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GPF Archive: Tuesday, February 5, 2002 [[In a visitation room, UGA Chief Patrick Stewart (Amadeus) and Fooker are discussing the situation.]] / Amadeus: If we can dispense with the jokes... / Fooker: Sorry, Amadeus. What's the hold up in springing me from jail? / Fooker: I mean, I was on assignment in Colombia when the shootings took place....
GPF Archive: Wednesday, February 6, 2002 [[In a visitation room, Amadeus and Fooker discuss the situation.]] / Fooker: Can't the U.G.A. do some arm twisting to get me out of here? / Amadeus: I don't think you're comprehending the whole issue, #6. / Amadeus: The Undisclosed Government Agency is the ultimate Top Secret branch of the NSA. Only...
GPF Archive: Thursday, February 7, 2002 [[In a visitation room, Fooker & Amadeus discuss the situation.]] / Amadeus: I'll try to arrange a lawyer for you, #6, but the Agency can't help you without compromising our existence. I'm sorry. / Amadeus: On the positive side, your work in Colombia has revealed some new twists in C.R.U.D.E.'s equations....
GPF Archive: Friday, February 8, 2002 [[In a visitation room at the prison.]] / [[Silouhetted Fooker & Amadeus.]] / Fooker: The agency doesn't happen to have any leads on this guy who impersonated me at the mall, does it? / Amadeus: Not really. / Amadeus: Whoever he was, he's a dead ringer for you. If we didn't know you were in Columbia......
GPF Archive: Saturday, February 9, 2002 Patrick Stewart: I'm sorry I can't help you, #6. Maybe we can arrange something later, but it will have to wait until after the trial... / Fooker: I understand. / Fooker: Tell the bikini squad I'll miss them at the agency picnic next week... / Patrick Stewart: um, right. / Patrick Stewart (thinking):...
 
GPF Archive: Sunday, February 10, 2002 {{Title: Surreptitious Machinations Chapter Three: Trials and Tribulations}} / [[The steps of a court house.]] / Reporter: With only a few short weeks left before the trial of Jason Barker, the drama surrounding beleaguered software maker GPF Software continues to unfold. / [[File video of the Fookinator's...
GPF Archive: Monday, February 11, 2002 [[Jail]] / Dwayne: Fooker! / Fooker: Dwayne! Good to see you, chief! / Fooker: How is everything? / Dwayne: So-so. Nicole and Sydney are fine, but the insurance company is being impossible. Nick and Ki have been a huge help. / Dwayne: And how are you? / Fooker: Okay... I've run into an old "friend"...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, February 12, 2002 Dwayne: Fooker, meet Maddie O'Hara. She came to me and asked to take your case. / Maddie: I'm the only one crazy enough. / [[Fooker looks surprised]] / Dwayne: I'll leave you two alone, If you need me, call my cell. / Maddie: Got it. / [[Maddie looks stern and has her arms crossed.]] / [[Dwayne leaves]] / <> / <> / [[Fooker...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, February 13, 2002 Fooker: Just couldn't stay away from ol' James Baud, eh, Agent #12? / Agent #12: Let's get one thing straight, Agent #6... / [[Agent #12 winces]] / Agent #12: I hate you, I despise you, and I generally don't _like_ you. I'm doing this as a personal favor to Amadeus, nothing more. / [[Agent #12 glaring...
GPF Archive: Thursday, February 14, 2002 Agent 12: Okay, let's review the case. Someone posing as you blew up the mall and a bunch of people in it. / Fooker: Right. / Agent 12: You were on assignment in Colombia... / Fooker: Which means all evidence that proves so will comprise the agency and can't be used. / Agent 12: And the prosecution has...? / Fooker:...
 
GPF Archive: Friday, February 15, 2002 Agent 12: Sigh... You said you have friends and coworkers who can vouch for you? / Fooker: Yeah... / Fooker: Nick and Ki know I was out of town: they picked me up from the airport. They'll make great character witnesses. / Agent 12: But weren't they at the mall _during_ the attacks? / Fooker: Yeah......
GPF Archive: Saturday, February 16, 2002 [[Agent #12 and Fooker sit at a table filled with books and papers. Agent #12 is holding her head in exasperation.]] / Agent #12: At this rate, our best hope would be to enter an insanity plea... / Fooker: How's this? / [[Fooker throws his hands in the air and sticks his tongue out.]] / Fooker: BLWAHH... / Agent...
GPF Archive: Sunday, February 17, 2002 [[A TV reporter is talking into a camera outside Courtroom H]] / Reporter: ...as the trial of Jason Barker open stoday, new surprises surface as Judge Sandra Stone is being replaced. / [[The Judge from Help Desk is talking on his cell phone with Sandy Stone as he puts on his robe]] / Sandra Stone: Sorry...
GPF Archive: Monday, February 18, 2002 [[Court]] / Nick: Wow... This trial's a real media circus... / Ki: I hear it's because of GPF's help in the floods last summer. / Dwayne: [[wife Nicole and daughter next to him]] Here's the last of your paychecks guys. I'm sorry, but I don't know when I can pay you again. / Nick: It's okay, Dwayne. We'll...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, February 19, 2002 Dwayne: Let's see... Sharon, isn't it? / Sharon: Yes, sir, Mr. Duncan, we met during the flood. Sorry about your building... / Nick: Sorry if this sounds weird, but why are you here? / Sharon: I've been called as a character witness for the defense. / Ki: I thought you two were... / Sharon: I'm not happy...
 
