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GPF Archive: Thursday, March 7, 2002 [[Sedgewikki cross-examines Nick.]] / Sedgewikki: Mr. Wellington... The police report states you were present at the mall during the attacks. / Nick: Uh, yes. / Sedgewikki: In fact, witnesses claim you confronted the attacker when he singled out an unidentified victim, correct? / Nick: Er, yeah... / Sedgewikki:...
GPF Archive: Friday, March 8, 2002 [[Nick states his case.]] / Sedgewikki: So it's this CYBORG... From the FUTURE... That appeared in all those S'mores packages? / Nick: Y-yes. / Ki: <> / Sedgewikki: And you expect us to believe such tripe in a court of law? / Nick (whimpers): You said I'm under oath... I'm not going to LIE... / Sedgewikki:...
GPF Archive: Saturday, March 9, 2002 [[Trudy is on the witness stand.]] / Maddie: Miss Trueheart, you are also a friend and co-worker of the Defendant? / Trudy: Yes, in a way... / Trudy: Mr. Barker and I have had our differences, but I have seen nothing that would suggest he is a killer. / Maddie: "Differences?" / Trudy: Friendly adversarialism,...
GPF Archive: Sunday, March 10, 2002 [[Trudy is stepping down from the witness stand.]] / Ki (whispers): Wow... Trudy actually gave Fooker some excellent testimony... / Nick (whispers): I TOLD you she wasn't evil and out to get him. / [[Trudy returns to her seat, behind Nick & Ki.]] / Trudy (whispers): I only hope I could be of some help...
GPF Archive: Monday, March 11, 2002 [[Chuck takes the witness stand.]] / Maddie: Mr. Walker, you are Mr. Barker's friend and neighbor, correct? / Chuck: Y-yeah. I mean, yes. / Maddie: How long have you-- / Chuck: Look, let's cut to the chase, okay? I hate all this beating around the bush... / Judge: Mr. Walker, the counsel for the Defense...
 
GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 12, 2002 [[Chuck is still on the stand.]] / Judge: ORDER! Order in the court! Mr. Walker, you ARE aware that you've been called as a witness for the Defense...? / Chuck: Y-yes. / Chuck: But I can't lie and protect him as these others have. I've seen the REAL Jason Barker, and I can't force my conscience to...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 13, 2002 [[Chuck is on the witness stand.]] / Judge: You knew about the attack beforehand? / Chuck: N-not exactly, Sir. He hinted at them, and in hindsight, well... / Chuck: He always told me how he hated dealing with "stupid lusers," and how he kept wishing he could "raise the average I.Q. of the planet by blowing...
GPF Archive: Thursday, March 14, 2002 [[Maddie is stunned, standing next to Sedgewikki.]] / Judge: Counselor? / Maddie: N-no further questions. / Judge: Prosecution? / Sedgewikki: No questions, your Honor. / Judge: You may step down. / [[Chuck steps off of the witness stand, visibly in pain.]] / Bailiff: Are you okay? / Chuck (weakly): J-just...
GPF Archive: Friday, March 15, 2002 [[News report about the trial.]] / Reporter: Condemning testimony today in the trial of Jason Barker as neighbor Charles Walker revealed he knew of the attacks beforehand. / [[Footage of a shack in the woods, surrounded by police.]] / Reporter: Following Walker's instructions, police have found the shed...
GPF Archive: Saturday, March 16, 2002 [[Deliberation begins...]] / Judge: The court will adjourn while the jury deliberates... / [[Jury members shuffle into the back room.]] / [[The judge shuffles papers at the bench.]] / [[The jury files out of the room.]] / Judge: You were only back there for five minutes. / Juror #1: Oh, we decided yesterday....
 
GPF Archive: Sunday, March 17, 2002 [[The GPF crew, Sharon, Nicole and Sidney, seated behind the lawyers and Fooker, look shocked. Alan Sedgewikki has a look of grim satisfaction on his face, while Fooker looks shocked, Maddie looks upset, and the judge is stern as the head jury member holds two sheets of paper and reads the verdict]] / Head...
GPF Archive: Monday, March 18, 2002 [[The Judge bangs his gavel]] / Judge: Sentencing will be held tomorrow at 10 am. Court adjourned. / [[A guard brings Fooker to his feet as Maddie looks sad]] / [[Fooker turns to a sad Sharon]] / [[Fooker is led away]] / Fooker: Since I'll never see you again... I'm... I'm sorry...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 19, 2002 [[Sharon tears up as Fooker is led through a back door]] / [[Sharon starts crying as Ki looks shocked]] / [[Sharon bolts through the Women's restroom door. Ki follows her]] / [[Sharon sobs on the floor as Ki arrives]] / Ki: S-Sharon...? / Sharon[[faintly]]: Th-that's all I ever wanted...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 20, 2002 [[Dwayne puts on his coat while Nicole is holding Sydney and Nick is standing by]] / Dwaye[[looking sad]]: Nick, can you take Nicole and Sydney home? I have to run by the police station. / Nick[[also sad]]: Sure. / [[pause as Nicole, Ki, Nick, and Trudy look on sadly, Sharon wiping away a tear.]] / Sydney:...
GPF Archive: Thursday, March 21, 2002 [[Dwayne walks into the police station. Detective Carl Club and another officer are waiting]] / Detective Club: Ah, Mr. Duncan... glad you could make it. / Dwayne: Sorry I'm late... / Detective Club: Right. Barker's trial. Saw it on the news. Sorry. / Dwayne: So...you say you've got a lead in the arson...
 
