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| GPF Archive: Friday, April 20, 2001 | Ki: I guess it's normal for a woman my age to want to have a baby, especially when I see Nicole all big and round and glowing... / Ki: And I know what you're going to say: Right now, I've got too much going on, and that is a responsibility I can still enjoy later. I just didn't expect this to have... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010420.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, April 21, 2001 | [[Nick and Ki, sitting half-naked on the floor in Nick's apartment]] / Ki: I feel so silly now. I'm glad you understand so well, Nick. Just one more thing I love about you... / {{Nick stares at Ki's chest}}
/ Ki: Um... Nick?
/ Nick: Grrowl... / {{Ki realizes she is shirtless}}
/ Ki: ! / Ki: I think... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010421.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, April 23, 2001 | [[The office, decorated for a baby shower]] / Fooker, Nick, Ki: Surprise!
/ Dwayne {{whispering}}: I thought you already knew about the baby shower...
/ Nicole {{whispering}}: I did... Now be quiet and let them have fun... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010423.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, April 24, 2001 | [[The office, Nicole's baby shower]] / Nicole: Oh, this is wonderful! Thank you so much! And look at this beautiful cake! Did you make it, Ki?
/ Ki: Yep! / Nick {{whispering}}: Waitaminute... I _saw_ the cake you make, and _that_ isn't it. Where'd you get this one?
/ Ki: {{whispering}}: I bought it,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010424.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 25, 2001 | [[The office, Nicole's baby shower]] / Nicole: "Onesies," diapers, and a baby blanket! Thanks, Nick and Ki!
/ Ki: Practical, but thhat's us. / Dwayne: Trudy's on vacation, but she left us this baby rattle.
/ Nicole: Shaped like a skull. How... interesting. / Nick: Fooker got you a gift too. Didn't... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010425.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, April 26, 2001 | Nick: Ki and I tried to come up with some interesting games, but I don't think these are well suited for this group... / Nicole: After a lot of thought, I think I know what game would be perfect for all of us to play, Nick...
/ Ki: ? / Fooker: DANG! Fragged again!
/ Nicole: YES!
/ Ki: And you say she's... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010426.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, April 27, 2001 | [[The office, Nicole's baby shower]] / Ki: So, have you thought of any names for the baby yet?
/ Nicole: We have a few, but they all depend on the baby's gender. / Nick: Is he or she really active?
/ Nicole: All the time! Dwayne's convinced we're going to have a little kickboxer. / {{Dwayne has fallen... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010427.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, April 28, 2001 | [[Dwayne and Nicole's house, after Nicole's baby shower]] / Nicole: That baby shower was wonderful, Dwayne. Please tell everyone I had a great time.
/ Dwayne: Sure, dear. / Nicole: Bills?
/ Dwayne: Just some GPF bills. Only take a few minutes... / Nicole: Well, don't take too long...
/ {{Dwayne looks... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010428.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, April 30, 2001 | [[Interior: Fooker's backpack]] / Fooker: Fred, are you sure you want to do this? We can still turn back...
/ Fred: No, you were right, Fooker. This really is the best course of action. / Persephone: Fred... I-I'm scared...
/ Fred: I know Persephone. Be brave, and Fooker and I will be right beside... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010430.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, May 1, 2001 | [[Nick's apartment; begins with Fooker standing in the open doorway.]]
/ Ki: Hey, Fooker! What's this big surprise you have for--
/ Fooker: [[Finger to lips]] SHHHH! Not so loud... / Fooker: Close those blinds, and dim the lights. You might want to unplug the phone, too. We can't be too careful...
/ Ki:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010501.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, May 2, 2001 | [[Nick's apartment]] / Fooker: A little over two years ago, not long after Nick joined GPF, I came upon something that changed my life forever.
/ Ki: Soap? / Fooker: We've been keeping this a secret all this time, but recent... _circumstances_ make finding allies very important. You must _swear_ that... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010502.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, May 3, 2001 | Fooker: This isn't the time to be funny, Ki. Two lives hang in the balance, do you mind?
/ Ki: Okay, Okay... You mean you really ARE a secret agent?
/ Nick: [[disapprovingly]] Ki... / Fooker: Look, I'm having trouble with this as it is, and you're not helping. Just let me finish and all will be revea--... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010503.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, May 4, 2001 | Fooker: [[reaching into bag]] Well, I TRIED to ease you into this, but here goes... / Fooker: Nick and Ki... Meet Fred and Persephone. / [[Fooker shows Fred and Persephone to Nick and Ki]] / Ki: This is a joke, right?
/ Fred: If it is, it's not a very funny one... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010504.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, May 5, 2001 | Ki: So, are they puppets? Are you using ventriloquism, or are they remote controlled?
/ Fred: I don't like her. / Fooker: They're real, live slime molds. Honest.
/ Ki: That can talk? Yeah, right.
/ Nick: Uh, Ki...
/ Fred: Don't touch me. / Fred: {{squirt digestive juices!}}
/ Ki: Ouch!
/ Fooker: <> / Fred:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010505.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, May 6, 2001 | [[All panels are photographs, with dialogue bubbles added.]]
