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| GPF Archive: Wednesday, June 27, 2001 | [[Dwayne and Trudy, driving in the rain. Trudy hangs her head in shame.]]
/ Trudy: Maybe it's my fault. As marketing director, I'm responsible for selling our services. Maybe I'm just not doing my job...
/ Dwayne: No, no, no... / Dwayne: If nothing else, Trudy, you alone deserve credit for tripling our... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010627.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, June 28, 2001 | [[Dwayne and Trudy, driving in the rain]]
/ Dwayne: I never understood their animosity towards you. Maybe you're a little too aggressive at times, and they misinterpret that.
/ Trudy: I guess so... / Dwayne: Anyway, I blame no one but myself for our recent losses. I can't explain them, but they're my... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010628.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, June 29, 2001 | [[Dwayne and Trudy, driving in the rain]]
/ Radio Voice: Hate to say it, folks, but it looks like rain, rain, rain as far as the eye can see. So keep those umbrellas handy... / Radio Voice: The National Weather Service is issuing a flash flood watch for the tri-county area. People in low-lying areas... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010629.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, June 30, 2001 | [[Dwayne and Trudy, driving into the parking lot of GPF in the pouring rain.]]
/ Trudy: A flash flood watch? Isn't your house down near the river?
/ Dwayne: It is. The water level's been rising the past few days. Nicole's not worried, but I am.
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010630.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, July 1, 2001 | [[Nick, Fooker, Ki, Persephone, and Fred in Fooker's apartment. Nick and Fooker are seated on the couch in the background, playing an intense "P2S" console game. Ki is sitting at a table, by Persephone and a glasses-wearing book-reading Fred.]]
/ Ki: Persephone, if you split off from Fred, why are you... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010701.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, July 2, 2001 | [[Dwayne, Trudy, Ki, and Fooker in the GPF building]]
/ Ki: How'd the Murphy meeting go? You two don't look very triumphant...
/ Dwayne: We're not, because it didn't. We lost the account to another vendor. / Dwayne: But it's nothing to worry about. We have plenty of business, and you guys have plenty... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010702.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, July 3, 2001 | [[Nicole and a police officer at the Duncan house. Nicole is on the phone, talking to Dwayne.]]
/ Nicole: They're suggesting we move to higher ground, at least out of the valley, until after the next storm passes. They say the levee looks weakened. / [[Dwayne back at GPF]]
/ Dwayne: That levee's held... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010703.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, July 4, 2001 | [[Dwayne, Ki, Trudy, Nick, and Fooker driving in the rain]]
/ Dwayne: According to Nicole, they're evacuating most people to the junior high gym at the top of the hill. It's highly unlikely the flood waters could reach there. / Dwayne: As a precaution, they're sandbagging along the road into the valley,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010704.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, July 5, 2001 | [[Nick and Trudy look out the window and see the falling tree]]
/ Nick (yelling): Dwayne! Look out!
/ Trudy: Oh my... / [[The tree leans over the road and the car, grabbing power lines]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010705.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, July 6, 2001 | [[In the road, in front of a newly-downed tree]] / Dwayne: Is everyone okay?
/ Fooker: Yeah, but that tree's totally blocked the road, and it brought some power lines down with it. / Dwayne: The other main road into the valley's been closed for weeks for road construction. With this tree down, the... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010706.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, July 7, 2001 | [[Trudy walks through driving rain with her umbrella]] / Trudy {{thinking}}: "Trudy, go back to the gas station and call in a warning." Walk in the @$*?! rain while they drive in the warm dry car... / Trudy {{thinking}}: Is chivalry dead? He could've sent Nick or Fooker... At least I won't dirty my... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010707.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, July 9, 2001 | [[The GPF Crew reaches the emergency HQ at the gym:]]
/ Dwayne: Okay, I just talked with the volunteer fire chief, and here's the scoop... / Dwayne: No one's seen Nicole yet. It's possible the police have her and are bringing her now. Ki, you stay here and help with the first aid crew and watch for her.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010709.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, July 10, 2001 | [[Dwayne, Nick and Fooker in the car]] / Dwayne: Here's the sand bag crew. Let's hope they've seen Nicole.
/ {{Dwayne is flagged down by a deputy, they get out}} / Deputy: You Dwayne Duncan?
/ Dwayne: Yes...?
/ Deputy: One of our boys just radioed in. He's got your wife and is driving her here soon. / Dwayne:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010710.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, July 11, 2001 | [[On the sand bag line]] / Deputy: Come on, people! Keep the line moving! The levee could go at any minute! / Nick: Umph... I think I need to... work out more...
/ Fooker: Don't sweat it, Nick. You get on the truck and I'll take the line. / {{Fooker is hit by a flying sandbag}}
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010711.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, July 12, 2001 | [[On the sand bag line]] / Nick: Sharon? Oh, that's right... your apartment is down here, too...
/ Sharon: Hi, Nick. Wish we could be meeting again under better circumstances. / Fooker: Um, Sharon... A-about that fight a while back...
/ Sharon: Forget it, Fooker. You had your chance. And your pettiness... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010712.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, July 13, 2001 | [[On the sand bag line]] / Nick: _Dexter?!_ You're here _too?!_
/ Sharon: Dex lives in my building. When they evacuated us, we volunteered to help out here. / Nick: Isn't this a geeky little reunion...
