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GPF Archive: Sunday, August 4, 2002 [[Trudy is driving the transport pod while Nefarious looks behind at Fooker, who has grappled onto the vehicle. Smoke rises from the skyline]] / Trudy: We'll be at the statue in a few minutes.... / Nefarious: Rats! We have a cling-on? / [[Trudy is still looking ahead]] / Trudy: When did we pass a Star...
GPF Archive: Monday, August 5, 2002 [[Ki, Dwayne, Fooker, Sharon and three U.G.A. agents stand in a defensive posture just inside the door of the display area at the base of the Statue of Liberty.]] / Agent #18: Team Beta! We have penetrated the statue's base! Drat! Still no signal! / Agent #18: Fan out and secure the perimeter. We'll...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, August 6, 2002 Chuck: You thought you sneak away and I couldn't find you. But I tracked you down, and I'm NOT losing you again! / Ki: Chuck, why are you doing this? Spying on me, betraying Fooker... He was your friend! / Chuck: It was Trudy. She seduced me, drugged me up, and then had some mind control device implanted...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, August 7, 2002 Ki: Look, I don't know you, but I know how Fooker trusted you. Chuck, you're not like this! You can fight Trudy's mind control! / Chuck: I-I can't. I've TRIED. Do you think I WANTED to betray Fooker? Or run over your father? I don't have a choice! / Ki: But Trudy's distracted by the battle! I'll...
GPF Archive: Thursday, August 8, 2002 Guard: Fighting in the stairwells, Dr. Not! / Dr. Not: CURSES! / Nick: {{?}} / Dr. Not: Move the device to the statue's torch! I'll defend the entrance! / Nick: How come Trudy called you "Dr. Nadda" but everyone else calls you "Dr. Not?" / Agent #18: We're taking casualties, but we're almost to the crown. / Dr....
GPF Archive: Thursday, August 8, 2002 Guard: Fighting in the stairwells, Dr. Not! / Dr. Not: CURSES! / Nick: {{?}} / Dr. Not: Move the device to the statue's torch! I'll defend the entrance! / Nick: How come Trudy called you "Dr. Nadda" but everyone else calls you "Dr. Not?" / Agent #18: We're taking casualties, but we're almost to the crown. / Dr....
 
GPF Archive: Friday, August 9, 2002 [[Agent #18 leads UGA agents against CRUDE troopers]]] / Agent #18: ENGAGE THE ENEMY HAND TO HAND! / CRUDE trooper: TAKE NO PRISONERS! / [[Dr. Not points a gun at Ki as the UGA and CRUDE engage the enemy / Dr. Not: Hold it right there, small fry! / Ki: "SMALL FRY"?! / [[Ki holds up Fred and Persephone]] / Ki:...
GPF Archive: Saturday, August 10, 2002 [[Fooker punches Nefarious]] / <> / Fooker: It's over, Trudy! We know all about your plot! Your evil schemes end now! / Trudy/Stratego: Fooker, you fool! Can't you see I've already won?! / [[Fooker looks up, worried]] / Trudy/Stratego: I have unlimited power! You and the others are insignificant...
GPF Archive: Sunday, August 11, 2002 [[New York City. Trudy and Fooker crash into the crown of the Statue of Liberty.]] / <> / [[Trudy is thrown from the floating vehicle along with Fooker. Dr. Nefarious is unconscious in the vehicle.]] / Trudy: Heh, heh...Fooker, my old friend, a secret agent...You always were full of suprises...but,...
GPF Archive: Monday, August 12, 2002 [[Trudy aims her gun]] / [[Chuck pulls the barrel upwards just before she fires]] / <> / [[Chuck is holding on to her gun]] / Trudy: _You_? What are you doing here? / Chuck: Something I should have done a long time ago. Stand up to you! / [[Trudy pulls out her remote as she loosens her hold on...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, August 13, 2002 [[Trudy turns the remote on]] / Trudy: Ah... did you forget I _control_ you? Hurt the ones you love? / Chuck: AAGH! / [[Chuck drops to his knees]] / Trudy: Now, be a good puppet, take that gun, and blow your old pal Fooker away... / Chuck: ngh... no... / [[Trudy points the remote in Chuck's face as he...
 
