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| GPF Archive: Monday, August 28, 2000 | narrator: FOR THOSE WHO CAME IN LATE: NICK, KI AND FOOKER ARE BOUND IN MOULDFINGER'S ABANDONED LAIR, WHICH IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!
/ [[Ki, Fooker and Nick are tied together]]
/ Ki: I think my wrists are small enough to work free..
/ Nick: Hurry, Ki!
/ Background speaker: SELF DESTRUCT INITIATED. FIVE MINUTES... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000828.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, August 28, 2000 | narrator: FOR THOSE WHO CAME IN LATE: NICK, KI AND FOOKER ARE BOUND IN MOULDFINGER'S ABANDONED LAIR, WHICH IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!
/ [[Ki, Fooker and Nick are tied together]]
/ Ki: I think my wrists are small enough to work free..
/ Nick: Hurry, Ki!
/ Background speaker: SELF DESTRUCT INITIATED. FIVE MINUTES... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000828.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, August 29, 2000 | [[Self-destruct sequence for Sean Connery's supervillian base is processing.]]
/ Computer [in background]: This base will self-destruct in one minute...
/ Fooker: We only have a matter of seconds! We must get out of here!
/ Nick: What about proof of Moldfinger's insidious plot? / Fooker: We'll pick up... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000829.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, August 30, 2000 | [[Ki and Nick run away as the timer on a bomb ticks down]]
/ Ki: D-do you think we're going to make it, Nick?
/ Nick: I don't know. I hope Fooker knows what he's doing. / [[Ki and Nick look into each other's eyes as the countdown nears 1]]
/ Ki: I-I love you...
/ Nick: I love you, too... / < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000830.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, August 31, 2000 | Nick: Hrm... I feel like I haven't slept in days. You don't look so good yourself, honey...
/ Ki: I had the weirdest dream last night / Ki: I dreamed Fooker was a secret agent and we helped him to track down this supervillain in Rome called "MoldFinger" who turned out to be-- / Nick: Sean Connery?!
/ Ki:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000831.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, September 1, 2000 | Fooker: Let me get this straight. You guys think I'm really a secret agent, because you had the same dream with Sean Connery in it? What a gasser! / Nick: Well, it does sound a little out there...
/ Ki: It seemed so real, though... / [[Fooker sitting by himself]] / [[Fooker talking into his pants]]
/ Fooker:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000901.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, September 1, 2000 | Fooker: Let me get this straight. You guys think I'm really a secret agent, because you had the same dream with Sean Connery in it? What a gasser! / Nick: Well, it does sound a little out there...
/ Ki: It seemed so real, though... / [[Fooker sitting by himself]] / [[Fooker talking into his pants]]
/ Fooker:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000901.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, September 2, 2000 | Narrator: Meanwhile, somewhere in Switzerland...
/ [[The moon rises over the mountains behind a castle.]]
/ Johnson [Sean Connery's assistant]: It appears James Baud and his companions have escaped, Mr. Moldfinger. / [[Inside Sean Connery's well-decorated office.]]
/ Sean Connery: Hrm. Most unfortunate.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000902.html |
| GPF Archive: Sunday, September 3, 2000 | Ki- *grumble, grumble* < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000903.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, September 4, 2000 | [[Ki and Fooker at the office. Ki has a cigarette]] / Ki: Fooker, have you seen Nick today? We were supposed to have lunch...
/ Fooker: He called in sick. Sounded real bad. Could be a head cold. / Fooker: Or it could be allergies. He's allergic to quite a few things...
/ Ki: Like...? / Fooker: Oh...cigarettes...
/ {{Ki... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000904.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, September 5, 2000 | [[Ki and Nick at Nick's house]] / Ki: Nick, why didn't you tell me you were allergic to cigarettes?!
/ Nick: I was going to. But you usually have been good about not smoking around us at work...
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000905.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 6, 2000 | [[Fooker and Ki, Fooker's office]] / Ki: Fooker! I did it! I quit! I quit smoking!
/ Fooker: Good for you! / Ki: I have overcome the nastiest, baddest bad habit I ever had, cold turkey. And I'm free from its sinister, cruel grip! / Fooker: So... how long has it been?
/ Ki: Five minutes. And it's driving... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000906.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, September 7, 2000 | [[Ki and Fooker at the office]] / Ki: I don't think I can take it, Fooker. I quit smoking, but I'm craving a cigarette.
/ Fooker: Here's a little trick that helped me quit... / Fooker: Put all your old cigarettes in a jar of water and close it tight. Whenever you crave a draw, open the jar and take... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000907.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, September 8, 2000 | [[Ki and Fooker at the office]] / {{Ki flicks her lighter}}
/ Lighter: < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000908.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, September 9, 2000 | [[The office]] / Nick: Congratulations, sweetheart! You quit smoking all by yourself!
/ Dwayne: We know it was tough, but you've helped all of us, as well as yourself. / Trudy: Here, Ki... In honor of your great achievement, I have a present just for you... / Ki: A bottle of arsenic?
/ Trudy: You've... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000909.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, September 11, 2000 | Trudy: There's a woman in the front office...
/ Ki: What do I look like, a secretary? / Trudy: Oh, I'm _sorry_, I forgot... you're just another computer peripheral...
/ Ki: Oh, like _you_ really do any work around here, Trudy... / < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000911.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, September 12, 2000 | Nicole: Excuse me, are you Mr. Duncan's secretary?
/ Ki: No, I'm the tooth fairy. / Nicole. I need to speak to Dwayne.
