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| GPF Archive: Monday, May 15, 2000 | [[Ki smoking outside the GPF building]]
/ Ki thinks: I don't think I can stand it any longer. It's taken months, but I think I've finally worked myself up to asking Nick out. / Ki thinks: It may not be traditional, but I have to let him know how I feel. And there's NOTHING in this world Trudy can do... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000515.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, May 16, 2000 | Trudy: I feel that Ki and Fooker's opinions of me have tainted how you see me, and I want to take you out to dinner so you can get to know me better. / Trudy: I know I can come off as a little strange at times, but once you get to know me, you'll find I'm really a sweet, innocent woman who is quite... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000516.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, May 17, 2000 | Nick: ... I-I don't know, Trudy...
/ Trudy: Oh, please, Nick! You MUST have dinner with me tonight! / Trudy: You're the most open-minded of anyone in the office, and if I can change your opinion of me, maybe I can change this horrible reputation I've unrightfully earned. PLEASE give me a chance! / Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000517.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, May 18, 2000 | Ki: Um... Nick... I was wondering... Are you... busy tonight...?
/ Nick: Actually, yeah. Sorry. I'll call you later, okay? Gotta go. / Ki: < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000518.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, May 19, 2000 | Ki: What are you talking about, Trudy?
/ Trudy: While you figure it out, I'll be having a wonderful time at Luigi's. / Trudy: Next time, try to be a little quicker on the draw. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but the best catch goes to the one with the best bait.
/ Ki: ? / Ki thinks: Oh, no... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000519.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, May 20, 2000 | Ki: Quick, Fooker. Do you have plans for tonight?
/ Fooker: Just tending my disease-causing fungi collection... / Ki: Break out your good duds; we're going to Luigi's.
/ Fooker: Luigi's? You and me? What's the occasion? / Ki: An errand of mercy to save a friend.
/ Fooker: ? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000520.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, May 22, 2000 | Fooker: This is nuts... Nick is out on a date with Wacko Trudy, and here we are, spying on them...
/ Ki: I think I see them... / Ki: Trudy's crazy and evil... Who knows what vile plan she's concocting...
/ Fooker: Are you sure this is out of concern for Nick and not jealousy? / Ki: I am NOT jealous...
/ Maitre... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000522.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, May 23, 2000 | Fooker: So Nick and Trudy are having dinner together... What's to get uptight about that?
/ Ki: Trudy knows my feelings for Nick and this is all some scheme to keep us apart. / Fooker: Keep you apart? Have you even told Nick how you feel about him?
/ Ki: Well... NO... But I was ABOUT to... / Fooker:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000523.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, May 24, 2000 | Ki: It's killing me to watch Nick and Trudy together... I wish I could hear what they are saying... / Fooker: You could always go hide behind that plant and eavesdrop on them... / Fooker: I WAS BEING FACETIOUS! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000524.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, May 25, 2000 | Nick: I don't care what Ki and Fooker say. Everything I've seen tonight seems to show they've seriously misjudged you. I've had a wonderful time tonight, Trudy.
/ Trudy: Thank you. / Trudy: This is so important to me! You're so sweet and understanding! With your faith in me, I can hopefully earn... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000525.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, May 26, 2000 | Trudy: I'm so glad we could air out these concerns and start with a clean slate between us, Nick.
/ Nick: Me, too. / Trudy: So... Why don't we move to a more INTIMATE topic... Like YOU and ME... / Nick: Uh, you mean "you and me" as in "US?"
/ Trudy: As in "Why don't we retire to somewhere more comfortable..."
/ Tree... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000526.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, May 27, 2000 | Narrator: Will Trudy sink her talons into Nick?
/ Trudy: < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000527.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, May 29, 2000 | Trudy: Don't you think it's a little too CROWDED here? We ought to find somewhere more... PRIVATE...
/ Nick: Um... / Nick: Well... T-they have a private dining room in the back...
/ Trudy: I was thinking your place or mine... where we could be ALONE... / Nick: B-but we haven't even ordered dessert...
/ Trudy:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000529.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, May 30, 2000 | Nick: Umm... Y-you want you and m-me.. together... us... not separate... as in...
/ Trudy: Mm hmm... / Nick: Y-you really m-mean, like, really really close friends and nothing else, right?
/ Trudy: Nmm mm... / Nick: You're wanting to initiate a business transaction? Exchange stock portfolios?
/ Trudy:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000530.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, May 31, 2000 | Trudy: I'll be blunt, Nick: From the moment we first met, you have swept me away, and the more I've gotten to know you, the more I've felt this... yearning, an unquenchable thirst for more.
/ Nick: ?
