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GPF Archive: Monday, November 22, 1999	Wisebottom: ... and here's the temporal acceleration pedal... / Nick: Fooker, you don't really want to travel through time, do you? / Fooker: Aw, come on, Nick! I know YOU want to! You're just scared. Don't you want to peer over Da Vinci's shoulder, or watch the wright brothers' first flight, or discuss... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991122.html
GPF Archive: Tuesday, November 23, 1999	Ki: Nick, you can't be serious about going with Fooker back in time! / Nick: I'm only going because I don't trust him there. / Nick: What if he does something stupid and alters the flow of time? He could destroy entire civilizations. Killing millions! I can't have that on my conscience. I'm going to... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991123.html
GPF Archive: Wednesday, November 24, 1999	Wisebottom: So, are we ready to begin our wonderful trip through time? / Nick: No, nut we're ready to die horrible deaths in this rattletrap. / Wisebottom: Good! Now just hit the start button and away you go! / Fooker: Which button? This one? / Wisebottom: NO! NOT THAT-- / <> http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991124.html
GPF Archive: Thursday, November 25, 1999	[[Nick is shown in the time machine]] / Narrator: The perils of time travel: / [[Nick is shown again, apparently travelling at cartoonishly high speeds]] / Narrator: Temporal acceleration / [[Nick again, this time his head snapped forward from a sudden stop]] / Narrator: Rapid deceleration / [[Nick,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991125.html
GPF Archive: Friday, November 26, 1999	Fooker: Kewl! We've gone back in time! Now to find out when we are... / Nick: This about feeling bad a have I... / Ki: Quick, Fooker! When are we? / Fooker: I don't know. The instruments aren't responding properly... / Nick: Oh uh... / Nick: Gang, past the in we're think don't I... / PoliceBot: Do you... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991126.html

GPF Archive: Saturday, November 27, 1999	PoliceBit: You are in violation of global ordinance 8E3GK-691Z, parking a time ship in a no time ship zone and wearing tacky black spandex uniforms in a public place. You are all under arrest. / Fooker: ! / Fooker: But officer, we're hapless travelers from the twentieth century! We have no knowledge... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991127.html
GPF Archive: Monday, November 29, 1999	PoliceBot: You are under arrest for violating global ordinance 8EGK-691Z... / Ki: Quick, Fooker! Do something! / Fooker: Okay! Okay! / <> / [[Surrounded by angry indians]] / Ki: Okay... do something ELSE... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991129.html
GPF Archive: Tuesday, November 30, 1999	[[Nick, Ki and Fooker have landed right in front of Washington crossing the Delaware]] / Fooker: Excuse us... Could you point us toward the twentieth century...? http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991130.html
GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 1, 1999	Nick: Time through hopping stop to have we, Fooker! / Fooker: I'm trying, but the machine keeps jumping randomly! / <> / Ki: What if we cut power? / Fooker: Are you kidding? We'd be stranded! / <> / Nick: Eaten being than better's that's... / Fooker: Is it just me, or is mirror boy starting... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991201.html
GPF Archive: Thursday, December 2, 1999	<> / Ki: Now where are we? / Fooker: I think we're at the beginning of time! / Ki: At least we won't be devoured by a T-Rex here. / Fooker: I think I've figured out how to get us back home. / Fooker: But first I want to hear Nick say his "ABC'S" FORWARD fast. / Ki: FOOKER! / Nick: Funny very. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991202.html

GPF Archive: Friday, December 3, 1999	<> / Wisebottom: Oh my stars and little planets! They're back! / Wisebottom: I was so worried about you children! When I saw Fooker press the wrong button, the one to send you forward in time, I was quite concerned. / Wisebottom: So, did you have a fun trip? / [[Angry look at Wisebottom from ... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991203.html
GPF Archive: Saturday, December 4, 1999	Wisebottom: I'm sorry my time machine proved to be so much trouble, Nicholas. I promise I will dismantle it so it can never be used for evil. / Wisebottom: Won't you forgive me, my nephew? I've apologized profusely! Please say something to me! / Nick: Yet you to say to anything have don't I. / Wisebottom:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991204.html
GPF Archive: Monday, December 6, 1999	Nick: Good day, Ladies and Gentlemen. With the end of 1999 swiftly approaching, I am here to happily inform you that we here at GPF will not be doing a big "Y2K" story line. / Nick: We know you're sick and tired of hearing about "Y2K" and all the doomsaying it involves. Rest assured, you won't hear... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991206.html
GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 7, 1999	Ki: Who's Nick calling? / Fooker: Jeff Darlington, the guy who draws our strip. / Fooker: He wants to formally protest the forthcoming "y2k" story line. He thinks it's like jumping on an overloaded bandwagon. / Fooker: But I don't think he's having much success... / Nick: Stop screening your calls!... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991207.html
GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 8, 1999	Ki: Is it really so bad that we're doing a "Y2K" story, Nick? / Nick: I'm sick of it, the readers are sick of it... We don't need it. / Ki: Even if this IS a trendy topic, Nick, it's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! We'll never get the chance to do a story like this again. We could be part of history! / Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991208.html