GPF Archive: Wednesday, August 14, 2002 [[The remote bounces off the crashed capsule and falls outside the Statue]] / <> / [[Trudy turns to an angry Fooker]] / Trudy: I'll deal with you later, Fooker. Right now I have a takeover to secure. / [[Fooker crawls over to Chuck as he doubles over and clutches his head]] / Fooker: Aw, man......
GPF Archive: Thursday, August 15, 2002 [[Trudy dashes ahead]] / [[Ki tackles Trudy]] / <> / Trudy: KI! / Ki: It's over, Trudy! When I tell Nick how you've used him... / [[Trudy slaps Ki with a grin on her face]] / Trudy: Well, then.. I'll just have to make sure you never reach him to tell him!
GPF Archive: Friday, August 16, 2002 [[Todd teleports on top of the Statue's head]] / Todd thinks: I can sense the tide is turning... but until Nick denounces Trudy, the timeline hasn't changed... / [[Todd dodges a laser]] / <> / [[Todd looks over his shoulder at the Empress]] / Todd: I was wondering when you were going to show...
GPF Archive: Saturday, August 17, 2002 [[The Empress arrives in a transporter pod similar to the one Trudy and Nefarious used, along with a quartet of police bots]] / Todd: It's over, Empress! The timeline is changing! Your reign will end before it even begins! / Empress Trudy: As long as Nick is under my control, my reign is intact! And...
GPF Archive: Sunday, August 18, 2002 Chuck: [[weakly]] I-I'm... s-sorry... / Fooker: It's okay, Chuck... You puke as much as you need to... / Chuck: [[weakly]] P-pain's gone... B-but getting... s-sleepy... S-seeing d-double... / Fooker: [[in thought]] Crap... He's having a brain hemorrhage or aneurysm... / Chuck: [[weakly]] Y-your leg......
 
GPF Archive: Monday, August 19, 2002 [[Trudy and Ki, fighting; Ki has the upper hand at the moment.]] / Ki (thought): Got... to get away from her... and reach Nick... / [[Trudy pulls Ki's hair, Ki grimaces in pain.]] / Trudy (thought): Whatever happens... can't let her... reach Nick... / [[Ki has Trudy's left wrist as Trudy rips Ki's...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, August 20, 2002 Nick: Hey! Be careful with that! Those are highly sensitive instruments! / Nick: We shouldn't be moving the device anyway. Just why ARE we moving it to the statue's torch? / CRUDE trooper: For your safety, sir. / CRUDE trooper: Dr. No--Nadda wanted you and the device secure from the enemy troups, and-- / Nick:...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, August 21, 2002 [[Todd leaps over the two bots who collide behind him and are destroyed]] / [[looking on the destroyed bots, with the Empress in her flying machine looking down]] / Todd: It's pathetic really...you come all this way back through time to stop me YOURSELF yet you still have the BOTS do your dirty work. / [[The...
GPF Archive: Thursday, August 22, 2002 {{Part of the Surreptitious Machinations story arc.}} / Agent #18: Agent #6?! Are you all right? / Fooker: Just a broken leg, #18. Already set and splinted it. / Agent #18: This man... is he... was he... a friend of yours? / Fooker: Yes. A good friend. A bit misguided, but still a friend. / Agent #18:...
GPF Archive: Friday, August 23, 2002 Ki: You conniving, back-stabbing, heartless monster! I knew we should never have trusted you! / [[Ki punches Trudy]] / <> / [[Trudy pulls back for a punch]] / Trudy: Ki, you moron! I played all of you for the fools you are, especially Nick and Dwayne! / [[Dwayne grabs Trudy's arms from behind]] ...
 
