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| GPF Archive: Monday, June 19, 2000 | Trudy thinks: Well, there went all my plans, down the drain. Nick may now be on my side, but that tramp Ki kept the little nerd from falling for me. Must have not been showing enough leg and cleavage... / Trudy thinks: Like THAT would have made any difference. No, Nick's too much of a goody-goody... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000619.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, June 20, 2000 | Trudy: What do YOU want?
/ Voice on phone: My, aren't we grumpy tonight? Sounds like you got up on the wrong side of THE RACK this morning... / Trudy: Oh, a prank call, eh? Well, you just got more than you bargained for...
/ Voice on phone: No, Trudy... This isn't a prank call. I'm here to help you...... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000620.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, June 21, 2000 | Trudy: Listen, pal. I don't know who you think you are, but you can't possibly have anything I want to hear...
/ Voice on phone: Is that so? / Voice on phone: Then just listen closely to THIS, and I'm sure you'll change your mind... / Trudy: ! / Trudy: Okay... I- I'm listening...
/ Voice on phone:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000621.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, June 22, 2000 | Voice on phone: You've been going about things all wrong, Trudy... You've been trying to get to the end of the game without going through all the other levels first. / Trudy: What does THAT mean?
/ Voice on phone: It means you have to learn some PATIENCE. Nick is more important to your plans than you... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000622.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, June 23, 2000 | Voice on phone: My time is growing short. I'm going to have to leave you soon...
/ Trudy: B-but I thought you had things to tell me... / Voice on phone: I do. But all your blabbering is wasting our time. Let's just say this is a VERY long distance call.
/ Trudy: Okay, okay, I can take a hint... / Voice... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000623.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, June 24, 2000 | Voice on phone: Now... do you understand what you need to do?
/ Trudy: Not... exactly...
/ Voice on phone: You will... in time. For now, do this, and everything will begin to fall in place. / Voice on phone: I will contact you again when the time comes. Remember, your future plans depend upon it. ... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000624.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, June 26, 2000 | Interlude:
/ This is bad... _Very_ bad... / _* WHAT'S *_ so bad, boss?
/ Bink! fizzle
/ **AAAACK! ** / _* MISCHIEF! *_ Why do you have to be so... so...
/ Mischevious? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000626.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, June 27, 2000 | Gamester: Now look what you've done, Mischief... You've made me lose the frequency...
/ Mischief: Sorry, Boss... / Gamester: This is most unexpected, even to ME. I never expected problems from THIS dimension... / Mischief: She didn't look familiar to ME, Boss...
/ Gamester: That's because we rarely... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000627.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, June 28, 2000 | Gamester: Of all the universes in our charge, THIS was the one I expected the least problems from. I should have remembered we only GET the problem dimensions.
/ [[Gamester lets go of the universe, and it flies away]]< http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000628.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, June 29, 2000 | Gamester: Unfortunately, if our fears materialize, we are forbidden to directly interfere with the occurring events... / Mischief: Stupid rules...
/ Gamester: We will most likely have to draft an inhabitant of this universe to aid us. / Gamester: But, again, we must see how this problem develops first...
/ Mischief:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000629.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, June 30, 2000 | Mischief: Do you really think things will happen like they did LAST TIME, Boss?
/ Gamester: It's hard to say. So far, events seem to be occuring the same. / Gamester: That's the problem with these anomalous universes... They're unpredictable. We could be looking at the final resolution of this infinite... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000630.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, July 1, 2000 | SO WHAT DO WE DO NOW, BOSS?
/ WE WAIT, MISCHIEF. AND WE WATCH. THESE MORTALS HAVE NO IDEA HOW THEIR SEEMINGLY ORDINARY LIVES COULD BE SO DISRUPTIVE. / WE MUST HELP THEM WITHOUT REVEALING OURSELVES... YET. WHEN THE TIME COMES, WE WILL MAKE OURSELVES KNOWN. UNTIL THEN, THEY WILL REMAIN UNDER THE WATCHFUL... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000701.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, July 3, 2000 | [[Nick's office]] / Ki: Nick, I'm having probems with Sean. Think you can help?
/ Nick: And who, pray tell, is Sean? / Ki: Sean, my dear jealous boyfriend, is my home computer.
/ Nick: Oh, so you named your PC too, huh? / Ki: What's yours named?
/ Nick: Pandora. Open the box and bad things happen... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000703.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, July 4, 2000 | Ki: You really named your computer "Pandora"?
/ Nick: I had a lot of problems when I first got it. But they're fixed now. / Nick: I want to know where you got the name "Sean" for yours.
/ Ki: {{blush}}Oh, after a certain former James Bond... / Ki: His voice always makes my toes curl...
/ Nick: Should... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000704.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, July 5, 2000 | [[Nick and Ki watch television on the couch]] / Ki: Total truth time: Who would you rather be trapped in a shuttlecraft with, B'Elanna or Seven of Nine?
/ Nick: I'll only answer if you stop telling me how cute you think Harry Kim is. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000705.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, July 6, 2000 | [[Nick and Ki watch television on the couch]] / [[Ki pokes Nick in the ribs. Nick does an anime-style surprise reaction]] / Nick: Tickle me again, missy, and you lose all snuggling privileges...
