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| GPF Archive: Monday, February 12, 2001 | [[Dwayne, Fooker, Nick, and Trudy are at the courthouse. Dwayne looks especially glum.]]
/ {{Tagline: In the "green room"...}}
/ Dwayne: I can't believe this is happening! Fooker, can you explain yourself?
/ Fooker: Sorry, Chief. I couldn't help it. / [[ Dwayne looks at Fooker angrily. Trudy looks... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010212.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, February 13, 2001 | [[ Nick and Alex are in the foreground. Alex is wearing glasses with one red lens and one green lens. In the background, in all four panels, Fooker and Phil are fighting. ]] / Nick: Um... I'm Nick, with GPF. I'm a programmer.
/ Alex: Alex, from Ubersoft. Tech support.
/ [[ Fooker chokes Phil. ]] / Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010213.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, February 14, 2001 | [[BOSS]]
/ Ubersoft boss: So... Our paths cross once again, Miss Trueheart...
/ Trudy: Yes... I see Ubersoft has grown greatly since I left. You must be proud... / Ubersoft boss: Yes... But we could not have come as far without your... _expertise_...
/ Trudy: Or _your_ leadership. Your vile cunning is... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010214.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, February 15, 2001 | Trudy: I can't let you destroy GPF.
/ Boss: Why? Your company poses a serious, albeit unexpected, threat. A mastermind of your caliber can rebuild with little effort. / Trudy: I *can't*. I need this company to survive ... for *now*. I have carefully laid plans that will soon be coming to fruition. This... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010215.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, February 16, 2001 | {{Part of Ubersoft v. GPF Software story arc.}}
/ [[Trudy takes a box from the freezer.]]
/ Caption: That night...
/ Trudy (thinking): I can't let Ubersoft destroy GPF. It will ruin my plans. But with that evidence on Fooker's hard drive... / [[Trudy looks at the box: TV DINNER - Just Microwave!]]
/ Trudy:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010216.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, February 17, 2001 | [[The Boss of Ubersoft confronts the eversmiling Trudy. His floating letters of fire are present as usual.]]
/ Ubersoft Boss: YOU deleted the evidence from Barker's hard drive...!
/ Trudy: I can't help it if he plugs his computer into the same circuit as my microwave... / [[A close-up on the Boss's eyes?... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010217.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, February 19, 2001 | Ki: So your uncle Wisebottom has another another funky invention to show us?
/ Nick: 'fraid so... / Nick: Every time we come over here, we end up becoming guinea pigs for his newest foul-up. Be prepared for the unexpected.
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010219.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, February 20, 2001 | Professor Wisebottom: Behold the virtual reality fractal explorer.
/ Nick, Fooker, Ki: Kewl. / Professor Wisebottom: While wearing these goggles, the user can "fly" through the infinite intricacies of magnetic fractals, Newton fractals, Mandelbrot sets, Julia sets... / Fooker: "Julia?" You've got babes... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010220.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, February 21, 2001 | [[Inside Professor Wisebottom's lab]]
/ Wisebottom: While I admire your enthusiasm, Jason, there are no "babes" in the fractal explorer... only interesting mathematical phenomena.
/ Fooker: Shoot.
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010221.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, February 22, 2001 | Wisebottom: How do you like the VR fractal explorer, Jason?
/ Fooker: This is way kewl! I'm flying in what seems like a sea of colors... / Wisebottom: This is a close-up of the Mandelbrot set, discovered by Benoit Mandelbrot in 1977...
/ Fooker: Way to go, Mandelplot! / Fooker: Aw... isn't this little... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010222.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, February 23, 2001 | Wisebottom: What you're looking at now is a Koch snowflake...
/ Fooker: Bor-ing...
/ Ki: This VR fractal explorer idea is kewl... / Fooker: Hey... This guy's pretty mean looking... Hey, stop that... Get away from me! Help! Help!
/ Nick: Uncle Wise!
/ Ki: ? / Wisebottom: It looks like he's being pursued... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010223.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, February 24, 2001 | [[Wisebottom's lab, Nick, Ki and Wisebottom are in the foreground, Fooker is running around in the background with a VR helmet on his head]]
/ Nick: Can you disconnect Fooker from the VR fractal explorer?
/ Wisebottom: No! The shock might fry his brain!
/ Fooker: Ahhhhhhhhh!! / [[Closeup of Ki, Wisebottom... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010224.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, February 26, 2001 | [[Inside the VR Fractal Explorer; Ki and Nick are floating above a purple mandelbrot swirl]]
/ Narrator: With Fooker trapped in Prof. Wisebottom's VR fractal explorer, Nick and Ki have no recourse but to go in after him...
/ Nick: We're in, Unk! / [[Ki and Nick floating above a blue mandelbrot swirl]]
/ Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010226.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, February 27, 2001 | [[Ki and Nick are searching through a sea of virtual fractals for Fooker.]]
/ Ki: We've searched everywhere in the fractal explorer, Prof, and we can't find Fooker!
/ Wisebottom: Don't say "everywhere," Ki! / Wisebottom: Fractals are endless and infinite! If we lose him now, he may be lost forever!
/ Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010227.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, February 28, 2001 | [[Ki and Nick are trying to pull a fractal spiral off Fooker]]
/ Ki: We can't budge this fractal! Fooker, it looks like you're stuck for good!