GPF Archive: Saturday, August 24, 2002 Dwayne: I can't believe I was so blind to your schemes, Trudy. I never saw this coming... / [[Soldier has gun raised to club Dwayne over the head.]] / [[Dwayne lies on the ground, unconscious.]] / Trudy: Bet you didn't see THAT coming, either. / Nick: [[Shocked]] Great Scott! There IS a battle...
GPF Archive: Sunday, August 25, 2002 {{Part of the Surreptitious Machinations story arc - Chapter 8: Wars and Confrontations.}} / [[Trent hiding behind an overturned car.]] / Trent: [[thinking]] There's just one problem keeping me from being the best diabolical genius ever... / <> / [[Trent ducks]] / Trent: [[thinking]] ... I am...
GPF Archive: Monday, August 26, 2002 Trent: You think you can really hack their network with that? / Sharon: I don't know, but it's worth a try. / Sharon: Each stromtrooper appears to get his orders through one of these. If I can tap in, I might be able to attack their LAN. / Sharon: Oh, please...this can't be that easy... / Trent: What?...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, August 27, 2002 Sharon: I'm in... Man, their security is like Swiss cheese... / Trent: Can we skip the political OS commentary? I like Microsoft... / Sharon: Fine. I've accessed their main server. Unfortunately, it's in some sort of lock down. I can't access anything but this process... / Sharon: Oh my word... / Trent:...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, August 28, 2002 Trent: You mean in less than five minutes, New York will be vaporized? / Sharon: It's the final countdown. I can't stop it. / Trent: But won't C.R.U.D.E. be vaporized along with the city? / Sharon: Yes, but I'm sure they didn't count on us opposing them. They planned to be long gone by now. / Trent:...
 
GPF Archive: Thursday, August 29, 2002 Trent: We're down to under a minute! Hurry! / Sharon: I'm going as fast as I can without a keyboard! / Sharon: I'm into the targeting program! I need to adjust the latitude and longitude... / Trent: Thirty seconds... / Sharon: Commit! Now we just hope the maneuvering thrusters fire in time! / Trent:...
GPF Archive: Friday, August 30, 2002 {{00:00:03}} / [[Satellite in outer space]] / {{00:00:02}} / [[The satellite's maneuvering thrusters fire]] / {{00:00:01}} / [[The satellite charges while the thrusters continue to fire]] / {{00:00:00}} / [[The satellite fires its weapon]]
GPF Archive: Friday, August 30, 2002 {{00:00:03}} / [[Satellite in outer space]] / {{00:00:02}} / [[The satellite's maneuvering thrusters fire]] / {{00:00:01}} / [[The satellite charges while the thrusters continue to fire]] / {{00:00:00}} / [[The satellite fires its weapon]]
GPF Archive: Saturday, August 31, 2002 [[Throughout, the sky is a red haze as the C.R.U.D.E. satellite laser fires.]] / [[Atop the crown of the Statue of Liberty, Empress Trudy attacks Todd in hand-to-hand combat. Her face shows rage, to the point of insanity.]] / [[Fooker shoots a C.R.U.D.E. trooper with an alien weapon. Behind him, through...
GPF Archive: Sunday, September 1, 2002 [[Laser blast near Statue of Liberty]] / [[Sharon hugging Trent]] / Sharon: We did it, Trent! We did it! / Trent: (thinking) Yep, I did it... and now I have to change my shorts... / [[Ki rushing towards surprised Nick]] / Ki: (shouting) Nick! I have to-- / Nick: Ki? / [[Trudy tackles Ki in front of surprised...
GPF Archive: Monday, September 2, 2002 [[Nick separates Ki and Trudy, who have been fighting. He frowns.]] / Nick: All right, break it up, both of you! What the heck is going on here?! / [[Nick looks at Ki, who points at Trudy.]] / Ki: Trudy is part of an evil organization bent on world domination, using you as a pawn in her vicious maniacal...
 

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