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GPF Archive: Tuesday, September 3, 2002 [[Nick turns to Ki]] / Ki: Nick, every word I've said is true. ALl those things Fooker and I told you about was leading up to this, and YOU are the key to her plot. / [[Nick turns to Trudy]] / Trudy: Puh-leeze. Can't you let your little insecurities go, Ki? Can you not trust your boyfriend alone for a...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 4, 2002 {{Part of the Surreptitious Machinations story arc.}} / Nick: That's it. I've had enough of you two and your petty arguments. We're going to settle this and settle it now. / Nick: You've been at each other's throats for as long as I've known you, and I still can't seem to see why. I want this out and...
GPF Archive: Thursday, September 5, 2002 {{Part of the Surreptitious Machinations story arc.}} / [[Fooker can't get his Velociraptor-powered gun to work]] / Fooker [[thinking]]: Drat! Battery's dead! / <> / [[A C.R.U.D.E. storm trooper aims another Velociraptor-powered gun at Fooker]] / Trooper: Heh heh... / [[But the trooper's gun...
GPF Archive: Friday, September 6, 2002 {{Part of the Surreptitious Machinations story arc.}} / Trudy: Shouldn't we be a little less hasty to turn off "Velociraptor"? The demonstration-- / Nick: Went out the window half an hour ago. / Nick: There's a lot of suspicious things going on, Trudy, and I want answers. This is no demonstration, and...
GPF Archive: Saturday, September 7, 2002 {{Part of the Surreptitious Machinations story arc}} / Ki: On second thought, I want to go first. And Exhibit A is right under our noses. / Ki: I don't know what "velociraptor" was originally meant to be, but I doubt it was the power source for an arsenal of high-tech weaponry. / Ki: Across the river...
 
GPF Archive: Sunday, September 8, 2002 [[The image shows Nick & Ki helping Todd away from the Fookinator]] / Ki narrating: The young man we helped back in December said he came back in time to stop someone from altering the future. / [[The image on the left half shows the Fookinator with the right half of its skin torn away. The right half...
GPF Archive: Monday, September 9, 2002 {{Part of the Surreptitious Machinations story arc.}} / [[Ki shows Trudy some papers.]] / Trudy: WHAT?! / Ki: Mind you, this is just a photocoy... the original journal should be in the hands of the press by now... / [[Nick begins reading the papers.]] / Ki: If nothing else, Trudy, you always were meticulous...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, September 10, 2002 {{story arc: Surreptitious Machinations}} / <> / Nick: Is all this true, Trudy? Did you really lie to me like this? / Trudy: It wasn't supposed to be like this... / Trudy: I was starting small! I had big ambitions, but I knew I didn't have the means just yet. Then she came,...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 11, 2002 {{story arc: Surreptitious Machinations}} / Nick: You lied to me... / Trudy: Just to get things started, that little [[Trudy makes a hand motion of how little]] nudge in the right direction... / Nick: You used me... / Trudy: I wanted us to be happy! I wanted tp give you everything your heart desired! / Ki:...
GPF Archive: Thursday, September 12, 2002 {{Part of Surreptitious Machinations story arc.}} / Nick: You... l-love me? / Trudy: From the moment we first met. I-I never expected it. Nor knew how to handle it. / Trudy (crying): I had never truly been in love before. Trent, Butch, the others... they weren't the same. That wasn't love. You changed...
 
GPF Archive: Friday, September 13, 2002 [[Nick talking to Trudy. Trudy is crying]] / Nick:Trudy, I tried to be your friend, even when my other friends denouced you. I even _defended_ you. But friendship is built on trust. I can't trust you anymore. / [[Closeup of Trudy Crying]] / Nick: Love-- True love-- is based on friendship. I can't love...
GPF Archive: Saturday, September 14, 2002 {{Part of the Surreptitious Machinations story arc.}} / [[Trudy grabs a dropped gun.]] / Trudy: If I can't have you... / [[Trudy aims the gun. She is totally furious.]] / Trudy: THEN NO ONE WILL! / [[Trudy is aiming the gun point-blank in Nick's face.]] / Nick: You do what you feel you have to, Trud...
GPF Archive: Sunday, September 15, 2002 [[Trudy, tears of rage streaming down her face, aims the handgun at Nick]] / Ki (voiceover, internal monologue): In that instant, time stood still. What must have been a few seconds passed like an eternity. I stood frozen behind Nick, unable to move. / [[Flashback on Empress Trudy, tears of rage, aiming...
GPF Archive: Monday, September 16, 2002 {{Part of the Surreptitious Machinations story arc.}} / [[Trudy drops the gun.]] / [[Trudy slumps to the ground.]] / [[Nick and Ki look at her, but say nothing.]] / Trudy (small voice): I-I can't... I'm s-sorry.
GPF Archive: Tuesday, September 17, 2002 {{Part of the Surreptitious Machinations story arc.}} / [[Todd grapples with Empress Trudy.]] / [[They break apart, clutching their stomachs in pain.]] / Todd and Empress Trudy: NGH! / Empress Trudy: The... pain... What's happen...ing?! / Todd: It's over... You've lost... Empress...
 
GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 18, 2002 {{Part of the Surreptitious Machinations story arc.}} / Dr. Nefarious: Ngh... What happened? / Dr. Not: Nefarious! Wake up, you bulbous-headed twit! / Dr. Nefarious: Not? What happened to you? You're slimy... / Dr. Not: Nevermind that! We have to retreat! / Dr. Nefarious: RETREAT? WHY?! / Dr. Not: The...
GPF Archive: Thursday, September 19, 2002 [[Television fuzz.]] / Renata Fayre: Are we getting through? How's the signal? / Cameraman: Clearing up now. Renata! We've got satellite! You're on! / Renata Fayre: This is Renata Fayre of WPET News, bringing exclusive news on the events occuring in lower Manhattan... / [[Renata displays a videocassette.]] / Renata...
GPF Archive: Friday, September 20, 2002 {{Part of Surreptitious Machinations story arc.}} / Agent #12: Amadeus! C.R.U.D.E. is beginning to retreat! / Sean Connery: I'm afraid our meeting has come to an unexpected end, Amadeus... / <> / [[Sean Connery grabs onto a rope ladder.]] / <> / Patrick Stewart: <> / [[Sean...
GPF Archive: Saturday, September 21, 2002 {{Part of the Surreptitious Machinations story arc.}} / Agent #1296: Most of Manhattan is now secure, sir! / Patrick Stewart: Acknowledged, #1296. / Sharon: We've managed to shut down C.R.U.D.E.'s weapon satellite. It should fall out of orbit in a few days. / Agent #12: I wonder how things are going...
GPF Archive: Sunday, September 22, 2002 Narrator: Trudy lay at Nick's feet, clutching his leg, for the longest time. She seemed so pitiful, so small... so unlike the woman I thought I knew. / Narrator: At another man's order, a guard pried her away from us and carried her away. Surprisingly, Nick did nothing to stop them. / Narrator: At...
 
GPF Archive: Monday, September 23, 2002 {{Part of the Surreptitious Machinations story arc.}} / [[Helicopters are flying over the Statue of Liberty.]] / [[Inside one helicopter...]] / Dr. Not: What are our losses? / Sean Connery: 80% of our forces, as well as our anonymity. We'll have to remain underground for some time to recover. / Dr. Nefarious:...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, September 24, 2002 [[Renata on camera, Kevin holding camera, Ferris looking surprised]] / Renata: ... whose journal chronicles a bizarre, twisted plot for world domination... / [[Kevin still holding camera, while Ferris is tugging his arm]] / Renata: Although much of it reads like a science fiction novel... / Ferris: (whispers)...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 25, 2002 {{Surreptitious machinations}} / [[Todd and Empress Trudy from the future are up on the top of the Statue of Liberty, in a final showdown]] / Todd: It's over, Empress... / Empress Trudy from the future: Will you stop saying that? Do you have any idea how... annoying that is?! / Todd: [[stands up]] The...
GPF Archive: Thursday, September 26, 2002 {{Part of the Surreptitious Machinations story arc.}} / UGA agent: C.R.U.D.E. is retreating. Shall we pursue, sir? / Patrick Stewart: Negative. We'll have time to deal with them later. / Sharon: We did it! We stopped them! / Agent #12: You seem a bit too excited... / Sharon: Sorry. I've never saved the...
GPF Archive: Friday, September 27, 2002 [[Trent climbs the ladder on a UGA vehicle and thinks]] / Trent thinks: Okay... so I'm a coward and I made no real contribution to this fight... / [[Trent waves his arms at a helicopter]] / [[Trudy looks shocked]] / [[Trent points his fingers and grins]] / Trent thinks: But I can still conduct a little...
 
GPF Archive: Saturday, September 28, 2002 [[Trudy, wrapped in a blanket shakes her fist out the helicopter's window.]] / Trudy: They had TRENT helping them?! That no good, vile, back stabbing son of a-- / (Offscreen): AHEM. / [[Dr. Not, Dr. Nefarious and Moldfinger confront Trudy]] / Dr. Nefarious: It has come to our attention that you have...
GPF Archive: Sunday, September 29, 2002 [[Empress Trudy and Todd are standing on top of the Statue of Liberty. A strong wind is blowing their hair and clothing. Todd's left arm is translucent, as if he is beginning to disappear. Empress Trudy is enraged; her eyes are squinting and her teeth are bared. Todd is frowning or concentrating.]] / Empress...
GPF Archive: Monday, September 30, 2002 [[Empress Trudy and Todd stand confronting one another]] / Empress Trudy: A..._paradox_? / Todd: A flaw in the flow of time. An error... an imperfection. / Todd: A paradox occurs when time is altered in such a way that it is impossible to exist. If you killed your own grandfather, how can you exist...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, October 1, 2002 {{story arch: Surreptitious Machinations}} / Todd: _Your_ jaunt down memory lane was the _real_ infraction, Empress. _Our_ future should not exist. / [[Empress trudy's hand starts fading]] / Todd: By breaking the chain of events, _our_ time line unravels and the _intended_ time line surfaces. All evidence...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 2, 2002 [[Empress Trudy and the partly faded Todd are standing on top of the Statue's head]] / Todd: That's it, your highness. We're all that's left of our time line. Now the others willl live in relative peace. / Empress Trudy: And you will just lie down and sacrifice your life for them, people who will be...
 

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