GPF Archive: Wednesday, February 20, 2002 [[At Fooker's trial...]] / Nick: How goes the arson investigation? / Dwayne: Frustratingly slow... / Dwayne: I mean, the police say they have a suspect, but they won't say anything else. I gave them all the information I have, but they keep telling me to wait. / Nick: These things take time, Dwayne....
GPF Archive: Thursday, February 21, 2002 [[Nick and Ki are seated on one end of a couch, looking back at a standing Trudy.]] / Nick: Trudy! We haven't seen much of you lately... / Ki: Probably planning which building to torch next... / [[Dwayne likewise looks back from his seat on the other end next to Nicole.]] / Dwayne: Actually, Trudy's...
GPF Archive: Friday, February 22, 2002 [[Before Fooker's trial...]] / Fooker: Okay, are we all set? / Maddie: Just a few more notes before show time. / Maddie: What I'm REALLY concerned about is the prosecutor. He's good... TOO good. Near 100% conviction rate. And with their evidence, we're in hot water. / Maddie: I've got a few tricks...
GPF Archive: Saturday, February 23, 2002 [[Before Fooker's trial...]] / Maddie: You KNOW each other? / Fooker: He's the Code-A-Holics Anonymous guy! I was at a session three years ago. / Sedgewikki: And I remember YOU, "Fooker." The "I like to code naked" guy. / Fooker: B-but... you're a LAWYER?!? / [[Close up of Sedgewikki's face]] / Sedgewikki:...
GPF Archive: Sunday, February 24, 2002 [[At Fooker's court case]] / Judge: This court is now in session. The prosecution will begin its opening statements... / Sedgewikki: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury: we stand today in the presence of pure EVIL, personified by the monster known as Jason Barker. / Sedgewikki: By carefully examining...
 
GPF Archive: Monday, February 25, 2002 {{Fooker's trial begins...}} / [[Sedgewikki is holding a shotgun with a tag on it.]] / Sedgewikki: I present Exhibit A, a shotgun found at the scene, still warm, bearing the defendant's fingerprints. / [[Sedgewikki is standing in front of a TV, showing Fooker holding weapons.]] / Sedgewikki: I present...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, February 26, 2002 [[An old woman takes the witness stand at Fooker's trial.]] / Sedgewikki: Where were you, Mrs. Nolan, on the night of the attacks? / Mrs. Nolan: At the mall, with my husband. / Sedgewikki: I know it's difficult for you, but please tell us what happened. / Mrs. Nolan: We were Christmas shopping, when we...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, February 27, 2002 [[Another defendant in a Quake T-shirt takes the witness stand.]] / Sedgewikki: Mr. Henson, you work at the "Slammin' Discs" music and game store, correct? / Mr. Henson: Sure thing, lawyer dude. / Sedgewikki: Describe, in your own words, what you saw. / Mr. Henson: Well, the dee-fen-dent (kewl goatee,...
GPF Archive: Thursday, February 28, 2002 [[Ki & Nick are whispering in the courtroom, while Sedgewikki continues...]] / Ki: This is crazy... How many witnesses have they called? / Nick: Twelve, I think. / Ki: What are we going to say when Ms. O'Hara calls US? / Nick: The truth. / Ki: About a cyborg from the future? / Nick: Well, okay, it's hard...
GPF Archive: Friday, March 1, 2002 [[Outside the courtroom]] / Reporter: After a devastating round from the prosecution, the defense has called for a recess... / [[People milling about]] / Nick: I tried to see Fooker, but they wouldn't let me... / Sharon: This really isn't looking good, is it? / Nick: We've got to keep hope, guys. This...
 
GPF Archive: Saturday, March 2, 2002 [[Ki looks on from a distance, curious]] / Dwayne, on phone: All right. Thanks, Detective Club. / Trudy: More news about the arson case? / Dwayne: Yes. They want to review some final details tonight. I think they're going to crack the case soon. / Trudy: That's great! / Dwayne: Now, about what we were...
GPF Archive: Sunday, March 3, 2002 [[Court is back in session.]] / Judge: The defense may call its first witness... / Maddie: The defense calls the Defendant, Mr. Barker, to the stand. / [[Maddie & Fooker whisper]] / Maddie: Do NOT screw this up... / Fooker: You say that like you EXPECT me to... / Maddie: I DO. / [[On the witness stand.]] / Maddie:...
GPF Archive: Monday, March 4, 2002 [[Fooker is on the witness stand; we see O'Hara & Sedgewikki.]] / Maddie: Your witness... / Sedgewikki whispers: Oh, I'm going to enjoy this... / Sedgewikki: Mr. Barker, you claim to have been on a flight the night after the attacks, yet I don't see your name on any of the flight manifests. / [[Sedgewikki...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 5, 2002 [[Nick & Ki are whispering while watching Fooker's testimony.]] / Ki: Fooker's practically shooting himself in the foot. / Nick: Yeah... He's not helping his case at all... / Nick: I wonder why they aren't calling the friend Fooker flew out to visit... / Ki: Maybe he couldn't make it... / Nick: Not a...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 6, 2002 [[Nick takes the witness stand.]] / Maddie: How long have you known the Defendant, Mr. Wellington? / Nick: Uh, about three years or so. / Maddie: How would you describe your relationship with him? / Nick: We're friends and co-workers. / Maddie: So you know him fairly well? / Nick: Absolutely. / Maddie:...
 

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