/ Fooker: Dwayne, look! It's the squad car with Nicole! Down there! / Dwayne: They'll have to look... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010713.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, July 14, 2001 | [[The squad car with Nicole and a deputy]] / {{The levee breaks, sweeping away one worker}} / {{Water floods into the streets, past houses, tipping over a car}} / {{The squad car drives through the rain, towards safety}} / {{A wall of water rushes up behind it}} http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010714.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, July 16, 2001 | [[On the sand bag line]] / Fooker: Here comes Nicole!
/ Dwayne: But the levee broke! That wall of water's going to catch them! / {{The squad car is pushed against the retaining wall, up on its side]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010716.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, July 17, 2001 | [[On the sand bag line]] / Deputy: Clear some sand bags, make a hole! We don't have a lot of time! / Deputy: {{points to Nick}} He looks the lightest. We'll lover him down. I'll hold him, the rest of you anchor me. / {{Dexter, Fooker, Dwayne, Deputy, and Nick form a human chain}} / Nick: Um...... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010717.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, July 18, 2001 | [[A human chain hangs between the retaining wall and the car containing Nicole and a police officer]] / Nick: I-I can't get the door open! It's jammed shut!
/ Deputy: Then pull her through the window! / Dwayne: She's pregnant!
/ Deputy: Oh...er... I, um, guess that won't work then... / Officer: You... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010718.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, July 19, 2001 | [[On the retaining wall, trying to rescue Nicole from the flooding car]] / Sharon: Hurry, the car's slipping!
/ Fooker: She's halfway out! / Nick: C'mon, Nicole...
/ Officer: She won't fit!
/ Nicole: Ngh... / Nicole: OWWWW!!!
/ Nick: Are you hurt?!
/ Nicole: No... / Nicole: My water broke on the way... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010719.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, July 20, 2001 | [[On the retaining wall, trying to rescue Nicole from the flooded car]] / Nick {{from offscreen}}: Almost... got her...
/ Sharon: A current surge is coming! / Nick: Ungh! She's through! / {{Just as Nicole is pulled free, the current hits the car, sweeping it away from the human chain}}
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010720.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, July 21, 2001 | [[On the retaining wall]] / Fooker: You okay, Nickster?
/ Nick: Y-yeah.
/ Dwayne: Nicole!
/ Nicole: Dwayne! / Sharon: What about Officer Johnson?
/ Deputy: I'm afraid there's nothing we can do. I'll radio someone downstream, but... / Nicole: Ooooooooo...
/ Dwayne: Honey...?
/ Nick: Contractions. She's... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010721.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, July 23, 2001 | [[Part of the gang arrives back at the gymnasium]]
/ Ki: You found Nicole!
/ Dwayne: She's going into labor!
/ Nicole: Ooooh... / Woman: Mr. Duncan, we need help with first aid! A bunch of victims just came in, and the emergency crews are still trapped outside the valley...
/ Dwayne: But my wife... / Woman:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010723.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, July 24, 2001 | [[In the emergency evacuation HQ]] / Nicole: Dwayne... Go help. You're a great organizer, and they need someone with your skills.
/ Dwayne. B-but... the baby... / Nicole: I'll be fine. It's not like women haven't done this before. I've got Ki to help. Just go!
/ Dwayne: Okay. But if you need me...... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010724.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, July 25, 2001 | [[Nicole and Ki's corner of the emergency HQ]] / Officer: Ma'am, I wish I could stay and help, but I need to get back outside...
/ Ki: That's okay, Officer. I-I'll manage...
/ Nicole: Nngh... / Officer: This screen should give you some privacy and these blankets will come in handy as well.
/ Ki: O-okay... / Nicole:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010725.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, July 26, 2001 | [[Nicole and Ki's corner of the emergency HQ]] / {{Nicole pants with labor pains}}
/ Ki: O-okay... um, breathe, or something like that. Er, I'm going to take a look at things down there... / {{Ki looks under the blanket, her eyes bug out}}
/ Ki: Holy-- / Ki: Doesn't that _hurt?_
/ Nicole: YES!
/ Ki:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010726.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, July 27, 2001 | [[Nicole and Ki's corner of emergency HQ]] / Ki: Um, Nicole, like, cross your legs or something. I'll be right back...
/ Nicole: W-where...? / {{Ki runs out to find Fooker and Nick, grabs Nick's lapels}}
/ Ki: Nick! Am I glad to see you!
/ Nick: Hi Ki, what's--
/ Ki: You know first aid, right?
/ Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010727.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, July 28, 2001 | [[Nicole's corner of emergency HQ]] / Nicole: Huff, huff
/ Nick:O-okay... Sharon, get me some warm water. Dexter, find some towels from the locker room. Fooker, get something to cut the umbilical cord with.
/ Fooker: Gotcha. / Ki: Nick, I am _so_ glad you know what you're doing.
/ Nick: I don't.
/ Ki:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010728.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, July 30, 2001 | [[Emergency evacuation headquarters]] / Voiceover: In a time of crisis, a community comes together...
/ {{Dwayne directs a fireman with a victim on a stretcher}} / Voiceover: Everyday people become unlikely heroes...
/ {{Fooker brings a child in from the storm, Dexter brings his puppy}} / Voiceover:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010730.html |
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