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| GPF Archive: Monday, February 15, 1999 | Nick: Man, Fooker sure is making a fool of himself in front of the whole code-aholics anonymous group.
/ Ki: What else is new ? He can make a fool of himself anywhere. / Nick: I don't know about you, Ki, but this place isn't helping me with anything.
/ Ki: Except for a good laugh. Just so long as they... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990215.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, February 16, 1999 | Ki: My name is Ki, and I am NOT a code-aholic.
/ Alan: Oooh, I think I sense some denial... / Ki: My boss told me to come here because I play computer games. That is NOT a problem.
/ Alan: Name one thing you've done in the past 24 hours that didn't involve computers. / Ki: Uh...
/ Alan: I thought so... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990216.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, February 17, 1999 | Alan: Does anybody have any questions we can ask Ki to help her realize she's a code-aholic ? / Alan: Yes, Dexter ? / Dexter: Are you seeing anyone... ? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990217.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, February 18, 1999 | Ki: I have never been so humiliated...
/ Fooker: Hey, buck up, Ki. Ol' sewage-wick-guy gave up on you. / Ki: Still, I don't like jurassic park boy leering at me over there...
/ Fooker: Ignore him. Just have fun watching Nick toy with Alan's mind... / Nick: I've considered having cybernetic implants installed... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990218.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, February 19, 1999 | Ki: I'm so glad that's over.
/ Fooker: I just love how Nick told Sedgewikki he sleeps with a keyboard under his pillow. / Ki: And the cybernetic implants...
/ Fooker: Or how you can compile java bytecode in your head... / Fooker: I think you had him going 'til you told him Bill Gates calls you up for... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990219.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, February 20, 1999 | Dwayne: So... How was code-aholics anonymous ?
/ Nick: It started out slow, but ended up pretty fun. / Fooker: Nick was doing a great--
/ Dwayne: That's fine. I need your help first. / Dwayne: I'm having trouble with my e-mail and it's driving me crazy!!!
/ Nick: Call Sedgewikki and tell him we have another... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990220.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, February 22, 1999 | Narrator: As Nick Drifts off to peaceful slumber, let us peer into his dreams...
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990222.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, February 23, 1999 | Narrator: Nick dreams of "Geek Wars"...
/ Nick: Obi-Dwayne Bologna! My uncle told me you were dead!
/ Dwayne: Not yet, young Starskipper. / Dwayne: You must travel with me to Alderham and help me save the princess and free the galaxy from the tyrrany of the evil galactic emp-- / Dwayne: Waitaminute...... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990223.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, February 24, 1999 | Narrator: Nick dreams of "Geek Wars"... / Fooker: Fook Goslow, space captain. What can I do you for ?
/ Dwayne: We want to charter your ship. / Fooker: Is it dangerous ?
/ Dwayne: Yes.
/ Fooker: Hopeless ?
/ Dwayne: Definitely.
/ Fooker: Pointless ?
/ Dwayne: Could be.
/ Fooker: Mindless ?
/ Dwayne: Absolutely. / Fooker:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990224.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, February 25, 1999 | Narrator: Nick dreams of "Geek Wars"... / Nick: This is your ship ? What a piece of junk!
/ Fooker: She may not look like much... / Fooker: ...but she can make point-five beyond light-speed. That fast enough for you ?
/ Nick: That'll out-run imperial cruisers... / Nick: But isn't that a little over... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990225.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, February 26, 1999 | Narrator: Nick dreams of "Geek Wars"... / Fooker: We're here at the right coordinates... But there's no Alderham! / Fooker: The only thing here is that small moon...
/ Dwayne: That's no moon... It's a space station ! / Fooker: Are you sure it's not Roseanne Barr... ?
/ Dwayne: Yeah... Roseanne wouldn't... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990226.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, February 27, 1999 | Narrator: Nick dreams of "Geek Wars"... / Nick: I have a bad feeling about this...
/ [[Written on the station: "Welcome to the Death Sphere - Have a nice death!"]] http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990227.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, March 1, 1999 | Narrator: Nick continues to dream of "Geek Wars"...
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990301.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 2, 1999 | Narrator: Nick dreams of "Geek Wars"...
/ Nick: Now that we stole these imperial barnstormer uniforms, we can find the princess...
/ Fooker: Whoa ! Princess ? What princess ? / Dwayne: I must confront Barf Baser and have my pivotal death scene...