/ Randi: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Randi the Wonder Kitty™. Perhaps you've heard of me... / Randi: [[off-screen]] This is my nemesis... I mean, sister, Kiki, the Boo Wonder™. She can be safely ignored.
/ Kiki: Hi, Mom!
/ Randi:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010506.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, May 7, 2001 | Fred: Those digestive juices won't scar if you wash them off fast enough...
/ Ki: < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010507.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, May 8, 2001 | Narrator: Fooker relates Fred and Persephone's origins to Nick and Ki...
/ Fooker: and then, "Pop!" Persephone was born.
/ Nick: Cellular mitosis. Interesting. / Ki: And you pay half of Fooker's rent by teaching literature at an online university?
/ Fred: Guilty as charged. / Ki: Then you're "theprof"... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010508.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, May 9, 2001 | Nick: This is all new and exciting, Fooker, but why are you telling us all this?
/ Fooker: I won't mince words, Nick. / Fooker: Fred and I decided to keep their existence secret, to protect them from prodding scientists.
/ Persephone: Have you seen "E.T."? (shudder)
/ Fred: Perseph! / Fooker: Unfortunately,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010509.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, May 10, 2001 | Fooker: Trudy found out about the molds a few months ago, and promised to expose our secret if I didn't do a "favor" for her. / Fooker: Thus far, she hasn't come collecting, but that still puts us in a bad place. We need allies, and you two instantly came to mind. / Fooker: Trudy's been pretty quiet... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010510.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, May 11, 2001 | [[Fooker, Fred and Ki on couch in background; Nick in foreground]]
/ Nick: I'll give you that she's a little weird and a bit too forward, but I really don't think she's "evil".
/ Fooker: Are you BLIND?!
/ Ki: [[Wide-eyed]] / Fooker: The way she torments us, and tried to keep you and Ki apart...
/ Ki: She... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010511.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, May 12, 2001 | [[Fooker, slime molds, Ki, and Nick are talking in Nick's apartment]]
/ Nick: Trudy's not out to get us. I've talked with Dwayne, and he agrees.
/ Fooker: Then she's got you both fooled. / [[Silhouettes through window]]
/ Ki: Okay, let's not fight. Trudy or not, we ought to agree to protect Fred and... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010512.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, May 14, 2001 | Nick: Man... talking, sentient slime molds... no wonder Fooker was so cautious... / Nick: This is definitely a big secret to keep. Uncle Wise would love to hear about them, but I can't tell him without... / Nick: You're still mad about my Trudy comments, right?
/ Ki: Lucy, you got some 'splainin' ta... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010514.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, May 15, 2001 | Nick: How can you and Fooker go around accusing Trudy of all these crazy schemes?
/ Ki: How can we not?! / Ki: Haven't you paid attention to all she's done to us? She tortures me and Fooker, she's tried all sorts of things to keep us apart, the bottle of arsenic when I quit smoking... / Nick: That... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010515.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, May 16, 2001 | [[Nick and Ki talking in Nick's apartment]]
/ Nick: I'm sorry, Ki, but that's the best I can explain it. I haven't seen any real evidence of Trudy's "crimes" against you and Fooker. / [[Flashback to Nick and Dwayne talking at the office]]
/ Nick: [[As narrator]] "I had a very long talk with Dwayne about... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010516.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, May 17, 2001 | Nick: I've always tried to look for the best in people, and give them the benefit of a doubt. Trudy deserves our respect until proven otherwise. / Nick: I'm not about to accept these claims--and you have to admit, they're pretty ludicrous--until I see proof. To date, I haven't seen any. / Ki: And... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010517.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, May 18, 2001 | Nick: Okay... maybe I should have put it this way: I don't mean to say I don't trust and believe you. I just haven't seen any proof. Trudy deserves a chance to prove herself, too. / Nick: How about this: I promise I will pay careful attention to Trudy, and look for those clues. But I need you to... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010518.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, May 19, 2001 | [[Chuck outside, looking through binoculars, talking to Trudy through an ear-bud microphone]]
/ Chuck: Are you getting all this, Trudy?
/ Trudy: [[through microphone]] Hmm... I'll have to be even more careful with Nick now... / Trudy: [[through microphone]] Not that it matters. I'll complete the next... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010519.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, May 21, 2001 | [[Stretch limo pulling into the gates of the Hotel LeSwank]]
/ Narrator: An expensive, exclusive resort on the outskirts of the capital of Morocco... / [[A crowd gathers in front of a curtained stage]]
/ Narrator: Hundreds of strange, questionable characters make their way to the grande ballroom in eager... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010521.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, May 22, 2001 | Narrator: The ballroom buzzes with activity as the anxious invitees mix and mingle, awaiting the beginning of the festivities...
/ [[The crowd gathers. In the foreground, the guests include Trudy, Dr. Shlock from Sluggy Freelance and Gav from Nukees]] / [[The room darkens as a spotlight appears on stage]]
/ Narrator:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010522.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, May 23, 2001 | [[Dr. Nefarious is standing in the spotlight on the curtained stage.]]
/ Narrator: And now, ladies & evil geniuses, our esteemed host... DR. NEFARIOUS!
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010523.html |
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