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| GPF Archive: Friday, October 5, 2001 | Skaboola: Quit stalling. Let us, how do you say? "Get it on"?
/ Trudy: Er, there *is* one more problem, your majesty... / Trudy: While I am quite fertile, this male, unfortunately, is unable to perform. He is *impotent*.
/ Fooker: *WHAT?!* / http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011005.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, October 6, 2001 | Grey alien: The female is lying, sire! They are merely looking for an avenue of escape!
/ Skaboola: Perhaps... / Skaboola: To be certain, subject the male to a full battery of tests. I want every measurement possible, *especially* the invasive ones.
/ Grey alien: Yes, sire! / Fooker: I *hate* you...
/ Trudy:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011006.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, October 7, 2001 | Trudy: http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011007.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, October 8, 2001 | Hours pass: / Trudy: Your Eminence! I am honored by your--
/ Skaboola: Dispense with the platitudes. Your act may fool the drones, but not *me*. / Skaboola: I can tell by your manipulations that you are a human of questionable character. I have a *proposal* for you. I shall set you and the male free... / Skaboola:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011008.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, October 9, 2001 | Trudy: S-something for you?
/ Skaboola: Unlike the drones, who think only for "the greater good," I look out for only one thing: *me*. / Skaboola: This 'zoo' does more than 'enlighten the galaxy.' It fills my coffers. I have exquisite tastes, which also tend to be... *expensive*. / Skaboola: Yet for... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011009.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 10, 2001 | Trudy: You... want... *what*?!
/ Skaboola: I want *cheese!* By Zoron, I cannot help myself! I *must* have more! / Skaboola: We first discovered it on an early expedition to your world. Ever since, it has become my purpose, my reason to sexist!
/ Trudy: Good grief... / Trudy: Why can't you just make your... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011010.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, October 11, 2001 | Trudy: So, all I have to do is get you all the cheese you want, and you'll set me free?
/ Skaboola: *Yes!* You can go. I swear. / Trudy: You know, I *do* know how to get you all the cheese you want... But I *don't* think I'll tell you...
/ Skaboola: *WH-WHY?!* / / Skaboola: Because... I am desparate,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011011.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, October 12, 2001 | "So I told them to use their teleporters to steal gold from Fort Knox, selectively so it won't be missed... / "Then they could buy large quantities of cheese from the American Dairy Association (which would have to explain where the gold came from)... / "In turn, the aliens released both me and fooker,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011012.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, October 13, 2001 | Chuck: Wow... all that sounded so *bizzarre*...
/ Trudy: Not *exactly* how I planned to torment Fooker, but it was still fun. / Chuck: So did you give all the alien weapons to CRUDE?
/ Trudy: Of course not! I gave them a sample, but the big stuff I'll keep for a rainy day. / Chuck: And the "information"... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011013.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, October 15, 2001 | A lot can happen in the course of a single day...especially when run through the GPF Plot Line Multiplex! / [[Outside the GPF Office]]
/ Sharon: Are you sure you're OK, Dwayne...?
/ Dwane: < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011015.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, October 16, 2001 | [[Inside the GPF office]]
/ Nick: Something different? Sure. What did you have in mind?
/ Ki: I don't know... something we don't do every weekend...
/ [[Fooker rushes past]] / [[Dwayne's office. Dwayne is asleep at his desk; Nicole is standing over him angrily, holding Sydney. Nick and Ki stand in... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011016.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 17, 2001 | [[Fooker and Fred sit at Fooker's desk at GPF]]
/ Fred: I didn't sleep on the alarm clock; YOU slept right through it.
/ Fooker: Shh, forget it. You hide... Here comes Trudy... / Trudy: Oh, Fooky...
/ Fooker: Do NOT call me "Fooky".
/ Trudy: My aren't WE touchy today...
/ Fooker: [[Thinking]] I'll touch... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011017.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, October 18, 2001 | Nick: What was _that_ all about?
/ Ki: I think Nicole's still upset that you left her to save those kids while she was in labor. / Nick: Don't you mean _we_ left her? I thought she'd be fine with you...
/ Ki: And I left her with Fooker, who dumped her on Trudy. Okay, point made... / Nick: I would... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011018.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, October 19, 2001 | Fred: Can you panic more quietly? I'm trying to write a test here.
/ Fooker: Excuse _me_ for averting a crisis... / Fred: What's going on?
/ Fooker: We're being bombarded by a denial-of-service attack. Our router's being flooded. / Fooker: If I can't stop it, GPF will be knocked off the 'net.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011019.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, October 20, 2001 | [[Dwayne is asleep at his desk, as Trudy walks past his office]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011020.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, October 22, 2001 | Fred: Bah. With the web down, I can't do my research. Does Dwayne have an encyclopedia?
/ Fooker: Huh? Wha-? Oh. Check the library. / Fooker: Lessee... classic DDoS, all right. It looks like a couple hundred zombies are ping-flooding us major. If I can filter enough TCP/IP packets... / Fooker:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011022.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, October 23, 2001 | Ki: I don't know... It just feels like we do the same things over and over. Let's try something new this week. / Nick: Like what? Any ideas?
