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| GPF Archive: Monday, March 6, 2000 | Nick: Trudy hasn't been her syrupy cheerful self lately...
/ Ki: And you're complaining? / Nick: No, I'm worried. She hasn't been the same since that safe almost squished Dwayne.
/ Ki: You think that bothered her? I bet SHE did it. / Nick: KI...
/ Ki: What? This isn't about how she practically pounced... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000306.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 7, 2000 | Fooker: Trudy... Uh, is something wrong? Is everything all right? / Trudy: My life's in shambles, Fooker. An old ex-boyfriend is seeking revenge on me for something I did years ago. He's threatening to frame me with dropping that safe on Dwayne. My career, my life is in jeopardy! / [[Trudy hugs... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000307.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 8, 2000 | Nick: Trudy claims an old boyfriend is framing her for dropping all those safes on people?
/ Ki: And you really believe her? / Dwayne: I refuse to believe the accusation that she tried to harm me...
/ Ki: Well, the OTHERS are certainly possible... / Dwayne: Ki, we're trying to HELP Trudy, not put her... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000308.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, March 9, 2000 | Ki: You may have brainwashed the boys, but I refuse to believe your innocence in this whole safe dropping scandal. / [[Beat]] / Ki: Aw, c'mon... You've never had a REAL boyfriend...
/ Trudy: We were engaged. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000309.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, March 10, 2000 | Trudy: Trent and I were very much in love. We did everything together. We couldn't imagine a future apart from each other. / Ki: What happened?
/ Trudy: Well, it's a long story... / Ki: You do realize that phrase always triggers a flashback sequence...?
/ Trudy: I'm afraid it's necessary... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000310.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, March 11, 2000 | Trudy narrates: Trent and I met in college. We were both marketing majors and shared many classes. We soon discovered we had many more things in common...
/ [[Trent and Trudy in a classroom, smiling. Trent winks at Trudy]] / Trudy narrates: We both had this... APPRECIATION for the sadistic and morbid.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000311.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, March 13, 2000 | Tag: Trudy reveals her past with Trent to Ki:
/ Trudy narrates: In our senior year, Trent proposed. We vowed to spend our lives together, making others miserable... / Trudy narrates: We had everything planned: the wedding, the jobs, the dreams of world domination... There was nothing that could stand... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000313.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 14, 2000 | Trudy narrates: The company we hoped would hire us both had only one open position. Instantly, my fiance became my competition. / Trudy narrates: We agreed that since I had the better grades, I would apply alone. I slaved for days to write essays for the application. In the end, I had a virtual masterpiece. / Trudy... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000314.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 15, 2000 | Trudy narrates: I awoke the next morning to find my application was missing! I searched everywhere, but it didn't matter; the job had been filled! / Trudy narrates: Our plans were in jeopardy! Without these jobs, all our dreams couldn't happen. I had to find out what happened, and warn trent about... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000315.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, March 16, 2000 | Ki: Trent stole your application and got the job himself?!
/ Trudy: It turns out it was part of his plan all along... / Trudy narrates: He used me! Of course, I planned to do the same to him eventually, twenty or thirty years down the road, but he beat me to it!
/ [[Trent walks away with the bimbos as... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000316.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, March 17, 2000 | Trudy narrates: Unknown to Trent, I always keep backup copies of important documents. It took a little work, but I finally convinced the employer that Trent stole my work. And they awarded me the job instead. / Ki: Let me guess... Even though you finally got the job, you had to do more to get even...
/ Trudy:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000317.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, March 18, 2000 | Trudy narrates: Needless to say, the engagement was off. My revenge kept him out of my life, but I always knew he'd seek his own revenge...
/ [[Cops arrest Trent, and Trent resists]] / Trudy: And now, even though his plan lacks imagination and depth, it was still something I hadn't expected. He has... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000318.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, March 20, 2000 | Fooker: Ya know that guy who's framing Trudy for the recent safe droppings? I have his address..
/ Nick: And...? / Fooker: You and me will sneak into his apartment and steal his "evidence," expose it as a fraud, and clear Trudy!
/ Nick: And just how do we accomplish THAT? / [[Nick and Fooker in black,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000320.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 21, 2000 | [[Nick and Fooker at Trent's apartment, Fooker picking the lock.]]
/ Nick whispers: I can't believe we're doing this...
/ Fooker whispers: It'll be easy. Get in, get the "evidence," and get out.
/ {{Apartment number is 312 which is 52 times 6}} / [[Nick and Fooker inside]]
/ Nick whispers: Fooker, this... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000321.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 22, 2000 | Trent: Ah, you must be Trudy's new pretty boys. You've wasted your time, gentlemen. You'll never get this evidence... NEVER! / [[Trent aims a gun at Nick and Fooker]]
/ Trent: Now I'll blast you two right into next week...
/ Nick whispers: Uh... can he DO that in a comic strip...? / Fooker whispers:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000322.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, March 23, 2000 | Nick whispers: Quick, Fooker! We need a way out of this!
/ Trent: Heh heh...