GPF Archive: Friday, March 22, 2002 [[Dwayne looks shocked]] / Dwayne: I _know_ who burned down my building? / Officer: Yes, but before we spill the beans, we need to ask you a few more questions. / [[Dwayne sits down and looks reluctant]] / Dwayne: Oh, all right... / Officer: Now, you say your business has been in some financial trouble...
GPF Archive: Saturday, March 23, 2002 [[Meanwhile]] / (Nick enters room) / Nick: Hi, Persephone.... / Persephone: Hi, Nick. Ki called a bit ago. She told me about Fooker... / Nick: I'm sorry... / Persephone: That's okay. She said she might call you back... / (Phone Rings) / Persephone: That's probably her... / (Phone Rings) / Nick: Hello? / Phone:...
GPF Archive: Sunday, March 24, 2002 [[Nick, dazed, is walking past the 12 News reporter to Fooker's sentencing trial.]] / Reporter: ...Sentencing today in the trial of convicted murderer Jason Barker... / [[Sharon, Ki, and Nicole are taking their seats. Nick is walking in behind them.]] / Sharon: Mrs. Duncan, where's your husband? Is...
GPF Archive: Monday, March 25, 2002 [[Sharon and Ki are walking to the restroom.]] / Sharon: That's so unfortunate about Mr. Duncan... / Ki: Something's not right... I KNOW he wouldn't do that. He COULDN'T. / Sharon (shocked): You think he was framed? / Ki: Yes, just like Fooker. I don't know how, but I bet I know WHO... / Sharon: Who...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 26, 2002 [[Trudy is angry that Ki has accused her.]] / Trudy: So NOW I'm the insidious mastermind who somehow framed Dwayne and Fooker... / Ki: I wouldn't be surprised... / Trudy: Honestly, Ki, if I had known my practical jokes would drive you THIS insane... / Ki: Oh, can it, Trudy. I can't prove it NOW, but someday... / [[Trudy...
 
GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 27, 2002 [[Trudy walks away from Ki & Sharon.]] / Sharon: Wow... She's already got another job? / Ki: Some big firm half-way across the country. I overheard her and Dwayne yesterday. / [[Ki & Sharon return to the courtroom.]] / Ki: Figures she'd be the first to jump ship... / Sharon: Um, I hate to remind you, Ki,...
GPF Archive: Thursday, March 28, 2002 [[Nick is sweating profusely, as Ki & Sharon are returning to their seats in the courtroom.]] / Ki: Nick, what's wrong? Why are you so jittery? / Nick (fast): Jittery? Who's jittery? I'm not jittery. / Ki: You've been nervous ever since you walked in here. Something's not right... / Nick (fast): No,...
GPF Archive: Friday, March 29, 2002 Sharon: So you got a job offer? With whom? / Nick: Look, the court will be in session soon. I'll tell you later... / Ki: No. We've got a few minutes yet. Who made the offer? / Nick: Um... JCN. / Sharon: *JCN?!?* They're huge! / Ki: Wow... When did they call? When would you star? / Nick: They called...
GPF Archive: Saturday, March 30, 2002 Ki: This is great news, Nick. With Dwayne in jail, GPF is not going to rebuild. At least *you* have a job... / Nick: I haven't accepted it yet, Ki. / Nick: In fact, I'm not sure if I *should*. Dwayne needs us now more than ever. I don't want to walk away when GPF still has a fighting chance... / Ki:...
GPF Archive: Sunday, March 31, 2002 {{Ki narrates this whole strip.}} / [[View of Ki]] / Ki: I will always remember that day... / Ki: ...As one of the worst days of my life. / [[Fooker is sentenced before the judge.]] / Ki: Fooker's hearing was short. Three consecutive life sentences, without the possibility of parole. They say the death...
 
GPF Archive: Monday, April 1, 2002 {{Ki narrates the strip.}} / [[Nick and Ki visiting Dwayne in jail.]] / Ki: After the sentencing, we went downstairs to see Dwayne. He was really glad to see us, and we were glad to see him. / Ki: I always admired him. Dwayne was our rock, our foundation. He drew us together, gave us purpose. Even...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, April 2, 2002 {{Ki narrates this strip.}} / Ki: Nick told him of the JCN job. Higher pay, great benefits, high geek factor. It really WAS a dream job. Part of me was actually jealous. / Ki: Dwayne said he didn't remember recommending Nick there (why couldn't I remember that detail sooner?), but said he was happy....
GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 3, 2002 {{Ki narrates this strip.}} / [[Nick & Ki talking to Dwayne.]] / Ki: That was when I learned WHERE the job was... hundreds of miles away. No wonder Nick didn't want to tell me... / [[Nick & Ki walking outside of the jail.]] / Ki: After we left Dwayne, we talked for a long time. He didn't want to leave...
GPF Archive: Thursday, April 4, 2002 [[Ki reaches into her purse.]] / Ki (Narrates): When will I learn there's no such thing as a perfect plan...? / Ki: Just a sec... / <> / [[Ki is on her cell phone.]] / Ki: Hello? What? Slow down, Mom... I can't understand you... ENGLISH, Mom... / Ki (weakly): Oh, God... No... / Nick: ? / [[Ki...
GPF Archive: Friday, April 5, 2002 {{Ki narrates this strip.}} / [[Ki's phone, on the ground.]] / Ki: First of all, Dad WASN'T dead. Yet. but that was Mom... So far in hysterics she was mixing English, Chinese, and Japanese in an incoherent mess. / Ki's Mom, on the phone: *@#&! / [[Nick consoling Ki.]] / Ki: The accident was horrible,...
 

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