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GPF Archive: Thursday, November 27, 2003 Ki: I think there's still too many unknowns about Trish for us to take her at face value. I think we learned enough from a certain ex-coworker to be cautious. / Nick: Agreed. Although keep in mind that Trish is _not_ Trudy, and she shouldn't be held in comparison to her without just cause. Trish hasn't...
GPF Archive: Friday, November 28, 2003 {{Narration box: Meanwhile... }} / Trish, (saluting monitor with fist over heart): Agent 2478, reporting in. All hail, my lord. / Monitor: Speak, Marshall. / Trish: I have repaired the damage caused by my duplicate as much as possible, my lord. The duplicate has been eliminated, and the target believes...
GPF Archive: Saturday, November 29, 2003 [[Emperor Nick sits on his throne in shadow]] / Alternate Nick: {{Thinks}} Careless and sloppy. Perhaps Marshall was too much of a risk. My plans are far too delicate for her to bungle again... / Alternate Nick: {{Thinks}} It is too late to seconds guess things now. I've set everthing in motion. Inertia...
GPF Archive: Sunday, November 30, 2003 [[Ki is on the phone as Nick enters.]] / Nick: Hey, sweetie. I brought you the -- / Ki: M'ma, I can't believe you're doing this to me! / Ki: Look, I'm ecstatic that Papa is nearly fully recovered, but going to Australia over Christmas to celebrate? What about me and Yoshi? You're sending him where? What...
GPF Archive: Monday, December 1, 2003 Ki: I don't know about this, Nick... The holidays are stressful enough, but add in meeting your parents... / Nick: I know you're worried about making a good ipression, but my folks are excited about finally meeting you. I guarantee they won't bite. / Ki: It's not just that. The holidays carry a lot...
 
GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 2, 2003 [[Ki and Nick are traveling down the highway in Nick's car.]] / Ki: I can't believe you talked me into this... / Nick: Hey, calm down, Ki. It's a five hour drive. No need worrying about it yet. / Ki: That's just it. Five hours of anticipation, fear, and dread. A week with your parents... On the biggest...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 3, 2003 Ki: Persephone? You brought the slime molds? / Nick: Well, I couldn't just leave them in the apartment all alone... / Persephone: Snow! It's snow! / Fred: I told him to leave out a bowl of kibble and some fresh water and we'd be just fine. / Ki: I see what you mean. / Persephone: It's snow, right? / Ki:...
GPF Archive: Thursday, December 4, 2003 Persephone: On the thirty-second day of christmas, Fred pulled from the dumpster... / Ki: Persephone, you DO know there's only twelve "days of christmas", right? / Persephone: I know, but then the song would be over too quickly. / Ki: If you start singing "A hundred bottles of beer"... / Persephone:...
GPF Archive: Friday, December 5, 2003 Ki thinking: Okay... Stay calm. Don't panic. You love Nick, and since they raised such a wonderful son, his parents can't be bad... / Ki thinking: This is all in my head. I'm blowing things out of proportion. I'm going to relax, make some new friends, and enjoy this holiday. / Ki thinking: That's right....
GPF Archive: Saturday, December 6, 2003 Mrs. Wellington: Nick, your father will be home any minute. Why don't you take Ki's things upstairs while I take her coat... / Nick: Okay. / Ki: Thank you, Mrs. Wellington, for letting me stay. / Mrs. Wellington: Oh, no problem. Nick told us about your situation, and we'd hate for you to spend the holidays...
 
GPF Archive: Sunday, December 7, 2003 [[Nick's father hands Nick his new gun]] / Mr. Wellington: The department issued us brand new service weapons, Nick. Want to see it? / Nick: Sure, dad. / [[Nick checks the safety on the gun]] / / [[Nick removes a clip from the gun]] / / [[Nick checks the chamber to see there are no rounds...
GPF Archive: Monday, December 8, 2003 Mr. Wellington: Your uncle Otto should be coming in tomorrow, Nick. Your sister, however, is snowed in and can't get a flight out. / Ki: Wow... You never told me you have a sister. / Nick: Oh, sorry. Lori's currently working on her Ph.D in math out of state. / Mrs. Wellington: Do you have any siblings,...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 9, 2003 [[Nick and Ki are sitting in his parents' living room.]] / Ki: You never told me how much you look like your dad... / Nick: Uncle wise used to joke that he cloned us. / Nick: There's a bit of Mom's genes here. / Ki: It doesn't show. You look just like a younger, shorter version of your dad. / Nick: Heh....
GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 10, 2003 [[Nick and Ki are Nick's parents' house]] / <> / Charles: Lin, can you let the dogs in? / Ki: So your parents have some dogs? / Nick: And a cat too, although I suspect she's hiding. I should warn you about the dogs, though... / Ki: Oh, they'll be just fine. / <> / Ki: We had a...
GPF Archive: Thursday, December 11, 2003 Mrs. Wellington: I'm sorry our girls made such a mess of your clothes, Ki... / Ki: No problem, Mrs. Well-- Er, Linda. Nothing a quick shower can't fix. / Mrs. Wellington: Nick's told us so much about you. He talks about you every time he calls home. He's very taken with you. / Ki: And you have a very...
 
