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| GPF Archive: Monday, May 6, 2002 | [[Ki, in a suit, is holding a wooden spoon while Yoshi drinks from a cartoon.]]
/ Ki: M'ma! I'm leaving for my job interviews in a few minutes. Yoshi, quit drinking from the carton.
/ Yoshi: FDisk you. / [[Ki turns to Mrs. Oshiro]]
/ Ki: Are you sure you'll be okay, home alll alone, M'ma?
/ Mrs. Oshiro:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020506.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, May 7, 2002 | [[At Ubersoft, Ki interviews for a position.]]
/ Narration: Ki's job interviews:
/ Alex: Hello, Miss Oshiro. I'm Alex, and for some inexplicable reason, I will be interviewing you today. / [[At Alex's desk.]]
/ Alex: Have you heard of Ubersoft before?
/ Ki: Well, you guys sued my old company last year... / Alex:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020507.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, May 8, 2002 | {{Ki interviews with the "User Friendly" guys.}}
/ Narration: Ki's job interviews:
/ Chief: Stef. I have to meet with an important client. Can you handle this job interview?
/ Stef: OK, Chief. / [[In Stef's office.]]
/ Stef: YOU'RE Ki Oshiro? The one applying for the new tech position?
/ Ki: Yes. I have... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020508.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, May 9, 2002 | {{Ki interviews with the "Sluggy Freelance" guys.}} / [[Text: Ki's Job Interviews]]
/ [[Gwynn and Ki shake hands.]]
/ Gwynn: Welcome to Ayleeorgnetcom! My name is Gwynn, and I'll be interviewing you. / Gwynn: [[pause as Ki looks at her]] What?
/ Ki: You... look a lot like someone I know.
/ Gwynn: Really?... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020509.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, May 10, 2002 | [[Ki lays on her Mom's couch and Yoshi walks in.]]
/ Yoshi: Wow. Tough day, huh?
/ Ki: I had six interviews and all were duds. Lots of places are hiring, just not hiring ME. / Yoshi: Mom's at the hospital, checking in on Dad. She said you're fixing dinner.
/ [[Ki sits up.]]
/ Ki: Pizza it is, then. ... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020510.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, May 11, 2002 | [[Nick & Ki are talking via Netcam.]]
/ Nick: Hi, sweetheart...
/ Ki: Hi, my little geeky boyfriend... / Nick: So how did the job interviews go?
/ Ki: Terrible. I didn't think it would go THIS bad. Not a promising lead among them. / Nick: Sorry to hear that. My project's really picking up . You know,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020511.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, May 12, 2002 | [[Ki is frazzled, talking to Nick via Netcam.]]
/ Ki: Trudy works at the same site you do, and you didn't TELL me?!?
/ Nick: Actually, she's now the marketing liason for our project... / Ki: That PROVES it! She's behind all of this, I know it! The mall, the fire, your job...
/ Nick (frustrated): Ki,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020512.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, May 13, 2002 | [[Ki lies on her bed]]
/ Ki thinks: Nick and Trudy working at the same place, the rest of us scattered. I'm almost _positive_ she's behind this, but is she really capable of _murder_? / Ki thinks: She might have burned down GPF and manipulated Nick's job, but she _couldn't_ have built the Fookinator.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020513.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, May 14, 2002 | [[Two police officers, behind a desk, are talking with Ki at the police station]]
/ Female Officer: I appreciate your willingness to help, Ms. Oshiro, but there's not much you can do. Our people are working on the case. / Ki: I know... but maybe if I can help just a little...
/ Male Officer: Your father... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020514.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, May 15, 2002 | [[Ki examines the photo; Chuck as he hits Ki's father]]
/ Ki thinks: I can't believe it, but there it is... Fooker's neighbor _Chuck_ ran down my father! / [[Ki is examining the photo in public]]
/ Ki thinks: But _why_? And why did he give such condemning testimony at Fooker's trial? I thought they were... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020515.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, May 16, 2002 | {{Main Comic}}
/ [[Ki ducks into a store, Chuck stands outside]]
/ Ki thinks: Okay, you know the safety drills... go into a busy public place like this store and call the police. / [[Chuck walks by]]
/ Ki thinks: He's walking by, but I'm sure he knows I saw him. Why is he tailing me? / [[Ki is talking... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020516.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, May 17, 2002 | [[Ki waves goodbye to the police car]]
/ Ki thinks: I'm glad the police gave me a ride home, and now that they know about Chuck, I hope that will deter any action from him. / [[Ki walks inside as Mrs. Oshiro greets her]]
/ Ki thinks: I can't let Mom and Yoshi know. Though, I can't alarm them just yet,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020517.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, May 18, 2002 | [[Ki is doing laundry. The clock reads 7:58]]
/ Ki thinks: First Chuck's stalking me, now Fooker and Dwayne are inter-state fugitives! What happens next? / [[Todd teleports in]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020518.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, May 19, 2002 | {{Surrepititious Machinations Chapter Six: Plots and Complications}}
/ Ki: GET OFF ME! < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020519.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, May 20, 2002 | [[Ki and Todd, in a laundry room. Ki is holding a fire extinguisher, and looking at a clock reading '8:02'. Todd looks hurt.]]
