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GPF Archive: Friday, August 29, 2003 [[Trudy is barely hanging onto the helicopter containing Mr. Mayers and PC]] / Mr. Mayers: PC! Miss Trueheart has performed a most valuable service for you! We must treat her with a modicum of respect! / Mr. Mayers: Now, my dear Trudy, you must understand that while my intentions of keeping our bargain...
GPF Archive: Saturday, August 30, 2003 [[Trudy falls out of a helicopter]] / Trudy: Now it has come full circle. The hunted is hunted once more... alone, as always... / [[Trudy plunges into water]] / Trudy: Betrayed. The betrayer has been betrayed... trust never was one of my stronger traits, in either direction... / [[Trudy swims away...
GPF Archive: Sunday, August 31, 2003 [[A doll-sized Ki sits on an over-sized chair wearing a dress in a young girl's style]] / [[Nick is working in the GPF offices with Ki standing to his left and Dexter behind him, facing the other direction]] / Ki: Hey there, hot stuff. We still on for lunch? / Nick: Yep, sweetie. Let me kick off this...
GPF Archive: Monday, September 1, 2003 [[Nick and Ki enter a petite clothing store]] / Nick: (thinking) I wonder what Dexter meant when he said, "Nice knowing you..." / [[Nick holds clothes as Ki browses]] / [[Nick holds even more clothes as Ki continues to browse]] / [[Nick is heavily laden down by clothes while Ki looks at more clothes]] / Nick:...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, September 2, 2003 [[Nick is sitting outside a shop's dressing rooms as Ki tries on clothes]] / Ki: Grrr... AAAAH! / [[Ki leaves a dressing room, with trowser legs trailing over her feet]] / Ki: These are the fourth pair of "petite" pants I've tried on that are still too long! / Ki: I can't remember the last time I bought...
 
GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 3, 2003 [[Nick and Ki are in a petite clothing store]] / Ki: Do you have any idea what it's like to be as short as I am? / Nick: Well, I'm no basketball player myself. / [[A dowdy dress is behind Ki to her right and a midriff-baring t-shirt and bellbottom outfit is to her left]] / Ki: Every time I shop for clothes,...
GPF Archive: Thursday, September 4, 2003 [[Nick leaves the men's washroom at a clothing store]] / Nick: (thinking) Man... Ki is really steamed about this shopping trip. I should try to find some way to cheer her up... / [[Nick sees a sea of clothes]] / Nick: (thinking) Crud... where did she go? She was just here? / Nick: Ki? / [[Ki's arm...
GPF Archive: Friday, September 5, 2003 [[Nick and Ki are shopping]] / Nick: Ki, I'm sorry about how your height keeps being a problem. It's not quite the same, but being left-handed has caused problems for me, too. / Ki: So you can't find a pair of scissors? / Nick: It's not just that. Doorknobs on the wrong side, have to turn spiral-bound...
GPF Archive: Saturday, September 6, 2003 [[Nick and Ki are in an ice cream and sushi restaurant]] / Nick: So... did the ice cream help you feel better? / Ki: Sigh... yeah. Thanks, Nick. / [[Nick is sitting with a wall to his left and Ki to his right]] / Ki: I'm sorry about my rampage. It just gets frustrating when I look and can't find anything. / Nick:...
GPF Archive: Sunday, September 7, 2003 [[Fred goes down a corridor, near where Sharon is working]] / [[Fred turns towards Sharon]] / Sharon: Hey, Fred. What are you still doing here this late at night? / Fred: Handling a call from that new customer in Hawaii. This was the only time she had free. / [[Fred perches atop a filing cabinet beside...
 
GPF Archive: Monday, September 8, 2003 [[Fred is perched atop a filing cabinet beside Sharon]] / Sharon: You're not leaving, are you, Fred? / Fred: Can't. Nick went home hours ago, so I'm spending the night in the dumpster out back. / Sharon: Why don't you stay in here with me? We'll keep each other company... / Fred: Um, okay, I guess. ...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, September 9, 2003 [[Fred is perched atop a filing cabinet next to where Sharon is working]] / Sharon: Speaking of Fooker, it's odd how this hacker keeps trying to use his old login to get into our systems... / Fred: Are the being successful? / Sharon: No. The first thing I did as the new sys admin was to delete all of...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 10, 2003 [[Fred is perched atop a filing cabinet next to where Sharon is working]] / Fred: Ugh... are you still at it? It's been two hours... / Sharon: Sorry, Fred. This hacker is persistent... / Sharon: Holy cow... He's made a pop-up window on my screen. I think he's trying to talk by hacking directly into...
GPF Archive: Thursday, September 11, 2003 [[Fred sits atop a filing cabinet next to where Sharon was working]] / Fred: He's gone? What did you do? / Sharon: Took advantage of a flaw in his router's firmware and used our servers to ping flood him offline. / [[Sharon gets her jacket]] / Fred: So he's not coming back? / Sharon: Heh. Not 'til he buys...
GPF Archive: Friday, September 12, 2003 [[Sharon enters the GPF Software offices]] / Dwayne: Hey, Sharon! Still planning to take Friday off? / Sharon: Yes, sir! I should have enough hours built up tonight. / Dwayne: Good. By the way, that package was in front of our door this morning. It's addressed to you. / Sharon: Package? / [[Sharon...
 
