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| GPF Archive: Monday, April 10, 2000 | Dwayne: All right, team. This hike is meant to teach us cooperation, communication, and interdependence, while still retaining our competitive independence and self-reliance. / Dwayne: This exercise will be entertaining, yet educational. It should be inspirational, enlightening, and encouraging. ... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000410.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, April 11, 2000 | Ki: This is nuts, going on some stupid team-building hike in the middle of nowhere. All this fresh air is bad for my lungs.
/ Nick: Cheer up, Ki. / Nick: Look at this as an adventure, a vacation! As we retreat from the hustle and bustle of society, we can relax and enjoy each other's company.
/ Ki:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000411.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 12, 2000 | Fooker: The ballad of Fooker Crocket, by Jason M. Barker. *AHEM* / Fooker sings: Born in a suburb in Californee, Smoggiest state in th' land of th' free, Raised in th' city so's he'd never see a tree...
/ Ki: Shattup / Fooker sings: Kil't by a b'ar, when he was twenty-three
/ [[He notices in dismay... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000412.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, April 13, 2000 | Fooker: All right, Fooker. You're being followed by a bear. Don't panic...
/ Bear [Wallace T. Bruin]: Panicking would not be a good idea. You might provoke me. / Fooker: YIKES! And it can talk, too!
/ Bear [Wallace]: Of course I can talk. I'm quite friendly, too. / Fooker: Whew! At least that means... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000413.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, April 14, 2000 | Fooker: Gang, it is at this time I must quote the immortal words of Monty Python:... / Fooker: RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
/ [[All run]]
/ Bear [Wallace]: I must now make a formal declaration of "GRRR!" / {{Reference to movie: "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"}} http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000414.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, April 15, 2000 | [[Nick and Dwayne, treed by the bear]]
/ Nick: So, Dwayne... Was this a planned part of our team building hike, or just one of those character building Kodak moments...?
/ Bear [Wallace]: < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000415.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, April 17, 2000 | [[Scene: top of tree]] / Nick: Well, it's been an hour now, and that bear that chased us is still down there...
/ Dwayne:Have you seen any sign of the others? / Nick: Not for a while. Ki and Trudy ran off one way, and Fooker another.
/ Dwayne: Aw, Nick, this is all my fault! I should never have come... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000417.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, April 18, 2000 | Dwayne: I guess our top priority now is getting down out of this tree...
/ Nick: At least we know the bear isn't chasing after the others. / Dwayne: Nick, look! The bear is getting into our packs and eating our food!
/ Nick: Good! If he eats that, maybe he'll leave us alone. / Nick: Ya know, I've never... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000418.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 19, 2000 | Dwayne: Great Scott! The bear that treed us can talk!
/ Bear [Wallace]: Silly human, of COURSE I can talk. / Bear [Wallace]: I escaped from a circus a few years back. My trainer was a disgruntled former Yale Literature professor. He taught me to read and write. Speaking followed naturally. / Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000419.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, April 20, 2000 | Dwayne: Great! We're caught up in a tree thanks to a talking, literature quoting ex-circus bear.
/ Nick: Say... Now that you've eaten all our food, would you mind letting us down to find our friends? / Bear [Wallace]: Sorry, old sport, but that is out of the question. I've had a terribly lonely life... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000420.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, April 21, 2000 | Wallace: "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Nay, lint of my navel. Thou art like unto the light, fresh fur on a newborn cub's bottom..." / Dwayne: I don't think I can stand this much longer...
/ Nick: I wonder how the others are doing... / [[Ki is hanging off a cliff holding only to a root,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000421.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, April 22, 2000 | Nick: Since our story has been so dramatic these past three weeks, we have decided to take a short pause today for this pointless interlude. / [[Fooker,dressed in a weird outfit, runs through the comic strip, passing Nick, while fish cavort]]: < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000422.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, April 24, 2000 | Tag: For those who came in late: Dwayne's team building hiking trip has become a disaster! Currently, he and Nick have been treed by a hungry ex-circus bear, Fooker is missing, and Ki and Trudy dangle precariously off a sheer cliff... / Ki: Trudy, I can't hold your weight any longer! You're going... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000424.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, April 25, 2000 | Trudy: Phew! I made it! The drop off this cliff is dizzying!
/ Ki: Good! Now help me up! This root is starting to break! / Trudy: I have half a mind to just leave you dangling, Ki...
/ Ki: Since that's all the mind you've got, why haven't you left? / Trudy: Give me one good reason I should help... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000425.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 26, 2000 | Trudy: A mountain lion? You don't expect me to fall for THAT old line, do you?
/ Ki: Go ahead. Look behind you. / Mountain lion: GRRRRR... / [[Trudy has jumped back to holding off Ki off the cliff face]]
/ Ki: What happened to the fearless evil mastermind?
