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| GPF Archive: Friday, October 30, 2009 | FWOOSH / Doctor Akhilesh Sehgal: Good evening. How is my mystery patient today?
/ Trudy: Better, I think. I still don't remember anything though. / Trudy: Is something wrong Dr. Aki? You seem distracted.
/ Doctor Akhilesh Sehgal: I am sorry. I am distracted. Either I have been working far too... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091030.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, November 2, 2009 | [[Bedroom, four-poster bed with curtains blowing, Nick facing in with glasses off]]
/ Nick: My darling... / [[Nick leaning close to Trudy, arms either side of her, she is half smiling]]
/ Nick: It's so wonderful that I finally found you. I could not bear another day apart from you.
/ Trudy: Oh, Nick...
/ Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091102.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, November 2, 2009 | [[Bedroom, four-poster bed with curtains blowing, Nick facing in with glasses off]]
/ Nick: My darling... / [[Nick leaning close to Trudy, arms either side of her, she is half smiling]]
/ Nick: It's so wonderful that I finally found you. I could not bear another day apart from you.
/ Trudy: Oh, Nick...
/ Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091102.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, November 2, 2009 | [[Bedroom, four-poster bed with curtains blowing, Nick facing in with glasses off]]
/ Nick: My darling... / [[Nick leaning close to Trudy, arms either side of her, she is half smiling]]
/ Nick: It's so wonderful that I finally found you. I could not bear another day apart from you.
/ Trudy: Oh, Nick...
/ Nick:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091102.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, November 4, 2009 | Ki: Morning, sweetie. Is everything OK? You didn't sleep well last night, did you? / Nick: I'm... fine. Just had an unsettling dream I can't shake.
/ Ki: A nightmare? / Nick: Not exactly. Have you ever had an... intimate dream about someone... other than me? Since we've been married?
/ Ki: ... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091104.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, November 6, 2009 | Ki: So you had a sex dream about another woman. Big whoop. You can't control your subconscious. / Ki: Nick, I love you, and I know you love me. I trust you implicitly. I also know you're a terrible liar and you'd never be able to pull off an affair. Dreams are just random neurons firing in your... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091106.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, November 9, 2009 | [[Nick and Ki in the corridor at GPF, Ki holding his arm and smiling, Sharon through door, holding paper in left hand, looking back]]
/ Ki: Aw, c'mon! Why won't you tell me?
/ Nick: It's embarrassing! You'll make a big deal about it. / [[Sharon with them, Nick scowling]]
/ Sharon: OK, it's not a lovers'... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091109.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, November 9, 2009 | [[Nick and Ki in the corridor at GPF, Ki holding his arm and smiling, Sharon through door, holding paper in left hand, looking back]]
/ Ki: Aw, c'mon! Why won't you tell me?
/ Nick: It's embarrassing! You'll make a big deal about it. / [[Sharon with them, Nick scowling]]
/ Sharon: OK, it's not a lovers'... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091109.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, November 11, 2009 | Sharon: Come on, Nick! Who did you dream about?
/ Ki: What's it going to hurt?
/ Nick: Absolutely not! / Nick: Look, you've already dismissed this as harmless, but it's made me uncomfortable. I don't want to go into it. It'll open a whole heaping can of awkward that I don't want to go into. / silence............ / Ki:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091111.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, November 13, 2009 | Sharon: You had a sex dream about... me?
/ Ki: It _has_ to be you! Why else would he be so embarrassed? / Sharon: Um, I'm... flattered, I guess. It's nice to know someone like you finds me attractive. I mean, someone other than Fooker. Not to say "someone like you" in a _bad_ way, of course. I meant... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091113.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, November 16, 2009 | Nick: Are you quite finished?
/ Ki: Oh, honey, I'm sorry! I really am. / Ki: I know you're embarrassed and I'm sorry. It's just so funny to think of you and Sharon together. Since I know you both too well. I'll try to keep a lid on this and it'll blow over in a day or two. You'll see. / Ki leaves... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091116.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, November 18, 2009 | Fooker: Planning to make a move on my woman, are you, Judas?
/ Nick: I did not have a sex dream about Sharon! / Fooker: Whoa, Nickster, no overclockin'. I'm just pokin' ya. Sharon told me what Ki said and I nearly squirted coffee out my nose. I swear none of us have told anyone else. We're cool,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091118.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Nick is still angry. Fooker looks to see that no one else is around.]]
