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| GPF Archive: Friday, October 15, 2010 | [[Trudy stands just outside Fooker's office door. He is seated at the computer with hands on the keyboard, looking at her.]]
/ Sharon: Fooker, I hate to interrupt, but I need to talk to you for a few minutes. It's important.
/ Fooker: Um, OK. / [[Trudy, head bowed, frowning.]]
/ Trudy: You said it... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20101015.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, October 18, 2010 | [[Nick in tee-shirt looking in bathroom mirror; Ki behind him in dressing gown with toothbrush in mouth]]
/ Nick: I think I might just grow a beard.
/ Ki: Murf mur murl? / [[Ki close beside Nick, facing him, with arms folded; he turns his head to see her]]
/ Ki: I thought I made my opinions of facial... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20101018.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Nick coming in with folder under right arm. He is wearing a sweater and tie, and has barely visible five o'clock shadow on his face. Ki and Sharon are in the background; Sharon holding papers in her left hand.]]
/ Nick: Hey, sweetie. Morning, Sharon. / [[Nick leaves through another door. The women... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20101020.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip 10-22-2010 | Sharon: I'm surprised you're letting Nick get away with this. I thought you didn't like facial hair.
/ Ki: Let's just say I wasn't consulted. / Ki: I've never liked men with beards. They're itchy, scratchy, and unattractive. And don't get me started on hygiene, some of the things I've seen men... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20101022.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Fooker seated at the computer in his office, hands on keys; Sharon on his left looking left to the door.]]
/ Sharon: I'm not sure about Nick growing a beard. It doesn't look ... *right* on him.
/ Fooker: It's a geek rite of passage. / [[Sharon and Fooker facing each other; Fooker gesturing as he speaks]]
/ Fooker:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20101025.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Trudy in foreground holding paper in left hand, looking over her right shoulder at Tim and Scott, also carrying paper as they walk.]]
/ Scott: Aye, Sir Nicholas' beard is indeed nascent, but shows potential. In time, a truer Unix geek's mane none may find. / [[Trudy daydreams of Nick with shirt open,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20101027.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Nick and Ki at home. Ki sitting on the couch with a book in her left hand. Nick comes up behind the couch; she faces him.]
/ Nick: I've decided to get rid of the beard.
/ Ki: That was fast. May I ask why? / [[Closeup of Nick running his hand over his chin.]]
/ Nick: Well, first and foremost, I... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20101029.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 11-1-2010 | [[Fooker and Sharon stand in line outside a movie theater. A poster for "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1" is visible in the background.]]
/ Sharon: Thanks for insisting on getting out to see a movie. That server migration has been maddening.
/ Fooker: You deserve it, babe. / Fooker: You've... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20101101.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, November 3, 2010 | [[Fooker, Sharon, and Scott stand in line at the movie theater ticket booth. Fooker is busily buying tickets, while Scott's appearance seems to startle Sharon.]]
/ Sharon: GAH! Scott! You better not be following me again, or else!
/ Scott: [[Backpedaling]] Forsooth, milady! I dare not do such a thing,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20101103.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[In the cinema, looking at Scott, Fooker, and Sharon, who are seated in that order. Scott is looking at the screen. He has a drink in his left hand and a large tub of popcorn in his right. Sharon is slumped in her seat with her arms folded, facing the screen. Fooker has tuned to face her.]]
/ Fooker... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20101105.html |
| (to be announced) | [[Title double panel: Harry Barker and the Chatroom of Enigmas. On the left, Sharon is asleep as Fooker leans over her, about to drop a popcorn kernel down into her cleavage. On the right, two two-story houses stand at night with the moon rising behind them. A single window is lit in the top story... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20101108.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Trent exits, slamming the door behind himself.]]
/ Trent (speaking through door): Well, I'll have none of that learning in this house. Come downstairs and vegetate in front of the TV with your cousin. / [[Harry holds a pencil in his right hand between index and middle fingers, point up. He frowns... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20101110.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[In the diminished light from the broken lamp, Harry Barker begins to remove the bulb from the Anglepoise lamp.]]
/ Harry (thinks): I guess I *have* to go downstairs to get another bulb. Maybe Uncle Trent is craftier than I thought. / [[A lightning bolt bursts from the now empty socket in the lamp.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20101112.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Harry has arms akimbo, frowning at Noddy. Noddy looks defensive.]]
/ Harry: OK, Noddy the sprite, what are you doing in my lamp?
