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| GPF Archive: Sunday, September 2, 2001 | Nick... I don't know if we should be doing this...
/ Trust me, Ki... I know what I'm doing... / I've never been this far... close, but I've never crossed... the line...
/ Don't worry... You'll get used to it. It just takes practice. / But it's so... so hard...
/ Just a few more minutes...
/ I'm... I'm... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010902.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, September 3, 2001 | So professor... now that it's confirmed Nick has the inventor's gene, does that mean he's destined to become a mad scientist?
/ Not necessarily. / Mad science is but one path young Nicholas can follow. There is a plethora of fields it could lead him ito, but the unique blend off genes makes him perfectly... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010903.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, September 4, 2001 | Nick: Ph-physical side effects?
/ Wise: Not to worry, my boy! Most of them are totally benign.
/ Nick: "Most"? / Wise: Take, for example, the hair. Note how when it is not combed, it becomes wild? By my age, Nick's hair will look much like mine.
/ Nick: Perfect... / Wise: Hmmm...
/ Nick: http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010904.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 5, 2001 | Wise: Other side effects will manifest over time. He will develop an odd characteristic, like a facial twitch, and most likely a maniacal laugh. / Wise: It will also affect his sexual drive. Some mad scientists experience decreased performace or even aversion to sex... / Wise: While others (ahem) actually... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010905.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, September 6, 2001 | Wise: You, my dear Ki, are in a unique position here. As Nick's girlfriend, you have the awesome powe of fostering his fledgling abilities, or squashing them forever. / Wise: Even if you oppose this change, he may be unable to resist its call. He will be torn between two loves, you and his work. While... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010906.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, September 7, 2001 | Ki: Wow... this whole Inventor's Gene thing is a lot to swallow...
/ Nick: Uncle Wise did say it could take years to fully develop... / Nick: But I have always felt something I could'nt explain gnawing at me from within. Suddenly, it feels like all the cogs have fallen into place, and a purpose for my... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010907.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, September 8, 2001 | Trudy: Hmmm... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010908.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, September 10, 2001 | Trudy: Curses... the phone caller said everything would fall into place, but there's still gaping holes in my plans...
/ Chuck: The phone what? / Trudy: Not to worry, my dear chuck. There are lots of details on a "need to know" basis you don't need to know.
/ Trudy: Like the new "do". More aerodynamic. / Trudy:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010910.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, September 11, 2001 | Trudy: I have nearly everything I need, even the things that don't make much sense. Howwever, I still need some... *information* from fooker. / Trudy: If I can't blackmail him about the slime molds, how do I...
/ Trudy: You know something. *Don't* hide it from me. / Chuck: He's my *friend*...
/ Trudy:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010911.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 12, 2001 | Fooker: That'll be Chuck. We're off to the gym, Fred. Be back in a few...
/ Fred: I'll be designing this Lit 101 test. Pull something for me... / Fooker: Whoa! Chuck man! Going for the Michael Jordan Look-Alike or something?
/ Chuck: Nah. Just needed a change of face. / Chuck: Dude, I'm throwing a block... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010912.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, September 13, 2001 | The next day:
/ Trudy: Is everything set?
/ Chuck: Yeah. He dropped off the beer and will be right back. / Chuck: You know, Fooker's not going to touch that stuff. He can't handle it when he drinks it, but he's strong in resisting in the first place.
/ Trudy: I'll handle that. / Trudy: I'll "spike the... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010913.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, September 14, 2001 | Hours pass...
/ Trudy: It took a while, but Fooker's finally showing the effects of the alcohol...
/ Fooker: Yer mah besht friend... / Trudy: So simple an achilles' heel... If only I had known sooner. A sharp mind like mine never touches the stuff. It dulls the mind too much for an evil genius like me. / Trudy:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010914.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, September 15, 2001 | More hours pass...
/ Fooker: Troody... Ah'f been wrong 'bout yoo... Yer a shwell guy...
/ Trudy: Aw... / Trudy: Yer noth tho bad yershelf, Fooker... N'fact yer akxually kinna cyoote...
/ Fooker: Yer jess sayin that... / Trudy: http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010915.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, September 16, 2001 | Red Cross Technician: I know you folks want to help but I'm afraid we need *blood*, not *red* *ink*... / Cartoon characters can't give blood... but *you* can!
/ Remember September 11th, 2001 http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010916.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, September 17, 2001 | Fooker's thoughts: Ooogh... I haven't felt this bad since college... It's almost like... a *hangover*? Can't be... I didn't drink... / Fooker's thoughts: *Trudy*! I *knew* she was up to something! She must have spiked Chuck's punch and now she probably knows about my drinking problem. This is just *peachy*. / Fooker's... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010917.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, September 18, 2001 | Fooker & Trudy: AAAAAAH! / Fooker: What am I doing in *your* bed?!
