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| GPF Archive: Tuesday, February 5, 2002 | [[In a visitation room, UGA Chief Patrick Stewart (Amadeus) and Fooker are discussing the situation.]]
/ Amadeus: If we can dispense with the jokes...
/ Fooker: Sorry, Amadeus. What's the hold up in springing me from jail? / Fooker: I mean, I was on assignment in Colombia when the shootings took place.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020205.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, February 6, 2002 | [[In a visitation room, Amadeus and Fooker discuss the situation.]]
/ Fooker: Can't the U.G.A. do some arm twisting to get me out of here?
/ Amadeus: I don't think you're comprehending the whole issue, #6. / Amadeus: The Undisclosed Government Agency is the ultimate Top Secret branch of the NSA. Only... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020206.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, February 7, 2002 | [[In a visitation room, Fooker & Amadeus discuss the situation.]]
/ Amadeus: I'll try to arrange a lawyer for you, #6, but the Agency can't help you without compromising our existence. I'm sorry. / Amadeus: On the positive side, your work in Colombia has revealed some new twists in C.R.U.D.E.'s equations.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020207.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, February 8, 2002 | [[In a visitation room at the prison.]] / [[Silouhetted Fooker & Amadeus.]]
/ Fooker: The agency doesn't happen to have any leads on this guy who impersonated me at the mall, does it?
/ Amadeus: Not really. / Amadeus: Whoever he was, he's a dead ringer for you. If we didn't know you were in Columbia...... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020208.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, February 9, 2002 | Patrick Stewart: I'm sorry I can't help you, #6. Maybe we can arrange something later, but it will have to wait until after the trial...
/ Fooker: I understand. / Fooker: Tell the bikini squad I'll miss them at the agency picnic next week...
/ Patrick Stewart: um, right. / Patrick Stewart (thinking):... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020209.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, February 10, 2002 | {{Title: Surreptitious Machinations Chapter Three: Trials and Tribulations}}
/ [[The steps of a court house.]]
/ Reporter: With only a few short weeks left before the trial of Jason Barker, the drama surrounding beleaguered software maker GPF Software continues to unfold. / [[File video of the Fookinator's... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020210.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, February 11, 2002 | [[Jail]]
/ Dwayne: Fooker!
/ Fooker: Dwayne! Good to see you, chief! / Fooker: How is everything?
/ Dwayne: So-so. Nicole and Sydney are fine, but the insurance company is being impossible. Nick and Ki have been a huge help. / Dwayne: And how are you?
/ Fooker: Okay... I've run into an old "friend"... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020211.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, February 12, 2002 | Dwayne: Fooker, meet Maddie O'Hara. She came to me and asked to take your case.
/ Maddie: I'm the only one crazy enough.
/ [[Fooker looks surprised]] / Dwayne: I'll leave you two alone, If you need me, call my cell.
/ Maddie: Got it.
/ [[Maddie looks stern and has her arms crossed.]] / [[Dwayne leaves]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020212.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, February 13, 2002 | Fooker: Just couldn't stay away from ol' James Baud, eh, Agent #12?
/ Agent #12: Let's get one thing straight, Agent #6...
/ [[Agent #12 winces]] / Agent #12: I hate you, I despise you, and I generally don't _like_ you. I'm doing this as a personal favor to Amadeus, nothing more.
/ [[Agent #12 glaring... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020213.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, February 14, 2002 | Agent 12: Okay, let's review the case. Someone posing as you blew up the mall and a bunch of people in it.
/ Fooker: Right. / Agent 12: You were on assignment in Colombia...
/ Fooker: Which means all evidence that proves so will comprise the agency and can't be used. / Agent 12: And the prosecution has...?
/ Fooker:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020214.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, February 15, 2002 | Agent 12: Sigh... You said you have friends and coworkers who can vouch for you?
/ Fooker: Yeah... / Fooker: Nick and Ki know I was out of town: they picked me up from the airport. They'll make great character witnesses.
/ Agent 12: But weren't they at the mall _during_ the attacks? / Fooker: Yeah...... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020215.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, February 16, 2002 | [[Agent #12 and Fooker sit at a table filled with books and papers. Agent #12 is holding her head in exasperation.]]
/ Agent #12: At this rate, our best hope would be to enter an insanity plea...
/ Fooker: How's this? / [[Fooker throws his hands in the air and sticks his tongue out.]]
/ Fooker: BLWAHH...
/ Agent... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020216.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, February 17, 2002 | [[A TV reporter is talking into a camera outside Courtroom H]]
/ Reporter: ...as the trial of Jason Barker open stoday, new surprises surface as Judge Sandra Stone is being replaced. / [[The Judge from Help Desk is talking on his cell phone with Sandy Stone as he puts on his robe]]
/ Sandra Stone: Sorry... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020217.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, February 18, 2002 | [[Court]]
/ Nick: Wow... This trial's a real media circus...
/ Ki: I hear it's because of GPF's help in the floods last summer. / Dwayne: [[wife Nicole and daughter next to him]] Here's the last of your paychecks guys. I'm sorry, but I don't know when I can pay you again.
/ Nick: It's okay, Dwayne. We'll... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020218.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, February 19, 2002 | Dwayne: Let's see... Sharon, isn't it?
/ Sharon: Yes, sir, Mr. Duncan, we met during the flood. Sorry about your building... / Nick: Sorry if this sounds weird, but why are you here?
/ Sharon: I've been called as a character witness for the defense. / Ki: I thought you two were...
