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GPF Archive: Tuesday, October 28, 2003 [[Fred and Trent approach each other in the corridor]] / [[Fred and Trent pass without a word]] / [[The corridor is empty]] / [[Trent turns back to watch as Fred heads back toward Trent]] / Fred: A biohazard warning label on my door. How quaint. / Trent: Just doing my civic duty...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 29, 2003 Fred: This is the last straw, Trent. I'm through with your games. If you want a war, you've got a war. / Trent: Just doing my part for the public's health. / Fred: You may be skirting around Dwayne's rules, but it's no less threatening. I'm not going to take it anymore. / Trent: So sue me. / [third panel...
GPF Archive: Thursday, October 30, 2003 [Nicole speaks into the telephone.] / Nicole: Let me get this straight. In your opinion, Trent has discriminated against you, and you'd like to take him to court. / Fred: That is correct. / Nicole: Well, based on what you've described, I'd think under normal circumstances you'd have a clear case... / Fred:...
GPF Archive: Friday, October 31, 2003 [[Trent was browsing through some papers and is looking up in aggressive shock as Fred comes crawling in on the desk]] / Fred: I gave you a fair warning, Trent. Now it's time to pay the piper. I'm suing your sorry butt. / Trent: You're WHAT?! / [[Close up of Fred, from over Trent's shoulder]] / Fred: I...
GPF Archive: Saturday, November 1, 2003 [[Dexter, accompanied by Sharon, is talking to Dwayne]] / Dexter: Dwayne, after a lot of thought and some convincing by Sharon, I've decided to accept your offer for the full-time position. / Dwayne: That's great, Dexter! / [[The trio Dexter, Sharon, Dwayne is looking at Trent, who is leaving the picture,...
 
GPF Archive: Sunday, November 2, 2003 You know what I realized? This week marks my five year anniversary working at GPF. / Wow. You're finally vested. Congrats. / You know what that also means? We'll almost be dating for four years... Isn't it time you asked me something? / Do you thinks this 300 MHz memory will work with an old 100MHz motherboard? / Not...
GPF Archive: Monday, November 3, 2003 [[Nick and Ki are shopping in a "Best Buy" type electronics store. They are pushing a cart. Trish walks in front of them, carrying a box in front of her face.]] / Nick: So what's your plans for the holidays...? / Ki: Nick! Look out! / <> / Nick: Gosh, I'm sorry Miss! I didn't see you there! Let...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, November 4, 2003 [[Nick and Ki glare at Good Trish.]] / Good Trish: Sir? Are you okay? / Nick: T-that's far enough, Trish! You keep your distance! / [[Nick hands Trish her box]] / Trish: I-I'm sorry, I didn't mean to bump into you... / Nick: I'll help you pick your things up, but I want you to stay away from me. Understand? / Trish:...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, November 5, 2003 Nick: Good grief. *That* was a blast from the recent past. We haven't seen Trish in months... / Ki: For the better, in my opinion. / Ki: Was she acting odd to you? It almost seemed like she didn't recognize us. / Nick: I *did* notice, but I don't understand why. She certainly made an impression on...
GPF Archive: Thursday, November 6, 2003 {{The Trish in this comic is the "evil" Trish}} / [[after bumping into Trish again in the computer store, Ki poits angrily at Trish, Nick glares at her, Trish holds up her hands defensively]] / Ki: We warned you, Trish. Keep your distance from Nick or else. / Trish: Retract the claws, tigress. I got the...
 
GPF Archive: Friday, November 7, 2003 {{The Trish in this comic is the "good" Trish}} / [[Sharon and Ki sit opposite in a dining-booth, two drinks on the table, Sharon holds a pen and paper, Ki just paper]] / Sharon: So you guys actually ran into Trish at the electronics store yesterday? / Ki: Yeah. And let me tell you, it was even more awkward...
GPF Archive: Saturday, November 8, 2003 {{The Trish in this comic is the "good" Trish}} / [[Trish is looking to the ground shyly, fretting with her clothing. Nameless shapes in the background]] / Trish: I-I'm really v-very sorry I b-bumped into your cart, b-but I don't see why th-that should make you and y-your friend s-so upset... / [[Shot...
GPF Archive: Sunday, November 9, 2003 {{The Trish in this comic is the "good" Trish}} / [[Wide shot of Trish sitting opposite to Sharon and Ki in the dining booth. Trish is looking down at the table, in a confessing pose]] / Trish: I-I moved here only a couple weeks ago, hoping to find a job. I-I tried this place called Goodman Rubber, but...
GPF Archive: Monday, November 10, 2003 {{The Trish in this comic is the "good" Trish}} / [[Sharon, Ki and Trish are standing in a hallway. Sharon is opening the door to her apartment while Ki speaks with Trish]] / Trish: So, you thought I was someone else? / Ki: Not exactly. More like someone else thought they were you. / [[Inside, Sharon...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, November 11, 2003 Sharon: There. I'm not proud of it, but we're in. Patricia Marshall, head of I/T, November 2002 through her termination in April 2003. / Trish: Th-This can't be! I never worked for Goodman Rubber! / Ki: But that's your photo. Is that your Social Security Number? / Trish: Y-Yes, but I don't remember...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, November 11, 2003 Sharon: There. I'm not proud of it, but we're in. Patricia Marshall, head of I/T, November 2002 through her termination in April 2003. / Trish: Th-This can't be! I never worked for Goodman Rubber! / Ki: But that's your photo. Is that your Social Security Number? / Trish: Y-Yes, but I don't remember...
 