GPF Archive: Saturday, September 13, 2003 [[Sharon opening box]] / Sharon: Who would send me a disassembled hard drive with a note about a 12-hour test? "Failure is not an option..." / Fred: Um, maybe you should just throw it away... / Sharon: Now hold on here, I'm not going to just throw it away. It could be something important. / Fred: Or a...
GPF Archive: Sunday, September 14, 2003 [[Fred is perched atop a filing cabinet next to Sharon's desk]] / Sharon: Okay, let me see if I get this straight... / Sharon: Almost four years ago, Fooker got this exact same test from some ubergeek organization calling itself the Brotherhood of the Twisted Pair. He passed the test, and was about...
GPF Archive: Monday, September 15, 2003 [[Sharon sits at her desk with Fred on her shoulder]] / Sharon: I've reassembled the hard drive and hooked it up. It's in some weird file system, but I was able to bang out a driver to read it. / Sharon: Hm... triple encrypted. Fortunately, I recognize the ciphers and know an exploit for each. We'll...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, September 16, 2003 [[Sharon leaves the GPF Software offices]] / Dwayne: Sharon? Isn't it a bit early for lunch? / Sharon: Sorry, Dwayne. Got an errand to run. / [[Fred peeks out of Sharon's purse as Sharon walks towards her car]] / Sharon: So the latitude and longitude matched the same abandoned IBM warehouse you and Fooker...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 17, 2003 [[Sharon knocks on the brotherhood's warehouse's door with Fred peeking out of her purse]] / Sharon: Well, this is the place. Stay out of sight while I see if anyone is here... / <> / [[Fred hides in Sharon's purse as she looks around]] / [[Sharon checks her watch while waiting]] / [[Sharon...
 
GPF Archive: Thursday, September 18, 2003 [[Sharon waits by the brotherhood's warehouse as Fred returns to her purse]] / <> / Sharon: Ah, it's about time... / Fred: Back into the purse I go... / [[A bleary-eyed member of the brotherhood looks out the door and Sharon holds out a piece of paper]] / h4mm3r: Mrgf... wha-? Who...? / Sharon: My...
GPF Archive: Friday, September 19, 2003 [[Sharon sneaks into the warehouse through a window while Fred peeks out of her purse]] / Sharon: Great... on the day I'm sneaking into a secret enclave, I decided to wear a skirt... / Fred: No luck at the front door? / [[Sharon is in the warehouse]] / Sharon: No, I kept trying and nobody came back. And...
GPF Archive: Saturday, September 20, 2003 [[Sharon walks through the brotherhood's warehouse with Fred on her shoulder]] / Sharon: Wow! Look at this hardware, Fred! This place generates as many cycles as a few supercomputers! / Fred: I'm supposed to be impressed, right? / [[Sharon walks through a field of game consoles]] / Fred: What's with...
GPF Archive: Sunday, September 21, 2003 [[Sharon is blindfolded and tied to a chair]] / Zero One: Where is the prisoner? / Brotherhood member: In here, O great one. / Zero One: Where did you say you found her? / Brotherhood member: In the server room. She was alone, but talking to herself. / Zero One: How did she find us? / Brotherhood member:...
GPF Archive: Monday, September 22, 2003 [[h4mm3r removes the blindfold from Sharon]] / Brotherhood member: Talk, spy! Where did you acquire this note? / [[Brotherhood members are visible as silhouettes, Zero One hits h4mm3r]] / <> / Zero One: Why did you take her blindfold off, you moron! Now she can see us! / h4mm3r: Th-the light's behind...
 
GPF Archive: Tuesday, September 23, 2003 [[Sharon is tied to a chair and faces the shadowed members of the brotherhood]] / Zero One: Enough of this foolishness! Where did you acquire this note, woman? / Sharon: It was sent to me in a box with the "test." / Zero One: Impossible. The test was sent to S. Murphy. / Sharon: I'm S. Murphy. Sharon...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 24, 2003 [[Sharon is tied to a chair, facing shadowed members of the brotherhood]] / Sharon: Don't tell me you dweebs are so Neolithic that you think a woman can't finish your stupid test... / Brotherhood Member: Well, yeah... / Sharon: Great. Women's Lib just rolled back a hundred years here... / h4mm3r: Careful....
GPF Archive: Thursday, September 25, 2003 [[Sharon is tied to a chair facing the shadowed members of the brotherhood]] / One Zero: O great one, if this woman indeed followed our clues to get here, it poses a most serious question... / One Zero: We know when "S. Murphy" logs in at work, and when she arrived at our door. Discounting travel time,...
GPF Archive: Friday, September 26, 2003 [[Sharon is tied to a chair facing the shadowed members of the brotherhood]] / Zero One: I will interrogate the prisoner further later. For now, call a session of the council for this evening. / h4mm3r: Yes, O great one. / Sharon: You'll never get away with this! This is kidnapping! / Zero One: And how...
GPF Archive: Saturday, September 27, 2003 [[Zero One and One Zero discuss the situation]] / One Zero: The prisoner has been secured, great Zero One, and the council notified of tonight's emergency session. / Zero One: Excellent, One Zero. / Zero One: This is perplexing. When he who shall not be named came into our midst, I was certain he would...
 

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