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| GPF Archive: Friday, August 29, 2003 | [[Trudy is barely hanging onto the helicopter containing Mr. Mayers and PC]]
/ Mr. Mayers: PC! Miss Trueheart has performed a most valuable service for you! We must treat her with a modicum of respect! / Mr. Mayers: Now, my dear Trudy, you must understand that while my intentions of keeping our bargain... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030829.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, August 30, 2003 | [[Trudy falls out of a helicopter]]
/ Trudy: Now it has come full circle. The hunted is hunted once more... alone, as always... / [[Trudy plunges into water]]
/ Trudy: Betrayed. The betrayer has been betrayed... trust never was one of my stronger traits, in either direction... / [[Trudy swims away... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030830.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, August 31, 2003 | [[A doll-sized Ki sits on an over-sized chair wearing a dress in a young girl's style]] / [[Nick is working in the GPF offices with Ki standing to his left and Dexter behind him, facing the other direction]]
/ Ki: Hey there, hot stuff. We still on for lunch?
/ Nick: Yep, sweetie. Let me kick off this... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030831.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, September 1, 2003 | [[Nick and Ki enter a petite clothing store]]
/ Nick: (thinking) I wonder what Dexter meant when he said, "Nice knowing you..." / [[Nick holds clothes as Ki browses]] / [[Nick holds even more clothes as Ki continues to browse]] / [[Nick is heavily laden down by clothes while Ki looks at more clothes]]
/ Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030901.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, September 2, 2003 | [[Nick is sitting outside a shop's dressing rooms as Ki tries on clothes]]
/ Ki: Grrr... AAAAH! / [[Ki leaves a dressing room, with trowser legs trailing over her feet]]
/ Ki: These are the fourth pair of "petite" pants I've tried on that are still too long! / Ki: I can't remember the last time I bought... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030902.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 3, 2003 | [[Nick and Ki are in a petite clothing store]]
/ Ki: Do you have any idea what it's like to be as short as I am?
/ Nick: Well, I'm no basketball player myself. / [[A dowdy dress is behind Ki to her right and a midriff-baring t-shirt and bellbottom outfit is to her left]]
/ Ki: Every time I shop for clothes,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030903.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, September 4, 2003 | [[Nick leaves the men's washroom at a clothing store]]
/ Nick: (thinking) Man... Ki is really steamed about this shopping trip. I should try to find some way to cheer her up... / [[Nick sees a sea of clothes]]
/ Nick: (thinking) Crud... where did she go? She was just here? / Nick: Ki? / [[Ki's arm... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030904.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, September 5, 2003 | [[Nick and Ki are shopping]]
/ Nick: Ki, I'm sorry about how your height keeps being a problem. It's not quite the same, but being left-handed has caused problems for me, too. / Ki: So you can't find a pair of scissors?
/ Nick: It's not just that. Doorknobs on the wrong side, have to turn spiral-bound... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030905.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, September 6, 2003 | [[Nick and Ki are in an ice cream and sushi restaurant]]
/ Nick: So... did the ice cream help you feel better?
/ Ki: Sigh... yeah. Thanks, Nick. / [[Nick is sitting with a wall to his left and Ki to his right]]
/ Ki: I'm sorry about my rampage. It just gets frustrating when I look and can't find anything.
/ Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030906.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, September 7, 2003 | [[Fred goes down a corridor, near where Sharon is working]] / [[Fred turns towards Sharon]]
/ Sharon: Hey, Fred. What are you still doing here this late at night?
/ Fred: Handling a call from that new customer in Hawaii. This was the only time she had free. / [[Fred perches atop a filing cabinet beside... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030907.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, September 8, 2003 | [[Fred is perched atop a filing cabinet beside Sharon]]
/ Sharon: You're not leaving, are you, Fred?
/ Fred: Can't. Nick went home hours ago, so I'm spending the night in the dumpster out back. / Sharon: Why don't you stay in here with me? We'll keep each other company...
/ Fred: Um, okay, I guess. ... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030908.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, September 9, 2003 | [[Fred is perched atop a filing cabinet next to where Sharon is working]]
/ Sharon: Speaking of Fooker, it's odd how this hacker keeps trying to use his old login to get into our systems...
/ Fred: Are the being successful? / Sharon: No. The first thing I did as the new sys admin was to delete all of... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030909.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 10, 2003 | [[Fred is perched atop a filing cabinet next to where Sharon is working]]
/ Fred: Ugh... are you still at it? It's been two hours...
/ Sharon: Sorry, Fred. This hacker is persistent... / Sharon: Holy cow... He's made a pop-up window on my screen. I think he's trying to talk by hacking directly into... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030910.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, September 11, 2003 | [[Fred sits atop a filing cabinet next to where Sharon was working]]
/ Fred: He's gone? What did you do?
/ Sharon: Took advantage of a flaw in his router's firmware and used our servers to ping flood him offline. / [[Sharon gets her jacket]]
/ Fred: So he's not coming back?