/ Noddy: Noddy thought if Mr Harry Barker could not study, then he could not return to school. / [[Harry bending over Noddy, who has an evil grin during his speech.]]
/ Harry:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20101115.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Harry Barker leans frowning over Noddy and grips his tattered clothes.]]
/ Harry: *Why* are you trying to keep me from returning to school?
/ Noddy: Terrible things are about to happen at Hollerith's! Noddy must protect Harry Barker! / [[During the next dialogue, Harry raises his head and relaxes... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20101117.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 11-19-2010 | [[Harry Barker's room now has bars over the window. Uncle Trent is outside it, squinting with rage, and shaking a wrench at Harry. Harry looks depressed.]]
/ Uncle Trent: I don't know how you did it, boy, but you can forget ever seeing your freakish friends again!
/ Harry Barker: But I didn't even... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20101119.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 11-19-2010 | [[Harry Barker's room now has bars over the window. Uncle Trent is outside it, squinting with rage, and shaking a wrench at Harry. Harry looks depressed.]]
/ Uncle Trent: I don't know how you did it, boy, but you can forget ever seeing your freakish friends again!
/ Harry Barker: But I didn't even... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20101119.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, November 22, 2010 | Later in Bogon Alley....
/ Harmony Stranger: Harry! Don!
/ Harry & Don: Harmony! / Mr Measley: Ah! This must be the Harmony Stranger we've heard so much about!
/ Harmony: It is an honor to meet you, Mr and Mrs Measley. Who is that behind you? / Mr Measley: Oh, this is Don's little sister, Jenny. This... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20101122.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, November 24, 2010 | [[Crowded bookstore]]
/ Woman: My goodness! What in the web is going on here?
/ Child: It's Gedanken Deadlock, the legendary hacker! His new book just came out. / [[Smiling man stand in front of crowd and photographers.]]
/ Gedanken: Thank you, my beloved fans, for coming today! Without your support, my... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20101124.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, November 26, 2010 | [[Note from Jeff: Needs more descriptions of visuals]]
/ Gedanken: Come read the book Harry Barker just heartily endorsed! / Darco: Just can't stay out of the limelight, can you, Barker?
/ Loozair: Now, now, Darco... / Loozair: My son, Mr. Barker, can't help that fame has been thrust upon him. Few who... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20101126.html |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20101129.html">http://gpf-comics.com/d/20101129.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20101201.html">http://gpf-comics.com/d/20101201.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| GPF Archive: Friday, December 3, 2010 | [Note from Jeff: Needs description of visuals and who is saying what]
/ I wonder who might want to keep you away from school...
/ I bet I know... What was THAT?! / That's a data ghost. An Avatar left behind by a former student or teacher. The school is full of them. They're projected by virtual reality... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20101203.html |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20101206.html">http://gpf-comics.com/d/20101206.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20101208.html">http://gpf-comics.com/d/20101208.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| GPF Archive: Friday, December 10, 2010 | [[Later... Harry is walking along a corridor inside Hollerith's.]]
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20101210.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Harry Barker, Don Measley, and Harmony Stranger are staring at a wall. There is writing painted on it: The Chat Room of Enigmas has been rooted. Enemies of the Sysop... beware!]]
/ Don: W-what is that written in? Blood?
/ Harmony: It's laser printer toner... I think. / [[They bend down over Mr.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20101213.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[The first panel is labeled "The next day..."]]
/ [[Surrounded by a large crowd of students, Deadlock and Sysape are standing at desks, each having a chair and a computer. Between them is a "holographic table"; it looks rather like a searchlight pointing at the ceiling. Throughout, Deadlock has his... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20101215.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[On the left, Sysape and Mouso are facing us. Sysape has his hand on Mouso's shoulder, who is standing at Sysape's computer. On the right, Harry is at Deadlock's computer, facing them. Deadlock, with a huge smile and wavy hair, is facing us.]]
/ Deadlock: Let's let you boys give it a try. Nothing... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20101217.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, December 20, 2010 | [[Harry, Don, and Harmony walk down a corridor after class.]]
/ Harry: [With a smug smile] Did you see the look on Darco's face? I really showed him!
/ Don: [Angrily] See him? No, but we all heard you! / [[The view closes in on the trio.]]
/ Done: [Angrily] Your best friends, and you never told us you... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20101220.html |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20101222.html">http://gpf-comics.com/d/20101222.html | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
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