GPF Archive: Friday, December 12, 2003 Mrs. Wellington: Unfortunately, when Nick and Lori moved out, we did some re-arranging. Nick's old room is now the office, and Lori's is the storage. / Mrs. Wellington: However, we moved the roll-away bed in Lori's old room. So you'll have somewhere to sleep, Ki. Uncle Wise can have the office, I guess. / Ki:...
GPF Archive: Saturday, December 13, 2003 Ki: Hey, Nick... ? Are you asleep yet? / Nick: No... / Ki: I just wanted to thank you again for bringing me along. Your folks are strange, but oddly fun to be around. / Nick: No problem. / Ki: So... Any chance I could steal a good night kiss? / Nick: Well, I'm certainly not opposed to it... / [[The two...
GPF Archive: Sunday, December 14, 2003 Mr. Wellington: Ah, uncle Wisebottom. We were wondering when you'd arrive. / Uncle Wisebottom: Charles, my boy. I trust young Nicholas and Ki preceded my arrival? / Ki: We got here yesterday. So is this a new experiment? / Uncle Wisebottom: No, just a robot drone. I would have teleported here, but the...
GPF Archive: Monday, December 15, 2003 Nick: I managed to convince mom and uncle Wise not to dissect the slime molds... / Ki: Good. So how are they fitting in? / Nick: Well, after some furious sniffing, the dogs took to Persephone pretty quickly... / Persephone: Fetch! / Ki: What about Fred? / Nick: Well, he's escaped the mad scientists long...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 16, 2003 Mr. Wellington: Care to join us for a game of Monopoly, Nick? / Nick: Maybe later. I need to talk to Mom for a bit... / [[Nicik takes his mother to another room.]] / Nick: So... What do you think of her, Mom? / Mrs. Wellington: Of Ki? She seems very nice, dear. As long as she makes you happy. / Nick:...
 
GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 17, 2003 [[Nick is presenting his wedding ring for Ki to Mrs. Wellington] / Mrs. Wellington: Oh my... How long have you had that? / Nick: About a month or so. You can look at it if you want. / [[Persephone is seen eavesdropping]] / Mrs. Wellington: My... It's... Um... It's quite large... / Nick: Well, they say you...
GPF Archive: Thursday, December 18, 2003 [[Fred is playing Monopoly with Nick's family. Persephone oozes over]] / Persephone: Fred! Fred, I have to tell you something! / Fred: Not now, Pers. I'm about to send Wisebottom to the poor house... / Persephone: But Fred! It's urgent! It's really important! / Fred: So is collecting my rent. Boardwalk...
GPF Archive: Friday, December 19, 2003 Mrs. Wellington: You're not going to ask her _this_ week? / Nick: No. I figure this week is hectic enough for her, meeting you guys and all... / Mrs. Wellington: Do you have any idea when, then? / Nick: No. I haven't met _her_ parents yet, and I should probably do that first. / Nick: Unfortunately, that...
GPF Archive: Friday, December 19, 2003 Mrs. Wellington: You're not going to ask her _this_ week? / Nick: No. I figure this week is hectic enough for her, meeting you guys and all... / Mrs. Wellington: Do you have any idea when, then? / Nick: No. I haven't met _her_ parents yet, and I should probably do that first. / Nick: Unfortunately, that...
GPF Archive: Saturday, December 20, 2003 Fred: And, if I calculate this correctly, even after mortgaging all your property, you still can't pay rent. You're out, Ki. / Charles Wellington: Then that leaves you and me, Fred. One more roll can decide the fate of the game. / Fred: Thanks to this infusion of cash from Ki, I can outlast you, Chuck. / Charles...
GPF Archive: Sunday, December 21, 2003 [[outdoor shot of snow falling on the Wellington's house]] / [[Ki sits up in bed looking extremely excited]] / <> / [[Ki leans over the couch while Nick is lying on it with two dogs sleeping on top of him]] / Ki: Wake up, Nick! It's Christmas! / Nick: GAH! / [[Nick looks bleary eyed at Ki, who...
 
GPF Archive: Monday, December 22, 2003 Ki: Here. I want you to open your present. / Nick: But everyone else is wisely still asleep. Don't you want to wait? / Ki: Are you kidding? I've almost given it to you five times already. I can't wait to see you open it. / Nick: Okay, okay... / Nick: Wow... A new Palm! And it's faster and has a ton more...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 23, 2003 Nick: Now that everyone's awake, we can start to hand out presents. My Inventor's gene was pretty active this year, so I made my presents myself. / Nick: Dad, this is an Automatic gun cleaner. Just put your service weapon here and some oil there and it does all the rest. / Dad: Oookay. / Nick: Mom,...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 24, 2003 [[ Christmas morning at the Wellingtons'. Nick is sitting next to Ki on the couch, with his arm around her. ]] / Ki: Ooh! A digital camera! / Nick: So you like it? / Ki: Like it? I _love_ it! Thank you, sweetie! / [[ Linda Wellington hands a box to Ki. ]] / Linda: And here's something for you, Ki. ...
GPF Archive: Thursday, December 25, 2003 Ki: Thank you again for letting me stay... / Mrs. Wellington: No problem, Ki. We hope this will be the first of many holidays we'll share. / Ki: Do you think everyone enjoyed themselves? Did they like their gifts? / Mrs. Wellington: Let me share a little secret about this family... / [[Mrs. Wellington...
GPF Archive: Friday, December 26, 2003 [[Ki and Nick say goodbye to Nick's parents, Fred sitting on Nick's shoulder]] / Nick: Bye, Mom, Dad, Uncle Wise. I'll give you a call once we get back. / Mrs. Wellington: Have a safe trip. / Ki: I can't believe this week is already over. / Nick: That doesn't sound like the same nervous Ki that arrived...
 

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