/ Gun: < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000323.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, March 24, 2000 | Detective: While your methods are certainly questionable, gentlemen, you did an excellent job of obtaining this fake "evidence" against your friend Trudy. / Detective: Unfortunately, this only contains evidence linking Trudy to Mr. Duncan's incident; the rest appears to be missing. This should be... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000324.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, March 25, 2000 | Trudy: My heroes!
/ Fooker: Shucks...
/ Ki: Not to sound picky, but just WHY did you two help her? / Nick: Trudy's one of us, Ki. We can't ignore that.
/ Fooker: Even if she is a sadistic witch...
/ Trudy: I HEARD that. / Ki: Well, at least he's out of your life again...
/ Trudy: For NOW. He'll be back... / Trudy:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000325.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, March 27, 2000 | [[News show set]]
/ Dex: Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen. I'm Dexter, and this is "GPF Conspiracy Central." / Dex: Tonight, we'll be exposing the naked truth behind your favorite GPF cast members, and the raw, unbiased dirt surrounding their behind-the-scenes shenanigans. / Dex: Following last night's... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000327.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 28, 2000 | Dex: Welcome back to GPF Conspiracy Central: I'm Dexter. Tonight's expose: "Dwayne: Friend or foe?" / Dex: It has long been theorized by our viewers that TRUDY is the end-all source of evil in this strip. I, however, propose it is DWAYNE, not Trudy, who seeks the cast's undoing. / Dex: Lurking behind... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000328.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 29, 2000 | Title panel:
/ GPF Conspiracy Central presents:
/ Dwayne: Friend or FOE? Special Report / Dex: Welcome back. I'm Dexter, your host. Now, the evidence you crave to our target's wrongdoings... / Dex: We all know Dwayne sees less time in this strip than anyone else. Has this warped him into a jealous,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000329.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, March 30, 2000 | Dex: Did Trudy's rival Trent really drop a safe on Dwayne, or did he do it himself, to get him more "air time?" I'm Dexter, and this is GPF Conspiracy Central. / Dex: Where was Dwayne while the rest of us were at Codeaholics Anonymous? Or while the "Big Three" were hopping through time? Conveniently... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000330.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, March 31, 2000 | Dwayne: I've had enough of this pointless mudslinging...
/ Dex: See, folks? Dwayne's evil in action! / Nick: Face it, Dexter. You aren't scheduled to be in another story for months.
/ Dex: Watch them try to switch blame to ME! / Ki: If you ask me, he should be in the comic ever again...
/ Dex: I won't... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000331.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, April 1, 2000 | {{April Fools! The great Internet Comic Swap 2000 / April Fool's!!! Holy Multimedia, Batman! Click here to see the hilarious, animated GPC cartoon created by Tony Lower-Basch, creator of the online animated cartoon, "Nosferatu"! (Requires QuickTime, 1.22MB) (Or, for the QuickTime impaired, feel free... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000401.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, April 3, 2000 | Dwayne: All right, gang. As a team building exercise, I've decided to take us all on a hiking trip through the Blackberry Glades.
/ Ki: This is a joke, right? / Dwayne: For three days, we will journey together through the wilds of nature, mutually dependent for each other's survival. It will help us... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000403.html |
| GPF Archive: Tuesday, April 4, 2000 | Nick: Dwayne, I appreciate what you're trying to accomplish with this team building hiking trip, but you ought to know computer geeks and the outdoors don't mix. / Nick: Yeah, I was a Boy Scout in my day, and I loved it. But these guys have no experience, no knowledge beyond their disk drives.
/ Dwayne:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000404.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 5, 2000 | Fooker: Yes, Fooker Crocket, King of the Wild Frontier, is ready for his team building hiking trip...
/ Nick: You okay,man? You look strained. How much does that pack weigh? / Fooker: Uh... Dunno. Maybe 200 pounds.
/ Nick: Fooker, this trip is 15 miles! You have to carry out everything you bring in.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000405.html |
| GPF Archive: Thursday, April 6, 2000 | Nick: Fooker, you've got way too much junk to take on a three day hike. You'll have to leave something behind.
/ Fooker: Aw... Do I have to? / Nick: See? Even Trudy managed to get everything she needs in one small pack.
/ Fooker: Show off.
/ Trudy thinks: ? / Nick: Let me load your pack in the truck...
/ Trudy:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000406.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, April 7, 2000 | Dwayne: At least YOU had the sense to pack light, Ki.
/ Ki: I'm a simple girl. Don't need much. Just the essentials, like you told us. / Nick: Good. Hiking is about living with nature, getting close to the land. You should only bring as much civilization as actually necessary.
/ [[Nick puts Ki's pack... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000407.html |
| GPF Archive: Saturday, April 8, 2000 | Dwayne: Here we are, team! The great outdoors! For the next three days, this will be your home.
/ Fooker: Man... What is that SMELL? / [[a beat]] / Nick: It's called fresh air, Fooker.
/ Fooker: Oh. When can we stop and pick up a Big Mac?
/ Ki: Let me check my e-mail first... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20000408.html |
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