but I've made serious headway. Aside from a few final components, it's almost complete. / [[We see some plans, a pencil and a rule on a...
 
GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 16, 2004 [[Yoshi gets on his bike]] / Yoshi narrating: Of course, I'm not your average 14-year-old. I'm already in my junior year at college, and I'm already well past all my instructors. / [[Yoshi rides his bike as a silhouette]] / Yoshi: They basically let me do whatever I want and give me all "A"s. It's jut...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 17, 2004 [[Yoshi looks surprised as a car cuts in front of him]] / Yoshi narrating: But that's when things started getting _really_ weird. / / [[A car pulls up behind him.]] / / [[Yoshi puts his hands up as guns are pointed at him.]] / [[An FBI agent shows his badge and points a gun at Yoshi]] / Yoshi...
GPF Archive: Thursday, March 18, 2004 [[An "FBI" agent points a gun at Mrs. Oshiro, who, scared, drops a pot of water]] / Yoshi narrating: Little did I know they raided the house right after I left. Dad was going to throw a fit when he got home later. / [[A female agent opens Yoshi's sock drawer, but doesn't check underneath it]] / Yoshi...
GPF Archive: Friday, March 19, 2004 [[Agent #18's face is visible]] / Yoshi narrating: I was playing cool. They had nothing on me. I encrypt everything, and I digitally shred all my files. But I wasn't who they were after. / Agent #18: Where is "S1R3N"? / [[Yoshi is sitting next to an agent, scowling]] / Yoshi narrating: I about burst out...
GPF Archive: Saturday, March 20, 2004 [[Mrs. Oshiro is shouting at Yoshi and gesturing with her spoon while he ignores her]] / Yoshi narrating: Mom went all ape$@#* on me when I got home. I told her it was all a big mistake and ignored the rest of what she screamed. That's what I usually do anyway. / [[Yoshi enters his disheveled room]] / Yoshi:...
 
GPF Archive: Sunday, March 21, 2004 [[Yoshi climbs out his bedroom window. Music is playing]] / Yoshi narrating: Dad grounded me and confined me to my room, but that just made sneaking past them easier. It was duping the feds watching the street that was hard / [[Yoshi rides down the street on his bicycle. A "Diapers" van is conspicuously...
GPF Archive: Monday, March 22, 2004 [[Yoshi stands in the doorway, drooling over S1r3n]] / Yoshi narrating: I must have stood there, drooling like some anime fanboy or something. I mean, I knew s1r3n was a _chick_, but I never knew she was a _babe_. / Yoshi: Gah... / [[S1r3n looks at Yoshi]] / Yoshi narrating: Eventually, she snapped me...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 23, 2004 [[Yoshi is surpriesd while Trudy is smiling]] / Yoshi narrating: You look...nothing like I expected. / Trudy: Heh. This is all totally new. All part of my "low profile." / [[Trudy has cut her hair and she is adjusting it in a flashback]] / Trudy narrating: It was rough, finally cutting and bleaching my...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 24, 2004 [[Yoshi is seated]] / Yoshi: M-my real name is-- / Trudy: I already know your name, Yoshi. But you don't need to know mine, for your own protection. / [[Trudy bends down and has a desperate expression on her face]] / Yoshi: Why did you want to meet me then? / Trudy: I need your help. I need your skills...
GPF Archive: Thursday, March 25, 2004 [[Trudy has taken off her jacket, and reveals most of her back]] / Trudy: Do you have a lot of _experience_ with women, B0r0m1r? / Yoshi: Er... n-no... / [[Trudy leans forward, onto Yoshi]] / Trudy: You know... we could _change_ all that. I know a thing or three I'm sure I could teach you. / Yoshi: _R-really?!_ / [[Trudy...
 

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