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| GPF Archive: Sunday, January 6, 2002 | [[As Todd watches on the ledge high above, the Fookinator climbs out of a huge vat marked CHOCOLATE. It's covered in rich brown chocolatey goodness.]] / [[The Fookinator falls from the chocolate vat into a huge vat marked MARSHMALLOW FLUFF]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020106.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, January 7, 2002 | Nick: I'd say that grinding noise means the Fookinator got pulled into the machinery.
/ Ki: Where'd Todd go? / Ki: He disappeared...
/ Nick: And the delivery truck parked outside is gone. He must be in a real hurry. / Ki: So... Do you want to tell Fooker about this mess when we pick him up from the airport... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020107.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, January 8, 2002 | [[Trudy and Empress Trudy talking in Trudy's appartment]]
/ Empress Trudy: Now, has that info soaked through all that hair yet?
/ Trudy: Y-Yeah. It's a little... overwhelming... / Empress Trudy: There's one last part you need to remember. It's absolutely vital: without it, the whole plan will unravel.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020108.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 9, 2002 | [[Todd about to attack Empress Trudy in Trudy's appartment; Trudy watching]]
/ Empress Trudy: So, you escaped my seeker, did you? You're too late, pup. My mission is accomplished. My empire is secure. / Todd: You murdered everyone I ever loved, you #@*?&! I'll kill HER if I have to to stop your vile... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020109.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, January 10, 2002 | [[Empress Trudy squares off against Todd]] / [[Empress Trudy gets the first shot in, slugging Todd across the face]] / [[Todd rams into Empress Trudy's midsection, causing her to drop her "remote"]] / [[The "remote" lands with a PLOP! in front of Trudy, who looks at it questioningly]] / {{NOTE: This... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020110.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, January 11, 2002 | [[Empress Trudy and Todd grapple while the Time Remote lies on the floor.]]
/ Empress Trudy: The time remote! Trudy! Grab it!
/ Todd: NO! / [[Todd dives after the remote as Trudy reaches for it.]] / [[The three (Empress Trudy, Todd, and young Trudy) collide in a pile over the remote.]] / [[Trudy lies... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020111.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, January 12, 2002 | [[Todd fighting with Empress Trudy in Trudy's appartment; Trudy unconscious]]
/ Empress Trudy: Trudy!
/ Empress Trudy: Trudy! Wake up! / Empress Trudy: There's one last... thing to remember! What...ever you do, don't let-
/ [[Todd activetes time remote]] / [[Todd and Empress Trudy dematerialize]] < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020112.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, January 13, 2002 | {{Surreptitious Machinations, Chapter 2: The Juggernaut Unleashed}} / [[Dwayne is going over some figures at his desk]]
/ Dwayne [[thinking]]: I can't believe it... *another* month of straight losses... this time we're *really* in the red... / [[Dwayne mulls over some notices marked "Past Due"]]
/ Dwayne... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020113.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, January 14, 2002 | [[The supply closet door at GPF is ajar]] / [[Inside, a shadowy figure is at work between the boxes of Ethernet routers, Ethernet cables, printer paper, old floppies, 1999 tax forms and boxes marked "Shtuff"]] / [[Having doused some old rags in kerosene, the figure throws a lit match...]] / [[...and... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020114.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, January 15, 2002 | [[Dwayne is looking over the server room]]
/ Dwayne [[thinking]]: If we stall the server upgrade another month, maybe I can squeeze enough for their salaries... / [[A strange smell wafts through the air]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020115.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 16, 2002 | [[Dwayne rushes toward the burning supply closet]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020116.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, January 17, 2002 | [[Now sweating, Dwayne grabs a blanket and heads toward the fire]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020117.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, January 18, 2002 | [[Dwayne fleeing his burning office building]]
/ [[Dwayne croughes away from the fire]] / [[Dwayne sees the exit]] / [[Dwayne bashes the door]] < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020118.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, January 19, 2002 | [[Dwayne trying to escape his burning office building]]
/ [[Dwayne takes chair]] / [[Dwayne throws chair through the window]] < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020119.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, January 20, 2002 | [[Nick, Ki, and Fooker inside Nick's the car, after picking up Fooker from the airport]]
/ Ki: So, Fooker... how was your trip?
/ Fooker: Not bad, Ki. It was... FUN. / Nick: So where did you go? You never told us...
/ Fooker: Oh, uh... to visit an old friend. / Fooker: We used to be so alike... like looking... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020120.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, January 21, 2002 | [[Nick, Ki and Fooker in the car, following a fire truck]]
/ [[On the highway]] / [[Fire truck's unpacking]] / [[Nick, Ki, and Fooker get out of the car]] / [[GPF building aflame]]
/ Nick: Oh, no... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020121.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, January 22, 2002 | [[A fireman wraps a blanket around Dwayne, who is sitting in the snow outside a burning GPF. Nick, Ki, and Fooker run towards him.]]
