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| GPF Archive: Saturday, November 2, 2002 | {{note: Part of the Surreptitious Machinations story arc.}}
/ The Gamester: We start by finding the Empress and seeing what she remembers...
/ Mischief: Hold on a century... / Mischief: We're forbidden to directly interfere with time and space. Even if we find her, how do we get the information? / [[Todd's... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20021102.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, November 3, 2002 | What's wrong?!
/ I don't know -- !! We're all -- DIFFERENT!! / Look! That's not Jeff!!
/ That guy's so OLD!!!
/ I don't know !! But, I think someone ELSE is drawing us -- !!
/ I feel so VIOLATED!
/ It must be some sort of MISTAKE!!
/ No -- !! LOOK!!! The official GPF LOGO --!! / I wonder what's happened... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20021103.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, November 4, 2002 | [[Underground, Ki is chained to a swords and sorcery style altar.]]
/ Trudy: And now to the dark gods I shall spill your blood! Be thankful your life is given for such a grand purpose! / Nick: I've got to save the fair Ki before the evil Trudy can act out her diabolical scheme! / [[Nick is dressed like... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20021104.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, November 5, 2002 | [[GPF Guest Strip by Mike Leffel]]
/ Empress Trudy: BAH! They think they've WON? I've got more tricks up my sleeves! the day will be mine yet! It's time for Plan B! / Empress Trudy: I'll destroy Fooker by replacing Fred the Slime Mold with... FALCO! My genetically modified slime mold clone soldier!... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20021105.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, November 6, 2002 | Narrator: In the beginning was the Prompt. / [[Sharon give Fooker an apple]] / Fooker: Never!
/ DevilSnake: Geekssssss.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20021106.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, November 7, 2002 | [[Nick is at the patent office.]]
/ Patent Clerk: Let's see, a patent application from Nick Wisebottom [note: should be "Wellington"]. / [[Nick raises his hand triumphantly.]]
/ Nick: It's a revolutionary new approach to--
/ Patent Clerk: GRANTED. / [[The Patent Clerk hands Nick his stamped patent application.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20021107.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, November 8, 2002 | {{Guest strip care of James Kerr of Shoot Me Now fame.}} / [[Fooker is sitting at his computer, wearing an "American Pi" T-shirt, drinking Red Bull, with Fred looking on.]]
/ Fooker: Heheheh. Just finished up a 14-hour IRC flame war with a certain Dr. Dieter Sigmar from MIT's Nuclear Research Department.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20021108.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, November 9, 2002 | {{This GPF cartoon was guest-written and drawn by Ian McDonald, creator of "Bruno the Bandit."}} / Narrator: In a dank dungeon, in an unknown location, deep underground...
/ [[A dark corridor, at the end of which is a lighted doorway. Voices issue from the doorway]]
/ Trudy: Are you awake, my sweet?
/ Jeff:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20021109.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, November 10, 2002 | {{Guest strip care of Ryan Smith, of Funny Farm fame.}} / [[Fooker is sitting at his computer, when, from off-panel:]]
/ Persephone: Fooker! We are in need of your assistance! / [[Fooker finds Persephone.]]
/ Fooker: What's the haps?
/ Persephone: Fred and myself had a little accident. / [[Fooker looks... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20021110.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, November 11, 2002 | {{Guest strip from Thomas K. Dye of Newshounds fame.}} / [[Nick & Ki talking in Ki's Mom's kitchen.]]
/ Narration Text: Nick and Fooker visit Ki at her parents' house...
/ Ki: Has anyone seen Yoshi? He was here ten minutes ago.
/ Nick: I haven't seen him. / [[Fooker walks in carrying a moving sack.]]
/ Fooker:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20021111.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, November 12, 2002 | {{Guest strip by Chris Crosby, of Superosity fame.}} / [[Fooker looks at Fred atop his monitor.]]
/ Fooker: What are you staring at, Fred? Why aren't you moving? Are you feeling-- / [[Fooker sees Fred on his shirt's sleeve.]]
/ Fred: What's the haps, Fooker ol' buddy ol' pal?
/ Fooker: GASP! / [[Fooker... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20021112.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, November 13, 2002 | {{Guest stip by Bill Holbrook of Kevin & Kell, Safe Havens, and On the Fasttrack... Done in the style of Kevin & Kell.}} / [[Hedgehog Ki working at her computer. Sound comes from off-panel.]] / [[Ki gets up and walks toward the sound.]] / [[Ki walks past Bat Nick, making the sound, working at his... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20021113.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, November 14, 2002 | {{The comic initially appears as three panels, each showing a screenshot of a text terminal RPG a la Rogue or NetHack. After a few seconds, the dialog boxes pop up, and then the blue screen. This comic created by Kevin Gadd.}}
/ [[A typical Rogue/Moria/NetHack screenshot]]
/ [[Nick gets eaten by a grue]] / [[A... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20021114.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, November 15, 2002 | {{This guest strip was written by T Campbell and drawn by Vince Suzukawa.}} / [[Box: More inescapable than a pop-under!]]
/ [[Box: More implacable than the RIAA!]]
/ [[Box: Deadlier than infected e-mail! It is...]]
/ [[Title: YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S INDIGNATION]] / Narrator: Suppose Nick and his girlfriend... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20021115.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, November 16, 2002 | {{This guest strip was written by T Campbell and drawn by Vince Suzukawa. It is a follow-up to the previous day's guest strip.}} / Narrator: B) might seem like a safe answer, but it assumes knowledge he doesn't actually have.