/ Sharon: I'm not happy... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020219.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, February 20, 2002 | [[At Fooker's trial...]]
/ Nick: How goes the arson investigation?
/ Dwayne: Frustratingly slow... / Dwayne: I mean, the police say they have a suspect, but they won't say anything else. I gave them all the information I have, but they keep telling me to wait. / Nick: These things take time, Dwayne.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020220.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, February 21, 2002 | [[Nick and Ki are seated on one end of a couch, looking back at a standing Trudy.]]
/ Nick: Trudy! We haven't seen much of you lately...
/ Ki: Probably planning which building to torch next... / [[Dwayne likewise looks back from his seat on the other end next to Nicole.]]
/ Dwayne: Actually, Trudy's... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020221.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, February 22, 2002 | [[Before Fooker's trial...]]
/ Fooker: Okay, are we all set?
/ Maddie: Just a few more notes before show time. / Maddie: What I'm REALLY concerned about is the prosecutor. He's good... TOO good. Near 100% conviction rate. And with their evidence, we're in hot water. / Maddie: I've got a few tricks... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020222.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, February 23, 2002 | [[Before Fooker's trial...]]
/ Maddie: You KNOW each other?
/ Fooker: He's the Code-A-Holics Anonymous guy! I was at a session three years ago. / Sedgewikki: And I remember YOU, "Fooker." The "I like to code naked" guy.
/ Fooker: B-but... you're a LAWYER?!? / [[Close up of Sedgewikki's face]]
/ Sedgewikki:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020223.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, February 24, 2002 | [[At Fooker's court case]]
/ Judge: This court is now in session. The prosecution will begin its opening statements... / Sedgewikki: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury: we stand today in the presence of pure EVIL, personified by the monster known as Jason Barker. / Sedgewikki: By carefully examining... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020224.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, February 25, 2002 | {{Fooker's trial begins...}}
/ [[Sedgewikki is holding a shotgun with a tag on it.]]
/ Sedgewikki: I present Exhibit A, a shotgun found at the scene, still warm, bearing the defendant's fingerprints. / [[Sedgewikki is standing in front of a TV, showing Fooker holding weapons.]]
/ Sedgewikki: I present... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020225.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, February 26, 2002 | [[An old woman takes the witness stand at Fooker's trial.]]
/ Sedgewikki: Where were you, Mrs. Nolan, on the night of the attacks?
/ Mrs. Nolan: At the mall, with my husband. / Sedgewikki: I know it's difficult for you, but please tell us what happened.
/ Mrs. Nolan: We were Christmas shopping, when we... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020226.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, February 27, 2002 | [[Another defendant in a Quake T-shirt takes the witness stand.]]
/ Sedgewikki: Mr. Henson, you work at the "Slammin' Discs" music and game store, correct?
/ Mr. Henson: Sure thing, lawyer dude. / Sedgewikki: Describe, in your own words, what you saw.
/ Mr. Henson: Well, the dee-fen-dent (kewl goatee,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020227.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, February 28, 2002 | [[Ki & Nick are whispering in the courtroom, while Sedgewikki continues...]]
/ Ki: This is crazy... How many witnesses have they called?
/ Nick: Twelve, I think. / Ki: What are we going to say when Ms. O'Hara calls US?
/ Nick: The truth.
/ Ki: About a cyborg from the future? / Nick: Well, okay, it's hard... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020228.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, March 1, 2002 | [[Outside the courtroom]]
/ Reporter: After a devastating round from the prosecution, the defense has called for a recess... / [[People milling about]]
/ Nick: I tried to see Fooker, but they wouldn't let me...
/ Sharon: This really isn't looking good, is it? / Nick: We've got to keep hope, guys. This... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020301.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, March 2, 2002 | [[Ki looks on from a distance, curious]]
/ Dwayne, on phone: All right. Thanks, Detective Club.
/ Trudy: More news about the arson case? / Dwayne: Yes. They want to review some final details tonight. I think they're going to crack the case soon.
/ Trudy: That's great! / Dwayne: Now, about what we were... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020302.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, March 3, 2002 | [[Court is back in session.]]
/ Judge: The defense may call its first witness...
/ Maddie: The defense calls the Defendant, Mr. Barker, to the stand. / [[Maddie & Fooker whisper]]
/ Maddie: Do NOT screw this up...
/ Fooker: You say that like you EXPECT me to...
/ Maddie: I DO. / [[On the witness stand.]]
/ Maddie:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020303.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, March 4, 2002 | [[Fooker is on the witness stand; we see O'Hara & Sedgewikki.]]
/ Maddie: Your witness...
/ Sedgewikki whispers: Oh, I'm going to enjoy this... / Sedgewikki: Mr. Barker, you claim to have been on a flight the night after the attacks, yet I don't see your name on any of the flight manifests.
/ [[Sedgewikki... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020304.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 5, 2002 | [[Nick & Ki are whispering while watching Fooker's testimony.]]
/ Ki: Fooker's practically shooting himself in the foot.
/ Nick: Yeah... He's not helping his case at all... / Nick: I wonder why they aren't calling the friend Fooker flew out to visit...
/ Ki: Maybe he couldn't make it... / Nick: Not a... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020305.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 6, 2002 | [[Nick takes the witness stand.]]
/ Maddie: How long have you known the Defendant, Mr. Wellington?
/ Nick: Uh, about three years or so. / Maddie: How would you describe your relationship with him?
/ Nick: We're friends and co-workers.
/ Maddie: So you know him fairly well?
/ Nick: Absolutely. / Maddie:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020306.html |
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