/ Nick: It's not Sharon, not Dexter, and certainly not *you*.
/ Fooker: That's certainly a relief
/ Nick: Just drop it, OK? / [[Close-up of Fooker.]]
/ Fooker: C'mon, Nick. This is ME, your best bud. I kept Ki's Pookel secret,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091120.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Nick is still angry. Fooker looks to see that no one else is around.]]
/ Nick: It's not Sharon, not Dexter, and certainly not *you*.
/ Fooker: That's certainly a relief
/ Nick: Just drop it, OK? / [[Close-up of Fooker.]]
/ Fooker: C'mon, Nick. This is ME, your best bud. I kept Ki's Pookel secret,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091120.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, November 23, 2009 | Fooker: You had a sex dream about Trudy? I thought that cold shower went icy years ago.
/ Nick: So had I. / Nick: I'm happy with Ki. I'd never break that vow. But ever since Trudy kissed me when we escaped that other universe, my subconscious has been playing with... alternate scenarios. And I'm not... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091123.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, November 25, 2009 | [[Dexter leans into the doorway where Trudy appears to be operating a copying machine.]]
/ Dexter: Have you heard the latest gossip, Trudy? Nick supposedly had a sex dream about Sharon! / [[We see Dexter's face close up, with a slightly mischievous expression.]]
/ Dexter: He totally denies it, of course,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091125.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, November 25, 2009 | [[Dexter leans into the doorway where Trudy appears to be operating a copying machine.]]
/ Dexter: Have you heard the latest gossip, Trudy? Nick supposedly had a sex dream about Sharon! / [[We see Dexter's face close up, with a slightly mischievous expression.]]
/ Dexter: He totally denies it, of course,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091125.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, November 27, 2009 | [[Bedroom with four-poster bed, curtains blowing, Nick facing in through open doorway]]
/ Nick: My darling... / [[Nick has entered bedroom, shirt open, gestures with right hand]]
/ Nick: It's so wonderful that I finally found you. I could not bear another day apart from you.
/ Sharon: Oh, Nick... / [[Nick... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091127.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, November 27, 2009 | [[Bedroom with four-poster bed, curtains blowing, Nick facing in through open doorway]]
/ Nick: My darling... / [[Nick has entered bedroom, shirt open, gestures with right hand]]
/ Nick: It's so wonderful that I finally found you. I could not bear another day apart from you.
/ Sharon: Oh, Nick... / [[Nick... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091127.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, November 30, 2009 | [[Patty facing us in corridor, holding box. Dexter comes up behind her, holding sheet of paper in left hand, waving with right.]]
/ Dexter: Hey, Patty! Wait up! / [[Dexter right behind Patty. Patty facing away, silent.]]
/ Dexter: I'm glad I caught you. Dwayne said he's thinking hard about bringing... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091130.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, November 30, 2009 | [[Patty facing us in corridor, holding box. Dexter comes up behind her, holding sheet of paper in left hand, waving with right.]]
/ Dexter: Hey, Patty! Wait up! / [[Dexter right behind Patty. Patty facing away, silent.]]
/ Dexter: I'm glad I caught you. Dwayne said he's thinking hard about bringing... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091130.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Ki: [to Dexter] Uh-oh. I recognize that look. Who was she and what did she do? / Dexter: Sorry Ki. It's Patty. She STILL hasn't forgiven me for the Bog of Bloodbath incident. I've apologized, I've tried to make it up to her, but she hasn't spoken two words to me outside team meetings in months / Ki:... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091202.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | [[Ki and Dexter are sitting at Dexter's desk, Dexter is looking at a donut]]
/ Dexter: What's worse, I think I... really like Patty. I was going to ask her out to a sneak peak of "Avatar".
/ Ki: You're sweet on Patty? / Dexter: All I want is a chance to make it up to her. I've screwed up so many relationships,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091204.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Ki: Ah, Patty. I'm glad I found you. I wanted to talk to you about -- / Patty: Dexter sent you
/ Ki: How did you--?
/ Patty: He's been hounding me all week. Plus, his voice carries. / Ki: And I thought I was blunt. Look Dex is sorry about all the trouble he's caused you lately. He wants to make it... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091207.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip | Ki: Ah, Patty. I'm glad I found you. I wanted to talk to you about -- / Patty: Dexter sent you
/ Ki: How did you--?
