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GPF Archive: Friday, July 5, 2002 [[Chuck sits among surveillance equipment, packing a bag.]] / Chuck (thinks): Blast it! How could I have been so careless! No phone calls, no 'Net traffic... How could she have snuck past me? / Chuck (thinks): Trudy warned me to keep an eye out for a stranger trying to contact Ki. And Nick's phone...
GPF Archive: Saturday, July 6, 2002 [[Trudy looks at her two-way radio angrily.]] / Narration Text: Also meanwhile... / Trudy (thinks): Where IS that blasted Chuck? Why won't he answer my call? / [[Trudy looks happy, grinning at Nick.]] / Trudy: Hi, Nick! All ready? / Nick: Uh, yeah, Trudy. Think I got everything, although the prototype...
GPF Archive: Sunday, July 7, 2002 Todd narrating: I will always remember that day... / Todd continues: ...as one of the happiest days of my life. / [[Ki embraces Fooker while Dwayne looks on. The guys are in yellow prisoner jumpsuits.]] / Todd narrates: The reunion was amazing. These were more than coworkers; more importantly, they were...
GPF Archive: Monday, July 8, 2002 Ki: I'm so glad to know you guys are okay... / Dwayne: Well, we're still fugitives, so we're not out of the woods quite yet. / Wallace T. Bruin: So to speak... / Fooker: Hi. / Sharon: Hi. / Dexter: Leave her alone, Fooker. You *had* your chance... / Sharon: And so did *you*, Dexter. Frankly, I don't...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, July 9, 2002 [[Todd relays his tale once more...]] / Todd: So only by combining *your* strengths can we stop the Empress from completing her schemes... / Dwayne: Trudy become ruler of the world?! I can't believe I'm hearing this... / Trent: Hmph. *I* can. She's capable of anything she sets her mind to. / Dwayne:...
 
GPF Archive: Wednesday, July 10, 2002 Todd: The Primary Objective is to reach Nick and convince him to denounce Trudy. I assume that duty falls to his closest friends. / Todd: We will need a tech expert to handle the device... / Professor Wisebottom: I'll take that. / Todd: And a strategic foil for Trudy herself. / Trent: My pleasure. / Todd:...
GPF Archive: Thursday, July 11, 2002 [[More explanations]] / Sharon: A SECRET AGENT?!? / Fooker: I won't tell you who my boss is, because you'd never believe it. / Ki: If Moldfinger was Sean Connery, my bet is on Patrick Stewart. / Todd: Okay.. We're getting side-tracked. We need to focus on a plan of attack. / Ki: Sorry. / Todd: Fortunately,...
GPF Archive: Friday, July 12, 2002 [[The group listens to Todd's plans.]] / Todd: C.R.U.D.E.'s plan will be to wipe out the United Nations as a show of force. This will lead to a full-scale invasion of the United States. / [[Todd leans over and points to his NYC map.]] / Todd: Nick's power supply will be instrumental in disabling any...
GPF Archive: Saturday, July 13, 2002 [[Wallace is handing Fooker a bag.]] / Wallace: Here...I've packed some snacks for your journey. Honey graham cookies and honey buns. / Fooker: Thanks, Wallace. / [[Wallace is stroking his chin.]] / Wallace: Such an awesome story...valiant heroes seeking to save the world and the soul of their friend... / [[Wallace...
GPF Archive: Sunday, July 14, 2002 {{Title: Surreptitios Machinations Chapter Eight: Wars and Confrontations}} / [[Overhead perspective: A helicopter descends toward Liberty Island.]] / Trudy: Here we are! / [[The helicopter lands. Nick has disembarked bearing two attache cases. Trudy is disembarking. An armed guard and a lab-coated woman...
 
