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GPF Archive: Monday, March 6, 2000 Nick: Trudy hasn't been her syrupy cheerful self lately... / Ki: And you're complaining? / Nick: No, I'm worried. She hasn't been the same since that safe almost squished Dwayne. / Ki: You think that bothered her? I bet SHE did it. / Nick: KI... / Ki: What? This isn't about how she practically pounced...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 7, 2000 Fooker: Trudy... Uh, is something wrong? Is everything all right? / Trudy: My life's in shambles, Fooker. An old ex-boyfriend is seeking revenge on me for something I did years ago. He's threatening to frame me with dropping that safe on Dwayne. My career, my life is in jeopardy! / [[Trudy hugs...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 8, 2000 Nick: Trudy claims an old boyfriend is framing her for dropping all those safes on people? / Ki: And you really believe her? / Dwayne: I refuse to believe the accusation that she tried to harm me... / Ki: Well, the OTHERS are certainly possible... / Dwayne: Ki, we're trying to HELP Trudy, not put her...
GPF Archive: Thursday, March 9, 2000 Ki: You may have brainwashed the boys, but I refuse to believe your innocence in this whole safe dropping scandal. / [[Beat]] / Ki: Aw, c'mon... You've never had a REAL boyfriend... / Trudy: We were engaged.
GPF Archive: Friday, March 10, 2000 Trudy: Trent and I were very much in love. We did everything together. We couldn't imagine a future apart from each other. / Ki: What happened? / Trudy: Well, it's a long story... / Ki: You do realize that phrase always triggers a flashback sequence...? / Trudy: I'm afraid it's necessary...
 
GPF Archive: Saturday, March 11, 2000 Trudy narrates: Trent and I met in college. We were both marketing majors and shared many classes. We soon discovered we had many more things in common... / [[Trent and Trudy in a classroom, smiling. Trent winks at Trudy]] / Trudy narrates: We both had this... APPRECIATION for the sadistic and morbid....
GPF Archive: Monday, March 13, 2000 Tag: Trudy reveals her past with Trent to Ki: / Trudy narrates: In our senior year, Trent proposed. We vowed to spend our lives together, making others miserable... / Trudy narrates: We had everything planned: the wedding, the jobs, the dreams of world domination... There was nothing that could stand...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 14, 2000 Trudy narrates: The company we hoped would hire us both had only one open position. Instantly, my fiance became my competition. / Trudy narrates: We agreed that since I had the better grades, I would apply alone. I slaved for days to write essays for the application. In the end, I had a virtual masterpiece. / Trudy...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 15, 2000 Trudy narrates: I awoke the next morning to find my application was missing! I searched everywhere, but it didn't matter; the job had been filled! / Trudy narrates: Our plans were in jeopardy! Without these jobs, all our dreams couldn't happen. I had to find out what happened, and warn trent about...
GPF Archive: Thursday, March 16, 2000 Ki: Trent stole your application and got the job himself?! / Trudy: It turns out it was part of his plan all along... / Trudy narrates: He used me! Of course, I planned to do the same to him eventually, twenty or thirty years down the road, but he beat me to it! / [[Trent walks away with the bimbos as...
 
GPF Archive: Friday, March 17, 2000 Trudy narrates: Unknown to Trent, I always keep backup copies of important documents. It took a little work, but I finally convinced the employer that Trent stole my work. And they awarded me the job instead. / Ki: Let me guess... Even though you finally got the job, you had to do more to get even... / Trudy:...
GPF Archive: Saturday, March 18, 2000 Trudy narrates: Needless to say, the engagement was off. My revenge kept him out of my life, but I always knew he'd seek his own revenge... / [[Cops arrest Trent, and Trent resists]] / Trudy: And now, even though his plan lacks imagination and depth, it was still something I hadn't expected. He has...
GPF Archive: Monday, March 20, 2000 Fooker: Ya know that guy who's framing Trudy for the recent safe droppings? I have his address.. / Nick: And...? / Fooker: You and me will sneak into his apartment and steal his "evidence," expose it as a fraud, and clear Trudy! / Nick: And just how do we accomplish THAT? / [[Nick and Fooker in black,...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 21, 2000 [[Nick and Fooker at Trent's apartment, Fooker picking the lock.]] / Nick whispers: I can't believe we're doing this... / Fooker whispers: It'll be easy. Get in, get the "evidence," and get out. / {{Apartment number is 312 which is 52 times 6}} / [[Nick and Fooker inside]] / Nick whispers: Fooker, this...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 22, 2000 Trent: Ah, you must be Trudy's new pretty boys. You've wasted your time, gentlemen. You'll never get this evidence... NEVER! / [[Trent aims a gun at Nick and Fooker]] / Trent: Now I'll blast you two right into next week... / Nick whispers: Uh... can he DO that in a comic strip...? / Fooker whispers:...
 
