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GPF Archive: Saturday, November 2, 2002 {{note: Part of the Surreptitious Machinations story arc.}} / The Gamester: We start by finding the Empress and seeing what she remembers... / Mischief: Hold on a century... / Mischief: We're forbidden to directly interfere with time and space. Even if we find her, how do we get the information? / [[Todd's...
GPF Archive: Sunday, November 3, 2002 What's wrong?! / I don't know -- !! We're all -- DIFFERENT!! / Look! That's not Jeff!! / That guy's so OLD!!! / I don't know !! But, I think someone ELSE is drawing us -- !! / I feel so VIOLATED! / It must be some sort of MISTAKE!! / No -- !! LOOK!!! The official GPF LOGO --!! / I wonder what's happened...
GPF Archive: Monday, November 4, 2002 [[Underground, Ki is chained to a swords and sorcery style altar.]] / Trudy: And now to the dark gods I shall spill your blood! Be thankful your life is given for such a grand purpose! / Nick: I've got to save the fair Ki before the evil Trudy can act out her diabolical scheme! / [[Nick is dressed like...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, November 5, 2002 [[GPF Guest Strip by Mike Leffel]] / Empress Trudy: BAH! They think they've WON? I've got more tricks up my sleeves! the day will be mine yet! It's time for Plan B! / Empress Trudy: I'll destroy Fooker by replacing Fred the Slime Mold with... FALCO! My genetically modified slime mold clone soldier!...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, November 6, 2002 Narrator: In the beginning was the Prompt. / [[Sharon give Fooker an apple]] / Fooker: Never! / DevilSnake: Geekssssss....
 
GPF Archive: Thursday, November 7, 2002 [[Nick is at the patent office.]] / Patent Clerk: Let's see, a patent application from Nick Wisebottom [note: should be "Wellington"]. / [[Nick raises his hand triumphantly.]] / Nick: It's a revolutionary new approach to-- / Patent Clerk: GRANTED. / [[The Patent Clerk hands Nick his stamped patent application....
GPF Archive: Friday, November 8, 2002 {{Guest strip care of James Kerr of Shoot Me Now fame.}} / [[Fooker is sitting at his computer, wearing an "American Pi" T-shirt, drinking Red Bull, with Fred looking on.]] / Fooker: Heheheh. Just finished up a 14-hour IRC flame war with a certain Dr. Dieter Sigmar from MIT's Nuclear Research Department....
GPF Archive: Saturday, November 9, 2002 {{This GPF cartoon was guest-written and drawn by Ian McDonald, creator of "Bruno the Bandit."}} / Narrator: In a dank dungeon, in an unknown location, deep underground... / [[A dark corridor, at the end of which is a lighted doorway. Voices issue from the doorway]] / Trudy: Are you awake, my sweet? / Jeff:...
GPF Archive: Sunday, November 10, 2002 {{Guest strip care of Ryan Smith, of Funny Farm fame.}} / [[Fooker is sitting at his computer, when, from off-panel:]] / Persephone: Fooker! We are in need of your assistance! / [[Fooker finds Persephone.]] / Fooker: What's the haps? / Persephone: Fred and myself had a little accident. / [[Fooker looks...
GPF Archive: Monday, November 11, 2002 {{Guest strip from Thomas K. Dye of Newshounds fame.}} / [[Nick & Ki talking in Ki's Mom's kitchen.]] / Narration Text: Nick and Fooker visit Ki at her parents' house... / Ki: Has anyone seen Yoshi? He was here ten minutes ago. / Nick: I haven't seen him. / [[Fooker walks in carrying a moving sack.]] / Fooker:...
 
GPF Archive: Tuesday, November 12, 2002 {{Guest strip by Chris Crosby, of Superosity fame.}} / [[Fooker looks at Fred atop his monitor.]] / Fooker: What are you staring at, Fred? Why aren't you moving? Are you feeling-- / [[Fooker sees Fred on his shirt's sleeve.]] / Fred: What's the haps, Fooker ol' buddy ol' pal? / Fooker: GASP! / [[Fooker...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, November 13, 2002 {{Guest stip by Bill Holbrook of Kevin & Kell, Safe Havens, and On the Fasttrack... Done in the style of Kevin & Kell.}} / [[Hedgehog Ki working at her computer. Sound comes from off-panel.]] / [[Ki gets up and walks toward the sound.]] / [[Ki walks past Bat Nick, making the sound, working at his...
GPF Archive: Thursday, November 14, 2002 {{The comic initially appears as three panels, each showing a screenshot of a text terminal RPG a la Rogue or NetHack. After a few seconds, the dialog boxes pop up, and then the blue screen. This comic created by Kevin Gadd.}} / [[A typical Rogue/Moria/NetHack screenshot]] / [[Nick gets eaten by a grue]] / [[A...
GPF Archive: Friday, November 15, 2002 {{This guest strip was written by T Campbell and drawn by Vince Suzukawa.}} / [[Box: More inescapable than a pop-under!]] / [[Box: More implacable than the RIAA!]] / [[Box: Deadlier than infected e-mail! It is...]] / [[Title: YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S INDIGNATION]] / Narrator: Suppose Nick and his girlfriend...
GPF Archive: Saturday, November 16, 2002 {{This guest strip was written by T Campbell and drawn by Vince Suzukawa. It is a follow-up to the previous day's guest strip.}} / Narrator: B) might seem like a safe answer, but it assumes knowledge he doesn't actually have. / Nick: I understand. / Ki: Really, Nick? You mean *your* relatives live in...
 