GPF Archive: Monday, July 15, 2002 [[As Fooker is teleporting into the scene]] / Maddie: Where IS he? He SAID to meet him at these coordinates / Maddie: How the heck did you do THAT? / Fooker: No time to explain. Where's Amadeus? / Maddie: In the command center over there, awaiting your briefing. / Ki: Maddie O'Hara?! You mean to tell...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, July 16, 2002 [[Todd, Ki, Maddie O'Hara, Fooker, Nick, Sharon, Dexter, Trent and Dr. Wisebottom crowd around as Fooker hands out equipment.]] / {{A few minutes later...}} / Fooker: Okay. Put this gear on. From here on out, you're all temporary U.G.A. agents. / [[In the background, Maddie hands Ki a bundle]] / Fooker:...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, July 17, 2002 [[Team Alpha is gathered around Fooker and the plans]] / Fooker: Team Alpha to the statue: keep in mind that while Nick is the primary objective, his device *must* be deactivated. / [[Fooker holds up a gun]] / Fooker: According to Todd, the device emits an EM field that not only powers their weapons,...
GPF Archive: Thursday, July 18, 2002 Sharon: Fooker... I want to come with you... / Fooker: No, you're needed at the statue. You can help Ki convince Nick. / Sharon: Bull. Nick barely knows me. If this is some "subtle" way of telling me to leave you alone-- / Fooker: Sigh... No... / Fooker: I don't want you to get hurt. Frankly, I want...
GPF Archive: Friday, July 19, 2002 Ki: You're not leaving us, are you? / Todd: Actually, yes. I'm sorry. I wanted to sneak off quietly. / Todd: This is not my fight. My fight is elsewhere. I have a few... "errands" to run, and only I can do them. And, the Empress still has her own time remote. / [[Ki hugs Todd]] / Todd: You never...
 
GPF Archive: Saturday, July 20, 2002 [[Ki, looking sad, talking to Fooker as Agent #18 approaches]] / Fooker: Ki, you ready? Where's Todd? / Ki: Todd? Um, he's... / Agent #18: Agent #6! / Agent #18: We found this among Miss Oshiro's things. / Ki: What is it? / Fooker: A tracking device. / Agent #18: Bravo Tango , we may have a breach... / Fooker:...
GPF Archive: Sunday, July 21, 2002 Narrator: A few minutes later, at the U.N. General Assembly... / <> / [[Dr. Nefarious and Trudy ride into the newly formed hole in the wall in a vehicle followed by an army of goons.]] / Dr. Nefarious: Citizens of the world, allow us to introduce ourselves. We are C.R.U.D.E., or the Commune...
GPF Archive: Monday, July 22, 2002 [[Agent #12, Fooker and Amadeus have just witnessed a demonstration of C.R.U.D.E.'s power]] / Agent #12: Holy... they vaporized an entire block! / Fooker: And Nick's main generator hasn't been switched on yet. / Amadeus: What's the estimate on their forces? / Fooker: About a thousand. They have us outmanned...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, July 23, 2002 [[Trudy and Dr. Nefarious in floating device. The Doctor points at a bearded delegate.]] / Random UN delegate: We will never surrender to you monsters! / Dr. Nefarious: I don't like him. Somebody vaporize him! / <> / [[Trudy is holding a small radio.]] / Dr. Nefarious: Problem, Stratego? / Trudy:...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, July 24, 2002 Nick: Just a couple more adjustments... / Guard: Dr. Not! We have enemy forces at the Statue's base! / Dr. Not: WHAT?! / Nick {{thinking}}: "Enemy forces?" / Dr. Not: The U.G.A.! How did THEY know? ENGAGE THE DEVICE! / Nick: But Trudy hasn't sent the signal yet... / Dr. Not: She WILL. You can be sure...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, July 24, 2002 Nick: Just a couple more adjustments... / Guard: Dr. Not! We have enemy forces at the Statue's base! / Dr. Not: WHAT?! / Nick {{thinking}}: "Enemy forces?" / Dr. Not: The U.G.A.! How did THEY know? ENGAGE THE DEVICE! / Nick: But Trudy hasn't sent the signal yet... / Dr. Not: She WILL. You can be sure...
 