/ Trudy: "She who fights and runs away..." http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000426.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, April 27, 2000 | Ki: Trudy, we have to think of something! The Mountain Lion can almost reach us
/ Trudy: You're so smart. Why don't you come up with something? / Ki: Yeow! He almost scratched me!
/ Trudy: Now what can go wrong? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000427.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, April 28, 2000 | Nick: Dwayne, are you awake?
/ Dwayne: Barely. Why?
/ Wallace: Ode to tree bark... / Nick: I thought I heard the girls scream...
/ Wallace: ...by Wallace T.... / < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000428.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, April 29, 2000 | Trudy: Does that bear ever shut up?
/ Nick: Not yet. At least it's better than being eaten by a mountain lion...
/ Ki: I'm not so sure... / Dwayne: Our only hope now is that Fooker will reach civilization and come back to rescue us. / Nick: We're doomed. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000429.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, May 1, 2000 | Tag: For those who came in late: With the rest of the GPF crew trapped in a tree by a poetry spouting ex-circus bear, Fooker is their only hope...
/ Fooker thinks: Whew! I lost the bear, but I lost the rest of the gang, too! / Fooker thinks: Well, I shouldn't look for them on an empty stomach. I better... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000501.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, May 2, 2000 | Fooker: All my food is gone! How did that happen? What a minute... What's this?... / Fooker: FRED! What are you doing in my backpack?
/ Fred: I fell asleep in the fridge and woke up here. Where are we? / Fooker: Lost in the woods with no food, thanks to you.
/ Fred: Look on the bright side. At... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000502.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, May 3, 2000 | Fred: So you lost track of the others when you got away from the bear, right?
/ Fooker: And the bear could talk, too. / Fred: Uh, sure. Right. Whatever. Our top priority is survival. We can't help the others if we can't help ourselves. Fortunately, I've seen enough National Geographic specials to... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000503.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, May 4, 2000 | Fred: Three-leafed plants? Fooker, that's poison ivy!
/ Fooker: Poison ivy? That's a bad thing, right? / Fred: According to my calculations of your genetic history, you are highly allergic to it!
/ Fooker: You've been doing calculations on my genetic history? / Fred: No time for that now, man! We... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000504.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, May 5, 2000 | Fred: Never mind the argument! We need to get you out of this poison ivy fast!
/ Fooker: Maybe if I walk extra carefully... / [[Fooker trips, sending Fred flying]]
/ Fooker: Oops... / [[Fooker has landed face first in the poison ivy. Fred is on top of Fooker's boot and so out of the poison ivy.]]
/ Fooker:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000505.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, May 6, 2000 | Fooker: Great! I landed face-first in a patch of poison ivy!
/ Fred: Grace, thy name is Fooker. / Fooker: And now I'm starting to itch!
/ Fred: Really? Somehow I predicted that would happen... / Fooker: Fred! Give me a hand here!
/ Fred: I would, but I'm only a semi-gelatinous slime mold. Should I... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000506.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, May 8, 2000 | Fooker: Quick, Fred! This poison ivy is killing me! What do I do?
/ Fred: Jump into that muddy bog over there. / Fooker in mud: < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000508.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, May 9, 2000 | Fred: I can't believe you fell for all that nonsense about jumping in mud and rolling in leaves to stop your itching...
/ Fooker: Neither can I... / Fooker: At least it worked. I no longer itch anymore. No more poison ivy for me...
/ Fred: Shhh! What's that noise? / Fooker: It sounds like someone... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000509.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, May 10, 2000 | Wallace: "Tree bark, oh, tree bark, how rough art thee; like unto the boulder free..." / [[Fooker, covered in mud and leaves, with Fred on his shoulder, confront Wallace]] / Fooker: Booga booga.
/ Wallace: AHHHH! A BOG MONSTER! http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000510.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, May 11, 2000 | Nick: Look! The bear is running off!
/ Ki: And it looks scared, too! / Dwayne: I wonder what could be mean enough to scare him...
/ Trudy: What is that strange creature THERE?! / Fooker: The king of the wild frontier, who else?
/ All: FOOKER?!? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000511.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, May 12, 2000 | [[Dwayne on a pay phone]]
/ Dwayne: Hi, honey... Yeah, the hike ended early... Any way you could bring the truck out to... Oh... Then I guess we ought to call a cab... What was that? / Dwayne: No... I wouldn't ask how the hike went if I were you...
/ Fooker [still covered in mud and leaves]: I had... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000512.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, May 13, 2000 | Dwayne: I'm really sorry about how the hike turned out, gang. I meant for us to share a valuable team-building experience; instead, it was a total disaster. / Ki: It's okay, Dwayne. Even fearless leaders make occasional mistakes. But we came out alive, so everything turned out okay in the end. / Dwayne:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000513.html |
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