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General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 5-28-2010 TWOING / PANG / THWIP / ZING / POCK / SNAP
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip 5-31-2010 Narrator: We never found out who fired the stray shot. It doesn't really matter. / Narrator: The damage had already been done. There were consequences for our carelessness. / Narrator: Theodore Roosevelt once said to speak softly and carry a big stick. No one speaks more softly than Nick.
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip 6-2-2010 Nick fires a rapid stream of rubber bands at the others, leaving them defeated in the hallway.
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[Ki peeps out of Trudy's office]] / [[She get scared when she sees Nick, carrying his self-made rubberband guns]] / [[Nick walks by without a notice]] / Ki: MAYBE... IT MIGHT BE SAFER TO STAY HERE FOR A FEW MORE HOURS...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip 6-7-2010 Dr. Cheng: Dexter, we finally got your lab results... / Dexter: Lay it on me, Dr. Cheng! / Dr. Cheng: I'll put it bluntly. This doesn't look good. / Dr. Cheng: I've warned you time and again that you need to lose weight. Your blood pressure, LDL, and triglycerides are up, your HDL is down and...
 
GPF Archive: Wednesday, June 9, 2010 [[In Dr. Cheng's office]] / Dr. Cheng: Dexter, I can't help you if you won't help yourself. If a wake up call is what you need, then here is one... / Dr. Cheng: At the rate you're going, I wouldn't be surprised if you'll be on insulin within a year. Your kidneys are straining, and your heart is too. I...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip 6-11-2010 Dexter: I'm not... interrupting... am I? / Sharon: Nah. We were just getting ready to watch a movie. / Dexter: I... um, need your help, Sharon. It's kind of personal, and you're the only one that I could think of that would understand. / Sharon: I'll help any way I can. / Dexter: It's about......
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip 6-14-2010 Dexter: So I need to lose at least 100 pounds, but dieting and exercise have never come easy to me. Dr. Cheng said I needed to find someone to help me, and I immediately thought of you. / Dexter: I know that you lost all that weight to control your diabetes, and you've kept it off for years now....
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip 6-16-2010 Sharon: I was in the same boat as you. I needed drastic measures. My old plan may not work for you, but it will give us a place to start and we can tailor it from there. / Sharon: First I want you to throw everything out of your pantry and fridge. We're going to start from scratch. You'll need...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 6-18-2010 Caption: The next day... / Sharon: Ready for our first trip to the gym, exercise buddy? / Dexter: As ready as I'll ever be. / Sharon: Did you have a nutritious breakfast? / Dexter: I had a bowl of cereal. Just corn flakes, no added sugar, and with skim milk even! / Sharon: OK... how big of a bowl? / Dexter:...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 6-18-2010 Caption: The next day... / Sharon: Ready for our first trip to the gym, exercise buddy? / Dexter: As ready as I'll ever be. / Sharon: Did you have a nutritious breakfast? / Dexter: I had a bowl of cereal. Just corn flakes, no added sugar, and with skim milk even! / Sharon: OK... how big of a bowl? / Dexter:...
 
GPF Archive: Monday, June 21, 2010 [[Sharon brings food for Dexter and herself.]] / Sharon: One of the first steps to shedding those pounds is eating right. So I picked a nice, healthy lunch for us. / Sharon: You have to control both the quality and quantity of your portions. So here's a nice, fresh salad. / [[Dexter looks at his...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip 6-23-2010 THUMP / THUMP / THUMP / THUMP / THUMP / THUMP / THUMP / THUMP / RUMBLE / Exercise Patron: EARTHQUAKE! / THUMP / THUMP / RUMBLE / CRASH / Sharon: Maybe running on the treadmill isn't for you, Dex... / Dexter: It snapped like a twig...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 6-25-2010 Sharon: I figured you'd do well with the weight machines, especially given the, um, rumble you had in New York years ago... / Sharon: But I think we may need to find a more effective method of lifting weights...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 6-25-2010 Sharon: I figured you'd do well with the weight machines, especially given the, um, rumble you had in New York years ago... / Sharon: But I think we may need to find a more effective method of lifting weights...
GPF Archive: Monday, June 28, 2010 Sharon: Maybe we'll have better luck at the pool. You did bring your trunks, right? / Dexter: Yeah, but I'll probably displace all the water and flood the gym... / Sharon: Don't be so hard on yourself. We knew there would be challenges. We just didn't expect them to be so... large. Hold on a sec... / Sharon...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, June 30, 2010 Sharon: And just what, pray tell, are you doing? Applying for a gym membership? / Fooker: I was thinking of taking up? pilates. / [[Fooker takes his disguise off.]] / Sharon: Look, Dex needs some serious encouragement. This is hard for him. He doesn't need you following him here just to make fun...
 