GPF Archive: Thursday, July 25, 2002 Agent #18: Remember, stay in the back, where it's safest. Let the troops clear a path for you first. / Ki: Right. / Agent #36 (over headset): Agent #18! We've -BZT- encountered strong resistance! / Agent #18: To be expected, #36. #6 said they had alien weapons... / Agent #36 (over headset): But...
GPF Archive: Friday, July 26, 2002 Agent #18: What is it, Oshiro? We have a--YIKES! / Dr. Wisebottom: GREAT SCOTT! / Dwayne: Oh my... / [[Giant man is bowling through soldiers.]] / Agent #18: IT'S MR. INERTIA! Biggest, strongest man alive! / Dwayne: And he's plowing through the troops and headed right toward US! / Agent #18: We'll...
GPF Archive: Saturday, July 27, 2002 Ki: Dexter, no! / Agent #18: Your friend must have a death wish! / Dexter: Get to Nick! I'll keep this guy busy! / [[Mr. Inertia reaches down toward Dexter.]] / [[Dexter knocks Mr. Inertia back with a punch.]] / <> / [[Dexter grapples with Mr. Inertia.]] / Agent #18: Your friend's crazy, but...
GPF Archive: Sunday, July 28, 2002 {{Surreptitious Machinations, Chapter 8: Wars and Confrontations, Sunday July 28, 2002}} / [[Laser beams and rockets are firing as we see the floating pod holding Trudy and Dr. Nefarious flies by. A newsreporter by the name of Renata is on the roof of a building in the background reporting on the scene...
GPF Archive: Monday, July 29, 2002 [[Agent #12, Amadeus and Fooker are fighting back, guns a-blazing]] / Agent #12: They're closing in! / Amadeus: We'll have to fall back and regroup! / Fooker: We can't afford to! We have to make a stand! "The line must be drawn here!" / Amadeus: Very funny. / Agent #12: There's too many of them! And...
 
GPF Archive: Tuesday, July 30, 2002 [[Fooker delivers a flying leg-kick to the C.R.U.D.E. storm trooper's head, knocking out one of the trooper's teeth and putting him out of commission, as Sharon looks on]] / Fooker: What are you doing here? I told you to go with the other team! / Sharon: I'm *fine*, thank you for asking. And you're...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, July 31, 2002 Dr. Nefarious: Hee hee! We're mopping the streets with them! / Trudy: Got a message coming in from Dr. Not. / [[Todd FOOFs in behind them]] / Trudy: She's saying the statue is under attack! / Todd: Hiya! Happy birthday! / [[He hands a package to Dr. Nefarious]] / Dr. Nefarious: ? / [[Todd FOOFs back out,...
GPF Archive: Thursday, August 1, 2002 [[Nefarious and Stratego are flying away]] / Fooker: Amadeus! Nefarious and Stratego are on the move! / Fooker: #12, watch Sharon for me. / #12: Where the heck are you going? / [[Fooker launches grappling hook]] / <> / [[Grappling hook catches on escaoe pod]] / <> / [[Fooker hanging off...
GPF Archive: Friday, August 2, 2002 [[In the distance, Fooker is still hanging onto the "flying jar" being driven by Trudy and Nefarious. The box Todd gave Nefarious drops and bounces onto a rooftop, where the Newshounds team just happens to be standing]] / Ferris: Hey! That package fell outta that hover thingy and landed on the roof! / Kevin:...
GPF Archive: Saturday, August 3, 2002 [[Moldfinger and Amadeus face each other, arms folded, as the battle rages on in the background]] / Moldfinger: So at last we meet. "Amadeus," I presume? / Amadeus: "Moldfinger"... / Moldfinger: Shall we dispense with the pleasantries? / Amadeus: Let the battle be joined. / [[They stare each other down]] / Amadeus:...
 

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