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| GPF Archive: Friday, January 31, 2003 | {{Flashback sequence. Justin, Fooker's brother, narrates this scene.}} / [[Young Fooker is razzing young Justin, while a man in uniform stands behind them both.]]
/ Justin: Growing up was tough for us. Dad was an army colonel, and he ran a tight ship. I thrived on discipline, but Jason didn't. / [[Young... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030131.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, February 1, 2003 | Nick: Your dad founded the UGA?!?
/ Justin: Not founded, but he was involved pretty much near the beginning. / [[Justin is narrating]]
/ [[Amadeus and a man in the shadows, presumably Fooker and Justin's father]]
/ Justin: The Pentagon wanted a covert ops group so secret not even its members knew everything.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030201.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, February 2, 2003 | [[Two shadowy UGA men haul a passed-out Fooker into the van]]
/ Man outside van: You sure we got the right guy? This one's a lot scruffier looking...
/ Man inside van: Hey, he saved us some knock-out gas when he passed out on his own. / [[Amadeus looks at an assembly of recruits, while Fooker, a butt... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030202.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, February 3, 2003 | [[Mr. Barker arrives as Amadeus reviews some papers]]
/ Justin narrating: Only after the test results were compiled did Dad catch the mistake. By then, however, the damage had been done. / [[Mr. Barker storms off, while Amadeus looks cross]]
/ Justin narrating: Amadeus was so taken with Jason's innate... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030203.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, February 4, 2003 | Sharon: Why should you hold this against your brother? It's not his fault the UGA kidnapped him instead of you, Justin? / Justin: Maybe so, but I worked my tail off to get that job, and he waltzed in stone drunk and swiped it from me. He always beat me, without even trying. / Justin: Add on the fact... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030204.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, February 5, 2003 | Nick: Have you heard from your dad since this happened?
/ Justin: Not for a few years, and then only when he paid my last semester's tuition. / Justin: Last I heard, he was overseas, probably in the Persian Gulf. I'd bet he's hoping to be the first one to personally put a bullet in Saddam Hussein's head. / [[Justin... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030205.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, February 6, 2003 | Sharon: I may not have known your brother as long as you have, but the way you describe him sounds nothing like the man I know. / [[Nick and Ki chime in; Sharon rolls her eyes]]
/ Nick: Actually, the passing the tests while drunk does.
/ Ki: And the shoving the pencils up his nose.
/ Sharon: Sigh. Point... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030206.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, February 7, 2003 | Nick: Well, it was nice finally getting to meet you, Justin.
/ Justin: Yeah. You guys didn't turn out as nuts as I thought you'd be. / Ki: Well, you can always drop by and talk if you want.
/ Justin: Thanks. I'm new in town, so I could use a friendly face or three. / Sharon: Have you given any... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030207.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, February 8, 2003 | [[Justin is sending a message to Fooker]] / Justin typing: Hey, bro. I'm sending this over Dad's old direct terminal, so I hope it still reaches you. Don't worry, I followed protocols. / Justin typing: I ran into some of your old friends today. They seem nice, at least saner than you. They made me... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030208.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, February 9, 2003 | {{Torg and Gwynn are from Sluggy Freelance}}
/ {{Title: General Protection Freelance}}
/ [[A taxi sits outside a two story house. The doorbell rings]]< http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030209.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, February 10, 2003 | [[Torg is crouched beside a door with his ear pressed against it. A young dark haired lady, Zoe, stands behind him with her arms akimbo.]]
/ Zoe: Torg, What in the world are you doing?
/ Torg: Listening in on Gwynn and her cousin Trudy. / [[Zoe looks perplexed. She holds a finger to her chin in thought.]]
/ Zoe:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030210.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, February 11, 2003 | Gwynn: What are you doing here? Is there something you want?
/ Trudy: I need to lay low for a while. Somewhere to hide... / Gwynn: Then that was you I saw on the news, involved in that stuff going on in New York last summer!
/ Trudy: I think I heard a brain cell fire... / Gwynn: That means if... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030211.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, February 12, 2003 | Gwynn: I can't hide you here, I'm sorry. There's too many people here to ask too many questions. Can't you call on someone else? / Trudy: Hrmph. Half our family would turn me in for the FBI's reward. I can't trust them. YOU, on the other hand, are too much of a "Goody Goody" to be THAT mercenary. / Gwynn:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030212.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, February 13, 2003 | Trudy: Hmm... Maybe staying here is a bad idea anyway, but I can still use cash... and information.
/ Gywnn: Sigh... / Gywnn: Well, here's some of the money I set aside to replace my glasses.
/ Trudy: That'll do. / Gywnn: What information did you want?
/ Trudy: Where did THEY move to? You know who I'm... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030213.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, February 14, 2003 | [[Trudy enters the home of Gwen, Torg, and Zoe]]
/ Trudy: And don't forget, I was never here and you never saw me.
/ Gwen: No problem. I can't afford my glasses now... / [[Trudy stands by Torg and Zoe sitting on the couch]]
/ Trudy: You might want to convince your friends of the same thing.
/ Torg: [[Trying... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030214.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, February 15, 2003 | [[Trudy is sat in the back seat of a taxi]]
/ Trudy (thinks): It was risky coming here, but Gwynn was my best chance of finding a lead. If I could find THEM, then maybe, just maybe... / Trudy (thinks): The UGA, FBI, CIA and every other acronym are after me, and worst of all is C.R.U.D.E. I have nowhere... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030215.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, February 16, 2003 | [[Trudy gets into a taxi outside McCarran International Airport, Las Vegas, NV.]]