/ Sharon: Heh. Not 'til he buys... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030911.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, September 12, 2003 | [[Sharon enters the GPF Software offices]]
/ Dwayne: Hey, Sharon! Still planning to take Friday off?
/ Sharon: Yes, sir! I should have enough hours built up tonight. / Dwayne: Good. By the way, that package was in front of our door this morning. It's addressed to you.
/ Sharon: Package? / [[Sharon... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030912.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, September 13, 2003 | [[Sharon opening box]]
/ Sharon: Who would send me a disassembled hard drive with a note about a 12-hour test? "Failure is not an option..."
/ Fred: Um, maybe you should just throw it away... / Sharon: Now hold on here, I'm not going to just throw it away. It could be something important.
/ Fred: Or a... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030913.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, September 14, 2003 | [[Fred is perched atop a filing cabinet next to Sharon's desk]]
/ Sharon: Okay, let me see if I get this straight... / Sharon: Almost four years ago, Fooker got this exact same test from some ubergeek organization calling itself the Brotherhood of the Twisted Pair. He passed the test, and was about... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030914.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, September 15, 2003 | [[Sharon sits at her desk with Fred on her shoulder]]
/ Sharon: I've reassembled the hard drive and hooked it up. It's in some weird file system, but I was able to bang out a driver to read it. / Sharon: Hm... triple encrypted. Fortunately, I recognize the ciphers and know an exploit for each. We'll... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030915.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, September 16, 2003 | [[Sharon leaves the GPF Software offices]]
/ Dwayne: Sharon? Isn't it a bit early for lunch?
/ Sharon: Sorry, Dwayne. Got an errand to run. / [[Fred peeks out of Sharon's purse as Sharon walks towards her car]]
/ Sharon: So the latitude and longitude matched the same abandoned IBM warehouse you and Fooker... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030916.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 17, 2003 | [[Sharon knocks on the brotherhood's warehouse's door with Fred peeking out of her purse]]
/ Sharon: Well, this is the place. Stay out of sight while I see if anyone is here...
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030917.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, September 18, 2003 | [[Sharon waits by the brotherhood's warehouse as Fred returns to her purse]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030918.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, September 19, 2003 | [[Sharon sneaks into the warehouse through a window while Fred peeks out of her purse]]
/ Sharon: Great... on the day I'm sneaking into a secret enclave, I decided to wear a skirt...
/ Fred: No luck at the front door? / [[Sharon is in the warehouse]]
/ Sharon: No, I kept trying and nobody came back. And... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030919.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, September 20, 2003 | [[Sharon walks through the brotherhood's warehouse with Fred on her shoulder]]
/ Sharon: Wow! Look at this hardware, Fred! This place generates as many cycles as a few supercomputers!
/ Fred: I'm supposed to be impressed, right? / [[Sharon walks through a field of game consoles]]
/ Fred: What's with... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030920.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, September 21, 2003 | [[Sharon is blindfolded and tied to a chair]]
/ Zero One: Where is the prisoner?
/ Brotherhood member: In here, O great one. / Zero One: Where did you say you found her?
/ Brotherhood member: In the server room. She was alone, but talking to herself. / Zero One: How did she find us?
/ Brotherhood member:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030921.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, September 22, 2003 | [[h4mm3r removes the blindfold from Sharon]]
/ Brotherhood member: Talk, spy! Where did you acquire this note? / [[Brotherhood members are visible as silhouettes, Zero One hits h4mm3r]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030922.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, September 23, 2003 | [[Sharon is tied to a chair and faces the shadowed members of the brotherhood]]
/ Zero One: Enough of this foolishness! Where did you acquire this note, woman?
/ Sharon: It was sent to me in a box with the "test." / Zero One: Impossible. The test was sent to S. Murphy.
/ Sharon: I'm S. Murphy. Sharon... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030923.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 24, 2003 | [[Sharon is tied to a chair, facing shadowed members of the brotherhood]]
/ Sharon: Don't tell me you dweebs are so Neolithic that you think a woman can't finish your stupid test...
/ Brotherhood Member: Well, yeah... / Sharon: Great. Women's Lib just rolled back a hundred years here...
/ h4mm3r: Careful.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030924.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, September 25, 2003 | [[Sharon is tied to a chair facing the shadowed members of the brotherhood]]
/ One Zero: O great one, if this woman indeed followed our clues to get here, it poses a most serious question... / One Zero: We know when "S. Murphy" logs in at work, and when she arrived at our door. Discounting travel time,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030925.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, September 26, 2003 | [[Sharon is tied to a chair facing the shadowed members of the brotherhood]]
/ Zero One: I will interrogate the prisoner further later. For now, call a session of the council for this evening.
/ h4mm3r: Yes, O great one. / Sharon: You'll never get away with this! This is kidnapping!
/ Zero One: And how... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030926.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, September 27, 2003 | [[Zero One and One Zero discuss the situation]]
/ One Zero: The prisoner has been secured, great Zero One, and the council notified of tonight's emergency session.
/ Zero One: Excellent, One Zero. / Zero One: This is perplexing. When he who shall not be named came into our midst, I was certain he would... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030927.html |
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