GPF Archive: Thursday, March 23, 2000 Nick whispers: Quick, Fooker! We need a way out of this! / Trent: Heh heh... / Gun: <> / Fooker: Look! It's Steve Forbes! / Trent: WHERE?! / [[Trent snatches the "evidence" from Trent's hand as Trent looks for Forbes]] / Fooker: RUN FOR IT! / Trent: !
GPF Archive: Friday, March 24, 2000 Detective: While your methods are certainly questionable, gentlemen, you did an excellent job of obtaining this fake "evidence" against your friend Trudy. / Detective: Unfortunately, this only contains evidence linking Trudy to Mr. Duncan's incident; the rest appears to be missing. This should be...
GPF Archive: Saturday, March 25, 2000 Trudy: My heroes! / Fooker: Shucks... / Ki: Not to sound picky, but just WHY did you two help her? / Nick: Trudy's one of us, Ki. We can't ignore that. / Fooker: Even if she is a sadistic witch... / Trudy: I HEARD that. / Ki: Well, at least he's out of your life again... / Trudy: For NOW. He'll be back... / Trudy:...
GPF Archive: Monday, March 27, 2000 [[News show set]] / Dex: Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen. I'm Dexter, and this is "GPF Conspiracy Central." / Dex: Tonight, we'll be exposing the naked truth behind your favorite GPF cast members, and the raw, unbiased dirt surrounding their behind-the-scenes shenanigans. / Dex: Following last night's...
GPF Archive: Tuesday, March 28, 2000 Dex: Welcome back to GPF Conspiracy Central: I'm Dexter. Tonight's expose: "Dwayne: Friend or foe?" / Dex: It has long been theorized by our viewers that TRUDY is the end-all source of evil in this strip. I, however, propose it is DWAYNE, not Trudy, who seeks the cast's undoing. / Dex: Lurking behind...
 
GPF Archive: Wednesday, March 29, 2000 Title panel: / GPF Conspiracy Central presents: / Dwayne: Friend or FOE? Special Report / Dex: Welcome back. I'm Dexter, your host. Now, the evidence you crave to our target's wrongdoings... / Dex: We all know Dwayne sees less time in this strip than anyone else. Has this warped him into a jealous,...
GPF Archive: Thursday, March 30, 2000 Dex: Did Trudy's rival Trent really drop a safe on Dwayne, or did he do it himself, to get him more "air time?" I'm Dexter, and this is GPF Conspiracy Central. / Dex: Where was Dwayne while the rest of us were at Codeaholics Anonymous? Or while the "Big Three" were hopping through time? Conveniently...
GPF Archive: Friday, March 31, 2000 Dwayne: I've had enough of this pointless mudslinging... / Dex: See, folks? Dwayne's evil in action! / Nick: Face it, Dexter. You aren't scheduled to be in another story for months. / Dex: Watch them try to switch blame to ME! / Ki: If you ask me, he should be in the comic ever again... / Dex: I won't...
GPF Archive: Saturday, April 1, 2000 {{April Fools! The great Internet Comic Swap 2000 / April Fool's!!! Holy Multimedia, Batman! Click here to see the hilarious, animated GPC cartoon created by Tony Lower-Basch, creator of the online animated cartoon, "Nosferatu"! (Requires QuickTime, 1.22MB) (Or, for the QuickTime impaired, feel free...
GPF Archive: Monday, April 3, 2000 Dwayne: All right, gang. As a team building exercise, I've decided to take us all on a hiking trip through the Blackberry Glades. / Ki: This is a joke, right? / Dwayne: For three days, we will journey together through the wilds of nature, mutually dependent for each other's survival. It will help us...
 
GPF Archive: Tuesday, April 4, 2000 Nick: Dwayne, I appreciate what you're trying to accomplish with this team building hiking trip, but you ought to know computer geeks and the outdoors don't mix. / Nick: Yeah, I was a Boy Scout in my day, and I loved it. But these guys have no experience, no knowledge beyond their disk drives. / Dwayne:...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, April 5, 2000 Fooker: Yes, Fooker Crocket, King of the Wild Frontier, is ready for his team building hiking trip... / Nick: You okay,man? You look strained. How much does that pack weigh? / Fooker: Uh... Dunno. Maybe 200 pounds. / Nick: Fooker, this trip is 15 miles! You have to carry out everything you bring in....
GPF Archive: Thursday, April 6, 2000 Nick: Fooker, you've got way too much junk to take on a three day hike. You'll have to leave something behind. / Fooker: Aw... Do I have to? / Nick: See? Even Trudy managed to get everything she needs in one small pack. / Fooker: Show off. / Trudy thinks: ? / Nick: Let me load your pack in the truck... / Trudy:...
GPF Archive: Friday, April 7, 2000 Dwayne: At least YOU had the sense to pack light, Ki. / Ki: I'm a simple girl. Don't need much. Just the essentials, like you told us. / Nick: Good. Hiking is about living with nature, getting close to the land. You should only bring as much civilization as actually necessary. / [[Nick puts Ki's pack...
GPF Archive: Saturday, April 8, 2000 Dwayne: Here we are, team! The great outdoors! For the next three days, this will be your home. / Fooker: Man... What is that SMELL? / [[a beat]] / Nick: It's called fresh air, Fooker. / Fooker: Oh. When can we stop and pick up a Big Mac? / Ki: Let me check my e-mail first...
 

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