/ Patty: He's been hounding me all week. Plus, his voice carries. / Ki: And I thought I was blunt. Look Dex is sorry about all the trouble he's caused you lately. He wants to make it... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091207.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 9, 2009 | Patty: Dexter has the delicacy of a jackhammer and the subtlety of a chainsaw. I've heard the story about when he asked you out. To date, I haven't seen anything different. / Ki: On the contrary, I've heard about a little conversation you two had at our wedding. I may not be privy to the details,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091209.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, December 11, 2009 | Patty (thinking): How dare Oshiro imply that Dexter is too good for me! Who asked her to be judge and jury of my social life? / Patty (thinking): "You drive everyone away with your cynicism and sarcasm." Easy for little miss perfect to say. I don't recall seeing her being left at the altar... intentionally. / Patty... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091211.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, December 14, 2009 | [Patty is driving and angry]
/ Patty (thinking): Why am I letting this affect me so much? What is it about Dexter that makes me so conflicted? Do I like him or not? / Patty (thinking): Could it be that I'm taking my own self loathing about how I treated Mark so long ago, and redirecting it against Dexter... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091214.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 16, 2009 | Patty (thinking): I need to talk this over with him. Dex left work before I did; he should be home by now. We'll both apologize, and maybe we can establish a fresh start.
/ < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091216.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, December 18, 2009 | Lynn: Oh! You're not the pizza guy! You must be a friend of Dex's. I'm Lynn! / Dexter: Abbab-bab-bab-bah... [[sweating nervously]]
/ Lynn: And you must be...? :)
/ Patty: Patty. [[Ice cold]] / Lynn: I don't think Dex has mentioned you...
/ Patty: Not surprising. Look, I seem to be Interrupting something,... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091218.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, December 21, 2009 | Dexter: Patty, wait! It's not what you think! / Patty: Not what I think? You've been chasing after me for the past several weeks, begging forgiveness, and now I find another woman in your apartment? What am I supposed to think?
/ [[Patty points accusingly]] / Patty: You sure have one heck of a short... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091221.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, December 23, 2009 | [[Lynn catches up to alone Dexter, and pats his shoulder.]] / Lynn: Was that... your girlfriend?
/ Dexter: Apparently not. / Lynn: Cheese dip? / < http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091223.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, December 25, 2009 | Lynn: Brad called while you were out. He, Kris, and Dave are on their way. They left the studio a half hour ago and had to pick up their miniatures and dice before we could play. / Dexter: I... don't feel like playing tonight. I think you should go home now, Lynn. / [[Patty, alone in her car, starts... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091225.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, December 28, 2009 | Fooker: Looks like we're going to be a bit late for the movie. Better call Nick'n'Ki and tell 'em to pick the next show.
/ Sharon: You did it again. / Sharon: You used their names as a single word. It's cute. I wonder why nobody does that with us.
/ Fooker: Too many syllables. I think there's... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091228.html |
| General Protection Fault--The Comic Strip 12-30-2009 | Ki: Hey, Sharon. Where were you guys last night? We waited as long as we could.
/ Sharon: Sorry, Ki... / Sharon: My phone's battery died, and the blond wonder is still abstaining from one of life's modern necessities.
/ Ki: Huh. Still no mobile phone? / Sharon: I don't see what his problem is.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20091230.html |
| GPF Archive: Friday, January 1, 2010 | [[ Sharon and Ki together at the office ]] / Ki: Maybe Fooker's been avoiding getting a cell phone so he won't be constantly connected.
/ Sharon: Are we both talking about the guy with multiple fiber lines into his apartment? / Ki: That's different. When he wants to be connected, he certainly is. But... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100101.html |
| GPF Archive: Monday, January 4, 2010 | [[Sharon is walking toward the open door of a conference room containing Nick, Fooker and Dwayne]]
/ Sharon: I don't think I'm being unreasonable, Ki. But I doubt he's going to move unless I deliver an ultimatum. / Sharon: [[ bending over the table, pointing finger at Fooker ]] You will get a cell phone.... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100104.html |
| GPF Archive: Wednesday, January 6, 2010 | Fooker: I don't get why this is such a big deal. Am I really that had to get a hold of?
/ Ki: Apparently Sharon seems to think so. / Ki: I think she's just worried that she won't be able to reach you if she needs you. What if she's in trouble? Or you are? She's afraid you won't be able to contact... http://www.gpf-comics.com/d/20100106.html |
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