/ Ki: And just who are _you_? His wife? / Ki: You aren't... his wife... _are_ you...?
/ Nicole: You must be Ki. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000912.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 13, 2000 | Trudy: I wonder who that woman in the front office is...
/ Nick: I don't know. Maybe she's a new customer... / Trudy: In that case, maybe I ought to get in there before Ki ruins our business...
/ Nick {{thinking}}: Uh-oh... / Fooker: What's all the hubbub, bub?
/ Nick: Grab some popcorn... this is going... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000913.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, September 14, 2000 | Trudy: Hello ma'am! Welcome to GPF Software! / Trudy: Please ignore Ki, our programmers lack most social skills, but they work wonders with computers!
/ Ki: Hey!
/ Trudy: Back to your cage! / Nicole: So are _you_ Dwayne's secretary?
/ Trudy: No, I'm Trudy, Director of Marketing. How can I suck up to... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000914.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, September 15, 2000 | Nicole: I'm not here to purchase software.
/ Trudy: Then can I interest you in one of our web hosting solutions? / Nicole: I'm not here to buy _any_thing.
/ Trudy: Then what the heck _are_ you doing here, sister? / Nicole: If I can speak to one person for more than ten seconds, I might actually get... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000915.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, September 16, 2000 | Nick: Forgive all the confusion, ma'am, but if you're not here for business, who exactly _are_ you?
/ Fooker: Hi, Nicole. / {{Everyone looks at Fooker}} / Fooker: You guys haven't met Nicole, Dwayne's wife?
/ Nick: No... but that might explain why our Christmas bonuses will be so small this year..... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000916.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, September 18, 2000 | Nicole: Fooker! Am I glad to see you!
/ Ki {{whispering}}: That has to be the first time anyone's said _that_ phrase... / Nicole: Fooker, who _are_ these crazy people?
/ Fooker: They're Dwayne's other employees, Nick, Ki, and Trudy. / Nicole: They don't seem to have fully developed social skills, do... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000918.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, September 19, 2000 | Nicole: Fooker, I really need to speak with my husband...
/ Fooker: Sorry, Mrs. D., but Dwayne's having lunch with a client. / Nicole: When is he getting back? It's really important...
/ Fooker: No sweat. I can pass the word on to the big guy. / Nicole: It's very personal.
/ Fooker: Oh... This isn't... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000919.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 20, 2000 | Nick: We're very sorry about the confusion, Mrs. Duncan. If we had known you were Dwayne's wife...
/ Nicole: It's okay, Nick. I've already forgotten it. / {{Everyone looks at Nicole}} / Nicole: And no, I won't get Dwayne to cancel your Christmas bonuses...
/ Nick, Ki, and Trudy: Whew! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000920.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, September 21, 2000 | Dwayne: Nicole! What are you doing here, baby?
/ Nicole: Dwayne, we _really_ need to talk... / Dwayne: Can it wait until after I--
/ {{Nicole glares at him}} / Dwayne: Oookaaay... Obviously it _can't_...
/ Nicole: See? He _can_ be taught... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000921.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, September 22, 2000 | Dwayne: Okay, honey, we're alone. What's going on?
/ Nicole: Dwayne, remember how we had our entire future planned, so neat and organized? / Dwayne: Why do I have the feeling you're going to say--
/ Nicole: Well, forget it. / Dwayne: I'm almost afraid to ask...
/ Nicole: We're late. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000922.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, September 23, 2000 | Dwayne: We're late? What do you mean?
/ Nicole: We've missed something. / Dwayne: What did we miss? A birthday? A holiday? A good movie?
/ Nicole: Think monthly occurrences. / Dwayne: Oh my word! Did we miss a mortgage payment?
/ Nicole: Are you sure you're my husband? He's not this dense... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000923.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, September 25, 2000 | Dwayne: What _exactly_ do you mean by "We're late?"
/ Nicole: Remember that romantic weekend getaway a few weeks ago...? / {{Dwayne stares at Nicole}} / {{Dwayne's eyes bug out}}
/ Dwayne: You m-mean... you're... you're...
/ Nicole: The word you're looking for is "pregnant," dear. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000925.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, September 26, 2000 | Nicole: You're not upset about this?
/ Dwayne: That we're having a baby? Are you kidding? / Dwayne: I mean, I know we planned to wait, but we'll just have to change those plans. Maybe we're already ready. Maybe now is the right time. / Nicole: Maybe you were a little too frisky a few weeks ago...
/ Dwayne:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000926.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, September 27, 2000 | Nick: Dwayne and his wife have been talking for quite some time. I wonder what about.
/ Fooker: Maybe she got fired at work. / Trudy: Maybe they're getting a divorce.
/ Fooker: Naw, not those two. I think they're really aliens.
/ Ki: She's pregnant. / Dwayne {{Offscreen, yelling}} WAHOO!!!
/ Nick: Either... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000927.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, September 28, 2000 | Trudy: I'm ashamed of you three, gossiping about Dwayne and Nicole like this!
/ Ki: But you're--
/ Trudy: Quiet, Ki. / Trudy. You shouldn't be speculating wildly about a couple's private conversations... / Trudy...When these old Soviet spy listening devices let you know _exactly_ what's going on! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000928.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, September 29, 2000 | Dwayne: Team, Nicole and I have an announcement to make. We're having a baby!
/ Fooker: Kewl!
/ Ki: Wow!
/ Nick: Congrats! / Dwayne: Let's head to the kitchen, and I'll make some formal introductions while we celebrate... / Ki: Pay up, space boy.
/ Fooker: I _still_ say they're really aliens. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000929.html |
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