/ Fooker: Is this princess a babe ?
/ Nick: How should I... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990302.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 3, 1999 | Narrator: Nick dreams of "Geek Wars"...
/ Nick: We're Nick Starskipper and Fook Goslow! We're here to rescue you, your highness!
/ Ki: Who ? / Nick: We're here with Obi-Dwayne Bologna. We're going to help you save the rebellion!
/ Ki: It's about time! Let's go! / Nick: Now we have to make it back to the... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990303.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, March 4, 1999 | Narrator: Nick dreams of "Geek Wars"...
/ Nick: We must make it back to the ship, so you can get the plans for the death sphere to the rebels, princess!
/ Ki: Lead on, handsome! / [[Everyone's surprised]]
/ Nick: OH, NO! / Nick: Barf Bader!
/ BarfBader: Now you must face me, boy!
/ Dwayne: Hey, I didn't... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990304.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, March 5, 1999 | Narrator: Nick dreams of "Geek Wars"...
/ BardBader: I have slain Obi-Dwayne Bologna, and now I will destroy you ! / < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990305.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, March 6, 1999 | BarfBader: Before I kill you, I will reveal my true identity, for I am... / Trudy: ... your mother!
/ [[Everyone's suprised again, Nick woke up]]
/ Nick: < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990306.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, March 8, 1999 | Nick: You know, this world can be so screwed up sometimes... What it really needs is good leadership.
/ Ki: Amen, brother. / Nick: Maybe I should conquer the world and set myself up as supreme dictator.
/ Ki: Sounds kewl. / Ki: [[thinking]] Can I be your queen ? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990308.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 9, 1999 | Fooker: Ya know, I've heard that, with the right know-how, two programmers could conquer the world through the internet. / [[Fooker leaves]] / Nick: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering...
/ Ki: I think so, Brain... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990309.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 10, 1999 | Nick: Fooker's right. Given our internet knowledge, we could take over the world in a matter of days through the internet.
/ Ki: Kewl
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990310.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, March 11, 1999 | [[Ki & Nick, thinking]]
/ Nick: I'm really starting to enjoy Ki's company. We're becomming good friends. Joking around like this, although... sometimes... / Nick: Sometimes, I think she'd like to be more than friends. Maybe I'm reading more into her actions than I should, but sometimes I get the feeling... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990311.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, March 12, 1999 | [[Nick thinking]]
/ Nick: Maybe all these thoughts about Ki liking me as more than just a friend are unfounded. Lord knows my instincts on this matter have been wrong before. / Nick: I never really dated much, and every girl I asked out shot me down. And, as if to add even more confusion, this "Pookel"... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990312.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, March 13, 1999 | Nick: Who am I kidding ? I can't go out with Ki ! She's a coworker ! Certainly the strains of trying to maintain both an intimate and working relationship would be too much for us. / Nick: And whoever this "Pookel" on IRC is, she can't be taken seriously. We're talking about a woman I've only chatted... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990313.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, March 15, 1999 | < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990315.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 16, 1999 | [[Ki & Nick shocked]]
/ Ki: Fooker! What happened ?!
/ Fooker: I was abducted by aliens. / Fooker: They beamed me up to their ship and performed painful, humiliating experiments on me, many of which had kinky sexual acts involved. I barely escaped with my life ! / Nick: And you expect us to believe all... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990316.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 17, 1999 | [[An alien stand behind Fooker]]
/ Fooker : ! / [[Moment of silence]] / Fooker: Oh, you want your little doodad back, don't you ?
/ Alien: See if we visit this planet again!
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990317.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, March 18, 1999 | Alien: Where are the rest of our "doodads" you stole ?
/ Fooker : What doodads ? / [[Fooker see the monster pet the aliens got]]
/ Fooker: Oh, THOSE doodads... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990318.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, March 19, 1999 | Alien: You have disgraced us, earther ! You have made us the laughing stock of the galaxy !
/ Fooker: Sorry... / Alien: We travelled trillions of moolans to study your race, and now we return in disgrace. Because of you, we will be exiled to the seventh moon of auxor and tortured for a thousand ganadans! / Alien:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990319.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, March 20, 1999 | Fooker: Look, I'm sorry, really ! Um... Let's see... "Nanu nanu!" No... How about "Kaplah!" No... Er... "Gort, Klatuu Baratta Nickto!"
/ Alien: < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19990320.html |
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