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| GPF Archive: Thursday, May 1, 2003 | [[Ki sneaks into the office.]]
/ Ki (to Fred): Okay, remember not to say anything until I say it's all clear... / [[Fred peeks out of Ki's purse.]]
/ Fred: I'm not so sure about this...
/ Ki: It's either here, or back to Prof. Wisebottom's lab...
/ Fred: Shutting up. / [[Ki peeks into Dwayne's office.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030501.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, May 2, 2003 | [[Dwayne, Ki and Fred are in Dwayne's office. Dwayne is sitting behind the desk, Fred and Ki are both sitting on the desk. Dwayne is pointing at Fred.]]
/ Dwayne: So let me get this straight. You want me to hire Fred as our new phone support operator?
/ Ki: Yes! / [[Ki shows off Fred with her hand.]]
/ Ki:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030502.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, May 3, 2003 | [[Fred is on the GPF help line. He is wearing a headset and sitting in front of a computer.]]
/ Fred: Good afternoon. This is GPF Software, Fred speaking. how may I help you?
/ Customer: Yes, I can't seem to access my database. / Fred: Okay, what sort of error are you getting when you start the client?
/ Customer:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030503.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, May 4, 2003 | Dwayne: Nick, I need your input on... Oh...
/ [[Nick is not at his computer.]] / Dwayne: Ki, Sharon, have you seen Nick today?
/ Sharon: Can't say that I have. His car wasn't outside earlier. / Ki: That's odd. He usually beats me here in the mornings, and he didn't tell me he was calling in sick...
/ Dwayne:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030504.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, May 5, 2003 | [[Nick is standing in front of his invention, unshaven and with hair unkempt from staying up all night.]]
/ Nick: Grr... My newest invention is nearly complete, but this apartment can't supply enough power to operate it. / [[Nick thinks, curling a finger across his lips and Fred is sitting on a table... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030505.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, May 6, 2003 | [[Trent and Dexter approach Sharon and Ki at GPF.]]
/ Trent: Hey, Sharon. Why is the network so slow?
/ Dexter: It's like someone is hogging all the bandwidth.
/ [[Ki and Sharon look at each other.]] / [[The lights go out; Sharon looks around.]]
/ Ki: Looks like we have bigger problems. The power's out!
/ Sharon:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030506.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, May 7, 2003 | [[In the basement of GPF, everyone listens to Nick's explanation of his invention.]]
/ Dwayne: Nick, what in Sam Hill is going on here?
/ Nick: Dwayne, you are about to be introduced to my newest invention. / [[Nick points to a bunch of chairs with helmets suspended above them and a machine behind them.]]
/ Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030507.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, May 8, 2003 | [[Dwayne whispers to Ki, as Nick is seen making last-minute adjustments to the MUTEX.]]
/ Dwayne (whispers): How in the heck did Nick build this thing?
/ Ki (whispers): The inventor's gene. Once he comes up with an idea, he is compelled to complete it. / [[Dwayne, Ki, Trent and Dexter are standing, watching... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030508.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, May 9, 2003 | [[Nick shows his co-workers the MUTEX in the basement of GPF Software]]
/ Nick: You're just in time for the maiden trial of the MUTEX, and I just so happen to have enough chairs for everyone. / [[Nick points to Fred, who holds an instruction list]]
/ Nick: Since the brain wave analyzers are incompatible... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030509.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, May 10, 2003 | [[Nicholas Wellington is unshaven. Trenton Terrell and Sharon Murphy are about to put on Mutex helmets. Other cast members are off-panel.]]
/ Sharon: So what kind of virtual worlds can we explore?
/ Nick: Anything! the Mutex will scour the web for the info it needs. / [[Fred the slime mold and Dexter... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030510.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, May 11, 2003 | [[Fred the slime mold and an unshaven Nicholas Wellington are to the left. To the right, we see Sharon Murphy, Dwayne Duncan, and Ki Oshiro, all wearing Mutex helmets.]]
/ Nick: Everyone strapped in? Good. Fred, begin the initilization sequence.
/ Fred: Yesss, massster. / [[nick puts on his helmet.]]
/ Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030511.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, May 12, 2003 | [[Inside the Mutex. Dexter, Ki and Sharon are dressed like characters from "The Matrix". Nick is dressed like a character from "Tron", and is offended.]]
/ Ki: Everything else you have done screamed "Matrix." Why would we have thought you wanted "Tron?"
/ Dexter: Greetings, program.
/ Nick: Okay, fine. / Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030512.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, May 13, 2003 | [[Everyone has entered the mutex. The group is walking down the street]]
/ Nick: As you can see, the mutex has faithfully recreated this entire world in vivid detail. / [[Woman in red dress passes by. Dexter turns arount to watch her]]
/ Nick: Every aspect is in place. Feel the breeze, smell the car exhaust,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030513.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, May 14, 2003 | [[Nick, Trent, Dwayne, Ki and Sharon, on the roof of a virtual building in the MUTEX. All of them are wearing dark leather coats and sunglasses, a la The Matrix.]]
/ Nick: Okay, let's test to see how far we can bend the rules. Fred, reduce ground hardness to point zero zero four.
/ Fred (voiceover): Roger. / Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030514.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, May 15, 2003 | [[A mime is struggling in the background]]
/ Trent: Where did the mime come from?
/ Nick: I made him! Don't you see? I thought him into existence! / Nick: Our brains completely control this realm! Anything and everything we want simply comes into existence when we think it, because the mutex finds what... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030515.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, May 16, 2003 | [[Everyone is standing on the rooftop of a high building, Dwayne steps over the edge]]
/ Dwayne: Well, now that I've got En Vogue stuck in my head, I might as well jump! / [Dwayne jumps over the edge, Nick and Ki look down]]
/ Nick: Well, I guess he didn't believe hard enough.