/ Ki (hiding in potted plant): ? / Trudy: I-I didn't want to come out and say it, but I can't seem to... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000531.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, June 1, 2000 | Trudy: Okay, I know, I've come off pretty strong here, but I have such feelings for you I can't contain them. I know this is overwhelming and surprising, but... but... / Trudy: Can you at least think about this? I know you weren't expecting it, but if you could think about it and let me know how you... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000601.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, June 2, 2000 | Nick: I've noticed the little things you've been doing, so I kind of suspected you were interested in me for a while now.
/ Trudy: Yes...? / Nick: I've been timid about considering dating a coworker, but I've been thinking for a long time now that I've been very wrong about it. And it's high time I... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000602.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, June 3, 2000 | Nick: Trudy... You're a beautiful woman, and I'm flattered that you have such an interest in me...
/ Trudy: Yes... YES...? / Nick: But I'm afraid I'm interested in someone else right now. I'm really sorry. / Ki thinks: YES!!! / {{Suspense breaks. Nick chooses Ki over Trudy. Ki for the first time... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000603.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, June 5, 2000 | Ki: Fooker! Quick! I need you to get lost. Go home, do your laundry, format your hard drive, SOMETHING!
/ Fooker: ? / Fooker: I thought you were spying on Nick and Trudy...
/ Ki: I AM. And I need you to strand me here so I can get a ride home from Nick. / Fooker: Oh. Well, if I'm stranding you... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000605.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, June 6, 2000 | Nick: Trudy, we have a great professional relationship, and we should keep it that way. Why ruin it with complications?
/ Trudy: I-I guess you're right... / Nick: You're not going to cry, are you?
/ Trudy: I-I can't help it... I just wanted you to know how I feel... <<(sniff)>> / Ki: My, my... Look... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000606.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, June 7, 2000 | Ki: I HOPE I'm not interrupting something here...
/ Nick: Actually, I think we were just finishing up. Right, Trudy?
/ Trudy: You could say that... / Ki: My stupid date just ran off with some floozy he's been flirting with at the bar, so I'm stranded. You think...?
/ Nick: I can drive you home. Trudy... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000607.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, June 8, 2000 | [[Cars driving on a street at night. Cannot see inside, but apparently Nick and Ki are talking from there]]
/ Ki: Thanks for the lift home, Nick.
/ Nick: No prob, Ki. / [[Scene from within the car. Nick and Ki are clearly seen.]]
/ Ki: Do you mind if I ask...?
/ Nick: Trudy said she wanted smooth relations... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000608.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, June 9, 2000 | [[The car pulls up to some apartments]]
/ Ki: Well, this is my place.
/ Nick: Yep. Been here before, ya know. / Ki thinks: I can't just get out of this car without telling Nick how I feel. It's now or never. But how...? / Nick: So... / [[Ki kisses Nick]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000609.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, June 10, 2000 | [[Ki kissing Nick]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000610.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, June 12, 2000 | Ki: I guess we've got a lot of talking to do, huh?
/ Nick: That's funny... I was just thinking the same thing. / Ki: Why don't you go first?
/ Nick: Oh, no. Ladies first.
/ Ki: Only if YOU don't want to...
/ Nick: Only if YOU want ME to... / Nick: "Rock, paper, scissors?"
/ Ki: I'd call up a random number... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000612.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, June 13, 2000 | Ki: Okay, I'll confess, Nick. I've been interested in you from the moment we first met. I fought it at first, but not for long. I couldn't fight it. / [[Scene from when Ki first sees Nick]]
/ Ki narrates: But I watched you closely for signs to see if that interest was mutual, and I had a hard time... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000613.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, June 14, 2000 | Nick: I've never had any real luck with women, Ki. I never dated, and every woman I asked out shot me down in a flash. THAT always works wonders for one's self esteem... / [[Flashback: Nick looks at Ki longingly]]
/ Nick narrates: So I never knew how to act around you. I felt that if I ever told you... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000614.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, June 15, 2000 | Ki: The next big problem?
/ Nick: I've alwyas had this... PROBLEM with the idea of dating a coworker. It's one thing to date a friend. But someone you work with... / Nick: Not counting what Dwayne might think, it opens up a whole ton of awkward questions. Dating a coworker traditionally leads to bad... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000615.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, June 16, 2000 | Ki: So... Where does that put us? Are we dating? Are we just friends? Is the fact we're coworkers significant? / Nick: Why don't we just kiss, and what happens, happens...
/ Ki: 'Kay... / [[Nick and Ki kiss under the moon]]
/ {{It's now really official: Ki and Nick are dating.}} http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000616.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, June 17, 2000 | Ki: Do you want to come in for a minute?
/ Nick: Nah... better head home...
/ Ki: Just a sec...
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000617.html |
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