/ Ki: I don't know... Go to an amusement park, go hiking, find a convention... / Nick: We seem to have bad experiences with each of those...
/ Fred: Ah,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011023.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 24, 2001 | Fooker: Sweet Linus Torvalds! I finally found a copy of the zombie trojan (in Trudy's inbox, no less) and this thing is a real monster! / Fooker: But with this, I can isolate exactly how it works and find the source...
/ [[Trudy pokes her head into Fooker's work station.]]
/ Trudy: Oh, Fooky...? / Fooker:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011024.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, October 25, 2001 | Ki: Why don't we go dancing? I haven't done that in years...
/ Nick: I can't dance to save my life. It's _not_ pretty. / Ki: How about a play?
/ Nick: They closed the old playhouse due to a rat infestation. / Ki: We could go rollerskating!
/ Nick: And be the oldest non-chaperones there... / Ki:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011025.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, October 26, 2001 | [[Trudy has a toolkit and screwdriver, and is doing something to the restroom door.]]
/ Trudy: Uh-oh... / [[Dwayne, still showing the evidence of Trudy's pranks, reaches the restroom.]]
/ Dwayne: When I find out who glued paper clips to my finger nails, pink slips will fly... / [[Dwayne enters the restroom,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011026.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, October 27, 2001 | Ki: Oh, come on, Nick! Can't we agree on _one_ thing we can do with our weekend?
/ Nick: Sure, but...
/ Fred: HURK! / Fred: Air.. need air... < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011027.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, October 29, 2001 | [[Fooker's typing away at his laptop.]]
/ Fooker: (thinking) Hmm...by dissecting the trojan, I now know how it works. It's a sub-strain of sub7server, with a certain love for IRC. / Fooker: (thinking) It logs into an IRC server at this address and awaits commands. The "Boss" then issues commands... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011029.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, October 30, 2001 | Nick: Well, we've wasted most of today just trying to decide what to do tonight.
/ Ki: And we _still_ haven't decided. / Ki: Are we really so _boring_ that we can't come up with something fun to do? Is our relationship really that _lukewarm_? / Nick: No... I think we're actually so comfortable... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011030.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 31, 2001 | [[Fooker is sitting at his lap top on IRC]]
/ Unknown Hacker: |-|4\/1|\|9 4 117713 7|20u813 4kk3551|\|9 7|-|3 |\|37? |-|3|-|... [['L33t translation: "Having a little trouble accessing the net? heh..."]]
/ Fooker [[thinking to himself]]: Dang... I hate reading "L33T." / Unknown Hacker: '/0u |23411z3 1... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011031.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, November 1, 2001 | [[Dwayne is trapped in the bathroom, looking furious.]]
/ Dwayne: The door handle came off! Now I'm trapped! This is just perfect. / [[Dwayne looking at a ventilation window.]]
/ Dwayne: Well, maybe I can squeeze through the window... / [[Trudy, standing on a ladder outside the same window, has a steaming... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011101.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, November 2, 2001 | [[Fooker is sitting at his lap top on IRC]]
/ Fooker {{intently typing}}: Who is this? The Brotherhood of the Twisted Pair?
/ Unknown hacker: |\|0, 8u7 '/0u |<|\|0\/\/ \/\/|-|0 1 4/\/\...
/ {{No, but you know who I am...}} / Unknown Hacker: 1 4/\/\ 4 l337 |-|4k|<3|2, F4|2 5up3|210|2 70 '/0u, F00|<3|2.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011102.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, November 3, 2001 | Narrator: And so, another day, another year of GPF draws to a close. Here's to many more years of twisted confusion! / [[Nicole approaches Dwayne, concerned. Dwayne storms out of the GPF building.]]
/ Nicole: Dwayne, why is Sydney covered in green slime?
/ Dwayne: DON'T ASK. / [[Nick & Ki leave the... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011103.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, November 4, 2001 | Muhahahahaha! Soon, the world shall be in my grasp! No one can stop me now! / Not so fast, Evil Trudy! We are the good guys! We will stop your nefarious plot! / Ha! As long as I have your buddy Nick, all the world is my toy! / Then suddenly, the omnipotent Mischief smites all the mortals with a simple... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011104.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, November 5, 2001 | [[Mischief is sitting on emptiness, facing right, her legs crossed at the ankles, looking at a planet cradled in her gloved right hand. Her chin rests on her left hand (also gloved).]]
/ Narrator: SOMEWHERE BEYOND OUR CONCEPTS OF TIME AND SPACE:
/ Mischief [[thinks]]: SIGH... WATCHING THIS LITTLE MUDBALL... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011105.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, November 6, 2001 | Mischief: [[in thought]] Ngh... Why do I get stuck baby-sitting this ONE universe while the boss has all the FUN? / Mischief: [[in thought]] So may other Earths are so much more EXCITING! Superheroes, alternate realities, different species... I could have EONS of fun watching each one of them! / Mischief:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011106.html |
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