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030516.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, May 17, 2003 | [[Dwayne bounces back up in the background. Nick, Sharon and Trent are in a group talking]]
/ Trent: So anything we think of simply happens?
/ Nick: Yes. But for the sake of demonstration, we should stick with a theme... / [[Ki bounces up in the background. Two girls poof in to existance, clinging to... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030517.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, May 18, 2003 | [[Dwayne and Ki are bouncing in the background. Trent is walking off with a girl on either side]]
/ Sharon: Nick, I'm not sure this is a good idea... You know the old adage about absolute power...
/ Nick: Nonsense! / Nick: This is the ultimate escapism, Sharon! Let them have their fun. My only concern... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030518.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, May 19, 2003 | {{Caption stating: MEANWHILE...}}
/ {{All texts in this comic are typed instead of spoken. To highlight this, a computer like typefont is used}}
/ [[Yoshi is sitting behind his computer]]
/ Computer: S1R3N: so, you had a change to look at that file i set you?
/ Yoshi: B0R0M1R: yeah. wicked stuff. / Yoshi:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030519.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, May 20, 2003 | {{all dialog in this comic is typed instead of spoken. To highlight this, the texts are in a computer-like typeface}}
/ [[Yoshi is typing on his computer]]
/ Yoshi: B0R0M1R: so what happened with that mind control chip anyway?
/ Computer: S1R3N don't know, never got to try it out. / Yoshi: B0R0M1R: ah,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030520.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, May 21, 2003 | {{All dialog in this comic is typed instead of spoken. To highlight this, the text is in a computer-like typefont}}
/ [[Yoshi is typing on his computer]]
/ Yoshi: B0R0M1R: kewl... a she-hacker. how old are you?
/ Computer: S1R3N: old enough not to fall for your prepubescent pickup lines... / Yoshi: B0R0M1R:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030521.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, May 22, 2003 | {{All dialog in this comic is typed instead of spoken. To indicate this a computer-like typeface is used}}
/ [[Yoshi is typing behind his computer]]
/ Computer: S1R3N: gpf? you hacked the company where your sister works?
/ Yoshi: B0R0M1R: yeah. just breached the firewall / Yoshi: i never got in with the... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030522.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, May 23, 2003 | {{All dialog in this comic is typed instead of spoken. To indicate this, a computer-like typeface is used}}
/ [[Yoshi is typing on his computer]]
/ Computer: S1R3N: "the mutex?"
/ Yoshi: B0R0M1R: reading docs now. it's a development machine, so i can scan the sources. / Yoshi: looks like a suped-up server,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030523.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, May 24, 2003 | {{Text is typed instead of spoken. To indicate this, a computer-like typeface is used}}
/ [[Yoshi is typing on his computer]]
/ Yoshi: B0R0M1R: ok, done. we should be able to connect using the client i'm sending you now. you got directx 9?
/ Computer: S1R3N: um... / {{Text is typed instead of spoken. To... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030524.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, May 25, 2003 | [[Dwayne, in Morpheus-outfit, is bouncing upwards, Ki, in Trinity clothing, is climbing onto the rooftop, a sky-line is visible in the background]]
/ Dwayne: Ki? Had enough of this 70-story trampoline?
/ Ki: Yeah... I'm going to find Nick. / [[Ki looks around, Dexter is visible in the background, wearing... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030525.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, May 26, 2003 | [[Ki is looking at Todd, who just appeared in the previous strip, in complete shock]]
/ Ki: T-T-T-TODD?!?
/ Todd: Um, hi, Mom. / [[Shot focused on a pondering Todd, with Ki, still shocked, in the back]]
/ Ki: Where did you come from?
/ Todd: It's a little hard to explain. There was this purple void... / [[Shot... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030526.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, May 27, 2003 | [[Shot from above of Ki and Todd talking]]
/ Todd: So dad built this big virtual reality thing, and you think you thought me into existance because you wanted to see me again?
/ Ki: I think so... / [[Close-up of Todd, thinking aloud, concentrated]]
/ Todd: That's weird. If I'm a product of this Mutex,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030527.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, May 28, 2003 | [[Sharon and Nick, in the background behind Trent on a motorcycle with a couple of girls.]]
/ Sharon: Rats! There goes Trent! We'll never catch him now!
/ Nick: Don't forget where we are, Sharon! / Nick: In the MUTEX, anything is possible. We just conjure up our own transportation.
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030528.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, May 29, 2003 | [[Yoshi and the still unidentified s1r3n, disguised in the MUTEX as Megabyte and Hexadecimal from ReBoot, riding a hovercycle over the edge of a building]]
/ s1r3n: I still don't understand who we are supposed to be, but at least you can tell me where we are going...
/ Yoshi: I don't know yet. / Yoshi:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030529.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, May 30, 2003 | [[Nick and Sharon zoom along on a motorcycle, chasing an airborne craft]]
/ Sharon: Company?
/ Nick: Those two aren't from this simulation. It looks like someone has hacked into The Mutex / Nick: Fred, how many active connections do we have?
/ Fred (voice over): If I'm reading this right, eight.
/ Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030530.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, May 30, 2003 | [[Nick and Sharon zoom along on a motorcycle, chasing an airborne craft]]
/ Sharon: Company?
/ Nick: Those two aren't from this simulation. It looks like someone has hacked into The Mutex / Nick: Fred, how many active connections do we have?
/ Fred (voice over): If I'm reading this right, eight.
/ Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030530.html |
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