/ Fooker: Well, if you gotta go, go virtual... / [[Nick turns aside and addresses his Uncle]]
/ Nick: Waitaminute! Uncle Wise!
/ Wisebottom: Yes, Nicholas?
/ Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010228.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, March 1, 2001 | Fooker: Ahk! It's that Mandelbrot dragon thing again!
/ Ki: Nick, whatever you're gonna do, you better do it fast!
/ Dragon:< http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010301.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, March 2, 2001 | [[In the office, removing the VR Fractal Explorer equipment]] / Ki: That was incredible, Nick! What did you do to that Mandelbrot dragon?
/ Nick: Simple fractal math, Ki. / Nick: Fractals such as the Mandelbrot set have "attractors," or points that values tend to gravitate toward. I just had Uncle... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010302.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, March 3, 2001 | [[Fooker's office]]
/ Fooker: Man, I'm glad all that VR fractal stuff is over. I felt like quite the wimp running from a computer simulation... / Fooker: Yipe! Run for it!
/ Nick: ? / Nick: You couldn't resist installing a fractal screen saver on Fooker's PC, could you?
/ Ki: Oooh, is that a Julia... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010303.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, March 4, 2001 | [[Nick and Ki driving]] / Nick: Hey, look, Ki! there's a (ahem) fork in the road!
/ Ki: What?! / Ki: Don't tell me we're going to resort to using that tired old gag...
/ Nick: Well... / {{T-intersection in road shows "fork();"}}
/ Nick: ...Not exactly... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010304.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, March 5, 2001 | Fred: What's that smell? Did you actually bathe?!
/ Fooker: Chuck next door is throwing a party. / Fooker: I'm gonna slide right in with my smooth style and charm the ladies. Look out, girls; The Fookinator is about to arrive! / Persephone: My word, Fred! What if he actually... breeds?!
/ Fred: Not... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010305.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 6, 2001 | [[Chuck's apartment, mid-party]] / Chuck: Yo, F-man! You ready to party 'til dawn?
/ Fooker: Or at least until the super calls the cops. / Fooker: You've got a mean party goin', my man. Hot food, cool drinks, swingin' music, and awesome babes... yet I feel a sense of foreboding... / Trudy: Hi there,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010306.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 7, 2001 | Fooker: Why'd you have to go inviting Trudy to the party? She's crazy!
/ Chuck: She's our neighbor. It's good relations. Plus, she's one hot number... / Fooker: She's evil, Chuck. I tell you, stay away from her...
/ Chuck: Nonsense, dude! What'd she do to rile you up? / Fooker: No, Chuck! Don't... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010307.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, March 8, 2001 | Fooker: //Man... Chuck's getting a little too close to Trudy... I've tried to warn him, but he doesn't want to listen...// / Fooker: //Well, it may be too late for him, but at least I can salvage my evening... Look out ladies... Fooker is on the prowl!// / Woman: Spread the word, girls. Fooker is... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010308.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, March 9, 2001 | [[Chuck's apartment, mid-party]]
/ {{Women slap Fooker}} / < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010309.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, March 10, 2001 | [[Chuck's apartment, kitchen]] / Fooker: //Man... This really isn't my night... Trudy sinks her claws into Chuck, the ladies are all turning against me... think I'll just sit down for a bit...// / Fooker: Yipe!
/ Sharon: ? / Fooker: Please, nice lady, don't with the hurting, slapping thang...
/ Sharon:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010310.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, March 12, 2001 | Fooker: Look, I'm not going to hit on you, really. I'm just looking for somewhere to grab a seat...
/ Sharon: Okay. / Fooker: Honest. My legs are tired, and all the other chairs are taken. That's the only reason I'm asking to sit in this seat.
/ Sharon: No problem. / Fooker: This is purely the resolution... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010312.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 13, 2001 | Sharon: So... you must be the infamous Fooker I keep hearing about.
/ Fooker: I see my reputation precedes me. How'd you know? / Sharon: Oh, the giant red welts on your cheek. That one woman must have turned her ring around when she slapped you, huh?
/ Fooker: I can count the number of facets on her... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010313.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 14, 2001 | Sharon: You work at GPF Software, right?
/ Fooker: Sys admin and lead programmer. Why do you ask? / Sharon: I work at Quantum-Net. We're your ISP. In fact, I'm the lead sys admin for your account.
/ Fooker: Wait a minute... / Fooker: You're drop-dead gorgeous, and you're a computer geek? You must... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010314.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, March 15, 2001 | Fooker: Forgive me for asking, but how did a bombshell like you turn out to be a computer geek?
/ Sharon: Oh, I'm no bombshell, that's for sure! / Sharon: Without my contacts, I'm blind as a bat. Two years ago, I weighed 250 pounds, until my doctor made me lose it all to control my diabetes. And this... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010315.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, March 16, 2001 | Fooker: Aw, c'mon... I bet you get asked out on thousands of dates...
/ Sharon: Bunches of first dates, but never a second. / Sharon: Most guys are intimidated that I know more about computers than they do. They brag about using Excel, then I talk about parsing Perl scripts, then I'm dumped at home.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20010316.html |
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