GPF Archive: Friday, July 2, 2010 Fooker: Ok, yeah, I'm jealous. Wouldn't you be if I ran off with Ki or Trudy to "work out at the gym" during lunch? / Sharon: No, because I know and trust Ki and you wouldn't be caught dead in public alone with Trudy. / Sharon: Fooker, Dex and I are friends. We have some history, but it's just that:...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 7-5-2010 Sharon: Boxing is definitely good exercise, but I think Fooker holding the bag wasn't a good idea... / Fooker (strained voice): I concur.
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 7-7-2010 Fooker: I'm really impressed with Dex's progress. He's come a long way in a short while. / Sharon: I agree. He's shown excellent initiative. / Fooker: However, I think you're right; the weight machines will need a little work.
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 7-9-2010 Sharon: Well, Fooker. Dex has lost 15 pounds so far. How do you think he's doing? / Fooker: Ix-nay on the ooker-Fay. The ban, remember? / Fooker: Awesome job, big guy. Ya did good. This is just the start, of course. But you've shown great initiative. / Dexter: Thanks... Um, you. / Sharon:...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 7-12-2010 Patty: At the risk of dating myself further, is it much further Mama Smurf? / Ki: Yes it is, Patty. / Patty: Oh, goody. Another two hours. I can barely contain my excitement. / Ki: Look, exhibiting at this expo is important to Dwayne. I know it's a long haul, but making a presence there could...
 
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 7-14-2010 Ki: Patty, you know we have that big deadline looming. Nick and the others can't get away. We each finished our work, so we're free to make the expo. / Ki: Besides, Dwayne picked us to go for our strengths. Trudy is our marketing director. Naturally, she needs to be there. / Trudy: Hmm? / Ki:...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 7-16-2010 Ki: You and I are our tech reps for this trip, Patty. Nick's tied up, Fooker's not the most sociable, and Sharon's out sick. Everyone else is a contractor. / Dexter: But... she's a contractor too... / Dwayne: Hello, Patty. What's this? / Patty: It's my two weeks notice. I'm sorry to jump ship...
GPF Archive: Monday, July 19, 2010 Ki: Patty may be a contractor, but she was instrumental in designing the Hersey's Barbecue project. Dwayne wants her to showcase that design at our booth. / Ki: Besides, I head she had a little talk with Dwayne the other day... / Dexter: Oh! Oh! Is he bringing you on full time? That would be awesome! / Ki:...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 7-21-2010 Patty: What was that? Niemand, did you have something insightful and distracting to say? / (no dialogue) / (no dialogue) / Patty: Thanks for nothing, Trudy. / Dexter: You can sit next to me at the next ESOP meeting.
GPF Archive: Friday, July 23, 2010 Trudy: Dwayne, I... don't think I can make this expo trip... / Dwayne: Why not? You're our marketing director. I need you there... / Trudy: There's this... relative, you see. There's some bad blood between us, and he lives there in town... / Dwayne: But that was another universe, remember? You're...
 
GPF Archive: Monday, July 26, 2010 Ki: We're from GPF Software, booth #1296? / Desk clerk: Just sign in. Here's your exhibitor's packet. / Ki: We're all the way on the other side. Looks like we'll have to hoof it. / Patty: Naturally. / Ki: Have you finally decided to join us? / Trudy: Sorry, I've been distracted. I'll be on my...
GPF Archive: Wednesday, July 28, 2010 Patty: Oof! What in the world is in this box? / Trudy: Excellent! They're the special "uniforms" I had made for us. Dwayne wanted us to have a consistent look for exhibiting, so we'll all get a set eventually. / Trudy: I had each one tailored specifically for us. Dwayne balked at the price at...
GPF Archive: Friday, July 30, 2010 Trudy: It's not just a shirt. It's a complete outfit. Matching shirts for all, slacks for Dex, skirts for us, and... / Patty: Now hold on... / Patty: Nobody said anything about wearing a skirt. Especially one that would be indecent on a Barbie doll. / Trudy: It's not that short. / Trudy: Look,...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip - 8-2-2010 Ki: That's the last of it. Are Dex and Patty still changing? The expo opens up in 15 minutes. / Trudy: Here's Dexter. / Ki: Dex, the shirt looks good on you, but you don't look so well. Are you feeling ok? / Dexter: Yeah. Just a bit... winded. Just gotta catch my breath. / Trudy: Well, sit...
General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip [[The GPF booth at the exhibition]] / Patty: As much as it annoys me, you've got to admit she knows her stuff. We barely had a free moment since we opened. / Ki:For all our spats, I've NEVER disputed that. / Patty: And I've been asked out more times in the last hour than I have been in the last three...
 

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