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GPF Archive: Thursday, October 3, 2002 [[Todd and Old Trudy are opposing each other in an empty area.]] / Old Trudy:<> / [[Todd reaches for remote control in Old Trudy's hand.]] / <> / [[Todd cannot grab the control, as he is becoming immaterial.]] / Old Trudy: Aw . . . You don't seem to be all here, Todd. Why, I can...
GPF Archive: Friday, October 4, 2002 [[Fooker takes Nick's hand and is helped up]] / [[Dexter stands by while an unknown UGA agent is holding a CRUDE trooper prisoner as helicopters land]] / [[Trent, Maddie, Amadeus, and Sharon get out of a vehicle.]] / [[Professor Wisebottom, holding the molds, Dwayne, Ki, Fooker, and Nick are going...
GPF Archive: Saturday, October 5, 2002 [[Trent, Dexter, Sharon, Fooker, Dwayne with his hand on Nick's shoulder, Nick, Ki, Professor Wisebottom with Fred and Persephone, Maddie, and Amadeus are standing from left to right]] / Nick: So... What's with the black pajamas? / {{End Chapter Eight}}
GPF Archive: Sunday, October 6, 2002: Surreptitious Machinations: Chapter Nine: Loosening Up Tied End... [[Focus is on coffeemaker, coffee cup, and television.]] / Coffee cup: U.G.A. "You don't know me." / Renata Fayre: [[On television, WPET]] New York slowly returns to normal in the wake of the mysterious C.R.U.D.E. attack. As more and more evidence surfaces... / [[Hand comes into view]] / Renata Fayre:...
GPF Archive: Monday, October 7, 2002 Ki: What?! You're going to erase my memories again?! / Fooker: No, but I want my boss to think I am. Shh! / Fooker: I'm not going to erase yours, Nick's, Dwayne's, or Sharon's. I don't think it's fair, and I don't like doing it, especially after all we've been through... / Ki: And Trent and Dexter? / Fooker:...
 
GPF Archive: Tuesday, October 8, 2002 Sharon: So now what becomes of us? / Fooker: I'm not sure yet. At one point, there was talk of making you all permanent U.G.A. agents... / Ki: Oh, no you don't. I've had my fill of secret agent work for now... / Fooker: And that's why we aren't. / Fooker: I heard rumors that evidence clearing Dwayne...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 9, 2002 [[Ki and Sharon are looking at Fooker, who is sitting with his leg in the crash]] / Ki: How's your leg? / Fooker: Broke my femur in the crash, but I'll be okay. Just going to take some time. / Sharon: Um, Ki... Can I talk with Fooker, please? / Ki: Sure, Sharon. Where's Nick? / Fooker: In the back. / [[Ki...
GPF Archive: Thursday, October 10, 2002 Nick: I can understand if you don't want to talk to me. / Ki: Then why would I seek you out? / Nick: I'm such a fool, Ki. I can't see the forest for the trees. How could I be so blind? So... naive? / Nick: I betrayed the trust of my closest friends for blind faith in a person who I thought was something...
GPF Archive: Friday, October 11, 2002 Nick: I could blame so much on Trudy... she used me and manipulated me. Yet why do I blame myself? Why do I feel like it's my fault I didn't stop her sooner? / Ki: It's not your fault. Trudy made her own path, and now she must face the consequences. And you've learned a valuable lesson, that while...
GPF Archive: Saturday, October 12, 2002 [[Nick and Ki sit together in a room, Ki takes something from Nick's pocket]] / Ki: What's this? / Nick: It's the card Trudy gave me when we first met. / [[Ki reads the card]] / Ki: So... you really do forgive her? After all she's done? / Nick: Yes. I can't help it, Ki. It's part of who I am. / [[Nick...
 
GPF Archive: Sunday, October 13, 2002 [[Nick and Dwayne are talking, Dwayne is in the bathroom shaving]] / Nick: Hey, Dwayne. You're looking quite chipper... / Dwayne: And why shouldn't I be? / [[Closeup of Dwayne]] / Dwayne: Fooker spoke at length with his superiors about clearing my name. With the evidence out there, it will be a cinch....
GPF Archive: Monday, October 14, 2002 [[Ki comes in. Persephone is sitting on a counter]] / Ki: Hi, Persephone. Where's Fred? / Persephone: I'm not sure. I think he went looking for moldy food in the kitchen. / Persephone: Wow... all this has been so exciting! And we no longer have to worry about Trudy! / Ki: I wouldn't say that. She's...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, October 15, 2002 Persephone: So... there's been no word from Todd? / Ki: No one's seen him since the fight began. / Ki: He came to his past, planning to change it, with no idea what would happen to him in the process. He was fully prepared to die to save all of us. I wish I knew if he did... or didn't. / Persephone:...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 16, 2002 Ki: It's hard eough to lose someone, but a child... your child, and one you never knew you had... that turned out like him... / Persephone: Have you asked the others? Maybe they saw him... / Ki: None of them know Todd was my son. They had enough hard things to deal with. No one has seen him. / Persephone:...
GPF Archive: Thursday, October 17, 2002 [[Nick and Wiesbottom are looking at Project Velociraptor]] / Nick: Uncle Wise? / Wisebottom: Oh, Nick! Just admiring your handiwork. / [[Nick looks stern, and his untied tie hangs around his neck]] / Wisebottom: Our secret agent friends confiscated your "Velociraptor" device. / Nick: Don't mess with it....
 