/ Nick, Ki, Fooker: DWAYNE! / [[Dwayne is surprised to see his three employees.]]
/ Ki: Are you OK?
/ Fooker: What happened?
/ Nick: Are you hurt? / Dwayne: I-I... don't... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020122.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 23, 2002 | [[Nick, Ki, Fooker, and Dwayne, watching the burnt-down GPF building]]
/ Dwayne: It's gone... it's all... GONE... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020123.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, January 24, 2002 | [[Nick, Ki, Fooker, Dwayne near the burnt down GPF building]]
/ Ki: Is Mr. Duncan going to be all right?
/ Firefighter: He has a couple of 2nd degree burns, but he'll be okay. / Nick: Dwayne, what happened?
/ Dwayne: I-I don't know, it just burst into flame. I-I tried to stop it, but... / Chief firefighter:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020124.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, January 25, 2002 | Ki: *Arson*?!
/ Dwayne: But I didn't hear anyone...
/ Nick: Who would profit from torching GPF? / Fooker: A competitor? Maybe even Ubersoft?
/ Dwayne: No... we're no threat to *anyone* right now... / Ki: I'll bet *Trudy* did it.
/ Nick: Oh, come on, Ki! Not *that* again!
/ Ki: She'd do it if the reason's... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020125.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, January 26, 2002 | Nick: Who in the world has a reason to burn down GPF...?
/ Ki: I STILL say Trudy...
/ Police Officer: Excuse me... / Police Officer: Are you Jason Barker?
/ Fooker: Uh, yeah. Why? / Police Officer: You are under arrest for murder in connection with the shooting spree last night at the mall.
/ Fooker &... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020126.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, January 27, 2002 | News Anchor: Police and fire officials are still investigating last night's fire that gutted local software maker GPF Software... / [[A picture of a smiling Dwayne is shown behind the anchor with the caption "file footage"]]
/ News Anchor: Although the cause is still unknown, police suspect arson. GPF... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020127.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, January 28, 2002 | [[Fooker sits in a deteriorated jail cell. A guard comes to unlock the cell door.]]
/ Guard: Barker! You've got visitors. / [[Fooker, smiling, approaches a chair next to a window. Outside the window are Ki and Nick.]]
/ Fooker: Hey, guys! / Ki: And we brought a friend with us...
/ Fooker: Who? I... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020128.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, January 29, 2002 | [[Fooker sits on one side of a visitation booth in prision. Ki, Nick and Persephone are seated on the other side.]]
/ Fooker: Man, am I glad to see you guys...
/ Ki: How are you holding up? / Fooker: Well, I'm nobody's girlfriend yet. My trial starts in a few weeks. Any luck finding me a lawyer? / Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020129.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 30, 2002 | [[Nick, Ki, and Persephone are conversing with Fooker in a prision visitation booth. Fooker is visibly shaken.]]
/ Nick: Fred is...um... missing.
/ Ki: It's a long story, but maybe Persephone can tell it... / [[Ki gently strokes Persephone.]]
/ Persephone: I-I don't know... it's all so... so...
/ Ki: It's... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020130.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, January 31, 2002 | {{Persephone tells how Fred disappeared.}}
/ Persephone: Fred knew the police would get a warrant to search our apartment, and we would be found if we didn't escape.
/ [[Apartment manager is shown the warrant by police, and looks surprised.]] / Persephone: Fortunately, he had planned an escape route for... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020131.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, February 1, 2002 | {{Persephone tells Fooker of Fred's disappearance.}}
/ Persephone: Nick and Ki came by to check on us, and found me. We haven't heard from Fred since. / Nick: We know a bunch of your stuff was sent to forensic labs. So who knows where he might be. Your apartment is still a crime scene. / [[Fooker... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020201.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, February 2, 2002 | [[A guard is guiding Fooker back to Cell Block C.]]
/ Fooker: Man, this is nuts... In jail without bail for murders I didn't commit... GPF burns down... Fred's missing... / [[Back in the cell.]]
/ Fooker: Well, like they say, it can't get any worse...
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020202.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, February 3, 2002 | [[A prison guard walks an orange jumpsuit-clad Fooker down a hallway]]
/ Guard: Another visitor, Barker... You sure are popular lately.
/ Fooker: I'm a TV celebrity, don't you know? / [[In a private meeting cell, the door clicks shut, closing Fooker in with a shadowy figure]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020203.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, February 4, 2002 | [[Fooker talking with Amadeus in jail]]
/ Amadeus: What's with the black eye, Agent #6?
/ Fooker: Ran into an old high school pal in cell block C, "Mon Capitaine." / Fooker: Are you here to "engage" the police for my release?
/ Amadeus: Not exactly. The situation is a bit... complicated. / Amadeus: C.R.U.D.E.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20020204.html |
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