/ Nick: I understand.
/ Ki: Really, Nick? You mean *your* relatives live in... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20021116.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, November 17, 2002 | Nick: Sharon, can you help me with a small problem ?
/ Sharon: Sure, Nick. / Nick: I'm having problems with the new network, and I can't seem to fix it. I've tried everythink I can think ok... / Nick: I've replaced the LAN card, reinstalled the drivers, ran diagnostics on the system and the line, put... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20021117.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, November 18, 2002 | Dwayne: Ah... Perfect! / Ki: I see things are coming along nicely, Dwayne! I like this location.
/ Dwayne: Thanks, Ki. Let me help you with that. / Dwayne: Sharon and Nick have been setting up the network while I've been finalizing the details. We officially open for business tomorrow! / Dwayne: Just... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20021118.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, November 19, 2002 | Ki: We're really opening tomorrow ?
/ Dwayne: Yes! Everything has fallen into place nicely! / Dwayne: Thanks to the U.G.A., my "criminal record" was wiped clean. Several of our old customers came straight back to us, so we'll be off to a good start. / Dwayne: The insurance money won't replace our old... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20021119.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 | Dwayne: Although some of our customers came back, many had to go somewhere else. We WERE down for almost a year, after all... / Dwayne: Some have promised to return once their current contracts expire, but we still need to work hard to win new clients. / Dwayne: For all her flaws, Trudy was a powerful... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20021120.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, November 21, 2002 | Dwayne: Your offices are down there. Nick and Sharon have picked one, so pick any one that's left. / Dwayne: Sharon's restoring a lot of our data from the off-site backup. But we'll have to rewrite some code from scratch, mostly Fooker's...
/ Ki: Figures. / Ki: Sharon's a sys admin, but doesn't code... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20021121.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, November 22, 2002 | Ki: You hired DEXTER to help us get started ?!
/ Dwayne: Yes. After all the great work he did for us before, I thought he'd be a good fit. / Ki: "Great work ?"
/ Nick: I think Dwayne means the fight with C.R.U.D.E., which he shouldn't remember. The U.G.A. mind wipe ?
/ Ki: Oh. / Dwayne: For now, Dex's... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20021122.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, November 23, 2002 | Ki: Hi, Sharon. Have you heard that Dwayne hired Dexter to help us start up ?
/ Sharon: Sigh... Yes. / Ki: Are you going to be okay with that ?
/ Sharon: Eh... I'm a little weirded out by it. Remember Fooker's mind wipe ? / Sharon: I think Fooker was a bit jealous, because Dexter doesn't even remember... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20021123.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, November 24, 2002 | Dexter: Ah, my raven-haired goddess... How your smile warms my soul with its radiance... / Dexter: I could lose myself forever in the deep, endless pools of your dark, lovely eyes... The sparkle whithin dances to the happy tunes in my heart... / Dexter: Ah, my geek goddess! Why must we be separated... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20021124.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, November 25, 2002 | Dwayne: Well, the gang's all here and we're almost settled, but getting back to business is still going to be rough. / Dwayne: We really need someone with marketing skills. I did fine on my own when we first started, but we need clients fast to keep ahead of last year's debts. / Dwayne: I should be... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20021125.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, November 26, 2002 | Trent: Love the new office, D-Man! Nice location! Plenty of parking!
/ Dwayne: What are YOU doing here, Trent ? / Trent: I came to see my new best pal! See his new digs! Could use a spot of paint, though...
/ Dwayne: Shouldn't you be in prison for dropping a safe on my head ? / Trent: Funny, that. For... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20021126.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, November 27, 2002 | Dwayne: You want to HELP us ?
/ Trent: Of course! You need a marketing god. I need a job to stay on probation... / Trent: I can bring back 95% of your old clients in six weeks, and have your old client list doubled by six months! All your old debts will be erased and we'll be swimming in profits! / Dwayne:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20021127.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, November 28, 2002 | Dwayne: I don't TRUST you, Trent. You tried to kill me to get revenge on someone else. Why should I trust my company's future to you ? / Trent: Water under the bridge, buddy! I didn't actually hit you! But you NEED me now! I'm your best chance of survival, and to show you my sincerity, here's a little... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20021128.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, November 29, 2002 | Ki&Nick: YOU DID WHAT ?
/ Dwayne: Yes, I signed Trent on as our new marketing director. / Sharon: What's wrong ? I thought Trent seemed like a pretty nice guy...
/ Ki: That's because you weren't aroung when he tried to squash Dwayne with a safe. / Nick: Do you think this is wise, Dwayne ? After what... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20021129.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, November 30, 2002 | [[Sharon looks at a picture of Fooker]]
/ Sharon: Sigh... / [[Ki walks by two boxes, "Fooker's Office" and "Fooker's Stuff Pre-1999", with a sad expression on her face]] / [[Fred and Persephone are nuzzled against each other in Nick's apartment]]
/ Fred: Nick's place is just so... so... CLEAN...
/ Persephone:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20021130.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, December 1, 2002 | Ki: I can't believe I volunteered to watch that early morning production run... I could still be in bed right now... / Ki: Oh, well. At least I have the office to myself, and I'll get to leave early. I'll just... What was THAT ? / Ki: Crap! Someone else is in here! Nobody was supposed to be here this... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20021201.html |
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