GPF Archive: Sunday, November 17, 2002 Nick: Sharon, can you help me with a small problem ? / Sharon: Sure, Nick. / Nick: I'm having problems with the new network, and I can't seem to fix it. I've tried everythink I can think ok... / Nick: I've replaced the LAN card, reinstalled the drivers, ran diagnostics on the system and the line, put...
GPF Archive: Monday, November 18, 2002 Dwayne: Ah... Perfect! / Ki: I see things are coming along nicely, Dwayne! I like this location. / Dwayne: Thanks, Ki. Let me help you with that. / Dwayne: Sharon and Nick have been setting up the network while I've been finalizing the details. We officially open for business tomorrow! / Dwayne: Just...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, November 19, 2002 Ki: We're really opening tomorrow ? / Dwayne: Yes! Everything has fallen into place nicely! / Dwayne: Thanks to the U.G.A., my "criminal record" was wiped clean. Several of our old customers came straight back to us, so we'll be off to a good start. / Dwayne: The insurance money won't replace our old...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, November 20, 2002 Dwayne: Although some of our customers came back, many had to go somewhere else. We WERE down for almost a year, after all... / Dwayne: Some have promised to return once their current contracts expire, but we still need to work hard to win new clients. / Dwayne: For all her flaws, Trudy was a powerful...
GPF Archive: Thursday, November 21, 2002 Dwayne: Your offices are down there. Nick and Sharon have picked one, so pick any one that's left. / Dwayne: Sharon's restoring a lot of our data from the off-site backup. But we'll have to rewrite some code from scratch, mostly Fooker's... / Ki: Figures. / Ki: Sharon's a sys admin, but doesn't code...
 
GPF Archive: Friday, November 22, 2002 Ki: You hired DEXTER to help us get started ?! / Dwayne: Yes. After all the great work he did for us before, I thought he'd be a good fit. / Ki: "Great work ?" / Nick: I think Dwayne means the fight with C.R.U.D.E., which he shouldn't remember. The U.G.A. mind wipe ? / Ki: Oh. / Dwayne: For now, Dex's...
GPF Archive: Saturday, November 23, 2002 Ki: Hi, Sharon. Have you heard that Dwayne hired Dexter to help us start up ? / Sharon: Sigh... Yes. / Ki: Are you going to be okay with that ? / Sharon: Eh... I'm a little weirded out by it. Remember Fooker's mind wipe ? / Sharon: I think Fooker was a bit jealous, because Dexter doesn't even remember...
GPF Archive: Sunday, November 24, 2002 Dexter: Ah, my raven-haired goddess... How your smile warms my soul with its radiance... / Dexter: I could lose myself forever in the deep, endless pools of your dark, lovely eyes... The sparkle whithin dances to the happy tunes in my heart... / Dexter: Ah, my geek goddess! Why must we be separated...
GPF Archive: Monday, November 25, 2002 Dwayne: Well, the gang's all here and we're almost settled, but getting back to business is still going to be rough. / Dwayne: We really need someone with marketing skills. I did fine on my own when we first started, but we need clients fast to keep ahead of last year's debts. / Dwayne: I should be...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, November 26, 2002 Trent: Love the new office, D-Man! Nice location! Plenty of parking! / Dwayne: What are YOU doing here, Trent ? / Trent: I came to see my new best pal! See his new digs! Could use a spot of paint, though... / Dwayne: Shouldn't you be in prison for dropping a safe on my head ? / Trent: Funny, that. For...
 
GPF Archive: Wednesday, November 27, 2002 Dwayne: You want to HELP us ? / Trent: Of course! You need a marketing god. I need a job to stay on probation... / Trent: I can bring back 95% of your old clients in six weeks, and have your old client list doubled by six months! All your old debts will be erased and we'll be swimming in profits! / Dwayne:...
GPF Archive: Thursday, November 28, 2002 Dwayne: I don't TRUST you, Trent. You tried to kill me to get revenge on someone else. Why should I trust my company's future to you ? / Trent: Water under the bridge, buddy! I didn't actually hit you! But you NEED me now! I'm your best chance of survival, and to show you my sincerity, here's a little...
GPF Archive: Friday, November 29, 2002 Ki&Nick: YOU DID WHAT ? / Dwayne: Yes, I signed Trent on as our new marketing director. / Sharon: What's wrong ? I thought Trent seemed like a pretty nice guy... / Ki: That's because you weren't aroung when he tried to squash Dwayne with a safe. / Nick: Do you think this is wise, Dwayne ? After what...
GPF Archive: Saturday, November 30, 2002 [[Sharon looks at a picture of Fooker]] / Sharon: Sigh... / [[Ki walks by two boxes, "Fooker's Office" and "Fooker's Stuff Pre-1999", with a sad expression on her face]] / [[Fred and Persephone are nuzzled against each other in Nick's apartment]] / Fred: Nick's place is just so... so... CLEAN... / Persephone:...
GPF Archive: Sunday, December 1, 2002 Ki: I can't believe I volunteered to watch that early morning production run... I could still be in bed right now... / Ki: Oh, well. At least I have the office to myself, and I'll get to leave early. I'll just... What was THAT ? / Ki: Crap! Someone else is in here! Nobody was supposed to be here this...
 

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