GPF Archive: Friday, October 18, 2002 Wisebottom: You don't know how it works?! / Nick: It's some sort of free energy device. It shouldn't work, but it does. / Wisebottom: Free energy? Yes, that's impossible. Perhaps it draws energy from another universe. How did you build it? / Nick: The inventor's gene. An idea hit me, and before I...
GPF Archive: Saturday, October 19, 2002 [[Sharon looks shocked as she continues a conversation with Fooker]] / Sharon: You're going to _what_?! / Fooker: Sharon, I _told_ you! It's not like I have much of a choice? / Sharon: But all that evidence out there to _clear_ you! / Fooker: My cover's been blown! What good is an undercover agent with...
GPF Archive: Sunday, October 20, 2002 [[Sharon tears up]] / Sharon: I can't believe I was about to forgive you for your petty "UNIX rules, Macs drool" stunt... / Fooker: I told you I thought Mac OS X was kewl... / Sharon: And now you pull a stunt like this. "Reassigned overseas!" You, sir, have a fear of commitment! / Fooker: A what?! Where...
GPF Archive: Monday, October 21, 2002 [[Fooker pulls at an angry, crying Sharon's arm with his crutch]] / Fooker: Sharon, please... just listen for a moment... / [[Fooker holds Sharon by her arms.]] / Fooker: I'm sorry. I don't want to go away. I want to stay here with you and my friends, but _I can't_. Not while C.R.U.D.E. is on the loose...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, October 22, 2002 [[Fooker looks sad and Sharon looks more receptive.]] / Fooker: I love you, Sharon. I was stupid once and I learned my lesson. I _never_ want to lose you again. / Fooker: You're strong and independent, and I know you can take care of yourself, but there are some things in this world bigger than both...
 
GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 23, 2002 [[Fooker is on his crutches. Nick, Sharon, Ki, and one of the slime molds are getting into the van. Dwayne and Wisebottom are seated inside the van. Everyone has changed into civilian clothing except for Nick, who is wearing the same clothing as before]] / Fooker: Hurry up. This van will take you to the...
GPF Archive: Thursday, October 24, 2002 Dwayne: I'm sorry, Sharon. / Sharon: It's okay, Mr. Duncan. He knows how I feel... / Nick: You okay? / Ki: Yeah... / Nick: Do... Do we need to talk? / Ki: No.. Just hold me. / Dwayne: With Fooker gone, I don't know how GPF can rebuild. He was the best sysadmin I ever had. / Sharon: Well.. I haven't had...
GPF Archive: Friday, October 25, 2002 [[Later, at the airport...]] / Nick: Hey. We're boarding in a few minutes... / Nick: You sure you're okay? / Ki: Yeah. Just have a lot to... think about. / Nick: Anything you want to share? / Ki: Not yet, if that's okay. I'll tell you later. Right now, I just want to make up for lost "us" time. / Ki:...
GPF Archive: Saturday, October 26, 2002 [[Scene: An airport. Nick and Ki sit on a couch facing a window, cuddling.]] / Nick: Hey... You're not asking about "Todd" as a baby name, are you? / Ki: Heh. Guess it's a bit early for that, huh? We're not even engaged... / Nick: Yeah. Hypothetically, what do you think you'd say if I asked you to marry...
GPF Archive: Sunday, October 27, 2002 {{Epilogue: You knew there had to be a "but"...}} / [[Extradimensional space. The Gamester hunches over a large pink sphere, as Mischief cheers behind him.]] / Mischief: WOOHOO! THEY DID IT! WE WON! WIIGII! / [[Mischief gives a "thumbs up" while touching her hip with her other hand]] / Mischief: BOOYAH!...
GPF Archive: Sunday, October 27, 2002 {{Epilogue: You knew there had to be a "but"...}} / [[Extradimensional space. The Gamester hunches over a large pink sphere, as Mischief cheers behind him.]] / Mischief: WOOHOO! THEY DID IT! WE WON! WIIGII! / [[Mischief gives a "thumbs up" while touching her hip with her other hand]] / Mischief: BOOYAH!...
 
GPF Archive: Monday, October 28, 2002 {{Part of the Surreptitious Machinations story arc.}} / Mischief: Aw, c'mon, boss! They fixed the time line! The danger has passed! It's time to par-tay! / The Gamester: Hardly, Mischief. / The Gamester: The empress' cycle has been broken, yes. The time line has been restored within acceptable parameters....
GPF Archive: Tuesday, October 29, 2002 {{Part of the Surreptitious Machinations story arc.}} / [[The Gamester is holding an orb with Empress Trudy's image in it.]] / Mischief (startled): Oh. You mean...? / The Gamester: Precisely. / The Gamester: The immediate battle has passed. But the war is not yet finished. Now that this universe has been...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 30, 2002 Mischief: So... what exactly DID happen to her? / Gamester: I'm not certain yet. It all depends on when she made her time jump. / Gamester: A second too early, and she will simply materialize somwhen else and vanish there. A second too late, and she vanishes before the jump takes effect. / Mischief:...
GPF Archive: Thursday, October 31, 2002 Gamester: We must locate the Empress, assuming she still exists... / Mischief: Is that because she still poses a threat to the flow of time? / Gamester: So you DID pay attention in temporal mechanics class. Yes, to a degree, we must find her to preserve temporal completeness. / Gamester: But she also...
GPF Archive: Friday, November 1, 2002 Mischief: So... Once we find her and whoever helped her, we're done with this universe? / Gamester: Not likely. / Gamester: If our intruder has designs on this universe, he or she is likely to strike again, and this world offers AMPLE opportunities for meddling. / Mischief: Oh... like that wise guy's...
 

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