GPF Archive: Thursday, December 9, 1999	Tag: Nick confronts the artist about the Y2K story line: / Nick: Jeff, we have to talk. / Jeff thinks: Uh, oh... / Nick: I want to protest this new "Y2K" story line. Should we stoop so low as to jump on the bandwagon and beat a dead horse to death? The readers are sick of "Y2K"... / Nick: ...or are... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991209.html
GPF Archive: Friday, December 10, 1999	Tag: Nick confronts the artist about the Y2K story line: / Jeff: Sorry, Nick. The schedule stands. We start the Y2K story Monday. / Nick: <> / Jeff: By the way, you DO realize that you've wasted this entire week with this little crusade? We've accomplished nothing. No character development,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991210.html
GPF Archive: Saturday, December 11, 1999	Ki: So Jeff Darlington used your hatred of all things "Y2K" to build a week of "filler" strips? / Nick: [[steaming]] / Nick: Well, if nothing else, I've had my voice heard. I'm not happy with us doing a "Y2K" story, because I feel there's been too much hype in the media already. The last thing we should... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991211.html
GPF Archive: Monday, December 13, 1999	Nick thinks: (Sigh) Here we are, nineteen days from the start of the year 2000, and I can't wait to get this whole mess over with. / Nick thinks: For the past few years, we've been saturated with it, and it's only intensified over the past few months. I'm sick of hearing about the "Millennium Bug,"... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991213.html
GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 14, 1999	Fooker: Whaddyamean, you're not doing anything for New Years? / Nick: I'm protesting the whole "Y2K" mess by not celebrating. / Fooker: Aw, c'mon, Nick! My next door neighbor Chuck is throwing a huge bash, and he asked me to bring all my buds. It wouldn't be a party without my best pal... / Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991214.html

GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 15, 1999	Fooker: ...and let me tell you, if anyone knows how to throw a party, it's my neighbor, Chuck... / Ki: Sounds like fun. Have you asked Nick? / Fooker: Hmph. / Ki: Uh oh. That sounded encouraging. / Fooker: Mr. Party-pooper is protesting the Y2K hype by not celebrating New Year's Eve. / Ki: Bet I could... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991215.html
GPF Archive: Thursday, December 16, 1999	Ki thinks: If I can get Nick to come to Fooker's friend's party, it might be a great opportunity to finally tell him how I feel about him... / Ki thinks: But he's so grumbly over the Y2K hype, he'd never go for it. He really needs a good does of fun, though. So how do I get him to come? / Nick: Fooker's... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991216.html
GPF Archive: Friday, December 17, 1999	Nick: No, I don't care if Fooker _is_ going to have a LAN party too. I'm not going to that New Year's party. / Ki: Suit yourself / Ki: We're going to have a small Quake tournament, some "Star Trek" trivia, watch the entire "Star Wars" trilogy back to back, and even broadcast it all on Fooker's webcam. / Ki:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991217.html
GPF Archive: Saturday, December 18, 1999	Fooker: I don't believe it... Nick actually agreed to come to the Millennium New Year's Party? How'd you convince him? / [[Beat]] / Ki: Let's just say your friend Chuck is going to kill me. Fire up your LAN; I've got to go buy a skimpy red dress. http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991218.html
GPF Archive: Monday, December 20, 1999	Trudy: Well, well... I hear Mister Grouchy decided to forget his Y2K hatred to join us at Chuck's Millenium party... / Nick: I still hate Y2K, but yes, I'm going. / Trudy: You know, as Chuck's neighbour, I'll be there too, but I technically don't have a date yet. It would be so disappointing to be there... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991220.html

GPF Archive: Tuesday, December 21, 1999	Fooker: Kewl! We're all gonna be together for the start of the new millennium... / Nick: The millenium doesn't start until the year 2001. / Trudy: [[to Ki]] You do realize that Nick is going to be _my_date. / Ki: [[to Trudy]] What?! I don't think so... / Trudy: [[to Ki]] We'll see... / Fooker: No, it starts... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991221.html
GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 22, 1999	Dwayne: I know you guys have plans for New Year's, but I'm going to need a few hours of your time... / Nick, Fooker, Ki, Trudy: WHAT?! / Dwayne: One of our customers needs us to hand-hold their servers through a tricky reboot a couple hours before midnight. I promise you'll be in and out, and back to... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991222.html
GPF Archive: Thursday, December 23, 1999	Fooker: I can't believe we have to come in on New Year's Eve to reboot a few lousy servers... / Dwayne: Thankfully, that's all we need to do. / Dwayne: The Richards account is the last to need Y2K tweaking, and this is it. You guys have done incredible work to avoid Y2K problems, and this should be... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991223.html
GPF Archive: Friday, December 24, 1999	Tag: New Year's Eve, 1999: / [[Ki walks into GPF from the cold outside]] / Ki: Hey, guys. How goes the reboot? / Nick: So far so good. We have one up and running already. / Dwayne: I really want to thank you guys for doing this. As always, you guys amaze me with your efficiency... / Fooker: No sweat,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991224.html
GPF Archive: Saturday, December 25, 1999	Nick: Almost done here... / Dwayne: This is great, gang! You'll get to make it to your party, and Nicole and I will make it to ours. / Fooker: Man, it's really comin' down out there... / Ki: The snow kept getting heavier as I got here. We're supposed to get more tonight. / Fooker: I wonder how much... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/19991225.html

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