GPF Archive: Wednesday, November 12, 2003 [[Outside shot of 4 story apartment building.]] <> / Landlady: Wha--? Oh, it's YOU. What do you want? / Trish: S-sorry to bother you, b-but I think I locked m-my keys in my r-room... / Landlady: Hrm. Whatever. Bring 'em back when yer done. An' no more o' them weird noises, Marshall. Ms. Graham...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, November 12, 2003 [[Outside shot of 4 story apartment building.]] <> / Landlady: Wha--? Oh, it's YOU. What do you want? / Trish: S-sorry to bother you, b-but I think I locked m-my keys in my r-room... / Landlady: Hrm. Whatever. Bring 'em back when yer done. An' no more o' them weird noises, Marshall. Ms. Graham...
GPF Archive: Thursday, November 13, 2003 [[Sharon, Ki, and Good Trish are entering Bad Trish's apartment to find out whats going on]] / Good Trish: Looks like nobody's home. Maybe we can pick up a few clues. / [[Sharon is looking at a burger on a table]] / Sharon: Well, she's been here recently. Looks like she had a Wacky Burger and fries....
GPF Archive: Friday, November 14, 2003 [[Trish looking apprehensively back over her shoulder, as Sharon in the background bends toward a computer case.]] / Trish: This is so bizarre... So many things seem familiar here, but others seem so... so FOREIGN... / Sharon (in foreground with Ki, Trish in background) : Hey, Ki. Check this out. There...
GPF Archive: Saturday, November 15, 2003 Sharon (whispering to Ki, as Trish stands in the background, facing away): So... what do YOU make of her? Do you believe her story, or do you think she's playing some elaborate hoax on us? / Ki (whispering): I don't know. THIS Trish seems so unlike the OLD Trish it's hard to say they're the same person....
GPF Archive: Sunday, November 16, 2003 [[Trish's Fire escape. Nega-Trish stands outside while Ki and Sharon, framed by the window, look out]] / <> / Ki: What was that? / [[Nega-Trish raps her gun against the railing]] / <> / [[close-up on Ki and Sharon]] / Ki: I think someone just ran up the fire escape. Sharon, go check...
 
GPF Archive: Monday, November 17, 2003 [[Ki and Good Trish are left in Bad Trish's apartment, while Sharon has gone to check the noise they heard from the fire escape]] / Ki: Stay here. Get ready to call the cops. / Good Trish: B-But aren't WE th-the ones trespassing...? / [[A shadowy figure holding a blanket sneaks up behind Ki]] / [[The...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, November 18, 2003 [[good trish is holding a cordless phone, shaking in fear]] / <> / Good Trish: H- Hello? M- Miss? Are you okay? / [[A shadow figure appears in the doorway]] / Good Trish: Oh. Th- There you are. D- Did you see anything. W- Was anyone th- there? / [[The shadow figure approaches Trish, leaving...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, November 19, 2003 Bad Trish: Hrmph. And to think he told me to be wary of Oshiro and Murphy. Pushovers. / Good Trish: Y-you're the one impersonating me! / Bad Trish: And you... a sniveling whiney coward. A mousey little wimp. I don't know whether I should be surprised or ashamed. / Good Trish: Y-you can't get away...
GPF Archive: Thursday, November 20, 2003 Good Trish: Wh-what do you mean, you *are* m-me? / Bad Trish: Sheesh. If you're *this* galacticly stupid, that must mean I'm a *genius*. / Bad Trish: I was going to be content sliding in here and taking your place while you were in Europe, but you had to ruin that by coming back early. Looks like I'll...
GPF Archive: Friday, November 21, 2003 [[Bad Trish moves into the shadows with Good Trish's body over her shoulders. A voice calls from the other room]] / Sharon: Ki? / Sharon: Ki? You there? I went to the roof, but didn't see anyone... / Sharon: Ki? Trish? Where *is* everybody? / Ki [[from beneath a blanket]]: OOOOOH... / Sharon: ...
 
GPF Archive: Saturday, November 22, 2003 Sharon: Ki! What happened? / Ki: I-I don't know. Somebody threw a sheet over my head and knocked me out. Where's Trish? / Sharon: I don't know. She's not in here anywhere I can see. / Ki: This is so strange. Where did she go, and why did she leave? / Sharon: I don't like this, Ki. I think we've...
GPF Archive: Sunday, November 23, 2003 [[Nick, Ki, Sharon and Dexter are sitting around a table in a resturaunt]] / Dexter: So you just left? You didn't try to find out where she went? / Sharon: We did look, but I couldn't find her. Plus I thought Ki's head was worse... / Nick: So where's the law-abiding girl I thought I was dating? / Ki: Ha...
GPF Archive: Monday, November 24, 2003 [[Trish, looking sad, the back of Nick's head in the foreground]] / Trish: I want to... apologize for my actions. Both recently and a few months ago. I haven't been... myself. / Trish: My advances toward you, Nick, were inappropriate, as was my treatment of Dexter. And my actions last night were not......
GPF Archive: Tuesday, November 25, 2003 Trish: I was diagnosed with multiple personality disorder a few months ago. Unfortunately, I haven't been diligent in taking my medication. / [[Sharon elbows Dexter]] / Dexter: OW! / Trish: I'm... uncomfortable telling you all of this, but I feel I owe you an explanation. I can understand if you can't...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, November 26, 2003 Nick: Um...So... / Ki: None of you actually believe all that garbage, do you? / Nick: Well, she _did_ seem sincere. Maybe we should give her a second chance... / Ki: One word: _Trudy_. / Nick: Ouch. Pour a bit more salt in that wound, would you? / Sharon: Well, this still doesn't explain everything... / Sharon:...
 

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