/ Trudy: This isn't *my* bed! What am I doing in *your* bed?!
/ Fooker: Well, it's not *mine*! / Trudy: Waitaminute... If this isn't *either of our beds, then why are we both in here *naked*?
/ Fooker: Well, *you* spiked the punch, and... / Fooker... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010918.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 19, 2001 | Fooker: Okay,k calm down. There's a logical explanation. I wouldn't jump in the sack with you, no matter *how* drunk I was.
/ Trudy: You would have three years ago. / Fooker: Yeah, but I didn't *know* you then. I know *better* now.
/ Trudy: This isn't either of our apartments. Our first priority is to... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010919.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, September 20, 2001 | Trudy: Fine. I'll take a look. I have nothing to hide so ogle all you want.
/ Fooker: I *won't*.
/ Trudy: *You* will. / Fooker's thoughts: Okay, you're right. I *will*... / Trudy: Well, it's a closet, all right. There's men't and women's clothes in here, but not *our* clothes. Oh *please*...
/ Fooker:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010920.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, September 21, 2001 | Trudy: This robe's the most modest thing I can find. Here, have some shorts.
/ Fooker: Plaid?! / Trudy: I'm going to take a look around...
/ Fooker: Be right with you... / Trudy's thoughts: A bedroom, a bathroom, kitchen, living room... It looks like a normal apartment, except... / Trudy: There's no... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010921.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, September 22, 2001 | Fooker: An apartment with no outside doors or windows?
/ Trudy: It's *not* an apartment. It looks like one, but it's really a *cell*. / Fooker: But who would want to trap the two of us? Other than for blackmail...
/ Trudy: This is pretty elaborate for blackmail. *I* should know. / Fooker: Hey... There's... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010922.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, September 24, 2001 | Trudy: A three-course dinner appearing out of thin air?
/ Fooker: Don't touch it! It could be poisoned!
/ Trudy: And why would our captors go to such great lengths just to poison us?
/ Foker: Okay, point taken, but only 'cause I'm hungry. / Trudy: Listen. The food appeared while we weren't looking. If... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010924.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, September 25, 2001 | Fooker: How long have we waited?
/ Trudy: Well, they didn't give us any clocks, but I'd guess a couple hours. / Trudy: Yawn... We've got to stay alert if we're going to learn who our captors are...
/ Fooker: Actually, for some reason, this all seems vaguely familiar... / Trudy: http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010925.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 26, 2001 | [[Fooker is wearing plaid shorts and no shirt. Trudy is wearing a robe.]]
/ Trudy: He's getting away!
/ Fooker: [[holds open door of fake fridge, grabs alien's arm and yanks alien out]] Not if I can help it! / Fooker: I _knew_ it!
/ {{alien font}}
/ Alien: [[looking alarmed]] Ahk! Code magenta! Gamma... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010926.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, September 27, 2001 | You *know* this alien?
/ Yes. They captured me about three years ago, but se me free as a "reject." / This human was our greatest embarassment. He cost us billions of quatloos in research time and made us the laughing stock of the galaxy. / I thought you said you'd be "exiled to the seventh moon of... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010927.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, September 28, 2001 | The jig is up, bub. Let us out of this cell.
/ Oh I don't think so. You're part of our 'collection' now. / We have a 'zoo' of species from around the galaxy. You're now part of our permanent display. / Let us out, or this little runt gets creamed.
/ Youre idle threats won't work this time, reject XB3-239 / Ha!... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010928.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, September 29, 2001 | You will be well cared for, but you can never leave. Our studies of you will enlighten the galaxy about your species. / And we will also get our *revenge*. The Great Skaboola, our leader, is highly interested in your kind.
/ He likes to watch earth television. / While we didn't expect to capture *you*,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010929.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, October 1, 2001 | The Great Skaboola enjoys studying the mating habits of other species.
/ He loves the Playblarg subspace channel. / While we didn't mean to target you two specificallly, our stake-out was conveniently timed.
/ I wore this mask to a party. Heh / Oh, for Zoron's sake... you two haven't mated *yet*.
/ W... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011001.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, October 2, 2001 | The Great Skaboola will be here shortly. I suggest you disrobe and initiate your mating rituals./
/ /
/ We don't care what your great voyeur-la wnats. You can't make us mat. We have free wills!/
/ /
/ http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011002.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, October 3, 2001 | Trudy: Great... *Now* what are we going to do?
/ Fooker: Well... There *is* technically one way out of this... / Trudy: *That* is *not* an option. Look, I think I have an idea. It's a long shot, but it's the only one we have. Just follow my lead. / Grey alien: Your Immense Emminence... the human habitat,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011003.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, October 4, 2001 | Trudy: Your eminence, please allow a humble human to address your great and awesome person...
/ Grey alien: http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20011004.html |
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