/ Todd:Just give me a half hour, and I'll prove I'm telling the truth. If not, you can hit me with the fire extinguisher as much as you want. / [[Ki helps Todd with his arm around... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020520.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, May 21, 2002 | [[Ki & Todd are in Ki's bedroom; Ki is on her computer, looking disturbed.]]
/ Narration Text: 30 minutes later...
/ Ki: I don't believe it... Every word is true...
/ Todd: That took forever to find in the archives. / Todd: Convinced yet? Because I'm probably all out of tricks...
/ Ki: I take it that if... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020521.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, May 22, 2002 | [[ Ki and Todd are talking in bedroom]]
/ Ki: I-I dont' understand.
/ Todd : You won't, until I tell you. The professor would kill me, but he's probably gone already. / [[Todd is removing his shirt]]
/ Ki: "Professor?"
/ Todd: Wisebottom. He thought I was the key. I think I'm only the messenger. / [[Ki... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020522.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, May 23, 2002 | [[Ki is binding Todd's wounds in her bedroom.]]
/ Ki: My word... What caused all these wounds?
/ Todd: Police bots and a few imperial soldiers. The Empress had a "welcome home" party waiting when I returned. / Ki: "The Empress?"
/ Todd: A lot changes in the next few months and years. Her rise to power,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020523.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, May 24, 2002 | [[Ki is bandaging Todd's wounds.]]
/ Todd: Let's see... Where are we now? You're here, Generals Duncan and Barker are on the lam, Dr. Fred is missing, Dad is on his "project"... / [[Ki is very surprised.]]
/ Ki: "Dad?"
/ Todd: Er... I'll get to that in a minute. Have you discovered Chuck Walker is watching... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020524.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, May 25, 2002 | [[Todd talking to Ki]]
/ Todd: By now, I'm sure you're aware that Nick has the inventor's gene..
/ Ki: Yes, we found out a few months ago. / Todd: In the next few months, he will have an epiphany that has Earth-shattering results. It will redefine all concepts of matter and energy. / [[Todd talking,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020525.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, May 26, 2002 | [[Todd, getting dressed after Ki helped with his wounds.]]
/ Todd: "Velociraptor" did not start out this way, but Nick's discovery and Trudy's marketing wizardry turn it into an entirely different animal. It instead becomes the greatest scientific discovery of the twenty-first century. / Todd: To foster... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020526.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, May 27, 2002 | [[Flashback split panel with a robot in the background and Trudy in the foreground holding a small baggie.]]
/ Todd (narrating): The Empress used a clip of Barker's hair to clone his appearance, then modified a seeker chassis to become the Fookinator. / [[The Fookinator holding a large gun with smoke... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020527.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, May 28, 2002 | [[In Ki's apartment, Todd explains how everything will unfold.]]
/ Todd: Chuck injured your father because Trudy knew you'd run here to take care of your parents. If you try to leave, he's instructed to injure him further, maybe even kill him... / Ki: So THAT'S why he's been stalking me...
/ Todd: He's... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020528.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, May 29, 2002 | [[Todd explains the future to Ki.]]
/ Todd: Nick's Velociraptor project will explode with his creativity, and Trudy must isolate him to keep him focused. / [[Nick is building Velociraptor at JCN.]]
/ Todd (Narrates): Without the influence of his friends, he will withdraw into his work, both accelerating... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020529.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, May 30, 2002 | [[Todd & Ki discuss the future in her room.]]
/ Ki: World domination?! I'll agree she's evil, but she's just a marketing director. She doesn't have the resources to take over the world! / Todd: On the contrary, one year ago, she was inducted into an organization called C.R.U.D.E., or the Commune of... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020530.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, May 31, 2002 | [[Fooker & Trudy standing before The Skaboola.]]
/ Todd (Narrates): Eight months ago, both Trudy and Barker were abducted by aliens. Trudy blackmailed their leader, who let them go... / [[Trudy, holding an alien rifle, standing next to Dr. Nefarious, both grinning evilly.]]
/ Todd (Narrates): ...along... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020531.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, June 1, 2002 | [[Ki sitting across from Todd, looking startled.]]
/ Ki: That's so _terrible_. But if you're here, that means _someone_ will succeed in opposing her...
/ Todd: Precisely. / [[Fooker and Dwayne (with a beard) out front of the state prison, Nicole hugging Dwayne.]]
/ Todd (narrating): With Nick under her... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020601.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, June 2, 2002 | [For all this time, Nick has been isolated from the outside world, unwittingly arming Trudy's forces. Her lies convince him all his friends are long gone...] / [ZAPOW!]
/ ?! / {No sound in third panel.} / [It doesn't take long to convince him otherwise...] / [Freed from his captors, Nick learns of... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020602.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, June 3, 2002 | [[Nick and another silhouette, possibly Fooker, run from a car explosion]]
/ Todd as narrator: Armed with Nick's knowledge of the Empress's network, the rebellion shares new success. For the first time, her reign is truly threatened. / [[Nick and Ki have sex, a weapon near the bed]]
/ Todd as narrator:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020603.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, June 4, 2002 | [[A cut and bleeding Nick is led before a shadowy Trudy]]
/ Todd Narrating: Bruised and bleeding, Nick is brought before his former "friend." For the first time he sees her for what she truly is. / [[Empress Trudy raises Nick's head with a smile on her face, Nick is frowning with one eye swollen shut]]
/ Todd... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020604.html |
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