/ Ki: Hee hee! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000706.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, July 7, 2000 | [[Nick and Ki at the grocery store]] / Nick: It's funny how we spent all this time interested in each other and didn't really communicate it.
/ Ki: Oh, _I_ did, but I guess I was too subtle. / Ki: You, on the other hand, were hard to read. Most guys leer and stare; you never have.
/ Nick: Oh, I _do_.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000707.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, July 8, 2000 | [[Ki's office]] / Fooker: So, you and Nick are finally an item, huh?
/ Ki: Yep. / Fooker: So.... have you told him about the "Pookel" IRC thing yet?
/ Ki: Nope. / Fooker: _Are_ you going to tell him about it?
/ Ki: Not if I can help it... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000708.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, July 10, 2000 | [[Ki's office]] / Fooker: Not that it's my place to tell you how to run your relationship, but shouldn't you tell Nick that you're "Pookel"? / Ki: I _want_ to tell him, Fooker, but I _can't_. I feel like I've lied to him about it. And that's _not_ a good way to start this relationship off. As far as... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000710.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, July 11, 2000 | [[Ki at her computer]] / Ki {{thinking}}: This is wrong... Nick and I are dating now, and here I am trying to trap him and test his loyalty using my "Pookel" IRC persona...
/ Computer: Login: pookel / Ki {{thinking}}: I _know_ he cares for me, but I also know he was really infatuated with "Pookel."... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000711.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, July 12, 2000 | [[Nick and Ki are chatting online via IRC. Nick is his alter ego Gort, and Ki is Pookel. Ki knows that Gort is Nick, but Nick doesn't know that Ki is Pookel]]
/ Gort: Thanks for joining my private channel, Pookel. I've been expecting you...
/ Pookel: Who's turbo-chick? You're not two-timing me, are... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000712.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, July 13, 2000 | [[Ki (Pookel) continues to chat with Nick (Gort) online. Ki's cat watches]]
/ Pookel: Don't tell me you've got a RL girlfriend?!
/ Gort: Yep. Just started dating a few weeks ago. / [[Ki's cat begins to bother Ki at the keyboard]]
/ Pookel: What about *us*?
/ Gort: *What* us? I haven't heard from you... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000713.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, July 14, 2000 | [[Nick (Gort) and Ki (Pookel) chat on IRC. Ki doesn't think that Nick knows it's her. The scene is centered on Ki.]]
/ Gort: Chatting with a friend in cyberspace is one thing, but we shouldn't think serious about it, like dating. Besides, I'm really crazy about my girlfriend, and it wouldn't be right. / Pookel:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000714.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, July 15, 2000 | [[Nick, Ki, and Fred are chatting online. Neither Nick nor Ki know who Fred is. The scene is centered on Nick.]]
/ Nick, as Gort: That's the biggest load of crap I've ever heard! >:(
/ Fred, as Theprof: Sorry bucko, but it's true; it's gotta be the worst movie ever made. / [[The scene switches to Ki]]
/ Fred,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000715.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, July 17, 2000 | [[Fooker is working at his machine, Ki comes from behind with the telephone receiver in hand.]]
/ Ki: Fooker, phone.
/ Fooker: Gotcha. / Fooker: Yello? / [[Fooker's hair stands on end.]]
/ Fooker: ZOINKS!
/ Ki: Oh, this has GOT to be good... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000717.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, July 18, 2000 | [[Ki is talking to Nick in front of his computer]]
/ Ki: Nick, have you seen Fooker?
/ Nick: Not since this morning? What's up, gorgeous? / Ki: He got a mysterious phone call and bolted. He turned white as a sheet, too. I'd give anything to know what could do that. / Nick: By any chance did the call... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000718.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, July 19, 2000 | [[Nick and Ki are standing next to a phone.]]
/ Nick: If Fooker got that mysterious phone call on the customer service line, it should be recorded on this machine.
/ [[Nick presses a button on the phone.]] / [[Amadeus' recorded voice issues from the machine]]
/ Amadeus: Barker, this is Amadeus. The fly... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000719.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, July 20, 2000 | [[Nick and Ki are at the docks, attempting to be stealthy]]
/ Nick: I can't believe we're doing this Ki... spying on Fooker...
/ Ki: Nick, you heard the tape. What if he's in trouble? / [[Nick and Ki are peering around a corner]]
/ Nick: That sounded more like an old college prank than a threat.
/ Ki: We're... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000720.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, July 21, 2000 | [[Fooker, Nick and Ki are all at an abandoned warehouse.]]
/ Fooker: You guys should NOT be here.
/ Ki: Fooker! We've been worried about you! Are you in trouble? / Fooker: I'm really sorry, guys. I can't tell you. If I did, I'd have to kill you. / Nick: Cut the funny stuff, Fooker.
/ [[Fooker draws a... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000721.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, July 22, 2000 | [[Fooker, Nick and Ki are at an abandoned warehouse. Fooker has pulled a gun on Nick and Ki, who both look terrified]]
/ Nick: Fooker... is that a GUN?
/ Fooker: No, it's a blender. Of COURSE it's a gun. / Ki: What's going on? You're not going to--
/ [[Fooker checks his watch.]]
/ Fooker: Oops, no time... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000722.html |
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