/ Trudy narrates: I am Trudy Trueheart. My life as I know it has been destroyed. Now I am a fugitive, accused of a crime I did not commit. / [[Trudy, wearing dark sunglasses, glares in thought in the back of the taxi]]
/ Trudy... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030216.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, February 16, 2003 | [[Trudy gets into a taxi outside McCarran International Airport, Las Vegas, NV.]]
/ Trudy narrates: I am Trudy Trueheart. My life as I know it has been destroyed. Now I am a fugitive, accused of a crime I did not commit. / [[Trudy, wearing dark sunglasses, glares in thought in the back of the taxi]]
/ Trudy... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030216.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, February 17, 2003 | Trudy's mother: So the prodigal daughter has come home, and just in time to ruin my business trip.
/ Trudy: Hello to you too, Mom. / Trudy's mother: I was just going to take the private jet to Reno to close a multi-billion dollar deal. Guess I have to stay here and entertain my failure offspring. / Trudy:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030217.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, February 18, 2003 | Trudy: Hello, Reeves.
/ Reeves: Ah, Miss Trudy. I trust I should break out your old whips and chains from storage? / Trudy: Not yet. What's this about ANOTHER guest room?
/ Mrs. Glowerhausen: You're not the only freeloader mooching off me today. / Trudy: What's that smell? I haven't smelled that in... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030218.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, February 19, 2003 | Trudy: Wh-what's Daddy doing here?
/ Mrs. Glowerhausen: After all these years, he finally won the divorce lawsuit. / Mrs. Glowerhausen: Now I have to pay him alimony, and he has to stay here until they finish building his mansion in Beverly Hills. / Trudy: Is he still smoking those joints?
/ Mrs. Glowerhausen:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030219.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, February 20, 2003 | Mr. Glowerhausen: Oh, how wonderful! You have blossomed nicely into womanhood, my Moonbeam!
/ Trudy: Dad, stop calling me that. / Mr. Glowerhausen: Your chi tells me you are fertile! If you mate now, you will bear us many wonderful grandchildren!
/ Trudy: DAD! / Mr. Glowerhausen: But I sense you have... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030220.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, February 21, 2003 | Mrs. Glowerhausen: I see you escaped from your father...
/ Trudy: It wasn't easy. Reeves was too eager to help. / Mrs. Glowerhausen: Yes, Reeves always did take a liking to you.
/ Trudy: Like when I found that video camera in my shower when I was sixteen...? / Mrs. Glowerhausen: Actually, I put that... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030221.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, February 22, 2003 | Trudy: So you know about New York?
/ Mrs. Glowerhausen: Enough to know why the FBI came looking for you three weeks ago. / Trudy: Look, I'm not looking for you to bail me out. I just need to lay low for awhile. If they've already looked here, odds are they won't be back. / Mrs. Glowerhausen: So be... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030222.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, February 23, 2003 | [[The younger Glowerhausens meet at an anti-war rally]]
/ Trudy {{describing}}: For all intents and purposes, I was a mistake. My mother, in her youthful ignorance, married my father after meeting him at an anti-war rally. I came soon after. / [[Mrs. Glowerhausen angrily observes Mr. Glowerhausen lounging... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030223.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, February 24, 2003 | Trudy: This place sure is bigger than our old one...
/ Mrs. Glowerhausen: I moved mainly so your father couldn't find me. Obviously, that didn't work. / Trudy: Should I even guess who gets it in your will?
/ Mrs. Glowerhausen: Not YOU or HIM. I'm selling it all and having a solid gold casket made. / Trudy:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030224.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, February 25, 2003 | Trudy: I have a SISTER?!
/ Mrs. Glowerhausen: Sigh. Yes, you have a little sister. I gave her up for adoption right after she was born. / Mrs. Glowerhausen: She has no idea who her birth parents are, and I want to keep it that way. So don't try to find her. For all purposes, she doesn't exist. / Trudy:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030225.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, February 26, 2003 | [[Trudy considers her life as she walks through her mother's mansion.]]
/ Trudy (thinking): So now I have a sister I never knew. Another wonderful piece to our dysfunctional family puzzle. / Trudy (thinking): Mom told me not to look for her, but I wonder...she COULD be a new ally. At the same time,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030226.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, February 27, 2003 | [[Trudy storms into her mother's office.]]
/ Trudy: You cold-hearted, traitorous witch! So I'm no longer convenient, am I? Time to take out the trash!
/ Trudy's Mom: What in the world are you talking about? / [[Trudy points angrily to the exit.]]
/ Trudy: The thirty or so FBI agents outside ready to... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030227.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, February 28, 2003 | [[Trudy's father is standing near both women, Trudy is enraged.]]
/ Trudy: --YOU-- TIPPED OFF THE FBI THAT I WAS HERE?!
/ Trudy's Dad: Yes, Moonbeam. It is time you paid for your crimes. / [[Trudy's mother crosses her arms and narrows her eyes at Trudy's father.]]
/ Trudy's Mom: Since when have you been... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030228.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, March 1, 2003 | [[Trudy and her mother are running through the house.]]
/ Trudy: I can't believe Dad is an FBI agent... or that he has such a glass jaw...
/ Trudy's Mom: I've always WANTED to deck him... / [[Trudy and her mother come up to a bookcase. Trudy's mother reaches for a book.]]
/ Trudy's Mom: This bookcase... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20030301.html |
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